Who's Ready For The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim???

[Cryofthewolf]

I just read a huge article in Game Informer Magazine about Skyrim, and I admit, I needed a tissue afterwards. (Think about it)

I was kind of disappointed when Oblivion came around. Sure, it had a physics engine, better graphics, NPC schedules, etc, but it didn't have the (ironically enough) realistic feel of an open and imaginative world that Morrowind had.

From what I have read about Skyrim, it (if all of the hype and promises are met) might just merge the good from both Morrowind and Oblivion together, making an awesome game. Buy a copy of Game Informer if you want to learn more about the game. There is so much innovation that seems to be going into it that it is staggering. I'm so excited for next year. =-D

...Yes, I know I failed to mention Arena or Daggerfall. I didn't mention them because I haven't played through either one completely enough to mention them. (Well, hopefully the sheer amount of guilds that Daggerfall offered will be present in Skyrim, but we can only hope.)

[Sage]

There is so much innovation that seems to be going into it that it is staggering. I'm so excited for next year.

Skyrim comes out later this year, not next year.

[Cryofthewolf]

Skyrim comes out later this year, not next year.

...True, true. T'was half-dead typing this post, to be honest. :P

[Azunite]

My first post after my infamous ban:

I am not ready for TESV, I still need time to gather my daedric armor set...

[scuba steve]

My first post after my infamous ban:

I am not ready for TESV, I still need time to gather my daedric armor set...

Daedric armour sucks, I went straight through as a Knight of the Nine!
Also, Welcome back Cengiz!!!

[Azunite]

Daedric armour sucks, I went straight through as a Knight of the Nine!
Also, Welcome back Cengiz!!!

Well what the hell, I don't care.
I am a mage all the way :P

[scuba steve]

Well what the hell, I don't care.
I am a mage all the way :P

Spellsword!!!!!!!! :D

[Azunite]

Spellsword!!!!!!!! :D

Yeah, the thing is, whenever I want to be a mage, I always consort to my Akaviri Katana :(

But anyway, Supreme Magicka mod is handy for that problem

[scuba steve]

Yeah, the thing is, whenever I want to be a mage, I always consort to my Akaviri Katana :(

But anyway, Supreme Magicka mod is handy for that problem

Spells are an afterthought to me, I'd usually end up with moderate fire/necromancer spells

[Azunite]

Spells are an afterthought to me, I'd usually end up with moderate fire/necromancer spells

Ember of Endtime
-Fire Damage 15pts for 2 seconds
-Frost Damage for 15pts for 2 seconds
-Shock Damage for 15pts for 2 seconds
-Absorb Health 25 pts

Ownage

[Continuum]

Yeah, the thing is, whenever I want to be a mage, I always consort to my Akaviri Katana :(

But anyway, Supreme Magicka mod is handy for that problem

http://images.cryhavok.org/d/419-2/Motivator+-+Multi-Classing.jpg

Magic is a barely renewable resource, you must have at least one kind of weapon to go with. I go for Battlemage guys on Skooma.

[Azunite]

Image (http://images.cryhavok.org/d/419-2/Motivator+-+Multi-Classing.jpg)

Magic is a barely renewable resource, you must have at least one kind of weapon to go with. I go for Battlemage guys on Skooma.

Soomewaann zed SKOOMAA !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90qqRxCYefY

[Rutherford The Brave]

Ember of Endtime
-Fire Damage 15pts for 2 seconds
-Frost Damage for 15pts for 2 seconds
-Shock Damage for 15pts for 2 seconds
-Absorb Health 25 pts

Ownage

Ownage= 135% chameleon, plus master at archery. Lol. I can't wait I fucking love Oblivion Games, I rage Morrowwind, I raged Elder Scrolls 5, I raged Nights of the Nine and whatever that creepy as island one was. I had so much fun.

[Azunite]

Ownage= 135% chameleon, plus master at archery. Lol. I can't wait I fucking love Oblivion Games, I rage Morrowwind, I raged Elder Scrolls 5, I raged Nights of the Nine and whatever that creepy as island one was. I had so much fun.

Ownage = Click on someone and type "kill"

[PJay]

Ownage = Click on someone and type "kill"


Or ... Ownage = console, "killall"

[Rutherford The Brave]

No thats dumb. Being Invisible and sniping bitches is soooo much better

[Cryofthewolf]

The nerdiness of this post...I love it. <3

[John Marston]

Lol. Can't waaaaaait for skyrim!! I love TES games!

[Azunite]

The nerdiness of this post...I love it. <3

There is no love in Necromancy Spire! Die by my "Staff of Worms effect for 20 seconds" !

