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DinoCrisisFan
January 19th, 2011, 02:57 PM
Burglars snort man's ashes, thought it was cocaine.

MIAMI (Reuters) - Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff's deputies said on Wednesday.

The ashes were taken from a woman's home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on December 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewellery, the Marion County Sheriff's Office said.

Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.

"The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine," the sheriff's report said.

Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous burglary and other charges.

Source: http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/8680654/burglars-snort-mans-ashes-thought-it-was-cocaine

I really wish I could have seen the looks on their faces when they found out they snorted human remains.

Vonn
January 19th, 2011, 03:00 PM
Delicious.

Scarface
January 19th, 2011, 03:30 PM
Only in Miami do we have the finest and brightest of people, way to go Miami! :thumbsup:

nick
January 19th, 2011, 03:46 PM
OMG that's just horrible

Daniel_
January 19th, 2011, 04:24 PM
I laughed out loud at this.

deadpie
January 20th, 2011, 06:28 PM
Something I would do, but on purpose.

Kahn
January 20th, 2011, 06:53 PM
Don't you just love the feeling of human remains floating around somewhere in your body?

Sugaree
January 21st, 2011, 02:41 AM
I thought it was chocolate milk mix...

Charleigh
January 21st, 2011, 02:07 PM
Crease :L
That's pretty bless considering xD

Wicked_Syn
January 21st, 2011, 02:13 PM
Wow, that's horrible. They should have seriously had the decency to at least not destroy the ashes completely...