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SosbanFach
August 6th, 2012, 08:39 PM
Na, sgyn ti'm lle i ofyn 'pam?
'Pam chdi?'
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 08:41 PM
I want food, but I don't want to get out of bed.... /first world problems.
Mob Boss
August 6th, 2012, 08:41 PM
Yes, yes, I agree--Bridgette wins. :P
SosbanFach
August 6th, 2012, 08:42 PM
ZZ9 Plural Z alpha
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 08:47 PM
They complained?! They must lead incredibly mundane lives, then. I would love it if one of my neighbors was a raving, knife-wielding lunatic. As long as they weren't stabbing a wall we shared. Then I'd show them a real lunatic :devil:
And yes, I am a girl, thanks for noticing. I've never heard of PG Tips. Probably cause I'm american. But Lipton's Red tea is my absolute favorite.
Haha, it'd be lunatic galore.
Tis all good, I'm perceptive like that. xD What da ell is Lipton's Red? Sounds like a brand of kitchen towel. :P
Oh, I win... For a little while anyway.
Incompris
August 6th, 2012, 08:50 PM
........
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 08:51 PM
Absolutely. We can all go on wall slashing sprees together.
The brand is Lipton, which is one of the major brands here in the US, and the flavor is red tea. It's pomegranate and passion fruit flavored. The also have a raspberry flavored white tea that's pretty orgasmic. :yes:
And now I'm winning
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 08:55 PM
Haha, that'd be so fun... Until one of us got a little too excited and accidentally chopped the other ones arm off. Or Bridgette got out the chainsaw... Which I think is pretty likely.
Damn, you should advertise for them, haha. :D
Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but, I'm winning!
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 08:58 PM
It's always fun until someone's limbs get amputated. But would it really be a proper slashing spree without a couple body parts coming off? I mean, come on.
I know, I've got such a way with words, don't I? :P
Winning, I am.
SosbanFach
August 6th, 2012, 08:59 PM
Why am I still awake?
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 09:03 PM
You sound like my elder brother, the dude who gave me a combat knife, a bullet and a small red circular tube like thing that says "explosive component, if found place in bucket of water for 24 hours." on the condition that we test them all first... I'm starting to think I'm the English equivalent of you're stereotypical redneck.
True dat, true dat. :P
Winning, you is not.
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I dunno, but I can tell you why I'm still awake. No, actually, I can't.
Mob Boss
August 6th, 2012, 09:14 PM
Ello, bud. Can I adopt you?
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 09:23 PM
Your brother sounds like a swell guy ahaha. And a lot like my older brother, as well. He came home one day with a few half sticks of dynamite and we went out back and blew a hole in the hard. And I think that sort of thing is pretty typical of most americans, not just the rednecks. But as half my family ARE rednecks, I guess I wouldn't know.
Oh I'm not, huh? Well uhhh... who's winning now? Oh yeah, me.
Foamy
August 6th, 2012, 09:33 PM
Win.
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 09:44 PM
winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin.
Mob Boss
August 6th, 2012, 09:58 PM
My dad just told my mom the best pickup line ever. It was both creepy and hilarious. I'm not sure if I should go spend the night with my sister for fear of hearing the unknown or give mmy pops props...
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 10:20 PM
Very hard decision. Personally I would scream in terror or feign a heart attack or something of the like if you fear hearing "the unknown." A kitchen knife to the foot worked for me.
Who da heck is Bud? Bud as in the name, or bud as in the general buddy concept? :P Oh, out of interest, what was the pick up line?
Haha, Melissa you're family sounds awesome. xD
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 10:28 PM
A kitchen knife to the foot worked for me.
Haha, Melissa you're family sounds awesome. xD
That is one the scariest moments ever, when you drop a knife and you think it's gonna hit your foot lol
Eh, they're mostly a bunch of assholes haha, but they can be awesome on rare occasions.
Mob Boss
August 6th, 2012, 10:31 PM
Heck no! I don't plan on having to get stitches because they're freaks. I'm going to put headphon......oh frak, my headphones broke and I forgot to get new ones. -_- Oh god..
