Last post wins.

[StoppingTime]

... Going to Google translate Oo!

I don't think so.

[SosbanFach]

Non, merci. Je parle français seulment pour l'instant.

[Jupiter]

Steve just had the 1000th post, yo!

[SosbanFach]

Qui? Ah, je comprende! Steve!

[StoppingTime]

Then you'll have to change your sig.

[SosbanFach]

Moi? Pourquoi?

[Jupiter]

si, yo.

[SosbanFach]

Ah, zut! C'est espagnol, apparemment.

Mais je pense oui en espagnol est 'sí', non?

[StoppingTime]

France!
I speak french... Like a Boss.... :)

[Jupiter]

I'm so confused.

[SosbanFach]

Dw i'n siarad cymraeg yn awr!

[StoppingTime]

в Советской России, языка говорят тебе!

I couldn't help myself :)

[SosbanFach]

O.o

Dw i ddim yn deall...

[StoppingTime]

In the states, (where are you from?), it was always a stupid joke that people made, the language is written backwards, so kids would interpret it like that.

[Magenta]

Ben, tu parles français? :o

[SosbanFach]

Un petit peu seulement.

Ah, tu habite au Canada! Je ne peux pas te parler beaucoup en français.

[Angel Androgynous]

в Советской России, языка говорят тебе!

I couldn't help myself :)

I speak and write Russian, and that is grammatically incorrect.

В советском союзе, язык говорит на тебе; would be the correct way. Don't even bother with Google Translate and Russian.

[SosbanFach]

Il y a beaucoup des langues! Ici, on ne parle pas anglais! :P

[Jupiter]

i win.

[SosbanFach]

Ha, getting an iPod touch to say the words of Cŵm Rhondda :P

It sounds like some bizarre creature painfully dying!

[Zarakly]

Im winning now :D

[Magenta]

Pfffft, Canada. Je parle français seulement parce que ma famille parlent français. Ma grammaire est horrible.

[SosbanFach]

Ça c'est bien, car je parle français seulement parce-que je l'apprends au collège! Vraiment, je parle anglais seulement!

[Magenta]

Ah, l'école aussi pour moi. Nous apprenons français à neuf ans jusqu'à quinze ans. Ensuite c'est un choix.

[SosbanFach]

Oui, mais tes profs probablement ont parlé français. Tout mes professeurs ont été Irlandaise! :P

[Magenta]

Un professeur était albanais. Mais la majorité étaient un peu français.

[StoppingTime]

I give up *bangs head on keyboard* t6tytyy

[SosbanFach]

Un professeur était albanais. Mais la majorité étaient un peu français.

Un peu?

[Magenta]

Un peu?

Nous aimons à penser que nous pouvons parler décemment suffisant mais les canadiens ne sont pas français. xD Ou les canadiens anglais de toute façon...

Anyway, now I'm getting lazy. I've had my French practice for the day, lol.

[SosbanFach]

Nous aimons à penser que nous pouvons parler décemment suffisant mais les canadiens ne sont pas français. xD Ou les canadiens anglais de toute façon...

Vous aimez penser que vous pouvez parler décemment suffisant en quelle langue? Anglais ou français? Ou islandais (je sais vos secrets, je sais vous tout parler islandais vraiment!)

Oh, thank goodness, daylight! That's the feeling after the language switch :P

[Magenta]

Bahahahaha. We like to think we can speak French.

I'm wiiiiiiinning.

[SosbanFach]

With a funny accent, that is :P Canadian first language French speakers sound so different to the French! As in, even I can recognise a speaker from Normandy apart from a speaker from Québec!

[Magenta]

Bahahahahaha, Québec... Actually, if you're from where my family is from in Sudbury, we sound closer to someone from France than someone from Québec does.

[SosbanFach]

Whatever, the French can wait now, 0100 is too early for thought...

[Magenta]

Lol, noon to me is too early/late for thought.

(And I'm spamming the arcade so much tonight.)

[SosbanFach]

T'interweb crashed :O

[Genghis Khan]

Last post, I retire champion.

[SosbanFach]

Over my dead body! (And no, I'm not making a suggestion :P)

[TheAppleProsS]

I'm new I'm winning

[SilentKillah]

Hm. Pathetic children. :)

[SosbanFach]

Excuse me?

