Last post wins.

[Silicate Wielder]

my iMac died, so I'm rebuilding it as a custom make windows PC. its going to cost me $431.30 though, better start saving up. :)

[Incompris]

....

[Foamy]

Mio bambino.

[Incompris]

...........

[Foamy]

Hiiii

[Mob Boss]

Jon, talk. :D I like your voice. :P

Seriously, though, you're the only one that makes the slightest bit of sense on this thread.....the rest of us are loons.

[Incompris]

........

[OrKing]

I'm not a loon, ya shizznick!

[Mob Boss]

I think the knife you named begs to differ.

[OrKing]

Bobby is grounded! He's not allowed to debate anything! "Get back in that sock, Bobby!"

[Mob Boss]

Dude, you're not helping your cause any. Quit speaking to inanimate objects, you tard.

[workingatperfect]

It's time to accept the truth, Shane (the Insane).... You're a tad loony. Your insanity rivals mine, and that's saying something.

[Foamy]

Imma wack fuckin loon here. JOIN US IN THE LOONIES! :P

[OrKing]

I'm not insane! The writing I carved into my wall says so! Loony tunes are awesome, however. So, I'll forgive you.

[workingatperfect]

Admitting it is the first step. And yes, they are.

[Incompris]

......

[OrKing]

I'm just a little mentally confused... :(

[workingatperfect]

Aww haha well OK.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/189577_345047402247453_1762805333_n.jpg

[Foamy]

BUBBl3 WRAP

[workingatperfect]

I KNOW OMG

"...Sexy little bitch, shorter than expected. About 5 foot 5..."
5'5" is short for a girl? The fuck am I then, a midget?? :(

[Incompris]

......................

[Silicate Wielder]

OMG BUBBLE WRAP! -steals bubble wrap-

[Asiandude]

I hate school haha

[Foamy]

School. I dread the day. But..I want the bubble wrap. Give it Michael.

[workingatperfect]

The bubble wrap is mine guys, back off!

[Foamy]

Gtfo. Lol :P

[OrKing]

I'd listen to her dude... She bites. And not always in a good way. :P

[Mob Boss]

Wow the ignorance of the trolls in the debate section is astounding.

[workingatperfect]

;)
He's right though, I do bite. So leave my bubble wrap alone and might let you pop a couple bubbles.

[Foamy]

Wow the ignorance of the trolls in the debate section is astounding.

I saw.


I also came and conquered. Lol. :P

[OrKing]

Veni, vidi, vici.

[workingatperfect]

Motherfucker. I found a cigarette butt in my bag once after staying with my dad for the weekend, and instead of throwing it away I set it on my dresser. Now, for some fucking reason, it was just the filter. No tobacco left in it, none of the paper left.
Welll, my mom just came in here and was talking to me and noticed it.

Why is it that the one time I'm actually telling her the truth it's not nearly as convincing as when I lie? She didn't seem too mad, though. So that's a plus.

[OrKing]

Damn, that's shitty. Well, at least she's not mad, and at least you're telling the truth. That's something. :]

[Foamy]

That sucks.

[workingatperfect]

Well yeah, but she thinks I'm lying, soo.. And I'm pretty sure the only reason she wasn't mad is because it looks like I took the filter to roll a joint hahah. If it had looked like I had smoked it, she'd have been pissed. But that's still not the case.

[Foamy]

WlN.

[OrKing]

Haha, parents always think we're lying. Where the trust man, where's the trust? lol. Nope, Sorry Foamy, you is not. Is Foamy a squirrel with rabies?

[workingatperfect]

I know right. No trust whatsoever. And neither are you Shan :P I shall be the winner! Muahahahaha :twisted:

Edit: LOL Shan... Shan was what everyone called an old teacher of mine. He was... Let's just say it was one of my favorite classes. *Shane

[Foamy]

Gotcha

[Incompris]

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[OrKing]

Is it a moth! I freaking hate moths! *Jumps on bed and squeals*

[workingatperfect]

Insects in general are pieces of shit. The root of all evil, I tell you.

[OrKing]

True talk. The smaller the scarier! Hahaha, I'd take on a bear before a bee. :P

[Incompris]

....

[OrKing]

.....

Haha, I have more dots than you! Win!

[Mob Boss]

Are you people high? It's paper, paper is the root of all evil. I'd rather my arm be chopped off than have a papercut. That's a kind of torture no one can recover from.

