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Old February 23rd, 2019, 10:54 AM   #1
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So I broke my right arm at a football game. I had been wearing a sling and cast for 2 weeks now and then I accidentally touched poison ivy on my other hand during a field trip. Great! Now two useless arms.

My mom had to help me with everything and I hated it. Showers and clothes for at least a couple days and my right arm is completely useless for awhile. Not only that I had a check in with my doctor during that time.

What more could life throw at me? I haven't relieved myself cause Ive been busy and now my arm is broken and my left hand is swollen from poison ivy.
Now back to the doctors story, my mom insisted we go just to get it done. Didn't think much of it. But when we got there my doctor needed a pee sample and she insisted that since I couldn't do it myself, my mom had to do it for me.

Reluctantly, I went to the bathroom with my mom. Unzips my pants and out comes the most deprived erection, of course, what a bad time to have an upward curve. My mom retracts my foreskin (as to not sprinkle) and awkwardly aims my tip in the cup. I pee and she awkwardly puts my penis back into my pants. Now it's in a weird position that makes it really obvious I have an erection. I was too embarrassed to ask my mom to fix it.

My doctor saw my weird tent and asked what was going on. I said it was nothing. Went home and hoped nothing worse came my way.

It was a terrible time and my mom could have just called to reschedule.
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Old February 23rd, 2019, 11:01 AM   #2
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Sorry to hear that, hope you'll recover soon. And yeah, there are certain things that no mom, or any parent for that matter, should do. Things are awkward enough as they are.
Hopefully you can at least pee by yourself soon.

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Old February 23rd, 2019, 11:46 AM   #3
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i feel sorry for you but remember your mom loves you and knows males get erections. yeah embarrassing but that will go away at some time
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Old February 23rd, 2019, 12:29 PM   #4
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Sorry to hear about your arm and hand and wishing you a quick recovery!

Under the circumstances that needed to be done, but maybe there could have been an easier way for both of you? If she'd pulled down your pants and underpants instead of the way it happened, it might have been possible to get that sample with a minimum of actual touching by her.
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Old February 23rd, 2019, 01:20 PM   #5
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Sorry to hear all about the medical probs
u have experienced. Soon hopefully u will
mend and u wont have more embarrassing
situations. A lot of ways could have been
done differently. Ur Mom could have just
unzipped u and slipped it out and u could
have peed by urself in the cup. U could
have asked the doctor to help u do it-that
it would b embarrassing for both u and ur
Mom . Y would u get an erection in the first
place-just being embarrassed might just
cause u not to get aroused? How did u
manage to pee if u had an erection? Im
just wondering. The whole thing could
have been done differently without being
uncomfortable but at least u had ur Mom
to help u no matter what happened.
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Old February 23rd, 2019, 02:46 PM   #6
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With both arms been rendered and can't do nothing for yourself I have an innocent question, how are you typing this thread with both arms being rendered?

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Old February 23rd, 2019, 03:32 PM   #7
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With both arms been rendered and can't do nothing for yourself I have an innocent question, how are you typing this thread with both arms being rendered?
Maybe he used his nose.
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Old February 23rd, 2019, 05:02 PM   #8
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With both arms been rendered and can't do nothing for yourself I have an innocent question, how are you typing this thread with both arms being rendered?
A secretary or toes. xD

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Old February 23rd, 2019, 05:37 PM   #9
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With both arms been rendered and can't do nothing for yourself I have an innocent question, how are you typing this thread with both arms being rendered?
Read his other posts; they all follow a certain theme.
It's good to be consistent, I guess lol
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Old February 23rd, 2019, 05:41 PM   #10
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Yikes, that would for sure be embarrassing at the highest levels, sorry you had to go through that dude. I do hope you get better though, sucks to have a broken arm in the first place, let alone both arms out of commission. Take it easy bro.
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Old February 23rd, 2019, 05:45 PM   #11
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Read his other posts; they all follow a certain theme.
It's good to be consistent, I guess lol
He changes his story to fit the situation.

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Old February 23rd, 2019, 06:00 PM   #12
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With both arms been rendered and can't do nothing for yourself I have an innocent question, how are you typing this thread with both arms being rendered?
Oh shoot, I just noticed that, that's a great question lmao
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Old February 23rd, 2019, 06:16 PM   #13
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He changes his story to fit the situation.
Yeah, almost all his posts are of the "I'm embarrassed, I was seen naked" genre.
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Old February 25th, 2019, 06:49 PM   #14
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So I broke my right arm at a football game. I had been wearing a sling and cast for 2 weeks now and then I accidentally touched poison ivy on my other hand during a field trip. Great! Now two useless arms.

My mom had to help me with everything and I hated it. Showers and clothes for at least a couple days and my right arm is completely useless for awhile. Not only that I had a check in with my doctor during that time.

What more could life throw at me? I haven't relieved myself cause Ive been busy and now my arm is broken and my left hand is swollen from poison ivy.
Now back to the doctors story, my mom insisted we go just to get it done. Didn't think much of it. But when we got there my doctor needed a pee sample and she insisted that since I couldn't do it myself, my mom had to do it for me.

Reluctantly, I went to the bathroom with my mom. Unzips my pants and out comes the most deprived erection, of course, what a bad time to have an upward curve. My mom retracts my foreskin (as to not sprinkle) and awkwardly aims my tip in the cup. I pee and she awkwardly puts my penis back into my pants. Now it's in a weird position that makes it really obvious I have an erection. I was too embarrassed to ask my mom to fix it.

My doctor saw my weird tent and asked what was going on. I said it was nothing. Went home and hoped nothing worse came my way.

It was a terrible time and my mom could have just called to reschedule.
Your mum changed your diapers and saw everything possible with you. So 2 weeks more are not gonna change your and her life
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Old February 26th, 2019, 12:38 PM   #15
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Sorry about your accidents and hope you have a speedy recovery.

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Old February 26th, 2019, 12:51 PM   #16
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I don’t buy this story sorry. On the off chance it’s true, a friend of mine fell into poison ivy once, it does heal but it takes a while.
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Old February 26th, 2019, 03:33 PM   #17
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You also fell into poison ivy before. Guess you must be unlucky..
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Old February 26th, 2019, 04:52 PM   #18
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With both arms been rendered and can't do nothing for yourself I have an innocent question, how are you typing this thread with both arms being rendered?
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A secretary or toes. xD
A secretery or toes or nose or his mom.



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Old February 26th, 2019, 04:57 PM   #19
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A secretery or toes or nose or his mom.
His mom could also be his secretary. Using her nose and toes.

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A secretery or toes or nose or his mom.
Or he could simply be lying.
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