Last post wins.

[Silicate Wielder]

Wolves on the powl
makes all food turn fowl.
so she starves all year long
making her raps no longer king kong
I've wiped the table clear
of these raps only whimps can fear
so say goodbye to your house
casuse your raps are a mouse
that I killed with a stomp
now you live on a stump.
I have won
and thats all said and done.

[Foamy]

Next post.

[workingatperfect]

Now you wait, like the drug, like the change and the pain it goes on, for so long and ohhh, how it hurts in the worst way now that you're gone. It's so wrong, it's SO wrong. ♥

[Foamy]

No posts in a couple hours
Rejection from the founders
Allergies to flowers
I don't have that but I do find cowards
Yoü be one of em no bite in your cooking
I'm the one that leaves everyone lookin

[Mob Boss]

*______*

[Foamy]

I see you like Losing.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

I'm the winner!
Yup that's me.

[Foamy]

I'll give u a shotgun to the face.

[Mob Boss]

I'm not losing. See? See? See?

[Twilly F. Sniper]

I'm winning. I never lost!
Pumps Shotgun and aims for face

[Silicate Wielder]

I declare that the next poster wins 1st place, no exeptions.

[Mob Boss]

Bridgette wins. Forever and for always.

I like your dad, he's so truthful.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

[email protected]^^n it. I've..... lost.

[Foamy]

I win.

[workingatperfect]

wrong.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

wrong.

DEAD RIGHT THAT HE'S DEAD WRONG lol

[workingatperfect]

Winning.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Wrong.

[workingatperfect]

Now I'm not.

[Mob Boss]

I've got champagne for my real friends and I'm a real pain for my sham friends. :D Get it?

[workingatperfect]

Fall Out Boy. I've always loved that phrase.

[Mob Boss]

Oh, I got it from Dickie Roberts movie. Fall Out Boy? C'mon...c'mon haha I used to like them

[OrKing]

You're dad says I win.
Fallout Boy has a couple of good tunes, nothing on Fallout the game though. :P

[workingatperfect]

I used to like them too, I didn't know the song name came from something else though.
I agree, Fallout the game is better.

[Mob Boss]

Fallout is epic. Ep.....IC.

Really? Because your dad is....I'm outta it tonight.


Nah, they're too poppy for my cup of tea. And this is where someone says "Who wants to be a cup of tea when you can be a shot of tequila" daa dun dun dun

[OrKing]

I'd rather a cup of tea, to be honest. :P

[Mob Boss]

It's just a saying, goob.

[OrKing]

It is? Are you sure you're running with the wolves? Or running from them? :P

[workingatperfect]

Winning :D

[OrKing]

Nay, laddy! I am winning!

[Mob Boss]

I've put a saddle on one of them because my legs were tired. He's doing the running for me.

[Jimmy Page]

Bridgette wolf-rider....fuck that sounds awesome

[OrKing]

...Does sound pretty sick. Admittedly. Whatever, I don't need an awesome nickname anyway. Screw you guys.

[workingatperfect]

I need a haircut.

[Jimmy Page]

Shane the insane :P

[workingatperfect]

That's an incredibly fitting name for him.

[OrKing]

Hahaha, true talk. Although people already call me Sane Shane every now and than... It's sarcastic. :(

Nah, haha, I need a haircut... And a shave.

[workingatperfect]

I need one. My hair has grown at least 5 or 6 inches since my last one in april. I keep having to trim my bangs and it's annoying.

[Jimmy Page]

I never want a haircut,I love my "long" hair :D
A shave I might need,starting to itch a little bit

[Mob Boss]

I want my hair down to my butt, 'nuff said. It's already very long. :D



Don't shave! Scruffy is cute, Ian.

[workingatperfect]

My hair used to be down to my butt, but I cut it a few years ago and I can't stand having it long anymore.

And scruffy is pretty cute, take her advice!

[Mob Boss]

See, guys? My advice is as good as gold. :D I haven't cut my hair in 2 years.

[workingatperfect]

Wow, not even a trim? I've heard that makes it grow faster. I try to get mine cut/trimmed every 4 or 5 months. It's been 4 now and it's already grown way more than normal.

[Mob Boss]

Hmm i've trimmed it like twice in the two years. :P And no more than an inch.



"Once Pandora comes out of the box he can't go back in."...I can quote the Pineapple Express movie. :D

[Dake]

Win !

[Mob Boss]

I swear, dude, wisdom comes with age, and with said wisdom you will come to the realization that Bridgette is unbeatable. Also, talking in 3rd person makes you sound superior.

[OrKing]

Some kid from Swindon, named Shane by an insane Irish mother, is currently winning.