Haha So you can use it on Hayley Williams? :D "Are you a parking ticket? because you have 'fine' written all over you" Wth.is wrong with them? 0.o
Bud, is bud, which is referring to a particular person in this situation.
Foamy
August 6th, 2012, 10:35 PM
What did you guys do in my absence?
LouBerry
August 6th, 2012, 10:38 PM
I got a new cat.
Mob Boss
August 6th, 2012, 10:42 PM
Ello, Foamy. Ello, Lou.
Well, I'm going to sleep. Night everyone
LouBerry
August 6th, 2012, 10:42 PM
Haha, hay(:
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 10:43 PM
I got a new cat.
What does he/she look like?
I reallyyy want a black cat. They're so adorable.
LouBerry
August 6th, 2012, 10:44 PM
He's black and white and tiny and precious.(:
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 10:44 PM
That is one the scariest moments ever, when you drop a knife and you think it's gonna hit your foot lol
Eh, they're mostly a bunch of assholes haha, but they can be awesome on rare occasions.
Haha, I've done that more than once with my knife. :D
It's kinda the opposite with my family, hehe, the majority of the time their awesome with the occasional day where I turn moody and they annoy the hell outta me. :)
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Heck no! I don't plan on having to get stitches because they're freaks. I'm going to put headphon......oh frak, my headphones broke and I forgot to get new ones. -_- Oh god..
Haha So you can use it on Hayley Williams? "Are you a parking ticket? because you have 'fine' written all over you" Wth.is wrong with them? 0.o
Bud, is bud, which is referring to a particular person in this situation
Haha, good luck with the trauma than. Hope you're an easy sleeper, or forget things like my nan.
Haha, damn straight... I think I'll pass on that one though, hehe; pick up lines suck. xD
Ah, good times.
What did you guys do in my absence?
Drank half a dozen cups of tea and actually became drowsy.
I got a new cat.
Awesome! What you gonna call him/her?
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So, who's gonna ninja me?
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 10:54 PM
Haha, I've done that more than once with my knife. :D
It's kinda the opposite with my family, hehe, the majority of the time their awesome with the occasional day where I turn moody and they annoy the hell outta me. :)
The worst I've ever gotten from dropping a knife was a little cut on my foot. A friend of mine almost took my head off with a machete, though. Needless to say, that was absolutely terrifying.
You know, now I'm kind of thinking maybe they aren't assholes. Maybe I'M the asshole....
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 10:59 PM
Ouch, haha, I tend to be pretty lucky; I've never been cut despite dropping sharp crap near myself pretty often.
Haha, I dunno, I don't know you're family, you seem cool on here, but people tend to be a tad colder towards their families because of how comfortable they've grown to them, kind of dumbly, I think, hehe; I'm sure you're nice enough. :D
LouBerry
August 6th, 2012, 11:00 PM
Awesome! What you gonna call him/her?
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So, who's gonna ninja me?
His name is Neville but for some reason we all refer to him as "Thug master K."
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 11:02 PM
Hahaha, both extremely awesome names. You don't know why you call him that? Lol, it's random-er than me and that's saying something. :)
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 11:04 PM
I did manage to cut my toe pretty bad last night, but it's not a very interesting story haha. It's all good, though. Didn't even hurt. :D
Lol idk. My family just doesn't get my sense of humor I think. So then I come off as rude to them, but then when they get offended and defensive over my joke, they look like an ass to me haha. But I digress. The important thing is... I'm winning.
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 11:10 PM
Haha, I'm glad you're toes alright... Mine hate me. You know when you bang them really hard against something and do that little dance and humming that like suppresses the pain, lol? I've done that too many times.
I have a pretty screwy sense of humor, but my mums is more messed up by far, she'll often say something and we'll (me and siblings) will either be like "WTF mum, you've got the mental age of a ten year old." or just "Ugh." Haha, she's pretty hilarious.
Aw, sorry Bridgette, didn't see you're post. G'Night. :)
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 11:17 PM
Oh yes. I do that almost every day haha. That's about how I hurt my poor little toe last night.
