Last post wins.

[Foamy]

Fuck yeah. Ninja rape.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

You got raped by ninjas in your sleep :o

Man I'm such a freaking ninja :P

[Fractured Silhouette]

Great, another wannabe spammer, where do you guys keep coming from?

Lol, just kidding. It just feels like it's getting a bit crowded around here. :P

NFawWoisFqw

[Foamy]

You're just an enigma. We are spammers united.

[Silicate Wielder]

The United Spamming Nations! (USN) :D
That is where we spammers come from. :P

Lol, for some reason when I read LoveFilm I was like, wtf would this movie be on a porn site? Is this dude losing his mind?
No, no he is not. I am. My mind is so far in the gutter it's never, ever coming out.

WorkingAtPerfect, my mind was bolted into the gutter yesterday, there is no turning back, Ever, because the bolts are going straight through my mind's abandoned and empty corners. if i try and escape it tears my mind open and I go insane, or something similar

[Mara-chan]

....so....much....spam! lol XD

[Silicate Wielder]

Now I'm hungry for SPAM. :| (the food called SPAM)

Heres some Digital Spam :D

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SUPER SPAM.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Bacon Spam YEAH!!!

[Silicate Wielder]

super spam

3VmDMI4Ibmk

[Mara-chan]

lol

i wonder why i ever stopped playing this game....XD

[Silicate Wielder]

qym7XbQ7ApE

This is what got me started on anime. I stumbled apon ep 23 and about 30 seconds in, I became addicted to it, so I started at back at ep 1 to learn the entire story.

[Mob Boss]

I just accidently swallowed a bunch of cherry pits. Maybe I'll grow a cherry tree in my tummy. :)

[Silicate Wielder]

if you do. don't give me any cherries. o-o

[Mob Boss]

Good!

[Foamy]

Ey there.

[workingatperfect]

I just woke up. 12 hours. That's how long I freaking slept.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Wow. I sleep half that long XD

[Mob Boss]

I wish I could sleep that long. 3 to 4 hours is my normal amount.-_-

[workingatperfect]

I normally sleep 4-8 hours, but I've been sleeping a lot this week.

And I can't sleep on my right side until my ear heals a little, and I don't sleep on my back. So now my shoulder is killing me from sleeping on it weird for so long. I blame Shane.

[OrKing]

Everyone blames me... I might sue.

[Mob Boss]

I sleep on my stomach. That's the only way I can sleep. :P You should blame him....I blame his dad. :P

[OrKing]

I sleep how I fall asleep. I turn so much it's hard to pin point how I sleep when I sleep. Yeah, just blame my family. We'll probably get arrested for it anyway. Personally though, I blame you're dad.

[workingatperfect]

I think I have every right to blame you.
I normally toss and turn quite a bit, but it seems like whenever I know that I can't sleep on a certain side for any reason, I don't do it. It's a little weird.

[Mob Boss]

Okay. I'll let him know you blame him..

[OrKing]

Haha, okay, maybe you do, but everyone else who blames me usually doesn't. :P And yeah, that is a tad weird.

Ahaha, awesome, feel free to record his reaction. :P

[workingatperfect]

Well screw everybody else. I get blamed for everything too. In fact, my friend's roommate put this on facebook the other day...

"'When life gets you down... Blame Melissa. It's always her fault. Late for work? Melissa. Lost your phone? Melissa. You tripped over something while going for a jog? Obviously that's Melissa's fault too' - Derrick. Oh how true this is."

[Silicate Wielder]

I sleep which ever way. I never wake up in the middle of the night unless I need to use the bathroom or am extremely thirsty, you know to the point where when you take a drink like you've never had a drink in your life.

[workingatperfect]

Lucky, I wake up at least once an hour, if not more sometimes. If I'm lucky, I'll sleep 2 hours straight every now and then.

[Silicate Wielder]

Well, I'm watching Simon get boulders lobbed at him in TTGL. XD Aaaaaand my leg just whent numb... -.-

[workingatperfect]

A couple days ago I saw a video of this guy who had just been in an accident and his chest had been ripped open. You could see his heart beating.

[Silicate Wielder]

Thats nothing compared to what you will se in fringe :P it raises your tolerance level for that gorey scenes. such and and not limited to people with transparent skin allowing you to see all of his internal organs, transformation into giant porkypine people, and giant spikey slugs climbing up people's throats and out their mouths.

[Mob Boss]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/14/QWnXov0Ebk2SkIZTMBSiyQ2.gif






Hahahahahahahahaha ^ I can't stop laughing. That dude flipped out

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Dafuq???

