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GermanGiant
March 16th, 2011, 02:16 PM
Can you offer me some advice guys: iv'e got a decent mate at school and today i was at the urinals and he sort of wandered up and started to go, and then out of nowhere he just sort of burst out and said "wow man, you really have got a donkey dick". i didn't really know what to say. i don't even know what that means, i just sort of hurried up and avoided him for the rest of the day. i know it kinda sounds funny but seriously, i don't think he's gay and i'm certainly not, and now i don't know what to do.
can any of you lot tell me what he meant and any advice, should i approach him and speak to him or what?
added later:
just as an add on, out of random curiosity what sort of size would you guys say a 'donkey dick' is?
Malcolm Tucker
March 16th, 2011, 02:17 PM
Puberty for Boys :arrow: Teen Sexuality
SamB
March 16th, 2011, 04:12 PM
By "donkey dick" he meant that you have a big dick... so really its a compliment :P However it doesn't mean he is gay he just took a curious look and saw that your penis is big and was surprised so really its nothing to worry about :)
Virtual Guy
March 16th, 2011, 05:44 PM
I think it means that you have a big one. Hes not gay. Just maybe happened to see it or something.
Donkey
March 16th, 2011, 05:57 PM
Donkeys have big penises... :P
tpzy94
March 16th, 2011, 06:29 PM
yup its a compliment ha it sounds like an accidental compliment but yeah good shit
Patchy
March 16th, 2011, 06:41 PM
He probably meant you had a big dick or a big dick compared to him.
Take it as a compliment yes, but its a bit strange how he was staring at your cock then was silly enough to tell you he was looking. Have you spoken to him since then?
StrongSilent
March 17th, 2011, 10:44 AM
Donkeys have big penises... :P
I see what you did there.
sieg
March 18th, 2011, 09:01 PM
politely ask him to not look down there anymore. and that was a compliment.
smitty35
March 19th, 2011, 03:00 PM
Im pretty sure that was a compliment on how big your penis is...:-) thats good not bad.
Italian Stallion
March 19th, 2011, 08:12 PM
yeah he thinks u are well hung... maybe someone told him to go look coz he said "...you really do..."
GermanGiant
March 22nd, 2011, 11:38 AM
thanks, you've put my mind at rest
out of curiosity, what size would you class as a donkey dick?
Bmilli
March 22nd, 2011, 12:44 PM
i dont really think its a gay compliment hes just saying your well in doubt haha. to avoid making things awkward just ignore it this time sense its past but if it happens again be like "dude why you lookin at my dick?"
im not gay but i would say one of my friends has a donkey dick lol.
like 7-8 inch
Magus
March 22nd, 2011, 12:54 PM
Where I am from, Donky Dick is an ethnic slur.
Infidelitas
March 30th, 2011, 07:54 PM
Id be taking that as a complement lol ;)
Orpheus
March 30th, 2011, 11:46 PM
Definitely a compliment. He's not gay. I don't think a gay guy would have said anything -- just looked. So be open to his friendship -- he thinks your a real stud! He may want to do other guy stuff or even be naked or semi-sexual stuff with you. It's OK. don't do anything you don't want to, but feel comfortable that he's just pretty much in awe of you. He'd also like another look at your meat. He'll also keep givin you compliments. Accept them.
salty
April 1st, 2011, 12:50 PM
Just say thanks
bob skull
April 1st, 2011, 01:22 PM
yea take it as the complement it was meant to be :) i'm straight and i wouldn't mind a friend giving me a similar complement :)
niceguy44
April 1st, 2011, 01:56 PM
he means you're well developed. just take it as a compliment.
AussieBiBoy
April 2nd, 2011, 05:48 AM
Yeah he means you have a big schlong hehe! I dont think he is gay, some guys arent afraid to speak their mind even if its a bit awkward. I mean lets be honest, who hasnt accidentally (or on purpose hehe) seen another guys dick at the urinals before and thought it was either small or large or whatever and this guy has done that and then just spoken on his thoughts and you should feel proud of it :D
enzenzz
April 3rd, 2011, 01:57 AM
the german giant has a donkey dick. hmmm...
BigG
April 15th, 2011, 10:25 AM
Can you offer me some advice guys: iv'e got a decent mate at school and today i was at the urinals and he sort of wandered up and started to go, and then out of nowhere he just sort of burst out and said "wow man, you really have got a donkey dick". i didn't really know what to say. i don't even know what that means, i just sort of hurried up and avoided him for the rest of the day. i know it kinda sounds funny but seriously, i don't think he's gay and i'm certainly not, and now i don't know what to do.
can any of you lot tell me what he meant and any advice, should i approach him and speak to him or what? Don't worry take it as a compliment.- BigG
steve76
April 16th, 2011, 01:17 PM
i thikn he ment to say "big dick"
GermanGiant
April 17th, 2011, 06:49 AM
Out of random interest what sort of size would you guys class a donkey dick as?
SWMG
April 17th, 2011, 08:50 AM
He meant to say that you have a big dick and i dont think he is gay
Rayquaza
April 19th, 2011, 06:58 AM
probably means urs is big.
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