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Kaius
January 18th, 2011, 01:36 PM
A tabby cat has been selected for jury duty in the US after his owners registered him on a state census form. Skip related content

The bizarre letter was sent to the cat, which was listed in the pets section of the census, by a court in Boston, Massachusetts calling on him for duty.

Cat owners Anna and Guy Esposito wrote to the court asking the family pet, named Sal, to be excused from service because he doesn't speak or understand English.

Mrs Esposito reportedly included a letter from her vet confirming that the cat was a 'domestic short-haired neutered feline' and not human.

However, the request for the cat's exemption was refused by a jury commissioner and Mrs Esposito was told that Sal 'must attend' Suffolk Superior Crown Court.

She said: "When they ask him guilty or not guilty, what's he supposed to say - meow?"

"Sal is a member of the family so I listed him on the last census form under pets but there has clearly been a mix-up."

The Daily Mail reported that Sal could have accidentally ended up on the juror list when paperwork was misread at the last census.

According to the Massachusetts judicial branch website, US citizens who 'do not speak and understand English sufficiently well may be disqualified.'

If Sal's application for disqualification is denied, the cat is expected in court on 23 March.

Source (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110118/tod-cat-summoned-for-jury-service-045b8e8.html)

PJay
January 18th, 2011, 01:48 PM
Got to love red tape.

Just goes to show the sort of pea brained beaurocrats who somehow end up running things.

I told my parents about this and my dad wants to put our cat on the census just for a laugh now.

Vonn
January 18th, 2011, 01:50 PM
If they want a cat to appear for jury duty, what the hell. Give everybody else in the room a laugh.

Charleigh
January 18th, 2011, 02:36 PM
Lmao :L

Scooby Dooby Drew
January 18th, 2011, 03:10 PM
If cats can be homicidal homicide detectives why can't they be on juries? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0)

But seriously, wtf?

PJay
January 18th, 2011, 03:21 PM
If cats can be homicidal homicide detectives why can't they be on juries? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0)

But seriously, wtf?

LoL I was going to complain your example wasn't real life and just a cartoon ... but I've now confiscated my cats monicle and moustache, just in case.

Amnesiac
January 18th, 2011, 04:51 PM
Wut.

Sometimes, government officials really piss me off.

jason123
January 18th, 2011, 08:49 PM
thats funny

Wicked_Syn
January 18th, 2011, 09:23 PM
Wow that made my day lol. Seriously, I'm sitting here with a sprained neck...I needed a good laugh ha!

Jess
January 18th, 2011, 10:51 PM
that is just....weird

Weeping
January 19th, 2011, 01:19 AM
what the hell -laughs to death-

TheSleepingInsomniac
January 19th, 2011, 02:37 AM
Well my cat watches law and order with me so she might be good on a jury.

Suicune
January 19th, 2011, 08:19 AM
Only in Boston. :rolleyes:

Fourth Dimension
January 19th, 2011, 12:12 PM
omg thats to funny

Bougainvillea
January 19th, 2011, 12:17 PM
I'd have to put a tissue box over my cat's head. He doesn't like to be looked at by strangers. He cracks under stress.

DinoCrisisFan
January 19th, 2011, 02:59 PM
I'm so glad her appeal was rejected.

Sith Lord 13
January 20th, 2011, 07:36 AM
Wut.

Sometimes, government officials really piss me off.

Why? For once they're not screwing up THAT badly. It's actually quite funny to me.

PJay
January 20th, 2011, 07:48 AM
Why? For once they're not screwing up THAT badly. It's actually quite funny to me.

yeah its funny but so is a guy slipping on a banana skin and breaking his arse.

Someone has to pay for some moron incapable of seeing the problem here, and when they have to deal with more routine non-feline stuff, it sort of implies they are going to be incapable of doing the job at all.

They aren't helping the legal process even if they are doing the job for free, but I assume they must be getting paid which is surely a waste of tax payer's money?

Whoever is involved in making a joke of the legal system should be bollocked for it / fired / replaced with a cat.

Amnesiac
January 20th, 2011, 05:20 PM
Why? For once they're not screwing up THAT badly. It's actually quite funny to me.

As entertaining as this story may be, it's still incredibly stupid. I mean, we're wasting time and money putting cats in court?

Tristin.
January 20th, 2011, 05:23 PM
seriously!!! hahahah

its a cat. not some sort of super mutant :L