[workingatperfect]

Fringe the tv show? With the parallel universes or whatever? Yeah, I've seen that. It's not too bad. But this was an actual video, of a real person, and a real heart. It wasn't the most gory thing I've seen, but the real factor made it a lot cooler.

[Silicate Wielder]

Rofl that dude DID flip out.

[Mob Boss]

He busted his window...:rolleyes: tard..

[Silicate Wielder]

holy crap, I never knew TTGL could look so good! And I saw it twice, well thats the english version for you.

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[Foamy]

I got sigged. :) kevin cool but foamy win.

[Mob Boss]

Ice cold Bing cherries=Best Snack EVER!

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Coolness= better than an unlikely prediction XD

[Mob Boss]

Your dad=my daddy :)

[Foamy]

Bridgette! My not-so-old sparring partner!

[Mob Boss]

:) How's it kickin?

[Foamy]

It's good. I need song ideas.

[Mob Boss]

For what? Like, to listen to, or to write?

[Foamy]

Writing.

[Mob Boss]

Hmmmm....I have no clue.

[Foamy]

Ever get an idea pm me. I like suggestions and if I like it I do it.

[Mob Boss]

Okay! I will, for sure. But I doubt I ever will. :P I'm not creative when it comes to music. I just enjoy listening to it.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Winner

[Incompris]

ahh school starts tomorrow :(

[Jimmy Page]

School doesn't start before Monday for me :kitty:

[West Coast Sheriff]

Yuuuup!

[Mob Boss]

Something keeps biting me. :cry:

[West Coast Sheriff]

It's probably ur wolf

[Jimmy Page]

Ben Dover,its a ninja,a invisible ninja....

[West Coast Sheriff]

Yuuuuuuup!

[Jimmy Page]

Shut uuuuup

[Mob Boss]

A_U6iSAn_fY

My sis was dancing to this earlier while she was cooking. <3 She's so cute.


Ben...Dover.....Reminds me of a one of the reindeers. 0.o

[Jimmy Page]

Ben Dover reminds you of reindeers?wow....you're the least pervy person on.VT :P

[West Coast Sheriff]

Yuuuuup!

[The Chameleon]

Here, here

[Incompris]

.....

[West Coast Sheriff]

Dots

[The Chameleon]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

[West Coast Sheriff]

U is goin 2 jail 4 plagurism

[The Chameleon]

You should learn how to talk

[West Coast Sheriff]

Who cares cuz I'm winning

[The Chameleon]

I don't think so

[West Coast Sheriff]

I do

[The Chameleon]

Yuuuup

[West Coast Sheriff]

B***h

[Mob Boss]

Let's all calm down.....and











Agree Bridgette wins. Eh? Eh?

[The Chameleon]

Yuuup

[Jimmy Page]

Yes,I declare Ben Dover as the winner

[Incompris]

.....

[West Coast Sheriff]

Can't do that sorry
Fman is the champions
He ist the champions
Wotp and pierce 34 are the losers cuz
Fman Is the champions of the worrrrrrrlldd

[Mob Boss]

So, you agree?

[West Coast Sheriff]

No thanks

[West Coast Sheriff]

Win
Win
Win
Win

[The Chameleon]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!

[West Coast Sheriff]

Win !!

[Mob Boss]

I'm going to take a quickie nap...until then I win. :)

[Incompris]

.......

[Mob Boss]

Actually, I'm off to bed. Jon, you should be too. You have school tomorrow, buddy. I hope your first day back goes great, and you don't get caught tokin up in the bathroom. :P

[Incompris]

nah its only 1am

[Mob Boss]

It's 2 here. Anyways, good luck. I'm gone for real this time. :rolleyes:

[Incompris]

Night

[workingatperfect]

. .

[lou lou]

?.?.

[workingatperfect]

.!.!.

[Jimmy Page]

I have bought a awesome shoulderbag to use for school :3

[OrKing]

Biscuits... That is all.

[workingatperfect]

If you have biscuits, I demand you share. Now.

I'm winning.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

I am taking home the gold!!! Anyways to the point. Share with me? :P :3

[Foamy]

You know, sleep isn't bad when you win.

[workingatperfect]

Sleep is never bad. Sleep is a wonderful, beautiful thing that I need more of.

[john2]

im bak hos

[OrKing]

Call me a Ho again and I'll have Ian send a bunch of horny Orcs to you're door. It's not freaking fun, trust me.

