Your favorite band is gay.

[Amnesiac]

And you should feel bad about it. (http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands)

How does this make you feel, VT?

There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.

[Peace God]

"Eminmen" :P

[Rutherford The Brave]

Why would I care if some people think the grateful dead and phish are gay. They shred harder tham anyone else, I could careless if they were gay or not.

[Amnesiac]

I'm tempted to email them. Seems like a glorious trolling opportunity.

[deadpie]

MFW Merzbau.

Damn Mothers Againt Noise Alliance Team (http://www.last.fm/group/Mothers+Against+Noise) can't even spell Merzbow right!

Well, there's no Swans and Porcupine Tree, so I guess my music taste is pretty straight.

How is DJ Rainbow Ejaculation not on this list? Gaycore ftw!

j17-uGOXGEU

[BOBBY HILL]

My favorite band isn't on the list.

Probably because it's too obscure and they've never heard of it before.

[embers]

Cannibal Corpse aren't gay, they're just ridiculously amusing. It's like naming your band 'Vicious T-Rex'.

FLEET FOXES ARE AWESOME, SO SHHH

[Chris95]

I laughed quite a bit when I saw

-Elton John (really gay)

[andysmith]

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My Favourite Band

3 Inches of Blood
AC/DC
Accept
Aerosmith
Black Label Society

[Sugaree]

http://www.gamereplays.org/community/uploads/post-111513-1291462121.jpg

Oh the lulz. Day = made.

[Contra]

This is ridiculous at so many levels.

[Syvelocin]

Why Justin Bieber would be in the same list as Radiohead, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Morrissey, is beyond me anyway.

[Amnesiac]

Why Justin Bieber would be in the same list as Radiohead, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Morrissey, is beyond me anyway.

I don't see why Bowie being on the list surprises you. I mean, admit it, during the 70s Bowie's sexuality was pretty questionable; he even came out as bisexual for a while (before taking it back).

[Sugaree]

I don't see why Bowie being on the list surprises you. I mean, admit it, during the 70s Bowie's sexuality was pretty questionable; he even came out as bisexual for a while (before taking it back).

Face it, Bowie got famous for sucking Mick Jagger's dick.

[Kaya]

Wow. you know what, I'm proud to be a Christian...but why are religions so hypocritical?
If God loves all, then why does their sexual orientation matter?

[Amnesiac]

Face it, Bowie got famous for sucking Mick Jagger's dick.

And all this time I thought it was his extravagant image and ability to adapt to any musical genre. Pssht.

Wow. you know what, I'm proud to be a Christian...but why are religions so hypocritical?
If God loves all, then why does their sexual orientation matter?

NOTE: I THINK THEY'RE TROLLING.

I think I could be wrong, though.

[Syvelocin]

I don't see why Bowie being on the list surprises you. I mean, admit it, during the 70s Bowie's sexuality was pretty questionable; he even came out as bisexual for a while (before taking it back).

Bowie least surprised me, I get that. My only question is exactly what I said in my post, Justin Bieber and David Bowie don't belong on the same list.

[Chris95]

Wow. you know what, I'm proud to be a Christian...but why are religions so hypocritical?
If God loves all, then why does their sexual orientation matter?

Don't worry. I'm proud to be a Christian as well and I think *some* other Christians are some of the stupidest people (the website linked in the first post is a prime example) on the planet. I hate it how some people judge Christians on the radical ones that think you'll go to Hell because of the music you listen to, or if you're gay or something. We're not all freaks. >.>

[Syvelocin]

Don't worry. I'm proud to be a Christian as well and I think *some* other Christians are some of the stupidest people (the website linked in the first post is a prime example) on the planet. I hate it how some people judge Christians on the radical ones that think you'll go to Hell because of the music you listen to, or if you're gay or something. We're not all freaks. >.>

That's not the prime reason people judge Christians though. A lot of people judging Christians, are judging them based on common traits pretty much all of them possess.

[Bluebird12]

What the hell is wrong with people these days? So WHAT if someone's gay? It has nothing to do with anyone else. Even if they did go to hell (which the wouldn't for that kind of thing), what does that have to do with you? It's not like your helping them by telling them that "God" hates them. But to go as far to saying that listening to certain music can make you gay is just too far.
:blowup:

[Sugaree]

Wow. you know what, I'm proud to be a Christian...but why are religions so hypocritical?
If God loves all, then why does their sexual orientation matter?

Don't worry. I'm proud to be a Christian as well and I think *some* other Christians are some of the stupidest people (the website linked in the first post is a prime example) on the planet. I hate it how some people judge Christians on the radical ones that think you'll go to Hell because of the music you listen to, or if you're gay or something. We're not all freaks. >.>

What the hell is wrong with people these days? So WHAT if someone's gay? It has nothing to do with anyone else. Even if they did go to hell (which the wouldn't for that kind of thing), what does that have to do with you? It's not like your helping them by telling them that "God" hates them. But to go as far to saying that listening to certain music can make you gay is just too far.
:blowup:

I love it when trolls are successful.

[deadpie]

I can understand why he thinks The Doors is gay. I mean, what do you think Jim Morrison meant when he said , "I'm a 'backdoor' man"?

[Apparitions]

I love it when trolls are successful.
+1. Did anybody REALLY take it seriously :D ?