Hey, you're right. I'm like my own narrator.

[Mob Boss]

I spew the knowledge of the universe. :P Ask me any question.

[OrKing]

Can I have a can of coke please?

[Mob Boss]

Yes, you can, but you forgot to say "May I". Go get you a cola, you have my permission

[OrKing]

The day I say that is the day the queen watches Jersey Shore. :P Why, thank you. But their downstairs in the fridge and I really can't be bothered to put my jeans on and go get one. Can you ship me one?

[Mob Boss]

Ship one, he says. Ship one I will.

[OrKing]

Thank you. When can I expect that?

[Mob Boss]

The day before yesterday.

[OrKing]

Oooookay... Than who the hell stole it!? I didn't have any cokes on Sunday.

[Mob Boss]

I put your dad's name on it.


Paid Programs=my favorite kind of entertainment. :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

Sybreed should just hurry up and release this damn album already, I've listened to this song like a hundred times.

dZUh_Q3YJaU

Never gets old.

[Mob Boss]

Fluke, I have two things to tell you:

1. My rep bar is catching up to yours. Nee Neer Nee Neer Nee Neer
2. Your dad.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Fluke, I have two things to tell you:

1. My rep bar is catching up to yours. Nee Neer Nee Neer Nee Neer
2. Your dad.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/look-at-all-the-fucks-i-give-anakin.jpg

:D

[Mob Boss]

-_- I just spilled ice water on me. Frak...not good...nooooooot good.

[OrKing]

I spilled hot chocolate on me... Wanna freaking swap?

[Fractured Silhouette]

That's a nice picture by the way Bridgette.

I still really want to hit your face.

[Mob Boss]

Yes.

:D hahahahahah my mom called me 9 times and I didn't answer. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaad

[OrKing]

You can hit Bobby Cyn, he can take it.

Naughty...

[Mob Boss]

Fluke, are you sadistic? Me thinks so, you little devil. :P

She left 3 voicemails, too. This freedom is awesome...:D

[Fractured Silhouette]

Can I hit you with a keyboard like that guy on Wanted? Pwetty pwease?

[OrKing]

If I'm allowed to do the same to you with a laptop after. :D

[Mob Boss]

Can I hit you with a keyboard like that guy on Wanted? Pwetty pwease?

Best scene ever besides when Fox curves the bullet at the end in the circle. Remember that gif I had that one time? Remember? Do you remember? :yes:



:'( I miss Jon:(

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://500motivators.com/plog-content/thumbs/motivate/me/large/662-the-cookie-monster-is-serous-about-his-cookies.jpg

Where did he go?

[Mob Boss]

I dunno. :(

Now, I'm both physically cold and my heart is cold, too. :(

[workingatperfect]

My brother drank all the tea AND all the lemonade. Freaking bastard.

[Mob Boss]

Ohh...that's not nice. My brother iss imaginary

[Fractured Silhouette]

my heart is cold, too. :(

I hope you realized before you wrote this that that sounded incredibly cliché.

He'll be back... with weapons.

[Mob Boss]

I can't be bothered with "sounding"...It's 4:39 am..and my bed is literally beckoning me. So....shut it, you Neanderthal.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Touchy, touchy.

Ouch, harsh.

I'll just win then.

[Mob Boss]

:) Nahhh I was kidding. Well, buenos ....something. -_- Good night

[Fractured Silhouette]

Cya later alligator.

Winning...

[OrKing]

Isn't it Buenos Nachos or some shizz? Haha. Goodnight.

[OrKing]

Ah, ah, it's Bueno's Nocha's! Here!
Skip to 47... Woot, learning Spanish from a computer game for the win.

[workingatperfect]

Spanish is a stupid language. French is so much prettier. Bonne nuit!

Wasn't Buenos Nachos the name of the place kim and ron worked for on kim possible?

[root]

We all know that deutsch is the best language.

[workingatperfect]

"I have a feeling we should kiss..."
"I sometimes have a feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I'm like nah, better not."

Winnnnning :D

[OrKing]

I disagree, Yiddish is the best language.

Jebus, who battered you're rep bar?

[workingatperfect]

Anything with cool characters is pretty cool language. However, french is easier to pronounce. And read for that matter.

Hmm idk, but I know who battered yours, which is looking very long btw ;) That sounded a lot less ridiculous in my head. :/

[root]

I disagree, Yiddish is the best language.

Jebus, who battered you're rep bar?

me. I tend to make people dislike me very fast...can't help it. I try not to but oh well.