[workingatperfect]

Finally, someone who agrees. Everyone thinks I'm crazy because I'm more afraid of tiny bug than big ones. Like, we live in a basement apartment, so we get ants a lot in the summer, and for some reason this year they were those incredibly tiny ones that you can only see if you look close. I almost cried when I first noticed. I'm such a pussy when it comes to bugs.

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Now who has more dots?
Speaking of dots I really want some Dippin Dots

[Incompris]

.....

[Mob Boss]

I love bugs. They are so adorable, with the exception of beetles. Otherwise, they are cute. : )

[Incompris]

.......

[Mob Boss]

w
i
n

[OrKing]

You're nuts Bridgette. Bugs are some ugly mofos.

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I hope you get the point... Haha, you get it? Point?

Screw you then.

[workingatperfect]

Blahhh, I'm tired, but not tired enough to sleep. I hate that feeling.

Jeez. Yes, I think we freaking get it :P

[OrKing]

Yeah, that does freaking suck... Sometimes I'm so tired I can't sleep, haha. Fook knows what that is.

[workingatperfect]

Yeah, I get that too, but normally only if I've been up more than a day.

I kind of feel cuddly right now too. Dammit, someone come cuddle with me! :(

[Incompris]

.../.

[OrKing]

Aye, it's usually if I'm up too long too.

Aw, I have £70 in my draw and about £200 in my bank. How much is a plane ticket these days? :D *Hug* There ya go, virtual will have to do.

[Incompris]

*....*

[workingatperfect]

Hmm idk. But I've got $400 in the bank and... $1.17 in my purse. Aw, good enough I guess :)

[OrKing]

Haha, true talk. Let's roll... Hahaha, anyway, guess who's gonna be winning in like ten seconds? Probably you by the time you read this.

[workingatperfect]

Mkay, wire me some money and I'll be on the next flight. You can be my new.. cuddle.. buddy...... Well look at that, you were right. I AM winning :D

[OrKing]

Haha, I don't even know how to wire money. :P True that, see, psychic psychotic Shane.

[workingatperfect]

Yeah me either. Right, emphasis on the psychotic part.

So this is random and a little awkward, but I put a bra on first time in like 3 days, and I feel like I'm being freaking suffocated. Jesus.

[OrKing]

I'm not psychotic, even that shrink admitted I wasn't after Bobby was nice enough to offer him a close shave. :P

Haha, I feel the same way about Jeans after wearing only Tracky Bottom's for a few days.

[Mob Boss]

Someone's dad should come cuddle with me. Eh? Eh? :cool:

[workingatperfect]

Ok, Shane, whatever you say. Did the shave go well? And I mean for the shrink, not Bobby.

Yeah, it's getting better, but god, the first like 10 minutes.... I wish it was cold enough to wear sweatpants right now haha. But I;d probably die if I put long pants on,.

[Foamy]

I win

[Mob Boss]

Nuhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[workingatperfect]

The sky is looking kind of red... And not in the pretty sunset kinda way.

[Mob Boss]

It's the blood of my enemies falling across the land. Creepiness level just shot up.

[Incompris]

............

[Foamy]

Derp

[OrKing]

Someone's dad should come cuddle with me. Eh? Eh? :cool:

Haha, the dudes 49 and thirty years of heavy drinking and drug taking have finally caught up with him. I'd rather you then me. :P

Nah, not so well Melissa. Well, it depends, are we talking Sweeney Todd good or what?

[workingatperfect]

Shane, you think that's bad? My dad is 60. 47 years of smoking and a beer gut 40 years in the making. His boobs are only slightly smaller than mine.

And yes, I was thinking Sweeney Todd actually.

[Foamy]

WlN.

[Mob Boss]

My dad's 41, awesome, and jams out to Bon Jovi. :D The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh?

[Silicate Wielder]

Darn it.. school starts after this week... o-o

[workingatperfect]

Ugh, don't remind me. I have this week and next and then it starts. At least this is my last year though.

[Foamy]

School. End please?

[Mob Boss]

:D I don't start classes until late September. :) Nee neer nee neer nee neer

[Silicate Wielder]

-school ends- I wish that school was only 1 day long then you had 364 days untill next year. like one day of 6th, then one day of 7th, ect.

[OrKing]

Haha, that would have worked for me. I don't start until the 6th of September. :P

[workingatperfect]

Ugh, Spetember 6th, I hate that fucking date.

I plan on BSing every class except physics. I'm going to at least half ass that class since it's honors. Really, as long as I get full credit for every class, I couldn't care less how I do in them. I really only need 3 of the 6.5 credits to graduate though

[Mob Boss]

And my classes are sporadic, like some days I have 1 class and others I may have up to 3. :D College is a loverly thing.

