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Old April 28th, 2019, 02:35 PM   #1861
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What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?

A mountain

We real cool. We
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Old April 28th, 2019, 04:02 PM   #1862
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What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?

A mountain
Isn't that one of Gollums riddles??
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Old April 28th, 2019, 04:08 PM   #1863
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Isn't that one of Gollums riddles??
Yes it is

U a Lotr and hobbit fan?

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Old April 28th, 2019, 04:13 PM   #1864
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Yes it is

U a Lotr and hobbit fan?
Yeah kinda. I prefer LOTR
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Old April 28th, 2019, 04:26 PM   #1865
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Yeah kinda. I prefer LOTR
Well of course, lotr is a masterpiece, to me at least

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Old April 29th, 2019, 09:59 AM   #1866
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A sciience q.

How do you make a hormone?

A couple of possibilities.....

Do it and don't pay or .... be a considerate lover.
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Old May 5th, 2019, 09:07 PM   #1867
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What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?

A mountain


Well then...

What have i got in my pocket?



"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams."
-The Doctor
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Old May 5th, 2019, 09:13 PM   #1868
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Well then...

What have i got in my pocket?
A wocket? lol
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Old May 5th, 2019, 09:17 PM   #1869
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Well then...

What have i got in my pocket?
My... preccciouss

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Old May 5th, 2019, 09:18 PM   #1870
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A wocket? lol
No sorry, the correct answer is
"It isn't fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it's got in it's nassty little pocketsess?”



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Old May 16th, 2019, 03:12 PM   #1871
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"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams."
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Old May 16th, 2019, 04:04 PM   #1872
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Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
Because they can't hold on to a lead.
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Old August 22nd, 2019, 10:20 PM   #1873
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"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams."
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Old October 30th, 2019, 04:12 PM   #1874
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Just to remind everyone what a terrible sense of humour i have a couple of kid topical jokes....
Why shouldn't you go to a Halloween party as a skeleton?
You will have no body todance with.
What food should you never give to a vampire?
Stake.
I will now duck as you throw things at me.
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Old November 4th, 2019, 10:57 AM   #1875
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What do you say to a guy you see in the changing rooms wearing clingfilm underpants.?....

.... I can clearly see your nuts
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Old January 15th, 2020, 11:01 AM   #1876
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A salesman knocks on the door of a house. The door opens, and there’s a 5 year old boy standing there with a cigar and a glass of brandy.
The salesman looks at the little boy and goes: “Hello little boy”
Little boy: “Alright?”
Salesman: “Are your mum and dad in?”
Little boy: “Does it look like they are?”

- Phil Jupitus

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Old January 16th, 2020, 09:53 PM   #1877
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This is a joke I made up myself:

What do you call a comedian from Persia?

Farsi-tious (a play on the word “facetious”)



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Old January 30th, 2020, 11:31 AM   #1878
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This is a joke I made up myself:

What do you call a comedian from Persia?

Farsi-tious (a play on the word “facetious”)
Or maybe Farsi-cal

My offering...…..
Why did the sailors stop playing cards?...…….
because the captain came on the deck
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