[workingatperfect]

And Shane, the only reason you like Yiddish is because your name translates to beautiful. :P

[Empty Spaces]

me. I tend to make people dislike me very fast...can't help it. I try not to but oh well.

You're just like my sister.

[root]

You're just like my sister.

lol, shit personalities ftw :D

[OrKing]

Haha, I forgot about that, I think that may have been a cross culture error. :p

You don't seem like a bad person Root, won't find us debating anytime soon though, hehe.

[Empty Spaces]

lol, shit personalities ftw :D

Well you don't seem to be a bad person :D

[workingatperfect]

Aw idk, seems like a good translation. that reminds me though. You're still cooler than me.

[OrKing]

Holy crap, we're never gonna get over that. xD

מעליססאַ איז קולער ווי שיין.

[workingatperfect]

Hey, this time it gave me "pretty" Awww how sweet, but that's not the debate. Ad no, we're not going to get over it until you admit defeat. It's like the thread. It's just going to go on and on, there can never be a winner. Unless you give in.

[OrKing]

Haha, nay, I'll never give in. :P I'll even have "Melissa is cooler than Shane" carved into my tombstone if I die, hahaha.

[root]

Well you don't seem to be a bad person :D

lol, i don't think is a matter of good or bad...more like I tend to get on people's bad side.

[workingatperfect]

Lol, I'll get a tattoo that says "Shane is cooler than Melissa"
Speaking of tombstones, wanna hear something freaking weird?? If not then too bad, fuck you.
My 4th grade teacher went to school with my uncle and they had been pretty good friends. She was also one of the best teachers I ever had and we had a pretty good bond for some reason. She always looked out for me and stuff, and would talk to me one on one about how things were going, it was cool.
Anyway, she died a few years ago and she was buried right next to my grandma. Here's the weird part. My grandma's birthday: October 24, 1926. Teacher's birthday: November 24, 1966
Day my grandma died: August 11, 2007. Teacher: Sept. 11, 2009. And they both had cancer. So her birthday and the anniversary of her death were both exactly 1 month after my grandma's. Weird, eh?

[OrKing]

Yep, that's weird as hell. :/ Everyone in my family seems to die in their sixty's. That's kinda creepy.

I'll enboss that shit into the moon!

[Empty Spaces]

Lol, I'll get a tattoo that says "Shane is cooler than Melissa"
Speaking of tombstones, wanna hear something freaking weird?? If not then too bad, fuck you.
My 4th grade teacher went to school with my uncle and they had been pretty good friends. She was also one of the best teachers I ever had and we had a pretty good bond for some reason. She always looked out for me and stuff, and would talk to me one on one about how things were going, it was cool.
Anyway, she died a few years ago and she was buried right next to my grandma. Here's the weird part. My grandma's birthday: October 24, 1926. Teacher's birthday: November 24, 1966
Day my grandma died: August 11, 2007. Teacher: Sept. 11, 2009. And they both had cancer. So her birthday and the anniversary of her death were both exactly 1 month after my grandma's. Weird, eh?

Whoa. :eek:

[workingatperfect]

Yeah. The first time I noticed she was buried there I almost shit myself.

Well okay, if we're going to get unrealistic... I'll.... make it into a constellation.

[OrKing]

Yeah, well, I'll return the favor and make it something I have to Google!

[workingatperfect]

That is creepy, btw. People in my family die in increments of 3 years. Well, did until 2010. But from 1989 until 2007, someone died every 3 years.

Well I'll do something with it so fucking awesome, I can't even tell you because the materials needed don't even exist yet.

[OrKing]

Dude, that's even creepier.

Oh, yeah, well Мелиса е по-хладна от Шейн.

Look how awesome our names look in Bulgarian.

Just noticed we're talking about creepy death things on page 666... :/

[workingatperfect]

Lol, this is why I don't use google for french essays anymore: "Melisa e is coldly by Shane."

Oh man, this isn't a perfect translation, but see what google puts, it's pretty great.
შეინ არის მოღრუბლული მელისა

Yeahhh, I noticed that but I forgot to say something. Kind of like how there's funny story I've been meaning to tell you for hourssss, but I keep forgetting and now I don't remember it.

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://www.islandcrisis.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/satan.png

Ahhh... Good, the best page ever.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

Fallout is epic. Ep.....IC.

Really? Because your dad is....I'm outta it tonight.


Nah, they're too poppy for my cup of tea. And this is where someone says "Who wants to be a cup of tea when you can be a shot of tequila" daa dun dun dun

Video game series? I say better than elder scrolls. The only one that didn't suck horribly was skyrim. But it's so awesome.

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://www.darkmoon.me/uploads/Satan-231.jpg

Sell me your soul.