I've got a pretty dark sense of humor. It's always either really twisted or just really dry. Or perverted lol. My mom is pretty funny too, though. But in a more.. normal.. way, I guess.
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 11:22 PM
Hehe, it does suck.
Haha, their often the funniest sense of humors, and yeah, same here. You'd fit in here in England, haha, the majority of us love dry humor.
LouBerry
August 6th, 2012, 11:23 PM
I have a friend named Brandon, and I call him Nanndy. Yeaah.
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 11:26 PM
I have a friend named Brandon too, but I have never once called him Brandon in the 4 years I've known him..
I've always thought I'd fit in too. A lot of my favorite movies are british comedies. Death at a Funeral, for example. One of the funniest movies ever. Plus I'm great at the accents. :D
LouBerry
August 6th, 2012, 11:30 PM
I hate having allergies.
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 11:33 PM
Haha, all you're friends have awesome nicknames Lou, I'm jello. xD
Haha, I love different accents. This is my favorite British movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06DbDR_cJ9I
Silicate Wielder
August 6th, 2012, 11:35 PM
Win called and said he wanted his trophy back so he can give it to me, sooo... I win. :P
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 11:37 PM
Charlie Sheen already gave me the title of win. :P
LouBerry
August 6th, 2012, 11:41 PM
I know. We're all bad-ass(: There's LouBerry, Mell-O, Nanndy, T-Roy, Tom-cat, Kelbo, The Kid, T.K.
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 11:41 PM
That looks like an awesome movie. I love the whole get away driver thing hahah.
Maaaan, I'm bored. Time is going by so slowlyy D:
OrKing
August 6th, 2012, 11:44 PM
Haha, they are awesome names. :D
Yeah, that's one of my favorite scenes, hehe. Tell me about it, it's like 5:45am now but tonight has gone pretty damn slow.
workingatperfect
August 6th, 2012, 11:49 PM
Life of Brian is another one of my favorites. Along with any other Monty Python work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
And I wish it was that late here. I'd got to sleep but I'm not tired :/
Jimmy Page
August 7th, 2012, 01:20 AM
Monty Python <3
I want to be a lumberjack!
Fractured Silhouette
August 7th, 2012, 05:41 AM
I'll just scootch in here and win for a bit. :P
Jimmy Page
August 7th, 2012, 06:43 AM
I cut down trees and eat my lunch and go to the lavatory!!
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 09:27 AM
Haha, Monty Python is freaking brilliant. Not sure whether I like TLOB or MPTHG better though.
Jimmy Page
August 7th, 2012, 10:19 AM
I prefer Life of Brian,there's something about that bible humour and the stupid mob that makes me fall off my chair laughing :D
Mob Boss
August 7th, 2012, 10:41 AM
I like....your dad. There's something about him being your dad that I enjoy. XD
Jimmy Page
August 7th, 2012, 11:06 AM
Well,then at least one of us like him....
Silicate Wielder
August 7th, 2012, 11:06 AM
My brain is a complex array of gears that make pullies, levers, clocks, gearboxes, ropes magnets move around that make the rest of the pullies, levers, clocks, gearboxes, gears, and cogs move in the rest of my body.
Incompris
August 7th, 2012, 11:11 AM
...................
Asiandude
August 7th, 2012, 11:27 AM
Blahhhhhh
Jimmy Page
August 7th, 2012, 11:51 AM
Tore Tang,ein gammal mann
Heile byen kjenne han
Han så leve på gammalt brø og vann
Kor han komme fra,vett bare han
Tore Tang
Incompris
August 7th, 2012, 12:41 PM
.............
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 03:19 PM
Haha, Monty Python is freaking brilliant. Not sure whether I like TLOB or MPTHG better though.
I think Life of Brian is funnier. But that could be because I've seen holy grail so many times.
Foamy
August 7th, 2012, 03:22 PM
Hi there people
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 03:24 PM
Heyyy :)
Foamy
August 7th, 2012, 03:26 PM
What up?
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 03:27 PM
Well, I just woke up an hour ago, and now I'm about to go shower. You?