[Incompris]

..........

[Mob Boss]

Bud, when do you start back?

[workingatperfect]

I'm going to be so screwed in college because of the weird schedule. I can barely remember the order of my classes as it is, having them in the same order every day.

[Incompris]

This week

[Mob Boss]

:/ sucks.

[Incompris]

I am now invisible muhahahah

[Mob Boss]

I've always been on invisible. :P

[Incompris]

I have been visible untill now

[Mob Boss]

You're such a stealthy ninja. I'll catch you goobs later. :P

[Incompris]

....

[Foamy]

WlN.

[Incompris]

,,,,,,,

[West Coast Sheriff]

Four

[Foamy]

Goddammit almost 2 hours.

[Silicate Wielder]

ehhhhh. this anime i'm watching is "wrong" in so many ways. O_O

Whats up with you guys?

[Foamy]

O.o Michael.....

[OrKing]

ehhhhh. this anime i'm watching is "wrong" in so many ways. O_O

Whats up with you guys?

You sure it's Anime? And not a more erotic Asian art from? :P

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I win.

[workingatperfect]

That's exactly what I was thinking. Are you sure it's not hentai? (I hope that's the right word)

[West Coast Sheriff]

.................

[Silicate Wielder]

No i checked and its officially called anime. I get it off a anime site and its labled "(Anime)"

[Foamy]

WlN.

[Mob Boss]

(*___________*)

[workingatperfect]

Why is Jenna Marbles so freaking funny?

Winning.

[Mob Boss]

Because her last name is marbles...?

I have no clue who that is...

[OrKing]

I win because I'm a winner and I deserve to win because I've been forced to sacrifice my relationship with my father for the good of the spam in this arcade.

[Mob Boss]

why are you forced to sacrifice your relationship...0.o

[OrKing]

Just go with it woman, I'm not exactly big on logic at 5:00am. :P

[Mob Boss]

Oh, because I scar you when I give you mental images of him. :D Sorry, I do that about everyone's dad. Ask my friends at school. Then it's Awks to the max when you go to their house and they say "Hey, dad, Bri is very fond of you". :D

[OrKing]

Haha, yeah; we used to make a lot of Yo Momma jokes at school. It was funny until we actually met each others moms and than it was just awkward... Anyway, anyone up for cracking a smile? :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIFb6-rSJ-g&feature=related

[Mob Boss]

I can't my sister will wake up and my headphones broke. :( Go buy my some new SkullCandy headphones, ship them to me, and then I will.

XD yeah, my best friend told his dad, and his dad purposely messes with me now whenever I go over there. It's a vicious cycle.

[OrKing]

Aw, I would if I could but I'm just a dood. :P

Haha, serves ya right! Comeuppance for mentally scarring me more than I already am.

[Mob Boss]

Yay! I just bribed money out of my mommy now I can go blow it at GameStop!!!! I love gamestop....why haven't I applied there yet? 0.o only nerdy guys work there. How awesome would that be? :D

[Jimmy Page]

Do iiiiit!
You can finally get some meat to show around town :P

[Mob Boss]

Meat? :what:

[OrKing]

Is that sarcastic fear or a real question? If so, I believe that's slang for man. You're welcome.

Haha, yeah, do it! A bunch of nice looking goth girls work at my local Gamestation. Tis good times until they charge me £40 for a game that's been out for three months and I have to blow the place up on principle.

[Mob Boss]

I'm not GOTH!! And they aren't the cute nerds at mine :/ Only anti-social, hairy, with a dry sense of humor, and a Power Rangers lunchbox. Basically, they didn't evolve as a species. :P

[Jimmy Page]

Hm,try the local music shop,they usually have some nice pieces of meat :kitty:

[OrKing]

Haha, I didn't mention you, I said the girls at my local gamestation. :P Paranoid much? Haha. Eww, have fun working there then. :P

[Mob Boss]

Yes, yes I'm extremely paranoid.

I WILL have fun working there. :D They can teach me Klingon and I can say Trek yourself before you wreck yourself without getting :what: <-- that look

[OrKing]

Haha, you're a bohemian chick right? See, I know. No need to get all up in my grill, dawg. Hahaha. What the flying fack does bohemian mean though?

Haha, I'm sure you will. What the hell is Klingon and I believe it's check? Unless there's something nerdy in there I'm not getting... Hmm...

[Jimmy Page]

Bohemians <3

[OrKing]

WTF is a Bohemian?