[workingatperfect]

Yes Sir, here ya go. *hands you my soul*

[Fractured Silhouette]

Good, good. One day the human race will bow down to the almighty satan!

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/satan/satan-tenacious-d.jpg

[workingatperfect]

I feel like Satan should be sexier. I mean, isn't he supposed to represent temptation or something? He should be more tempting.

[Fractured Silhouette]

SgDZ9LhZ2_g&feature=fvst

:wub:

http://rlv.zcache.com/sexy_devil_girl_with_a_pot_of_evil_art_by_al_rio_postcard-p239396838606907074baanr_400.jpg

:wub:

[workingatperfect]

That second one is pretty gorgeous

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20&%20Witchcraft/satanism_666.jpg

[workingatperfect]

The scroll thingy on my trackpad isn't working D:

[Fractured Silhouette]

I, Satan, sabotaged it.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Off6D99OVak/TY9Lr4mOT4I/AAAAAAAAAFg/kV3JjL9Nyw4/s1600/Satan+Was+Here2.png.jpg

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ang/6/69/Pentagram_satan.GIF

[Fractured Silhouette]

http://catholicipod.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/satan.jpg

[Fractured Silhouette]

There we go. End of that page.

I'm going to bed now.

[Jimmy Page]

I want my hair down to my butt, 'nuff said. It's already very long. :D



Don't shave! Scruffy is cute, Ian.
I know dearie,but not the way it is now,I'll maybe try out a Johnny Depp look sometime :D

[workingatperfect]

Even after I sold my soul to you? Cmon bro, not cool.
It's fixed now though.

AWWWwwwwww, so cuuuute
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/93eabbf3-bb48-4bed-8b67-960897d1954e.jpg

[john2]

im bak :D

[The Huntress]

hello moron:)

[Foamy]

WlN.

[The Huntress]

in your dreams

[Foamy]

You ain't sleepin yet you dreamin.

[john2]

lmao

[The Huntress]

whos side you on john

[john2]

your side

[Foamy]

Where did everyone go? It's all noobs here!!!

[john2]

i win beetches

[OrKing]

Sure you do, don, sure you do.

[Foamy]

That shit cray

[OrKing]

Cray Cray, true dat, true dat.

[Mob Boss]

That's so cray....so craay

[destaney]

winning

[john2]

no...i win

[Mob Boss]

Hey, Destaney. I haven't seen you around in awhile. Hello, John

[The Huntress]

i win...

[john2]

y u even try brina...i win and dats dat

[OrKing]

I will slap you're cat.

[john2]

wat:what:

[Mob Boss]

"You lost it playing Bizwiz? You pimp" :)

[OrKing]

I. Will. Slap. You're. Cat.


It doesn't get much simpler bro, I'm gonna come to you're yard, and happy slap you're Felis silvestris catus.

[The Huntress]

john you r a asshole.....any ways the party will be at tylers house meet you dare

[Mob Boss]

Hahha Enun. Ci. Ate, brochahchi. :P I'm kidding.....I'm craving a grapefruit...yum Now myy mouth is watering, -_-

[john2]

FUCKIN TYLERS!!!!!!!his house is like 10 miles away from mine.ill be there at 9

[OrKing]

A... Grapefruit? Jesus, get a freaking Mucky D's or something... Fricking Grapefruit. Pfft.

[Mob Boss]

I'm off to tyler's house...:D Kiddin' I have no clue what you pimps be talking about.....


Mucky D's....sounds Yucky. :D


I vant to be a fruitarian but me madre vill not allow it. (Did I just sound like I came from Transylvania? If so, that's what I was aiming for)

[OrKing]

I'm off there soon. The only dude I know called Taylor is in Paramore though so I'll probably get nicked for stalking.

Hehe, it's slang for McDonald's. So, yeah. It is pretty freaking yucky.

Nay, lady! You must eat thee tasty meat. Even if it is next door's cat.

[Mob Boss]

Bridgette....
winss....
mwah...
frakking...
ha...
ha...
haa....

[OrKing]

Nay, she does not, famalam. Shane be winning because don man says he does.

[Mob Boss]

Inningwa sia ridgetteba

[OrKing]

Ladous en pacio shizznagator shizzne umffs winadoody.

[workingatperfect]

Ohai I'm just gonna come in here and win now. Kbye.

[OrKing]

Haha, you're not allowed to win because I win and I like cheese which just enforces my win. :P

[workingatperfect]

I like cheese too silly. Come up with a better reason and I MIGHT let you win. Probably not though.

[OrKing]

Fine, I'm, ugh, the ancestor of Jesus! Mwahahahaha, I win, fools.