[Darklifter]

Skyrims out 11/11/11 looking forward to it big time. no doubt.

[Cryofthewolf]

There is no love in Necromancy Spire! Die by my "Staff of Worms effect for 20 seconds" !

So help me Prince, I will set my Winged Twilights on yo' a$$... -_-

[scuba steve]

There is no love in Necromancy Spire! Die by my "Staff of Worms effect for 20 seconds" !

Don't be a pansy, slash his ass with the Sword of the Crusader :P

[Cryofthewolf]

...Don't make me set my flying minotaurs on you that Eyja and I breed in the Rosethorn Hall basement...

[Azunite]

Excuse me, EXCUSE ME!
Remember who you are talking to!
I am Prince of [-]CHEESE[/-]
*ahem ahem* MADNESS! BEHAVE!
Now before I blast your penis into it's molecules and make a Penis Cocktail and make you guys drink it, present me your report about the recent attacks to Hasskill's Clubhouse?
I hope the Liberation of Xedilian was a good sign. What else could be a good sign? Of course, FREE REP!

But seriously, I am sick of all this fight in Vtirodiil. What is your guys' problem eh ? Can't you people live in peace and drink your Penis Dicktails?
Anyway, I wish to take action. I'm gonna teleport Benjamin to Execution Point

[Cryofthewolf]

NOZE! NOT EXECUTION POINT! I DIDN'T EVEN GROW A BEARD!!! O_O

That's it...I'm moving to Mournhold. I should be safe there...

[Azunite]

NOZE! NOT EXECUTION POINT! I DIDN'T EVEN GROW A BEARD!!! O_O

That's it...I'm moving to Mournhold. I should be safe there...

This is Oblivion, not Morrowind. You can't just go through games.
Move to Kvatch instead. I've heard that it is rebuilt

[scuba steve]

This is Oblivion, not Morrowind. You can't just go through games.
Move to Kvatch instead. I've heard that it is rebuilt

I would either live in Skingrad or Bruma... Possibly Anvil but it's full of dumb Nord seamen (LAWL) Cheydinhal is full of Orc gangs and Chorrol is a breading ground for snobs and don't make me even go near the Nibanease

[Azunite]

I would either live in Skingrad or Bruma... Possibly Anvil but it's full of dumb Nord seamen (LAWL) Cheydinhal is full of Orc gangs and Chorrol is a breading ground for snobs and don't make me even go near the Nibanease

I agree, Skingrad is an urban city with concrete roads, big houses etc. And Bruma is quite peaceful, the town itself is a good place, it always snows ( and the chilly winds give me peace ) and well it is a great place for my Golden
[-]Lesbians[/-] Saints to attack from, to Cloud Ruler Temple!

Who'd say Imperial City anyway? The beggars there are pure dumbs! Not suitable for my Madhouse. Not suitable for cheese either! They are double-faced. They come and with their eerie old voices they say "Spare a coin for an old P101er", when you ask them "Yo wazzup biatch?" and their voices get younger by 150 years and say "It seems that Low Elves are now in war with Imperial Necromancers. Quite a sight indeed".

For the love of [-]Akatosh! [/-](I'ma Daedric Prince goddamit ) Sheogorath! I got repped by 3 people! Time for a celebration! Haskill! Call the inhabitants of my favourite holiday location (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_and_Lesbian_Kingdom_of_the_Coral_Sea_Islands)! [-]PENIS[/-] CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

Edit: Wait, are we mice? How will I know if you people like cheese or not? Scratch that Haskill, cheese for noone :(
Wouldn't it be better if we had some cheese? Think about it! While that stupid vampire drinks all those A+, B- , C X and D÷ blood types in his castle, we will be eating Swiss Cheese, Cheddar Cheese and all those other good cheeses ( I hope they won't bring Nibenese cheese, they suck )
Once I held a feast, and we ate some deep fried Rat. No no no, don't feel sick! I am not talking about the animal one! That would be sick! "Rat" means "Council" in German! Yes we deep fried the Imperial Council! Delicious!

[scuba steve]

Who'd say Imperial City anyway? The beggars there are pure dumbs! Not suitable for my Madhouse. Not suitable for cheese either! They are double-faced. They come and with their eerie old voices they say "Spare a coin for an old P101er", when you ask them "Yo wazzup biatch?" and their voices get younger by 150 years and say "It seems that Low Elves are now in war with Imperial Necromancers. Quite a sight indeed".