[Carlyle]

Comment ca-va? My french is terrible but.. I'm winning! :P

[SosbanFach]

Ça-va, merci!

[Carlyle]

Yay someone speaks it! I knew your spelling was familiar. Still not winning though

[Magenta]

Om nom nom babies.

[Carlyle]

Jo, babies aren't good for you! Middle aged men are more protein usually.

[Magenta]

Ew, that just sounds so wrong.
>_<

[SosbanFach]

Lol, this is an interesting conversation :P

[Carlyle]

I don't mean like that. Sorry my message wasn't clearer. Why do babies please your appetite?

[StoppingTime]

They taste like chicken <_>

[Magenta]

^ this.

And because... they do? That should be a sufficient answer.

DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC ABOUT THE CONSUMPTION OF UNDERSIZED* HUMANS.

*Or bite-sized... or snack-sized... whichever appeals more to you.

[StoppingTime]

^ this.

And because... they do? That should be a sufficient answer.

DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC ABOUT THE CONSUMPTION OF UNDERSIZED HUMANS.

uhh..... yea, I wouldnt.

[Magenta]

uhh..... yea, I wouldnt.

^_^

Teehee.

[Carlyle]

Mmm share your bite sized goodness then <3

[Magenta]

Mmm share your bite sized goodness then <3

*gigglesnort*

[Carlyle]

om nom nom. Mmmm, leathery. hardly..

[StoppingTime]

om nom nom. Mmmm, leathery. hardly..

You eat cow skin?

Yea, I got it...

[Magenta]

You eat cow skin?

Funny... that's not what I was thinking... WHY IS MY MIND ALWAYS IN THE GUTTER?

I used to be such an innocent child.

[Carlyle]

Lmao jo, most of us (or atleast I) Have lost our "innocence". and if I was chewing on THAT, why would I be on vt?

[SosbanFach]

This just gets weirder and weirder.

[Magenta]

You expected otherwise?

[SosbanFach]

No, I don't suppose I did, really.

[Magenta]

La di da di da...

[SosbanFach]

Doo doo be doo :P

[StoppingTime]

la la la la la

SHUT UP!!!

[SosbanFach]

How rude!

[StoppingTime]

nDwQJ64UpFQ


:yes: mhhm.

[SosbanFach]

Jar-jar Binks! :D

[Carlyle]

So I go away for an hour and this happens.. lovely!

[SosbanFach]

Sí, señor!

[StoppingTime]

You have a problem with Ja Ja??!?!?!??!

:ban: xD

[SosbanFach]

Meesa sleepy :P

[StoppingTime]

Meesa sorry!

Exqueeze me. Best. Quote. From. Any. Movie. Ever. :yes: :no:

[Carlyle]

Star Wars geeks.. :P Anyways, how are you all this fine evening?

[StoppingTime]

Spamming VT and studying at the same time...

Like a boss.

[Carlyle]

O' wise master, teach me your ways in the art of bossness...

Nahh, I'm fine without it. Why does everyone love to say "like a boss"? Can your boss multi task and do everything that well?

[StoppingTime]

I was actually using it sarcastically, lol. I really am not studying that much. If I were ever to change my avatar, it would be to this:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/02/Sarcasm.jpg :D

[SosbanFach]

Multi-tasking? Nah, I have a penis. It isn't possible.

[Carlyle]

Multi-tasking? Nah, I have a penis. It isn't possible.

lolwut? Hmm.. I like the new avatar idea. sounds like me too though :D

[StoppingTime]

Multi-tasking? Nah, I have a penis. It isn't possible.

http://img1-cdn.newser.com/square-image/85546-20110331201222/new-iphone-os-allows-multitasking.jpeg

I needs to get me some of this :D (For me, not a phone :P)

[SosbanFach]

Only females can multitask, I thought everyone knew that. :P

[Carlyle]

-le gasp- finally I can multi task AND help myself.. About darn time!

[SosbanFach]

Was?

[StoppingTime]

Only females can multitask, I thought everyone knew that. :P

Yea. If I was ever a girl for a day, I'd like to know how they do it, among other things... :inappropriate:

[Carlyle]

Was what?