[Triceratops]

Whilst reading what was on that site, the first thing that came to mind was "this guy is pretty funny". At least a minority here have actually picked up on the fact that they're not being serious.

[Magus]

WTF! Ravi Shankar? I will fucking fuck youuuuuuuu!

Depeche Mode and Merzbow are the only other two bands I have in my list. So... three or more of these?

Tell me if I am wrong, Merzbow is a noise group and only make noise... and not music that sends in subliminal gay messages.

The same can be said for Ravi Shankar. He never sings! He is a sitarist, an Instrumentalist!

Depeche Mode? When I rush, I rush for you. ;) :P

well, that makes three. Now I am homosexual. Your god hate fags? Well, that's his problems, not ours.

Oh, a parody site... really? I don't know. But that's a hilarious site, though!

Elton John(really gay)

I can understand why he thinks The Doors is gay. I mean, what do you think Jim Morrison meant when he said , "I'm a 'backdoor' man"?
He takes it in the back?

[Sugaree]

+1. Did anybody REALLY take it seriously :D ?

Yes, they did. I love it when people think the internet is serious business.

[Amnesiac]

The only reason Metallica is on the list is because of Lars.

Also, I actually didn't expect this to turn into a religious trolling thread. I guess I expected too much of VT.

[deadpie]

The only reason Metallica is on the list is because of Lars.

Or because they're gay. What do you think they were talking about in that song, "2 X 4"? Dick size. Durrr.

[Amnesiac]

Or because they're gay. What do you think they were talking about in that song, "2 X 4"? Dick size. Durrr.

Okay, and their post-Black Album years.

But still, Lars would turn any band gay.

[deadpie]

Okay, and their post-Black Album years.

But still, Lars would turn any band gay.

Stop being so butthurt about the stupid fucking website. OH NO SOMEONE CALLS MY MUSIC TASTE GAY. Get over it big fucking deal. The site was probably made by trolls anyways.

[Amnesiac]

Stop being so butthurt about the stupid fucking website. OH NO SOMEONE CALLS MY MUSIC TASTE GAY. Get over it big fucking deal. The site was probably made by trolls anyways.

Why so mad?

I'm not butthurt. I don't see how you drew such a conclusion from my post. Seriously, what the fuck.

I think you missed how I was calling Lars out on being an asshole, because he is. He's not a good drummer either.

If I was really mad about this page, which I'm not, I'd put some big rant in the OP.

[Wonder.]

Oh no! I like five of those bands! I might turn out gay...

Too late.


(I love how The Dresden Dolls is in the "safe music." That's just hilarious.)

[Rutherford The Brave]

http://www.burlingtonfreepress.com/blog/brent/uploaded_images/Page-McConnell---Press-Photo-9-799092.jpg

your going to tell me, that this man isnt hot.

[deadpie]

If I was really mad about this page, which I'm not, I'd put some big rant in the OP.

Hmmm.....

I'm tempted to email them. Seems like a glorious trolling opportunity.

Trying to troll trolls? That won't work.


I like how you adore Metallica so much but can talk so much garbage about the band.

[Amnesiac]

Trying to troll trolls? That won't work.

Just that slim chance that it is real.

I like how you adore Metallica so much but can talk so much garbage about the band.

>adore Metallica

Ha, no. I am a fan of Metallica's early work, but I don't adore them. I can't stand listening to Load, Reload or St. Anger for even half a song, and if I do listen to Metallica it's in short bursts of songs.

Refer to my Last.fm for the bands I 'adore'.

[deadpie]

Just that slim chance that it is real.

It isn't. Already been proven on /mu/ a damn long time ago.

>adore Metallica

Ha, no. I am a fan of Metallica's early work, but I don't adore them. I can't stand listening to Load, Reload or St. Anger for even half a song, and if I do listen to Metallica it's in short bursts of songs.

Refer to my Last.fm for the bands I 'adore'.

My attempt to give a shit is floating in the toilet.

[Amnesiac]

It isn't. Already been proven on /mu/ a damn long time ago.

Okay, I didn't know that. Seemed pretty obvious anyway.

My attempt to give a shit is floating in the toilet.

You brought it up in the first place. Y'KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO JUST IGNORE YOUR REPLY.

[lightkun]

Don't worry. I'm proud to be a Christian as well and I think *some* other Christians are some of the stupidest people (the website linked in the first post is a prime example) on the planet. I hate it how some people judge Christians on the radical ones that think you'll go to Hell because of the music you listen to, or if you're gay or something. We're not all freaks. >.>

I know exactly what you mean! Ahh this really pisses me off. Some people would view it as some sort of evil brainwashing cult just from seeing the people who go overboard. I remember when people in my church where like "Harry potter is an evil book that can send your child on a path to HELL!" >_> I didn't attend long. You ever see the gay hate group that calls themselves a church? They go to soldiers funerals and flash signs that say things like "god hates gays" and "thank god for dead soldiers"

[Hatsune Miku]

My favorite bands aren't on that list.

I win.

[Magus]

My favorite bands aren't on that list.

I win.

What's your favouite band?

[Hatsune Miku]

What's your favouite band?

If I told you, you would email the owner and he would add it to his list.

Nice try.