[john2]

:eek:

[OrKing]

Yeah, that was my expression too mate... Before they raped my parents.

[john2]

:eek::eek::eek::stretcher:

[Jimmy Page]

Shane,another word about my orcs and I'll send a horny troll or two your way

[OrKing]

Haha, screw you're Orc's. ... Bad choice of words...

To be fair my dad wasn't raped, that one was consensual, but ya know, didn't really make a difference to me mentally.

[Foamy]

Ian must have a lot of friends hidden from the world...

[john2]

:ohmy::lol3:

[Jimmy Page]

Oh I do,but I'm not telling you about my good friends Elvis and John Lennon's hideout on Antarctica....damn!
Shane,the trolls are on their way,sent one to each of your family members

[john2]

:D:D

[OrKing]

Hahaha, I'll let one of them go see my dad, I think it's karma for getting a girl younger than half his age. The other one though, sorry, I don't think I can handle that mental image, he's getting killed.

[Jimmy Page]

Half his age eh?let us make that THREE trolls shall we? :P
Oh and turn around,the troll I sent to you is there now

[native girl]

hi john

[Jimmy Page]

Native girl?what kind of native?
I'm a native lunatic :kitty:

[john2]

do i know you????

[native girl]

its me selina dumass

[john2]

rude,i dont know a selina

[Jimmy Page]

....
Awkwaaaaard

[Silicate Wielder]

Spiral knights! :D

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[native girl]

neva heard of spiral knights,brina should be online any minute john

[Silicate Wielder]

Spiral knights is like my second favorite game ever.

[john2]

:eek::eek::(

[Jimmy Page]

Poor John

[native girl]

spiral knights sounds like a good game

[john2]

alright you win

[Jimmy Page]

Who?me?yay!

[The Huntress]

hi john:D

[Jimmy Page]

John,I have many safe houses,pick a location and I'll teleport you to the nearest one

[john2]

fuke

[Jimmy Page]

Oh,try Rome,lovely place :P

[native girl]

that party was fun dont you agree john

[The Huntress]

yeah john,wasnt it fun

[Jimmy Page]

Am I a bad person if I find this whole John thing amusing?

[john2]

:whoops:
ya u are a bad person

[Jimmy Page]

John,you have some serious explaining to do,because I'm curious as hell about this whole matter

[native girl]

remember that thing you did

[Silicate Wielder]

for the past 2 minutes my download has been saying "1 Minute 4 Seconds" apparently my ocmouter forgot how to count. :P

[The Huntress]

remember john

[john2]

nnnnnnooooooooo

[The Huntress]

i thought it was pretty funny

[native girl]

i do to

[john2]

man i cant believe i did that

[native girl]

gtg.

[The Huntress]

john how many people were dare

[Silicate Wielder]

It has to finish downloading, about 71 days, and 41 mins remaing D:

[OrKing]

Pfft, I think what are polite friend meant, Selina, is "Hi". Isn't that right, John?

[john2]

ALOT.i can not believe u sang call me maybe:D

[OrKing]

What the shizz... I got Ninja'ed nearly two pages.

[The Huntress]

shut up:P.least i didnt sing payphone

[OrKing]

I just met you, and this crazy, but here's my number, now call me maybe!

It's so sad that I know those lyrics...

[john2]

least i was good at it brina
shane> HOW COULD YOU REMEMBER DOSE LYRICS

[The Huntress]

you lie... i was way better than u

[workingatperfect]

This song is so funny...

8bdeizHM9OU

[john2]

alright your a better singer

[Foamy]

Songs. Songs are good for you.

[The Huntress]

songs are good for you

[native girl]

wat a cute couple john:love:brina

[john2]

shut up

[The Huntress]

shut up selina

[Silicate Wielder]

Hey, I've just received a free Minecraft Giftcode!
You can get one too!

>> minecraftcodes.me <

[Silicate Wielder]

I was recommended that by a friend, I have to post that 3 times anywhere to procceed
:/
Besides, I'm curious about this. its third step dosn't even exist either XD

[john2]

i win

[Silicate Wielder]

-Jon takes an arrow to the knee-


I win! :D

[OrKing]

Haha, I haven't played Minecraft since I was avoiding doing work in Engineering in school, mate. I got a few friends who play it though, never heard of anything like that.

Didn't it do anything?

[john2]

fukin really
no one posts for bout 5 min
but right after i post someone else has to post
i win hos

[workingatperfect]

I'm drinking strawberry kiwi koolaid right now and it is freakin tasty. Seriously, this is good stuff.