[SosbanFach]

Das ist 'What?' in Deutsch.

[Carlyle]

ahh I see. Sorry, I only know english and french is my second language, and even then I just started taking it so.. Bonne Nui? Can't remember spelling.

[StoppingTime]

אני מדבר עברית, אני מרגישתי לבד...

I speak Hebrew, I feel alone...

[SosbanFach]

Bonne nuit, je pense. Mais Jo sait, parce-qu'elle est canadienne.

אני מדבר עברית, אני מרגישתי לבד...

Good grief, squiggles!

[Carlyle]

You aren't alone Steve, im actually impressed you can speak it.. so dead most people don't bother to learn it. Ben.. I literally just started. so huh?

[Magenta]

Only females can multitask, I thought everyone knew that. :P

Wait... how come I can't multitask then? Last time I checked, I'm female unless...

Fuck, I lost my dick.





Et 'bonne nuit', oui.

[StoppingTime]

You aren't alone Steve, im actually impressed you can speak it.. so dead most people don't bother to learn it. Ben.. I literally just started. so huh?

I've gone to Jewish Day School (Secular as well) for eleven years, so I have a little edge there :P.

[SosbanFach]

Wait... how come I can't multitask then? Last time I checked, I'm female unless...

Fuck, I lost my dick.

Leave! You're destroying the fundamental rules of life! :P

[Magenta]

Leave! You're destroying the fundamental rules of life! :P

... *runs away crying*

I FEEL OVERWHELMED BY ANGST, ESTROGEN AND PMS!
(Did that fix the universe?)

[SosbanFach]

I believe so, you can stay now :P

[StoppingTime]

Yea, the universe works again, I actually froze time so you could fix it.

[SosbanFach]

That's nice of you

[StoppingTime]

I'm cool like that :P

[SosbanFach]

Mais je vais gagner.

[Magenta]

I believe so, you can stay now :P

Oh goody.

Wait... I can only stay if I'm PMSing? ._.

[StoppingTime]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh did not need to hear that...

[SosbanFach]

Oh, just stay :P

[Magenta]

Oh, just stay :P

Okay, good. 'Cause you know... being overwhelmed by angst and estrogen tends to lead to mass murder.

Just saying.

[SosbanFach]

I can always hope that the Atlantic is enough separation...

[Carlyle]

It should be enough. Though, if it happens, I'm hiding in england. Ohio is so close to canada.. And in england, I know exactly what I'd do :D

[Magenta]

*grins maniacally*

Never underestimate the power of estrogen and angst.

[StoppingTime]

Yea, I'll be staying inside for a while

[Carlyle]

Stay inside? I need to barricade my room if she does start a massacre. My walls might not stop her..

[SosbanFach]

She's a woman, they can be dangerous creatures :P

I'm not at all sexist :P

[Carlyle]

Me either my fine fellow. But they can be dangerous.. Anyone can be really.

[SosbanFach]

In other words, don't get her angry. Or she may KILL YOU!

[Carlyle]

now.. wait.. What if, now just work with me here.. when she tries to kill us, we hide? Just hopefully no one gives our spots away. While I'm here, I think I like my new blue face.

[SosbanFach]

Oh, congratulations!

[Carlyle]

Thanks. I really don't get how people do that in almost 2 weeks.. took me about a month and a half to do.

[SosbanFach]

WHAT! A month and a half! Took me about four!

[trooneh]

I haven't gotten a blue face yet in four years. SPAMMERS.

[SosbanFach]

One can only conclude that you were inactive for much of that time. If I can get 500 in ten months, which by the standards of everyone else is pretty lame, the minimum for an active user should be 250 in 5.

[trooneh]

I've been "actively" posting for eleven months. xD I still call you spammers.

[SosbanFach]

I'll have you know, good sir, that my posts are often very insightful spam. Please educate yourself before posting.

[trooneh]

I resent being called a sir. My name is quite obviously Amanda. You should call me ma'am.

[SosbanFach]

Forgive me... Missy :P

Sorry, it's tricky to get used to all of these changing genders throughout the site. This place has become a black market for sex organs, it would appear.