Foamy
August 7th, 2012, 03:28 PM
U woke up at 3:30?
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 03:32 PM
Yes.. Yes I did. I went to bed at like 11am.
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 03:57 PM
I've only seen each one twice, still extremely funny when I watch them, haha.
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 04:04 PM
My old band director was obsessed with the holy grail, so anytime we went on a trip or had free time in class, he'd make us watch it. So I've seen it about 8 times.
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 04:06 PM
Haha, damn; I can understand why it may get a tad old than. xD At least he didn't ask you to fetch him a "pretty shrubbery" every time you went on a trip. :P
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 04:11 PM
Hahah yeahh, but i don't think I've heard one person say "And there was much rejoicing" so much in my life.
Another movie I've seen way too many time is Pulp Fiction.. But that movie never gets old lol
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 04:16 PM
Hahaha, awesome. Pulp Fiction is a prelliant fim, I didn't watch it until I was 15 and than I watched it like four times that week. xD Tis a brilliant film.
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 04:20 PM
The say what one more time scene, and dead nigger storage are possible 2 of the best scenes ever filmed. I've seen them soo many times, and I still laugh my ass off just thinking about it.
I'm hungry :(
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 04:22 PM
Aw, I wanna watch Pulp Fiction now. :D
If you can get to England I've got a pack of cookies and a couple of cheese strings you can have.
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 04:30 PM
Me too. How bout I come to England and you can share your yummy food, and I'll bring some movies :D
I would love to go though. I've always wanted to travel Europe. Mainly England and France.
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 04:35 PM
Haha, that would be cool. I have LoveFilm but they don't have a lot of the old awesome films on there.
Haha, I want to travel to anywhere but my town; after 17 years here I'm fully ready to leave this damn swine town.
Jimmy Page
August 7th, 2012, 04:41 PM
He's not the Messiah,he's a very naughty boy!
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 04:43 PM
Old films are the best. Especially 70's-90's horrors. Newer scary movies aren't even scary.
You sound just like me lol. I can not wait to get out of this little shit hole. Too many memories here. Next year can't come fast enough.
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 04:51 PM
He's not the Messiah,he's a very naughty boy!
That bit had me in stitches for at least three minutes. :lol:
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True that, old horror films are pretty damn scary.
My town sucks! Only good thing about it is the cultural diversity, and even that doesn't make up for the plain bore of the town now.
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 04:59 PM
My favorite part of LOB will always be Stan wanting to be a girl.
My town doesn't even have the cultural diversity. I live in an upper class white town. Which I've always found odd, as we're not even middle class, but more working class.
Jimmy Page
August 7th, 2012, 05:18 PM
He is the highest wanking officer in the rwoman army!(or something like that)
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 05:31 PM
Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 06:07 PM
Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!
Jimmy Page
August 7th, 2012, 06:08 PM
Twow him to the floor!
My friend Biggus Dickus has a wife you know,her name is incontinental buttocks (or something)
Follow the shoe!!!
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 06:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPi76KvQF1g
Awesome scene. :D
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 06:15 PM
"Now, fuck off!"
"How shall we fuck off, Oh lord?"
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 06:41 PM
xD
I'm going beddy byes. Nightey Night.
Win. :D
Foamy
August 7th, 2012, 08:57 PM
Lose.
Dake
August 7th, 2012, 09:02 PM
all 12287 posters lose i win :P
SosbanFach
August 7th, 2012, 09:08 PM
I am confused.
Foamy
August 7th, 2012, 09:20 PM
Yoü just lost.
LouBerry
August 7th, 2012, 09:24 PM
Hi Guys(:
Dake
August 7th, 2012, 09:27 PM
Ko nni chi wa :)
LouBerry
August 7th, 2012, 09:28 PM
..... Yes.
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 09:31 PM
Haha, welcome back Lou. :) I can't freaking sleep. :(
Dake
August 7th, 2012, 09:31 PM
orking the time in england is ?
LouBerry
August 7th, 2012, 09:31 PM
I'm sorry:(
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 09:33 PM
It's all good. I still have like six and a half hours till I gotta get up. :)
It's 3:33am mate.