[Jimmy Page]

Easily explained:an eccentric person which pursues an artistic lifestyle

[Mob Boss]

Trek...ya know, like Star Trek? :P Klingon is a warrior race in the Star Trek universe..... So what, I know Star Trek? Don't judge ME! :P


Bohemian is unconventional and artistic, nomadic and gypsy-looking...eh? Get it? Am I making sense at all? Haha XD Like lace and vests and floral and vintage...and hippie all mixed together.

[OrKing]

Oh, haha, I've only seen like two episodes of Star Trek.

Aye, I get ya, well, if they look like that chick in you're album I'm totally cool with it. :D

[Mob Boss]

Mehh...she's more alternative/indie...I dress like that when I'm in a rock mood...I'm a rainbow, dude. A rainbow.

[Jimmy Page]

I like rainbows,oh and the band Rainbow :D

[Mob Boss]

I licked my elbow today

[OrKing]

I can't. :( ....... I didn't try. Promise.

[Jimmy Page]

I licked my....no wait,can't say that,I'll get banned...

[Mob Boss]

Haha XD wow...Ian.

[Jimmy Page]

Sorry,I'm a little bit dirty minded today :kitty:

[Mob Boss]

:rolleyes: Your dad's dirty minded. :)

[Jimmy Page]

I know,you don't want to know what my stepmum is called on his phone....

[Incompris]

......

[OrKing]

......

Once again, you describe my exact thoughts perfectly.

[Mob Boss]

:kitty:

[Jimmy Page]

*meow*
Zomg I just found two reeeaaally small kittens outside our hotelroom

[Mob Boss]

Oh, I love hotels. :D Does it have a pooooool? The last time I went to one I went to the pool just to chillax and a very large, dark man said he would get in if I would....0.o I've never ran as fast as I did that night back to our room. :p poor creepy man floating in a pool somewhere..

[Incompris]

.....

[Mob Boss]

•••••••

I couldn't figure out where the green went in the rainbow. O_O

[Incompris]

....

[Mob Boss]

Aww man, now that song is stuck in my cranium

[Incompris]

night

[Mob Boss]

Night, bud. May you visit a parallel universe in your dream where I'm not weird. Guten nacht, mein freund.

[Jimmy Page]

Bridgette,I hereby rename you







*drumroll*



































Ben Dover

[Mob Boss]

Ahhhh you're...genius. Ben Dover it is!

[Fractured Silhouette]

HOW IT"S GOING GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS!??????!?!?!?!??!!!!!!?







[email protected]|IU+)I_K<C{[email protected]"e\c
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[OrKing]

Awesomely dude... Freaking awesomely. What's up carrot sticks? Oh, Ian put a grenade in a part of my anatomy I don't know, it exploded and murdered me, turning me into a Gandalf the White type thing, but apart from that, and a few other things. Not much. :P

[workingatperfect]

Oh hayyy Luke :D

That doesn't sound very pleasant shane. I have an idea which part of the anatomy it may have been. Remember when we were talking about juvee....

[Mob Boss]

HOW IT"S GOING GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS!??????!?!?!?!??!!!!!!?







[email protected]|IU+)I_K<C{[email protected]"e\c
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I licked my elbow, and raped shane's dad....ya know, the normal

[OrKing]

That's not even funny! Hahaha, alright, maybe a little bit... I'm never going to Juvee.

I'm not sure you'd have to rape my dad, he's kind of a freak. This shit isn't even disturbing anymore. She's mentally destroyed me.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I licked my elbow, and raped shane's dad....ya know, the normal

Really? What a coincidence, I did the same to his mother....:P

[workingatperfect]

even you think juvee would be bad, clearly you haven't thought about actual prison. Besides your chances of going to juvie are pretty low now that you're 17. Except for really petty crimes.

[Mob Boss]

Really? What a coincidence, I did the same to his mother....:P
You licked her elbow? :O hahha kiddin

My nose is cold! :|

[OrKing]

Now that one was disturbing... :[ Leave my mum alone dude, I have to live with her, go get my dad before I blow my brains out because of this mental disturbance.

Haha, we get Juvee until 18 here. I'm safe until then, and I'm pretty sure that's just a stereotype anyway. :P

[Jimmy Page]

Shane,how was the orcsex?:P

[OrKing]

Orcsex? Like Lord of the Rings style? No thanks, I think I'll pass on that one dude, haha.

[Jimmy Page]

You can't,orcs don't do voluntarily sex,they rape :P
And there are only males....

[OrKing]

Oh yeah, just saw the other thread. Thanks guys... Both my parents have been raped, my mental state has been freaking demolished and I've been gang banged by a bunch of Orcs... Hell of a fuckin morning.