[trooneh]

You are forgiven...

for now.

[SosbanFach]

So, who's tits did you get?

[trooneh]

I stole them from Jordan, formerly known as Z.

[SosbanFach]

What does he think of the penis that was once yours?

[Carlyle]

Lmfao.. and Ben, Really? I feel like I post so little compared to a lot of people anyways.

[trooneh]

He finds my former penis to be absolutely, positively amazing.

[SosbanFach]

Oh good. It is never good to displease Jordan.

[Carlyle]

What if we displease Jordan?..

[SosbanFach]

I'd rather not find out. Then I'd have him and Jo trying to kill me, one in Asia, the other in America. That would be frightening.

[Carlyle]

Ahh true.. Hey, I'm in America.. Too easy for them, I think I'm with you on this one.

[trooneh]

You think Jordan is bad? TRY DISPLEASING AMANDA!

[SosbanFach]

I was referring to the North American continent, but still...

[Carlyle]

No thanks Amanda.

[trooneh]

You're scared, boy? :D

[Carlyle]

I will admit, I am.

[trooneh]

YOU SHOULD BE.

Also, am I the only one that finds a bit of humor in the fact this thread was started by ManlyWoman?

[Carlyle]

It was? I find it quite humorous now that you mention it.

[SosbanFach]

Oh, the irony :P

[Carlyle]

What is this irony of which you speak? :P

[StoppingTime]

She's a woman, they can be dangerous creatures :P

I'm not at all sexist :P

They are dangerous creatures. :P

Me either my fine fellow. But they can be dangerous.. Anyone can be really.

Yea, but especially them, and especially when they transfer their sex organs among one another.

In other words, don't get her angry. Or she may KILL YOU!

She'll hunt us down.

now.. wait.. What if, now just work with me here.. when she tries to kill us, we hide? Just hopefully no one gives our spots away. While I'm here, I think I like my new blue face.

Congratulations on the creepy alien face!

Thanks. I really don't get how people do that in almost 2 weeks.. took me about a month and a half to do.

*Enter Spamman* (me :P)

One can only conclude that you were inactive for much of that time. If I can get 500 in ten months, which by the standards of everyone else is pretty lame, the minimum for an active user should be 250 in 5.

:whoops::whoops:

I've been "actively" posting for eleven months. xD I still call you spammers.

Yea, we are. Except I actually do help on these forums to. *Generic Gasp*

Forgive me... Missy :P

Sorry, it's tricky to get used to all of these changing genders throughout the site. This place has become a black market for sex organs, it would appear.

I am in control of it...

[trooneh]

I don't help people, Steve? I'm offended. :(

[StoppingTime]

Who are you talking to? There's a Steve here? We must find him.

All you guys do, I was just mentioning that I'm not like THomas and spend all day here.

[SosbanFach]

Not another gender change, this swapping of sex organs is getting old now.

[StoppingTime]

Not another gender change, this swapping of sex organs is getting old now.

I really am begging you guys to stop.

[SosbanFach]

Sorry, what?

[StoppingTime]

If you guys are saying that you've noticed some weird stuff here on VT, then you need to truthfully tell me. I don't have time for trolling. There may be a problem in the time space continuum with I will need to check out.

[SosbanFach]

Either I have some serious mental defect of which I am unaware, or every single member of this godforsaken site has gone insane. I'm guessing the latter.

[StoppingTime]

Stop trolling! This is a serious problem. Either it may be you, of time. If the first, then see a physician as soon as possible! It could be irreversible if not taken care of soon!

[SosbanFach]

Final proof that the world is utterly dotty!

[Carlyle]

Ben, your always here. And why are so many people changing names/genders?

[StoppingTime]

Like that person you quoted in your sig, doesn't even exist!

Ninja'd: At Cyam something :P

[SosbanFach]

I never leave :P

Oh, I'm Cyam now, am I. I've been Circum and Cumry, but never Cyam.

[StoppingTime]

Cumry? Do I want to know?

And how do you pronounce your username?

[SosbanFach]

Cumry? Do I want to know?

And how do you pronounce your username?

