Humping a Melon

[chrism52]

Hi there, this is a bit weird :whoops:, but I wonder what humping a melon is like. (you know cutting a hole in and screwing it)
Is it sick :eek: or wrong thinking about it and is it save? By the way I'm uncut does that affect anything? :what:

Does anyone here do it? How does it feel?

I'm sorry if this question is inappropriate.

[CryWolf]

I never tried a melon before. But when I was 12 i stupidly tried an orange. One big, burning, stupid mistake! Its not weird, if it works for ya. Im cut so i dont know if it makes a difference. Worth finding out though. Happy humping

[Lights]

I wouldn't say it was the most advisable thing to do. Remember that you penis' head is very sensitive, and most fruits are very acidic. Thus, your basically burning your penis which I assure you won't be very comfortable or enjoyable.

Just stick with conventional pleasuring I think... ;)

[Magus]

It burns the fuck out of you, because the cut-out pieces aren't soft and they will be very rugged, burning you when you fuck the fruit. Oh, and the opening is the worst place. Giving me serious troubles, you see.

[Fact]

This thread is not at all appropriate or related to puberty.

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