Cleanup problem

[kontsaus]

Hi guys, I'm pretty new to this forum and this is my first post.

But I've got a slight problem with cleaning up after jacking off, because I ejaculate pretty far and much.
So I tried cumming on toilet paper, but it was drooling all over the place and needed so many toilet paper it couldn't flush through the toilet properly. The trashcan isn't an option either as it's kinda noticable. At the moment I cum on my chest (or on bed when cumming a lotXD) and whipe it off with a towel, but it becomes very dirty and starts to smell. My mom does the laundry and I don't want to scare the shit out of her by putting it in the laundry basket And I don't like masturbating in the shower, since I shower in the morning.

So sorry for this kinda retarted question lol but do you guys have any suggestions?
BTW I'm from Holland so I'm sorry for any English mistakes lol

[XJRookie07]

First of all you should be lucky you can cum so much... One thing you could do is masturbate more often. The more you do it the less time you have to build up as much cum and wont have as big of a load. You could also try cleaning up with your underwear. It would only be one time of ejaculating on a pair of underwear so it wouldn't be that extremely noticable and you could get them washed more often. You could also cum into the toilet and then just use toilet paper to wipe off the little bit of cum that is left on your penis when you're done.
I hope that helps you some. Good luck!
And welcome to VT!!

[kontsaus]

Thanks for the quick answer!
Masturbating more often is probably a good idea, I usually only masturbate on weekends, since I can stay up late and don't have to worry about parents going to bed. But wouldn't you get obvious semen stains from cumming onto underwear? And wouldn't it be wet the next day I put it in the laundry basket?

[Terrell94]

use a sock.. cum into it

[Lucky5555]

i would suggest a sock. or into the toilet! i keep a "cum towel" under my bed. i just re use the same towel....itdoesnt smell too bad.

[kontsaus]

Maybe I'll try a sock tonight. I have a cum towel too but it gets all hard and lol. I can't leave it under my bed either, because the sleepover-matress is under my bed.

[XJRookie07]

Thanks for the quick answer!
Masturbating more often is probably a good idea, I usually only masturbate on weekends, since I can stay up late and don't have to worry about parents going to bed. But wouldn't you get obvious semen stains from cumming onto underwear? And wouldn't it be wet the next day I put it in the laundry basket?

To avoid your parents during the week, you could take a shower at night before bed or in the afternoon when you get home from school. Just say you were really active at school that day so you didn't want to go to bed sweaty.
Usually your underwear wont be wet the next morning. Cum dries pretty quick. And it wont make an obvious stain within a single day. Its usually when it sits there for several days or even weeks that you get an obvious stain...
The sock idea is really similar to the underwear except you put the sock over your dick before you cum and just shoot your load into it. It dries quickly and you can just throw it in the laundry like you would with the underwear.
Hope you get some good ideas that help out!

[kontsaus]

To avoid your parents during the week, you could take a shower at night before bed or in the afternoon when you get home from school. Just say you were really active at school that day so you didn't want to go to bed sweaty.
Usually your underwear wont be wet the next morning. Cum dries pretty quick. And it wont make an obvious stain within a single day. Its usually when it sits there for several days or even weeks that you get an obvious stain...
The sock idea is really similar to the underwear except you put the sock over your dick before you cum and just shoot your load into it. It dries quickly and you can just throw it in the laundry like you would with the underwear.
Hope you get some good ideas that help out!

Thanks, that definately helps :)
But I really need to shower in the morning, or I will be tired all day long, and can't do my hair properly. And I can't shower twice a day:mad:

[XJRookie07]

With that being said... I'd suggest cumming into the toilet bowl. Dont have to worry about making a mess and cleaning up... Just sit on the toilet like you're taking a crap and when you're about to cum just stick your dick into the bowl and shot your load there... Or you can stand in front of the bowl and when you cum just get closer to the bowl and shoot into the toilet... Works every time.

[Shadowhunter]

Or you could just go off into your boxers or whatever and to avoid someone noticing just start doing your own laundry lawlz doing laundry has it's benefits...xD

[kMan137]

I cum into a sock or towel..

[kontsaus]

Sorry but I don't really get turned on by toilet bowls xD
But I think my best option is to use the towel for the next few days and when I cum less to use my underwear?
And btw how many times a week is enough to... reduce the amount of semen? :P

[hcm_2014]

I do it one to two times a day and still cum alot :/ So once a day lol

[XJRookie07]

Pretty much anything more than what you are currently doing will make you cum less...
Most people seem to do it about 3-5 times a week. Some more like once a day. And some do it multiple times a day (although that seems very unlikely for you). You could try doing it like Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and how ever many times you want to on Saturday and Sunday.

[kontsaus]

Thanks, will try!
And off-topic, thanks for the amazingly fast and helpful replies on virtualteen!

[Shadowhunter]

Haha no problem thats why we are all here... To find answers and to help out others [=

[smitty35]

Well, you could cum in a sock.....or you could use the TT. TT= toilet tecnique. Thats why you jackoff over the toilet, and you cum into the toilet.

[XJRookie07]

Haha no problem thats why we are all here... To find answers and to help out others [=

Just like Jeff said... It's what we're here for... To help others and find answers to some of our own questions...

[saleoboy]

Dirty sock - works everytime. And when it becomes so crusty that it starts scratching, it's time to wash it & find a new sock! Also, if you can be bothered, it's possible to rub it into your skin (easier if you're lying in bed) untill its all absorbed, similar to rubbing in cream I guess, minus the smell of mushrooms.

[CaliLax]

cum in ur sink or shower lol. sometimes if i dont think im gonna cum alot, ill cum in my sink--easy clean up. if im having a crazy session, ill cum in my shower and clean it off in there. ive tried the sock, thats good. and ill use a towel too, thats also good. u cant go wrong :)

[User Deleted]

harsh truth: best way to avoid is not to at all, but thats not a very preferable option :(

[kontsaus]

But you gotta sleep nude afterwards if you cum all over your boxers and I did it a few times but it seems to take longer for me to get to sleep then. It that a matter of getting used to sleeping nude?

[lieskFreery]

Awesome work man

I have a truck and I have no problem hauling a load to the landfill. Pease let us know when the next clean up is scheduled.

[GryffindorSeeker]

This is just something to consider....... Eat it. If you've never tried it, give it a shot and if you end up liking it, you would never have to worry again!!! Obviously if this isnt your thing another one of these options might work out but I've done it and it's actually kinda nice :)

[jrl1996]

masturbate more often.

[AussieBiBoy]

Hey dude, I just hold the end of my cock when I orgasm and then that keeps the cum in and then I let it all go in my undies. It leaves a small stain but its pretty hard to notice and then I just sleep in it and change it in the morning :)