Help Me!

[coolkid719]

sometimes when i'm at school,
my penis erects for no reason.
and it gets stuck because i wear boxers.
i try to put it upright with my hands in my pockets.
and sometimes i
cover me with a jacket
and stick my hand in my pants and take it out.
sometimes i feel embarresing
is there any other way to take my penis out when
it erects?
without showing notice?

[Zazu]

Ok, well, this is just one of the embarassing things that will happen in your childhood, especially during puberty. If it happens, try and thing of a trigger image or word that you could think of to get rid of your erection. I don't really know what you mean by 'is there any other way to take my penis out'? If you could ellaborate/explain further people might be able to help a bit more.....

[grimlip]

It's just something that all boys have to deal with.

[Physicist]

"There are two ways to conceal a boner: the wrong way and the right way. Which method you choose depends on whether or not you're comfortable letting other people know that the cadaver isn't the only stiffy at the funeral.

The Wrong Way
The wrong way to conceal a boner almost isn't worth mentioning, because all men have tried it, and all men know it doesn't work. The method is simple: just bend over. The problem with this technique is that bending over draws attention to you. You might as well stand on a chair and shout, "Hey, look at me, I'm a fucking psycho!"

The Right Way

The right way to conceal a boner is to cover it up with something. A newspaper, a jacket, or a family pet will do. If you don't have anything to cover it with, try going on to the offensive when confronted. If a woman inquires, subtly suggest that perhaps she wants to be boned--in the butt. Despite a woman's natural inclination towards boners, most women will find this proposition too direct and will not inquire further, If a guy inquires, simply use the following two step procedure to diffuse the situation.

Step 1: Tell him that it just happens to be the way your pants bunch up in the crotch area when you sit down. It's not unusual for pants to do this, so it's a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Step 2: Run."


For all this and more, check out The Alphabet of Manliness! (http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/)

[VirtualGerm]

Or you could have it resting between your stomach and your pants. It's less noticable than someone walking around covering it.

[mattrg47]

Well if you want to make the bonner go away, Then just think of something repulsive or gross. But think of something that would take your mind off of the bonner! :cool:

[Zazu]

"There are two ways to conceal a boner: the wrong way and the right way. Which method you choose depends on whether or not you're comfortable letting other people know that the cadaver isn't the only stiffy at the funeral.

The Wrong Way
The wrong way to conceal a boner almost isn't worth mentioning, because all men have tried it, and all men know it doesn't work. The method is simple: just bend over. The problem with this technique is that bending over draws attention to you. You might as well stand on a chair and shout, "Hey, look at me, I'm a fucking psycho!"

The Right Way

The right way to conceal a boner is to cover it up with something. A newspaper, a jacket, or a family pet will do. If you don't have anything to cover it with, try going on to the offensive when confronted. If a woman inquires, subtly suggest that perhaps she wants to be boned--in the butt. Despite a woman's natural inclination towards boners, most women will find this proposition too direct and will not inquire further, If a guy inquires, simply use the following two step procedure to diffuse the situation.

Step 1: Tell him that it just happens to be the way your pants bunch up in the crotch area when you sit down. It's not unusual for pants to do this, so it's a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Step 2: Run."


For all this and more, check out The Alphabet of Manliness! (http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/)

I'm sorry but I just laughed at that XD. But then again it's not bad advice.

[Trademarked]

what i usually do if this happens while im walking down the hall at my school is just start doing ballet leaps or something. (since i go to a dance school i guess this is okay...)

but just think of something really unattractive or random. like a pair of headphones. or a carpet. or something. when i do it i start counting things. that helps alot.

[Sapphire]

One of my ex's used to walk into the common room and sat down near damn it straight away. He also made me sit on his lap to conceal his hard on! lol

Sorry for the random and useless comment but its quite amusing really! lol

[JoshDude]

If your sitting down you could bend over and tie up your shoelaces.

[coolkid719]

sometimes when i swim
i wear speedos
and others too.
so i see them stickin' out
since i have the gay feeling now
i get an erection
also
what's with that?
yeah
i do try to think of something else to get rid of the erection