LouBerry
August 7th, 2012, 09:33 PM
That sounds terrible.:(
Dake
August 7th, 2012, 09:34 PM
here in bulgaria is 5:40 hour later sun will rise ....
LouBerry
August 7th, 2012, 09:36 PM
I would hate that.
Dake
August 7th, 2012, 09:37 PM
what why?
LouBerry
August 7th, 2012, 09:37 PM
I love sleep.
Dake
August 7th, 2012, 09:38 PM
well everyone loves to sleep
LouBerry
August 7th, 2012, 09:39 PM
Yeah, But I like to sleep a looot.
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 09:39 PM
Cool, sometimes the sun rises at like 5:30am here. It's not so bad Lou, what time does the sun rise in Arkansas? :)
LouBerry
August 7th, 2012, 09:40 PM
I don't know, I don't wake up that early.(:
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 09:44 PM
Haha, that must be pretty awesome. I seem to be awake to see it rise more often than I'm not.
Dake
August 7th, 2012, 09:45 PM
to bad....
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 09:45 PM
True that.
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 11:15 PM
I just slept 4 hours and it was greeaaaat.
The sun rises around 6am in the summer here I think. I'm normally up at that point.
Silicate Wielder
August 7th, 2012, 11:22 PM
I always seem to wake up on my own at exactly 11:00 AM no matter how late I stay up. O_O its kinda weird if you ask me. I only take at the most 1 nap in a year. :P and I always fall asleep after midnight XD I guess I must have a long battery life, before I need to recharge, it is also exactly 12:30AM right now :P
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 11:25 PM
Haha, nice. I'm hoping I can get four hours sleep.
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 11:29 PM
What time do you plan on getting up? It's already 5:30 there haha.
And it's just your biological clock. During the school year, it doesn't matter if I go to sleep at 5am on weekends, I will still wake up 6.
Silicate Wielder
August 7th, 2012, 11:32 PM
It is now 12:32. :P I'm also using this thread as a replacement for the chat since my computer dosn't support chatrooms.
OrKing
August 7th, 2012, 11:33 PM
I need to get up at 10:00am, not sure whether that's realistic at the moment though, hehe.
Silicate Wielder
August 7th, 2012, 11:35 PM
its more realistic than waking up at exactly 11:00 AM everyday. :P
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 11:36 PM
It's 12:30ish here too. Obviously, cause we're both from Ohio, unfortunately. And I used to randomly wake up at, I think it was 3:27am almost every night, and go right back to sleep. Now that was weird lol
Haha, normally in that situation, I'd say screw it and just stay up. But I'm abnormally good at running on no sleep.
Silicate Wielder
August 7th, 2012, 11:40 PM
Oh wow, I didn't even notice that, guesss that is waht I get for not paying attention to that kind of stuff. btw I'm really hyper at the moment so I probably won't fall asleep untill around 5:00-5:30 AM
My best is about 29 hours no sleep before I passed out on the bed.
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 11:42 PM
I'm surprisingly in a fairly decent mood, and kinda hyper right now too. And yeah, I'll probably be up for at least 7 more hours, if I sleep at all tonight/today
Silicate Wielder
August 7th, 2012, 11:46 PM
My best is 29 hours no sleep before I passed out on my bed. :P
Whats your best without sleeping?
workingatperfect
August 7th, 2012, 11:54 PM
I've gone about 60-70 hours a number of times.
Jimmy Page
August 8th, 2012, 01:15 AM
I'm a Killer....Queeeen!
Gunpowder,gelatin!
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
ANYTIME!!!!!
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 03:39 AM
Bitches, man.
Winning.
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 04:55 AM
I did get up...
Winning.
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 04:57 AM
Haha that's great. I watched movies and then tried to sleep, but alas, I failed.
Copycat.
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 05:09 AM
I do that nearly every night, haha. Sucks, but at least those films were good, hehe.
Copycat. :P
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 05:15 AM
Yess, they were. I watched 2 different versions of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. :D
I am not. :mad:
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 05:21 AM
Haha, awesome. I watched a ton of Son's of Anarchy while I was supposed to be sleeping last night.