Edit: Wait, are we mice? How will I know if you people like cheese or not? Scratch that Haskill, cheese for noone :(
Wouldn't it be better if we had some cheese? Think about it! While that stupid vampire drinks all those A+, B- , C X and D÷ blood types in his castle, we will be eating Swiss Cheese, Cheddar Cheese and all those other good cheeses ( I hope they won't bring Nibenese cheese, they suck )
Once I held a feast, and we ate some deep fried Rat. No no no, don't feel sick! I am not talking about the animal one! That would be sick! "Rat" means "Council" in German! Yes we deep fried the Imperial Council! Delicious!

The beggars piss me off the way they are perfectly healthy and could work if they wanted to since everyone has either a beautiful 18 year old girl's figure or is buff as a sports jock. If the justice system wasn't so god like they'd all be dead, I love Fallout 3 so fuck if I lose some Karma

Swiss cheese doesn't exist Prince the export tax to Tamriel it too high! You'll just have to rely on the Golden coast, I'm afraid.
The Imperial Council sucks! It's run by pompus Elves who think they're better than you and even though I saved the whole Province they give me lousy ass armour that is worth no more than to wipe my ass with. Although that would get uncomfortable so I'd probably just melt it down and start selling Champion of Cyrodil gravy boats!

[Azunite]

Top 10 Reasons Why You Didn't Make it in the Imperial Council:

10-You worship the Daedra
9- You are open to bribes
8-You thought "Dark Brotherhood" was a rock group.
7-You kill beggars
6-When you heard there were Spies in Bruma, you consulted to the Mythic Dawn for intelligence.
5-Your favourite dead drop side was Haskill's Clubhouse
4-Your letter of recommendation was from Mankar Camoran
3-You asked who was Martin Septim.
2-You were chosen Champion of Cyrodiil while Council Member's were on Skooma.
1-You tried to mod the game to advance to last quest.

Here, here is how Prince thinks.

[Cryofthewolf]

Can't go to Mournhold? =-(

...Alright, Bruma or Skingrad will work... -_-

[Azunite]

Can't go to Mournhold? =-(

...Alright, Bruma or Skingrad will work... -_-

That list goes for you too Cry of the Wolf, you didn't make it in the Imperial Council either.
Which means....

YOU ARE THE 999.999th MEMBER TO BE FUCKED UP IN THE IMPERIAL COUNCIL!

As a reward, you are allowed to come to my Mad House any time! Take away few Golden Lesbians or Dark Saints if you want for your *ahem ahem* personal pleasure ;)

Though beware you won't be able to talk to them. Stupid Chancellor Ocato banned for Shivering Isles citizens to come talk in Cyrodiil. Only thing your girl will be able to say is "I HAVE NO GREETING"
Annoying isn't it ?

[scuba steve]

I wish I could get one with the body of a golden saint with the personality of a dark seducer, Golden saints are so far up their own ass.

[Cryofthewolf]

I wish I could get one with the body of a golden saint with the personality of a dark seducer, Golden saints are so far up their own ass.

Yeah, I know they were designed to be, but man, they get annoying... -_-

[Cryofthewolf]

That list goes for you too Cry of the Wolf, you didn't make it in the Imperial Council either.
Which means....

YOU ARE THE 999.999th MEMBER TO BE FUCKED UP IN THE IMPERIAL COUNCIL!

As a reward, you are allowed to come to my Mad House any time! Take away few Golden Lesbians or Dark Saints if you want for your *ahem ahem* personal pleasure ;)

Though beware you won't be able to talk to them. Stupid Chancellor Ocato banned for Shivering Isles citizens to come talk in Cyrodiil. Only thing your girl will be able to say is "I HAVE NO GREETING"
Annoying isn't it ?

You...are now one of my favorite people. <3

[Azunite]

You...are now one of my favorite people. <3

Seriously! Once I took few whores up to Weye( the small shithole in front of ImpeREAL City ) and we were getting for bussiness. I was like "Let's get naughty, uhhh,, Madam" and the girl yelled "I have no greeting!" and started doing stuff.

Could you believe that the bartender in Weye ( that High Elf ) also turns out to be "those-kind-a-woman"? She was also good.

But anyway, that is not our concern at the moment, we must concentrate on the task at hand..

I am planning an attack. I will storm the Imperial Palace and Cloud Ruler Temple at the same time. And of course, Anvil Lighthouse. Seriously who wouldn't want to raid that lighthouse. (Stewie accent from Family Guy from now on )It's so cute you know and you really, but realy get a pretty nice view from there, yeah. And raiding there would surely increase my athletic skills a bit, you know. 'Cos there are many stairs I mean like hundreds, you know...

That's it! Chancellor can't read this shit unless he uses a 46810X telescope, haha.


Edit: Oh shit, how you will be able to read it then...

[Hastro]

Cant wait to try out the Dual-Weapons, and fighting dragons. This game is going to be amazing.