Funny thing is, that's more or less how you pronounce Cymru :P A is just like the English word a, Lloegr is tricky, am is like English and byth is bith.

[StoppingTime]

Cumry Loger birth?

[SosbanFach]

The letter Ll is a voiceless alveolar lateral fricative (ɬ).

[StoppingTime]

Oo. Cumry-Oger-Birth?

[SosbanFach]

Anyhow, if you think that's difficult, try Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch! :P That's pronounced [ˌɬanvairˌpuɬɡwɨ̞nˌɡɨ̞ɬɡoˌɡɛrəˌ&chi;wərnˌdrobuɬˌɬantɨ̞ˌsiljoˌɡoɡoˈɡoː&chi;] according to Wikipedia.

[StoppingTime]

I'll work on reading that. While doing 15 other things. Cuz I'm genderless. :yes:

[SosbanFach]

So much genderfuckery!

[StoppingTime]

You should join in on the fun.

[SosbanFach]

I'll pass, thanks.

[StoppingTime]

It's easy. Really.

[SosbanFach]

No, I don't doubt that. I'm simply saying that I wish to retain my sanity.

[StoppingTime]

Don't make fun of us multi/nongenders.


Haters gonna hate. (Too lazy to find a cat picture about this)

[SosbanFach]

FiND THE CAT PICTURE! THERE MUST BE A CAT PICTURE!

[StoppingTime]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RYkHyh_WL3U/TT9hRc0j3WI/AAAAAAAAA3U/_0TnKCkv8Rs/s1600/hgh.jpg

Your sexy...

[SosbanFach]

That's not a cat...

[StoppingTime]

I thought you'd like it better :)...

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/thumb_Haters_Gonna_Hate.jpg

If you insist.

[SosbanFach]

Yayz! A cat!

[Magenta]

So I looked at my signature really quickly in passing and I thought it blinked for a moment...

[StoppingTime]

O.o Well that's cool....


I F***ing Win. Request Lock :)

[Magenta]

I F***ing Win. Request Lock :)

Haha, very funny.

[StoppingTime]

I know I am the funniest guy. You really don't need to tell me that. :P :P

[Magenta]

Oh and you're modest as well?

:P

[StoppingTime]

Yes. If I wasn't I would have said I am definitely the best.
*facepalm*.

[Magenta]

Yes. If I wasn't I would have said I am definitely the best.
*facepalm*.

*gigglesnort*

[Carlyle]

Modest indeed.. and if you request a lock, if the mod posts before lock and THEN locks.. The mod wins right? so you just lost.

[StoppingTime]

Stop ruining it for me damn it! I will always win.

[SosbanFach]

Modest indeed.. and if you request a lock, if the mod posts before lock and THEN locks.. The mod wins right? so you just lost.

I'd thought that too :P

This is the best time really, it's about half 6 in most of the US!

[Amaryllis]

Everyone knows who's gonna win. And yo, Ben, change ur sig to my name, brotha.

[Tobias]

u guys are losers !

[StoppingTime]

u guys are losers !

Don't make fun of those who have no lives. GO Away!

[Tobias]

i shall not leave !

[SosbanFach]

Everyone knows who's gonna win. And yo, Ben, change ur sig to my name, brotha.

I will, when I can be bothered. Which isn't now.

[Carlyle]

I think I just might win... :P

[SosbanFach]

I doubt it :D

[Carlyle]

Rats. Maybe if I bury this thread with other ones, I can.

[SosbanFach]

Keep trying, mate

[Carlyle]

I will. to no avail though.

[StoppingTime]

HAHAHAHA

you lose...

[SosbanFach]

My language varies enormously throughout this thread :P

[StoppingTime]

Shut up comry ogger birth

[SosbanFach]

Sosban fach yn berwi ar y tân,
Sosban fawr yn berwi ar y llawr (:confused:) berwi ar y llawr? Huh?

[StoppingTime]

Small saucepan is boiling on the fire? I can only guess what this is...

[SosbanFach]

Yeah, but go figure sut y sosban fawr yn berwi ar y llawr! Dw I ddim yn deall ei!

[StoppingTime]

I give up....

[SosbanFach]

Me too

[Carlyle]

You two can't win you know.. :P