[john2]

now im thirsty
and winning

[workingatperfect]

My neighbors probably hate me. I'm singing Escape the Fate songs at the top of my lungs right now. That's what get for snoring so loud I can hear you through the goddamned floor you fat old bastard.
I get mean when I'm tired, damn.

Now I'm winning.

[john2]

fiesty
im winnin

[Mob Boss]

....
Awkwaaaaard

Am I a bad person if I find this whole John thing amusing?

Hahaha I lol'd for like thirty minutes straight, almost fell out of my chair, looked at my dog to see her giving me this :what: look, and then laughed even harder. :D

I have no clue why that was so funny, but good God. I wonder if I could possibly love you any more than I already do, if so, that just did it.


I WIN.

[The Chameleon]

Yuuuuuuuuuuup

[john2]

i win

[workingatperfect]

"I feel alone on this mission, I'm wishin there was more of me. A pair of me. Apparently I'm a parasite caught inside a paradox, a paradise, a parody."

[Mob Boss]

When in doubt, use the magical 6 words:
*That baby don't look like me!


^ I'm watching Maury

[workingatperfect]

Ahaha Maury is pretty hilarious at times. I prefer Steve Wilkos, but Maury is better for a laugh.
My favorite explanation is "Nah that ain't my kid... he ain't got my eyes." You know, cause there aren't 2 people contributing to his appearance or anything. I mean, that would just be crazy.

[Mob Boss]

Yeah, this guy just said he wasn't the father because his baby had curly hair......I'm not sure whether to laugh at the stupidity or feel for the kid. 0.o

[Loreley]

Win.:)

[workingatperfect]

I think my favorite episode was this one chick who brought on like 6 guys to get tested and none of them were the day and she's like "Well there's like 5 more, but I didn't think it would be one of them."

11 guys that close together? That's just madness. Complete and utter madness, I tell you.

[irishguy123]

I win

[Mob Boss]

Haha Epic. All these hussies....all these hussies. They give America a bad name. -_-

[irishguy123]

who gives America a bad name? (winning)

[OrKing]

Meh, we have one called Jeremy Kyle in the UK. Tis just as bad. "And you're real father is! You're brother!" And all that lingo. Pretty damn funny at times though.

[workingatperfect]

Actually, I thought of a worse one. The 15 year old girl that had had sex over 300 times or something with 15 guys because she wants to get pregnant.

[Mob Boss]

That just made my brain shut down. Haaha XD what a gidiot.

[Mob Boss]

who gives America a bad name? (winning)


Americans give America a bad name. :P

[Foamy]

Amurrica. We suck sometimes...

[Jimmy Page]

I have a fucking fanclub!!!!!!! :kitty: :kitty:

[OrKing]

No shizznix Sherlock. :P Thanks for having one of you're biggest fans violated ya douche. :D

[Mob Boss]

Or naming your other biggest fan Ben Dover and then making me feel dumb for not getting it. :P

[OrKing]

Hahahahaha, you didn't get it? Didn't you guys use that an annoying amount in school when you were like 14? We sure freaking did.

[Jimmy Page]

Ha,I know you both still love me(because I love you) :kitty:
And if we are going to put blame on eachother....you made me cry when I saw the fanclub

[Mob Boss]

You cried? Awwww Ian, you're so adorkable!



Haha No, we never said Ben Dover

[Jimmy Page]

Yes I did,I'm a soft person :$

[workingatperfect]

Really? We used Ben Dover a lot in middle school. In fact, I still use it on rare occasions and I'm nearly out school.

[Mob Boss]

Yeah, I was very ditzy and never understood perverted jokes when I was younger (and occasionally now).

[Jimmy Page]

I don't understand them either at times

Damn here comes the tears again :(

[OrKing]

Aw, I wish I could cry easier. I find it hard even when I'm really, really down about something. Me jello.

Anyway, I win.

[Silicate Wielder]

'He just fell through the ground..." How does that even make sense?

[Mob Boss]

I giggle hysterically when I'm upset. Ask my sister..:P it's a curse

[OrKing]

Yeah, my mum does the same thing, so do I a lot of the time. Does suck, part of the reason I'm certified (In)sane.

[Jimmy Page]

Same here,and my right hand shiver like a twig in a hurricane when I'm nervous/anxious etc

[Mob Boss]

Haha that sucks.

I do a ton of things when I'm nervous, but the two worst are biting my lip, and repeatedly crossing and uncrossing my legs. I'm like wth are you doing, legs? 0.o It's so obvious. Hah