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aussie_kid
January 28th, 2011, 05:05 AM
Hey, have any of you guys had "the talk" with your dad or someone else, and that they said they wanked?

just curious

Quietboy
January 28th, 2011, 05:08 AM
Nope..

Infidelitas
January 28th, 2011, 06:11 AM
My mum told me all about it! Except the wanking part, because shes a girl :P

brandon.t
January 28th, 2011, 10:15 AM
Nope....

Fourth Dimension
January 28th, 2011, 11:25 AM
never

Dark_Hellfire
January 28th, 2011, 11:31 AM
Never and I cannot express how thankful I am that I havn't. It would just be awquard

nick
January 28th, 2011, 11:58 AM
No, its not a subject that ever gets mentioned.

Vonn
January 28th, 2011, 12:02 PM
Just the pregnancy/mommy-where-do-babies-come-from talk. That's all.

Lights
January 28th, 2011, 01:08 PM
That would be such an awkward conversation. I would NEVER talk about that sort of thing with either parent, or any family member for that matter.

Skeptical Bear
January 28th, 2011, 01:32 PM
IT wasn't really a talk but my uncle would sometimes tell "when you get older, you're gonna fuck the hottest girls" something around those lines. Wasn't really embarrassing because I'm used to it. I usually just laugh.

samshan
January 28th, 2011, 03:00 PM
no i didn't.

smitty35
January 28th, 2011, 05:17 PM
never

josh6387
January 28th, 2011, 07:27 PM
no, my dad gave me a book. lol. full of illustrations, haha

car_krazed94
January 30th, 2011, 06:25 AM
nope and if we did have that talk it woulda been uncomfortable.

Tightjeans
January 30th, 2011, 06:45 AM
Yep. Dad and I have had a few "talks" . I look forward to more of them.

Sean the Griffin
January 30th, 2011, 12:15 PM
No but he gave me a sex ed book when i turned 11 and masturbation was a topic in there. He told me to ask him if I had any questions but I think he was hoping I wouldnt!

Deathwingo0o
January 30th, 2011, 12:55 PM
Yeah he told me to cut it down to once per year.

greekboy
January 30th, 2011, 01:01 PM
Not a chance. I'm not sure who would have been the most embarrased, but it would have been pretty ugly.

rpc12
February 2nd, 2011, 01:26 PM
i was never told how sex works. i had to figure everything out on my own.

Sebastian Michaelis
February 2nd, 2011, 03:51 PM
nope but if i have a son im gonna talk to him and show him what masturbation is

Rodeo
February 2nd, 2011, 06:23 PM
No I never have

ryp998
February 2nd, 2011, 06:28 PM
nope thank god haha

Apollo.
February 2nd, 2011, 07:00 PM
No thank god:)

Wisconsin
February 2nd, 2011, 11:48 PM
Yeah he told me to cut it down to once per year.

IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! lol no my dad and i have NOT had ANY talks...and im kinda sad about it....i mean we didnt talk about ANYTHING. but masturbation isnt a topic i would have wanted...and i wont talk to my mom about anything either

hollisterboi95
February 3rd, 2011, 04:19 AM
Just birds and the bees nothing else though :)

sdude
February 3rd, 2011, 05:37 AM
Not really, he tried to bring it up a couple of times, but both of us kind of said "this is too weird"...he knows I look at the internet stuff, so learned from that & school. My uncle told me he caught him j/o once...but I didn't want to hear that either...I know everyone jerks, so just don't need the wierdness with my folks. Read enough on here and lookin at porn..lol...

Deathwingo0o
February 3rd, 2011, 09:44 AM
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! lol no my dad and i have NOT had ANY talks...and im kinda sad about it....i mean we didnt talk about ANYTHING. but masturbation isnt a topic i would have wanted...and i wont talk to my mom about anything either

Lol. There's always VT :)
He did told me. He said it would cut down lifespan or sth like that but I mean if I don't do it, I get hyperactive and angry easily :(

oreolover
February 5th, 2011, 05:18 PM
yup my dad and friends lol

jgibbsd
February 5th, 2011, 09:57 PM
No. Never had the talk and I am so thankful!

canyon
February 5th, 2011, 11:33 PM
Hey, have any of you guys had "the talk" with your dad or someone else, and that they said they wanked?

just curious

No, I never had that talk with either of my parents. I think it would be kinda awkward because my parents most likely know that I jack off, so them asking me about it when they know I do would just be weird..

dahardy9
February 14th, 2011, 02:31 AM
....................

BasketballChamp
February 14th, 2011, 10:20 AM
ya my dad talked a bit about it i mostly just pretended to listen it was akward

CryWolf
February 14th, 2011, 12:56 PM
No my dad was gone before it hit puberty. I wouldn't want to talk to mom about it. I gotta say though the jerking part came natural :)

jerry102
February 14th, 2011, 05:17 PM
yea i had "the talk" with my dad and nah he didn't mention anything about him wanking

kMan137
March 22nd, 2011, 06:25 PM
Nope :D THANK GOD

Fish813
March 22nd, 2011, 06:29 PM
No... Learned at school, lockerrooms, such like that.

Evan-9
April 2nd, 2011, 01:00 PM
Nope. Haha

thingmebob
April 2nd, 2011, 01:01 PM
nope..