Okay, you are not, but the cookie monster is. :D
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 05:22 AM
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workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 05:27 AM
Oooh, I also watched the short film, Kitchen Sink. I suggest you youtube it. It'll make you wtf all over the place.
If the cookie monster is you, then yeah, he is. Otherwise, I beg to differ.
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Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 05:34 AM
All these new spammers are taking over this thread, dammit, am I becoming obsolete already? Where the hell is Jonathan or Bridgette or Ian to back me upon this?
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 06:13 AM
Yes you are :P
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 06:16 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Never. :P
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w43wcHg81qlcqfjo1_500.gif
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 06:19 AM
:eek: I plead the 5th....
aiodhjfo I got an hourglass at my dad's garage sale last week, and I'm a little too fascinated by it right now.
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 06:21 AM
As the sands of time fall, so do the merry eggs of the father of creation.
- Direct quote from my arse. :D
I should write a book.
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 06:26 AM
Beautiful. You should.
I'm out of incense. D: Nooooooooooo!!!!
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 06:28 AM
Incense? Are you a monk? Lol.
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workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 06:33 AM
No, I just love incense hahah. It smells good, and it drives my mom crazy. :D I have attempted to meditate before though. That was a couple years ago, though, and I hadn't slept in days.
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Foamy
August 8th, 2012, 06:37 AM
Hi. .
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 06:38 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RIM2MAMg-DQ/SuNrBWeQufI/AAAAAAAAAe4/WDTXqp3As9Q/s400/2228848524_39b03aeb8a_b.jpg
If you meditate enough, you should be able to do this.
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 06:43 AM
Ha, yeah right. I'm not even sure why I tried. It was like 6am and I was getting ready to go fishing and I walking into the dining room (which doesnt have a table, so I guess it's not really a dining room.) and I got this really euphoric feeling and I was like, omg, I'm gonna meditate! But I started to fall asleep, so I stopped.
Hey Foamy :)
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 06:49 AM
Was it because you had smoked copious amounts of weed? :P
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 06:53 AM
Unfortunately, no. But, I did convince myself once that I had obtained a higher level of understanding of the universe because of copious amounts of weed.
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 06:54 AM
Awesome. I once tried to eat my computer screen because of copious amounts of weed.
Dake
August 8th, 2012, 06:56 AM
f*** drugs ! healthy is best
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 06:57 AM
Good morning sir. Would you like some heroine? Perhaps some cocaine? Or maybe ecstacy is more your thing?
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 06:58 AM
For real? I don't think I've ever done anything quite that insane. I have had many embarrassing moments due to smoking, though. I smoked myself sober once...
D'awwww there's 2 squirrels playing in the tree outside my window. They're soo cuutee :3
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 07:01 AM
Careful, squirrels are crazy...
http://the-losthighway.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/crazy_squirrel.jpg
Dake
August 8th, 2012, 07:04 AM
Good morning sir. Would you like some heroine? Perhaps some cocaine? Or maybe ecstacy is more your thing?
uh yeah one package alfa and methamphetamine
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 07:04 AM
Thankfully there's a screen between us. And they're black squirrels, which makes them 21035808x cuter.
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 07:05 AM
Black squirrels?! It means that they're gangsta squirrels. Awesome.
uh yeah one package alfa and methamphetamine
Of course. :P
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 07:09 AM
Lmao, I guess. We have a lot of them around here. They're so adorable! They're tinier than normal squirrels.
And as long as you're offering out drugs, I'll take some ecstasy maybe. :P
Dake
August 8th, 2012, 07:12 AM
....sure one a glass of milk :D
Fractured Silhouette
August 8th, 2012, 07:12 AM
Well I'm off to bed.
You're packages should arrive within a couple of weeks, if it doesn't, take it up with my customer complaints service. :P
http://umbrahost.net/blog/images/space-octopus-04-c.jpg
He's a large galactic octopus.
Dake
August 8th, 2012, 07:14 AM
xi xi the octapus dealer :D
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 07:14 AM
Goodniiiight :) I should be going to bed too. I didn't even realize it was 8am already. Damn.