[Mob Boss]

And then they brand your butt with their name...

So, my name should no long be Ben Dover, I think Shane would do it proud. :D

P.s. you can't rape the willing...

[OrKing]

Alright, maybe my dad wasn't raped, but I'm pretty sure by now the half of my family has been... Mention either of my little sisters and I'll be on the first flight with Bobby to cut you're heads off, only a quarter joking. :P

Nah, you can keep Ben Dover. I'm not planning on going to prison anytime soon.

[Mob Boss]

I, hereby, grant Luke with the name Ben Dover.

I have to give Shane a break...

What about your brother? Eh? Eh?

[OrKing]

Thank you... I'm a little tired to be dealing with a group of Orcs and a disturbing rapist right now.

[Mob Boss]

RedGreenBlueYellowBlack

[loop15]

i win

[loop15]

still winning

[OrKing]

StopTryingToConfuseMe

[loop15]

rude

[Mob Boss]

I think he was talking about my color post, but welcome to the party, dude.

[OrKing]

Aye, I was that. Welcome to the party. Mind the Orcs.

[Mob Boss]

I'm watching an old lady sew on TV...she whistles when she speaks..:D

[workingatperfect]

It's incredibly foggy out right now. I can't even see the trees 30-40 yards from my window.
I'm kind of expecting something out of The Fog to happen D:

[OrKing]

Haha, it's clear as hell here. No more red sky. :(

[Mob Boss]

I love fog. It's so ominous....ohhhh spooky

[workingatperfect]

Aww :( The fog is starter to clear just a little, now I can kiiiind of tell that there are trees there. Before it just looked like grey sky.

[OrKing]

Aw, that sucks. No 'The Fog' for you than, I guess... I haven't seen that film.

[workingatperfect]

Well at least now I can sleep without worrying about angry mariner ghosts killing me in my sleep. You should watch it. If I remember correctly, it's pretty good.

[OrKing]

Haha, yeah; not being murdered by mariner ghosts is always a positive. :D Cool, it might be on LoveFilm, I'll have to check it out. :]

[workingatperfect]

Lol, for some reason when I read LoveFilm I was like, wtf would this movie be on a porn site? Is this dude losing his mind?
No, no he is not. I am. My mind is so far in the gutter it's never, ever coming out.

[OrKing]

Hahaha, it doesn't really sound like a film rental company to be fair, and yeah; pretty sure my mind is slowly decomposing, lol.

[workingatperfect]

No it really doesn't. I mean, it doesn't exactly sound like a porn company either, but... Maybe chick flicks haha. I think my mind is already decomposed and gone. There is no coming back now.

[OrKing]

Haha, there's always a coming back. I think... I dunno, honestly I don't know what in the tiffle greetings I'm talking about anymore. Hehe, tired. There are a fair few chick flicks on there.

[workingatperfect]

Yeah, maybe if I like become a monk and purify my mind through meditation. Would you like to join me? My brother could help us out. He decided he was going to be a monk once. Shaved his head and everything. Then the drugs wore off or something.

Tiffle greetings? What in hell's name.... But yeah, me either.

[Fractured Silhouette]

A0S9ck12Cd0

[workingatperfect]

The fog is back and it's worse now. Plus there's crows int he tree outside my window. D: Yeah, i'm gonna get killed. Maybe it'll be a mix of The Fog and The Birds...

[Fractured Silhouette]

But fog is awesome, comes in handy when getting away with murdering the elderly.

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[Twilly F. Sniper]

But fog is awesome, comes in handy when getting away with murdering the elderly.

anbrb2u9GYI&feature=relmfu

Yeah.
And it comes in handy when doing something to something.

[workingatperfect]

Fog is awesome, yes, I love it. But I don't love it when I'm the one getting murdered and not the one doing the murdering. I don't want to be eaten alive by bird and killed by angry mariner ghosts ok?

[Fractured Silhouette]

Maybe you do, you just don't know it yet.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

I like the one killing. Shotgun pump and reload.

[workingatperfect]

I think you're one that wants to die a horrible death.

Why am I wearing flip flops in bed?

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Maybe jump off the empire state building? F*©|< Yeah!!!
:P
Idk about the flip flops.
Idk why but sometimes I wake up naked. Odd.

[Jimmy Page]

You got raped by ninjas in your sleep :o

[workingatperfect]

I wake up naked on occasion, but it's because I get up in the middle of the night and it's hot as balls in my room. Or I got raped by ninjas.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd go with the raped by ninjas theory