[Mob Boss]

Blast you, Shane. I want some cider now. -_- Thanks a heap, dude

[OrKing]

Ew, Ciders rank. I can drink like three cans before it starts tasting like wizz.

[workingatperfect]

I am Jesus. You're off your game today :P

[OrKing]

Pfft, whatever. I'm Michael Jackson's reincarnation... Yes, I'm like two years old.

[Mob Boss]

I'm speaking of the cider that is of the apple flavor, that comes from the juice that is in the apple, that falls off the trees that produce the apple.

[workingatperfect]

Oh well that explains a lot.
I want some cider! The good kind that bridgette is talking about. It should be in season pretty soon.

[Mob Boss]

:D Yes, yes it shall. :D

[OrKing]

I'm going to skin all of you're cats and drink you're "good" cider.

[workingatperfect]

If you skinned my Tigger, I would skin you.

[OrKing]

Haha, it'd take you a while. You have a cat named Tigger?

[workingatperfect]

Exactly. :twisted: Yes, I do. He's the most gorgeous cat ever. Fat as hell, but gorgeous none the less. He's not actually mine though, he's one of my step dad's cats. But he loves me more than everyone else, so he's mine.

[Mob Boss]

I have a cat named Hercules, he's satan, he eats my hair, has the teeth of a mammoth, and will claw you until there is nothing left but bone. Have at him, if you dare...

[Jimmy Page]

I...have danced....and liked it :kitty:
Greek barbecue with a load of dutch that aren't too serious about themselves,bound to have a few laughs there :P
And I had :D

[Mob Boss]

Ian, you are the wind beneath my wings. :D

[Incompris]

....

[Mob Boss]

Jon, I <3 you, dude. One love, man. One love.

[Incompris]

Thanks :)

[OrKing]

Jesus, dude! I can't tell you how much I missed you and those dots! Welcome back! :D

Haha, you sure you shouldn't of called him Garfield Melissa? :P

[workingatperfect]

It's storming ♥♥♥ I'm excited.

Haha maybe, he does remind me of Garfield. But he wasn't fat as a kitten. You can have a go at one of the other 6 cats though.

[Incompris]

....

[destaney]

......

[OrKing]

Haha, storms are pretty awesome. Nah, it's all good, hehe, I'm done with cats. What's with the abnormal amount of cat lovers around here anyway?

Anywho, I win, bizznitches. :P

[Incompris]

I am here and now I am gone again cya

[workingatperfect]

They are pretty awesome. The thunder is like deafening though, holy crap. I don't know, but one day I'm going to get a black cat and name him Onyx.

No, I win, MJ.

[Mob Boss]

*___*

[OrKing]

"I'm gonna make a change, for once in my life. It's gonna feel real good, gonna make a difference, for once in my life, ew!"

I win.

[Incompris]

nvm i am not leaving yet

[workingatperfect]

Bottles and pints, and shots and cans. Couches and floors and drunk best friends. Models and whores and tattooed hands. Cities and secrets, and cats and vans. Good times, laughter, bad decisions. Strippers and actors and average musicians. Mornings after and walks of shame. The bartender knows me by my real name.

I win.

[OrKing]

"I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways, and no message could of been any clearer, if you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change!"

Awesome! There were no .'s in that post. :(

[Incompris]

fine I shall go back to ....'s and ....'s only

[workingatperfect]

I never told you this, but I wish you best, success and all that other shit. But that's my cue, I got stuff to do. It was a special surprise to bump into you. Stay safe, you have yourself a great day. Wait, what was that, what'd you say? My phone number? nahh, I don't think so. I only gave it to a handful of close people. Let's not make this into and issue, but the truth is... I don't miss you.

I freaking love this song <3

[OrKing]

No, no, no! Speak! Tis awesome. But throw in them every now and than. Their like you're freaking bat-signal or some shizz. xD

Sounds like a pretty awesome song. :D

[Foamy]

I back.

[Incompris]

....

[workingatperfect]

It is. It's so simple, but it says quite a bit.

This is pretty great too. Especially the 2nd verse.
qJJ_Wo-g26s

[Incompris]

.....

[Foamy]

Hey guys

[Incompris]

......

[workingatperfect]

Hey Foamy
The storm stopped :(

[Incompris]

..........

[workingatperfect]

......................................

[OrKing]

Shit, that's a pretty emotional tune. Thanks, I can relate a crazy amount to most of the tune. :D

Anyway, winning, fools.

[Foamy]

My headphones are ripping. :(

[workingatperfect]

Yeah, I figured :)

You're the fool if you think you're winning