Dake
August 8th, 2012, 07:21 AM
goodnight sleep tight :)
Jhcx
August 8th, 2012, 08:19 AM
I keep returning..... Tis pointless cause one can only win for a few minutes before having it snatched away from them.
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 09:19 AM
Aw, you won for a decent while dude...
You're damn ugly grey American squirrels killed all of beautiful British red squirrels.
:mad:
...Win
Jimmy Page
August 8th, 2012, 10:55 AM
damn it I'm feeling horrible right now
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 10:58 AM
:( *Hug* Anything I can do bro? Short of being a dipstick I'm not too great at knowing how to cheer people up, but ya know, everything's worth having a butchers at.
Empty Spaces
August 8th, 2012, 11:04 AM
Goodniiiight :) I should be going to bed too. I didn't even realize it was 8am already. Damn.
8am? omg:D
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 11:07 AM
Haha, whenever I stay up that late/early, I always dumbly try to stay up as long as I can. xD
Jimmy Page
August 8th, 2012, 11:11 AM
Idk,I don't even know why I feel like this,aah!
Empty Spaces
August 8th, 2012, 11:12 AM
Yeah, well i don't usually stay up so late, only when i'm going out.. then i'm home at 5 or 6am x)
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 11:16 AM
Meh, I can usually find something to pin feeling like dog on. Always sucks though. I usually try a dozen coffees, happy music and working out if all else fails. Usually gets my mind off carp, of course it's a tad harder when it's 2:00a, - 8:00am which seems to be my "down zone" when I am down. Tis all good though, usually doesn't take a lot to make someone happy. :)
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Hehe, good times. Being up all night sucks sometimes.
xXCrazyBoyXx
August 8th, 2012, 11:18 AM
ha i win
Empty Spaces
August 8th, 2012, 11:32 AM
ha i win
You wish :D
Omg gotta go, my friend is going to kill me if i don't show up in 10 mins.
p.s. i'm the winner muggles
Incompris
August 8th, 2012, 11:46 AM
.......
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 11:46 AM
He does wish, he does.
Kill you? A tad drastic, init?
Nay, you is not, foul spell caster.
Incompris
August 8th, 2012, 11:50 AM
....
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 12:10 PM
I like trains.
Incompris
August 8th, 2012, 12:13 PM
.....
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 12:18 PM
...I agree.
Incompris
August 8th, 2012, 12:21 PM
.?...
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 12:24 PM
...Yes, yes she does. :)
Incompris
August 8th, 2012, 12:36 PM
.?..
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 12:40 PM
...Nah she doesn't do that anymore. Bobby... disagreed, and kinda changed her mind.
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 02:54 PM
nogtbibapwejfo
I'm always so hyper when I wake up. I had the scariest dream though. Well, it wasn't actually all that scary, but how I felt when I woke up was terrifying. D:
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 03:14 PM
Aye, to be sure, to be sure. Waking hyper is a gift from Jah. Waking up feeling weird is nearly always bad, hehe, especially if it's a hangover.
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 03:19 PM
I'm a morning person (Or shall I say afternoon). 10 minutes awake and I'm set.
Lol, I don't get hangovers :D Haven't had one for about 2 years. But I could barely breath when I woke up. Felt like someone was sitting on my chest.
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 03:21 PM
Haha, I usually wake up pretty quickly, it's sleeping that's my problem. xD
I rarely drink, but when I do, and I drink a lot I nearly always get a hangover; Jebus it sucks.
Damn, that sucks. My nan woke up with a cat laid on her face was, she hated/feared cats from then on, lol.
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 03:27 PM
I don't drink much anymore either. Seems like I always end up getting upset at some guy and making a fool of myself haha. I hold my liquor incredibly well though.
I love cats. An old friend of mine had a black cat who slept with me every time i was at his house and hated everyone else. No one could pet him but me. :D I woke up with him on my face multiple times.
Foamy
August 8th, 2012, 03:50 PM
Stories. Fun.
