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Azunite
February 14th, 2011, 11:40 AM
when you crouch and try to steal stupid stuff from shelves, completely forgetting you are in real world.
Continuum
February 17th, 2011, 09:26 AM
Stop. No. GOD, I SWEAR I WAS JUST BORROWING THINGS.
Tristin.
February 17th, 2011, 10:13 AM
when your in your history lesson learning about the black hand and remember that time you assasinated Adamus Philida. Glory to the dread father!!!
Tristin.
February 17th, 2011, 10:14 AM
when you start seeing giant portals leading to the plains of oblivion...
Magus
February 17th, 2011, 10:31 AM
When you add skill points to your skill list when you do silly things related to that skill.
Tristin.
February 17th, 2011, 10:36 AM
when your wandering through your local wasteland, keeping an eye out for any ghouls or raiders that could be hiding around the corner...
Continuum
February 17th, 2011, 11:07 AM
when your in your history lesson learning about the black hand and remember that time you assasinated Adamus Philida. Glory to the dread father!!!

By Sithis, I haven't got all day.
Azunite
February 17th, 2011, 12:05 PM
Shame, I expected someone to say " I am playing too much Oblivion when I try to act like Sheogorath "
I thought you people wanted to be like me. I thought you guys acted like me...
Shame, no more rat flambé for you guys as dessert
Continuum
February 18th, 2011, 03:04 AM
Shame, I expected someone to say " I am playing too much Oblivion when I try to act like Sheogorath "
I thought you people wanted to be like me. I thought you guys acted like me...
Shame, no more rat flambé for you guys as dessert

Fine. I'm going to cut the Skooma supply for everyone then.
Tristin.
February 18th, 2011, 01:57 PM
Fine. I'm going to cut the Skooma supply for everyone then.

Ill just go all martin septim on your ass if you do that!
Four_Winds
February 18th, 2011, 02:04 PM
When you go swimming and hope the Argonian kids stay on their side of the pool. :s
Tristin.
February 18th, 2011, 02:07 PM
When your taking a stroll through the mountains, and BAM your mauled by an ogre...
Azunite
February 18th, 2011, 02:23 PM
When your taking a stroll through the mountains, and BAM your mauled by an ogre...

When you start telling lies, ogres arent real in life.
scuba steve
February 18th, 2011, 03:20 PM
[Oblivion]
When you spend hours finding a good hilly spot overviewing your local metropolitan area and just stare at the city going "damn those are good graphics".

[Fallout]
When your mum screams "There's a Cockroach in the bathroom!" you'll do well to ignore her, she's probably dead already.
Tristin.
February 18th, 2011, 03:45 PM
when you have memorised the layout of all the cities in cyrodil
Azunite
February 18th, 2011, 04:15 PM
When you act like in the games, sharp moves, strange walking, holding items like a weapon, sprinting like you shit in your pants...
scuba steve
February 18th, 2011, 04:25 PM
When you become a mute and can respond only by passing notes to whomever your talking to.
Azunite
February 18th, 2011, 04:39 PM
When you become a mute and can respond only by passing notes to whomever your talking to.

You have a bottlecap collection, you take any bobby pins you find
Tristin.
February 18th, 2011, 05:23 PM
when you say "by the nine divines" instead of "dear god"
scuba steve
February 18th, 2011, 05:38 PM
when you say "by the nine divines" instead of "dear god"

"By the Nine, ASSAULT!!!
Tristin.
February 18th, 2011, 08:09 PM
when you refuse to go to church incase you get masacared by aedra