Where have you put your dick before? humping survey

[jokermaster101]

age?
penis size erect?
flaccid?
do you like to hump things?
are you naked when you do?
Where have you humped?
pillow []
bed []
floor []
chair []
couch []
wall []
edge of desk []
other []
if other, did it have a hole in it? name it?

do you prefer humping over hands?
do you enjoy the orgasms?

[Donkey]

age? 8
penis size erect? only a few metres, sensitive topic :(
flaccid? only a couple of metres :(
do you like to hump things? yeah all the time
are you naked when you do? depends
Where have you humped? cats, dogs, horses, pillows, teddy bears, deodorant cans, televisions, pogo sticks, dice, portable DVD players, chocolate, board games, didgeridoos and the odd pocket Chinese man. I hump motherfuckin' anything!
pillow [x]
bed [x]
floor [x]
chair [x]
couch [x]
wall [x]
edge of desk [x]
other [x]
if other, did it have a hole in it? name it? yes, roll of sellotape

do you prefer humping over hands? yes
do you enjoy the orgasms? i can't orgasm, i'm only 8 years old...


Now for Jon's serious reply, humping shit is normal and each to their own. It's an instinctive urge and is seen in both animals and humans. Enjoy your thing!

[tyler007]

age? 14
penis size erect? 5 1/2 almost 5 3/4"
flaccid? 3 +/-
do you like to hump things? sometimes its a lot of fun, but i dont do it all the time
are you naked when you do? yes
Where have you humped?
pillow [X]
bed [X]
floor []
chair []
couch []
wall []
edge of desk []
other []

do you prefer humping over hands? its a different kind of feeling and i like it
do you enjoy the orgasms? yes, different but good.

[Scarface]

age? 8
penis size erect? only a few metres, sensitive topic :(
flaccid? only a couple of metres :(
do you like to hump things? yeah all the time
are you naked when you do? depends
Where have you humped? cats, dogs, horses, pillows, teddy bears, deodorant cans, televisions, pogo sticks, dice, portable DVD players, chocolate, board games, didgeridoos and the odd pocket Chinese man. I hump motherfuckin' anything!
pillow [x]
bed [x]
floor [x]
chair [x]
couch [x]
wall [x]
edge of desk [x]
other [x]
if other, did it have a hole in it? name it? yes, roll of sellotape

do you prefer humping over hands? yes
do you enjoy the orgasms? i can't orgasm, i'm only 8 years old...


Now for Jon's serious reply, humping shit is normal and each to their own. It's an instinctive urge and is seen in both animals and humans. Enjoy your thing!

Okay, if you have nothing positive or anything to contribute to the discussion, don't post. If you have a problem with the thread, instead of trolling it, report it, you should be fully aware by now.. Thanks.

This isn't puberty related or appropriate.

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