SylvioUltima
April 2nd, 2011, 01:51 PM
I was a my little sisters SOFTBALL game, and my dad mentioned he J/O. And I was like: Seriously..? NOW!? xD So yea. My dad doesnt hide ANYTHING.

Emiil
April 2nd, 2011, 02:01 PM
nope but if i have a son im gonna talk to him and show him what masturbation is

Show?..
Nope I never talked about masturbation with my dad and I am veeery thankful for that

Rayquaza
April 2nd, 2011, 03:20 PM
I haven't, but when i grow up im telling my kids about that.

MassiveAttack
April 2nd, 2011, 05:41 PM
no, thank god though. that would be so awkward..

Aussie16
April 5th, 2011, 06:16 AM
My dad sat my brother and me down when we turned 13 and told us about it and other puberty related stuff since we were officially 'teenagers'. What he didnt know was that my brother looked up what it was about 6 months before and told me about it and our first time was together which was an incredibly weird time now that I look back at it because he finished first and his reaction was hilarious and he said I had to do it and he tried to do it again to get 'that feeling' but couldnt until the next day :P
xxxx

RElk
April 5th, 2011, 12:24 PM
Nope. But I had to explain it to my little cousin when he asked. Definately threw a curve ball at me lol.

RElk
April 5th, 2011, 03:24 PM
He said IF.

somethingrandom
April 5th, 2011, 04:08 PM
Haha i got the talk when i was 12, having dinner at a chinese buffet, and i didn't learn anything besides never saying yes if HE'S the one who wants to go for dinner. It wasn't in english thankfully, but anybody who was listening could make some words out.....

hollisterboi95
April 5th, 2011, 08:28 PM
just my cousin and friends thats all

adkt
April 5th, 2011, 09:41 PM
nope

Marky
April 5th, 2011, 10:16 PM
me and my cousins are very open about that sort of stuff between each other

tpzy94
April 5th, 2011, 11:17 PM
not really a talk but my dad does joke around with that lol

kyler
April 6th, 2011, 08:47 PM
I never really got a talk, just kind of a its normal and a book on puberty

Virtual Guy
April 6th, 2011, 09:17 PM
I think this would be a very weird conversation... No

salty
April 7th, 2011, 12:37 PM
My parents avoid any type of "talk"

MusicManic
April 7th, 2011, 08:25 PM
I think it would be way to freaking awkward! My dad knows nothing about me wanking. So he has no reason to.

blaine97
April 10th, 2011, 05:22 PM
Never:)

Jrad
May 10th, 2011, 08:25 AM
thankfully no. but I know people who have and it ruined it for them too awkward :P

carlitosway
May 10th, 2011, 09:06 AM
Hey, have any of you guys had "the talk" with your dad or someone else, and that they said they wanked?

just curious
Actually, a couple of years ago...me and an older cousin got on the topic of wanking and stuff...he admitted that he did it too...i think he was just trying to make NOT feel guilty about it or w/e

NomSan
May 10th, 2011, 09:11 AM
Never had

SomeGuyFromHere
May 10th, 2011, 10:27 AM
Nope! Never even been mentioned...

puberty-curious
May 10th, 2011, 05:14 PM
yeah me and my dad are very open.
we talk about jerking off all the time. lol.
he taught me what it is ( not showing me of course ) but told me what it is.

evvannnn
May 10th, 2011, 07:56 PM
nope.

tpzy94
May 10th, 2011, 07:58 PM
nah they joke about it

austin callahan
May 10th, 2011, 07:58 PM
lol...i remember that talk...my mom said the word penis about 5 minutes in an i just got up and walked away lmao

cookie.-.monster
May 10th, 2011, 08:02 PM
no, my dad gave me a book. lol. full of illustrations, haha

Hahaha funny! Nop I never got the talk about anything like that! I just talk with one of my friend that I concider my brother and we talk about it and it was an interesting talk P.s I want that book lol

BobFM
May 10th, 2011, 08:42 PM
Masturbation isn't a talk I've had, I'm pretty sure my parents know I do though, or at least my dad. A little while after my 11th birthday, I discovered j/o and sometimes, I spend a few minutes longer on that toilet. ;)

nick carter
May 10th, 2011, 09:14 PM
nope,never.

Teen Vinny
May 11th, 2011, 01:25 AM
Yeah he told me to cut it down to once per year.

thats ridiculous. all guys wank. its healthy. refraining could mess up ur hormones

I have never had the talk, but my dad jokes about it. once he pulled a prank and told me that it makes u go blind.

Imaussie
August 14th, 2011, 10:01 AM
Yea my dad did but I just said yep yep yep and turned on my iPod and walked away really didn't it at all!

steve14
August 14th, 2011, 11:22 AM
nopeeee

terbear
August 14th, 2011, 11:32 AM
My mom just told me what a penis is. That's is haha.

vginy124
August 14th, 2011, 11:56 AM
I never had the talk.. But I think if I have a boy, I am going to... It will be awkward but hey, might as well get it out there haha

BoredGuy26
August 14th, 2011, 12:50 PM
No my Dad has never given me a talk about wanking. It's never mentioned but he must know I do it, not that it's a bad thing... He was my age too once!

ShatteredWings
August 14th, 2011, 12:51 PM
ohai, 3mo bump