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 03:52 PM
Haha, good for you! I'm a light weight. :/
Cats creep me that, they stare too damn much and don't make any noise, lol.
Silicate Wielder
August 8th, 2012, 03:58 PM
I used to have a cat that I would wake up to on my chest either sleeping or looking at me. my sister liked to torcher him though so we had to get rid of him. :( I enjoy cats more than I do dogs.
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 04:00 PM
cats are so cute though! I love all animals though. I'm kind of racist with animals, though. Seems like all my favorites are white. Polar bears, white tigers, doves, snow leopards... Well, I guess there's also panthers and black cats. Idfk. My mind is starting to trail off. :P
Silicate Wielder
August 8th, 2012, 04:04 PM
I specificaly like Cats and parrots the most. :P
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 04:04 PM
Haha, white tigers look freaking awesome. :D Trailing off is what I do cookies.
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 04:08 PM
Parrots are pretty cool. i have a parakeet and he's pretty awesome. He's also white.
And yes, white tigers are possible the most beautiful animal ever.
I'm gonna take a quick shower. You should watch this while I'm gone. It's legit the weirdest thing I have ever seen. Ever, in my entire life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7AuiNZcxB4
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 04:24 PM
What. The. Fuck. Was. That? And why the hell did she just put it in the bin? You pull some weird shizz like that from you're water weizer and you don't just can the facker like a dirty burger... :O
That was one hairy dude... WTFF. That shizz was weird as hell.
Haha, watch the plugholes. :P
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 04:28 PM
I know right?! Freaky shit, dude. When she dresses him and sleeps in the bed with him?
Just more proof though that horror movies, even short films, have lost their touch.
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 04:31 PM
True talk, that bit creeped me the hell out. I hate films that don't explain things. Like how a 6ft something bloke died (presumably) turned into a pre-mature trog, ended up in piping an grew 6ft over night. xD
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 04:34 PM
My brother thinks it has something to do with abortion. At first we were thinking the woman had an abortion and it was coming back to haunt her or something. But then she was making out with it and we were like, welll, hopefully that isn't her "son."
The thing I hate about horrors is that the killer always dies and one of the good guys lives. I want to see a movie where everyone dies but the killer.
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 04:38 PM
Hmm, yeah; that seems like a decent concept until the whole weird thing... Well, weirder.
Have you seen I Still Know What You Did Last Summer?
Waterboy just got added to Lovefilm! Fucking A!
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 04:41 PM
I think I've seen them all. There's 3 right? I'm not sure which is which though. Don't remember much about them.
That's a great movie haha. Adam Sandler is a comedic genius.
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 04:47 PM
I don't think I've seen the third one if there is one, the first two are good though. :D
Haha, true that. It's so funny, his mom's hilarious. xD
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 04:55 PM
Yeah I think the third one is called I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
I haven't seen Jeepers Creepers in a long time. That's a good movie. The first time I saw it i was 7 and it made me cry hahaha.
Empty Spaces
August 8th, 2012, 04:55 PM
I'm alive. My friend didn't kill me.
I'm the winner.
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 05:11 PM
I need to go for a jog. But.. I'm too lazy. Oh well. I'll just go tomorrow (yeah right)
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 05:17 PM
Jeepers Creepers is awesome, I like number 2 best I think. Haha, no worries, I felt the same way about four hours ago about weights. Sucks, but, ya know.
workingatperfect
August 8th, 2012, 05:21 PM
I told myself the last week of school I was going to run every day this summer.
I've gone about 8 times...
It was awesome, once I was old enough to handle it. Have you seen the Butterfly Effect? I don't really know why but I've always loved that movie. I think it's partly cause it has Frankie from Boy Meets World in it haha
OrKing
August 8th, 2012, 05:26 PM
I'm supposed to workout every other day, a lot of the time I really can't be bothered though. My brother slaughters me when I weight rain with him if I miss a day, lol; it's good inspiration.
Yeah, I loved that film the first couple of times I watched it. Than my dad's girlfriend's daughter watched it for the first time and I ended up watching it like six times in one weekend, haha; haven't seen it since then. :D Is the second one any good? I haven't seen it.
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