Some good news...

[Fiction]

Well today, I found out i was pregnant with Symone's (Fact's) baby.

We found out we are having twins. A boy and a girl. We are calling the girl Fict and the boy Faction.

They are gonna be red headed blacks...

Anyone wanna be god parents?

[Fact]

Kathy I'm so happy :D *rubs Kathy's tummy*
We're going to be such amazingly fucked up mothers. ^_^
♥

[Cloud]

dibs god everything

[MadManWithaBox]

I'm god father.

[Fiction]

Ermm... Symone, you're the Father.

And Yes Matthew you can be god father!

And Calum i do not want your bad influence anywhere near my children.

[Fact]

dibs god everything

Oh shit, they're gonna be cocky and perverted as HELL.

[Kaius]

Meee!

[Fiction]

Ok Aaron wanna be uncle? :D

[Fact]

Meee!

Aunty Aaron for sure :D

[MadManWithaBox]

Yes. I'm gonna be the god parent every kid wants, that takes him into 18 films, buys him drinks, shows him his first pornographic material... he's going to love it.

[Fact]

Yes. I'm gonna be the god parent every kid wants, that takes him into 18 films, buys him drinks, shows him his first pornographic material... he's going to love it.

What about Fict? Doesn't she get a share in all this?

[Magus]

I am really - REALLY confused this time.

[Fiction]

I'll do that for Fict! :D ;P
I am really - REALLY confused this time.
LOL

[MadManWithaBox]

Well she won't want porn. I'l get her.... make up. It'll be great.

[Fact]

Well she won't want porn. I'l get her.... make up. It'll be great.

What about sex toys though?

[MadManWithaBox]

Well that'll be uncomfortable. But I am that kind of relative, so lets go nuts!

[Fiction]

You can take her on her first trip to Ann Summers.

[Aves]

What about me D:

[MadManWithaBox]

Brilliant. I'l get her nice underwear, the kind with patterns.

[Azunite]

I'd like to be Paul George: Family friend, Family Lawyer and the Consigliere of yur family

[Kaya]

ME ME ME!!!!! I wanna be Auntie Kayla

[Fiction]

Connor you can be god mother? But you have to marry Matthew...

And LOL matthew if i where you i'd get her the ones with not enough material to have patterns...

and.. WTF IS A Consigliere!

And yay Auntie Kayla :)

[Cloud]

God help these poor children.....

[Kaya]

Imma teach them how to swim- In pudding, though, of course.

[MadManWithaBox]

I will not buy your child thongs Kathy. I will buy them G-strings.

[Aves]

Oh wait... I'm your sister...so that makes me their aunt too o.o But sure I'll be the god mother. As long as I don't have to marry Matt. I like being single :3

[Fiction]

I totally agree Calum, their parents have you as a friend.

Lol In case they fall into a sea or river od pudding- they must know how to swim.

And Are they not the same thing Matthew :O

You can just be the Aunt then Connor ;)

[Kaya]

Of course....but I'll take extra caution and teach them how to swim in jello too.

[MadManWithaBox]

I googled it and

A thong covers more than a g-string does.

A thong is generally a triangular piece of fabric that covers the girl's privates, with either elastic strings or cloth that goes between her cheeks and over her hips. The triangular portion comes to the top of her pubic bone, and often higher.

A g-string is generally just a 1" wide strip of fabric that only covers the labia/sphincter, and only has elastic strings, or strings that tie on the side with no elastic (most common).

Many thongs these days have just elastic strings, both on the sides and the strip between the cheeks.

[Fiction]

Ah glad to see you're helping me protect my babies Kayla :')

And thanks for that Matt xD Who'd have thought that a thread about having babies would end up with a description of thongs and g strings.... xD

[MadManWithaBox]

That's just how I rollz ;) I'm gonna be such a great god father.

[Triceratops]

No, you'll be the god father that gets put inside a prison cell. :rolleyes:

[MadManWithaBox]

Why would I get put in prison for being an awesome god father?

[Kahn]

I'm the Grandfather.

[Fiction]

Wow... Adam are you mine or SYmone's dad? O.o

[Kaya]

The grandfather? Ummm wow.

And yes, I'll do my best to keep the safe :D I'll teach them how to be ninjas too, so they don't get kidnapped.

[Kahn]

I am both of your fathers. B)

[Triceratops]

Why would I get put in prison for being an awesome god father?

For being a pervy old man xD

[Fact]

I am both of your fathers. B)

This gets more and more incestuous as time goes on.
I'm Kathy's mother... but you're our father... and we're having babies.
Oh shit.

[MadManWithaBox]

I'm not pervy I'm... pervy. Damn.

[Fiction]

This gets more and more incestuous as time goes on.
I'm Kathy's mother... but you're our father... and we're having babies.
Oh shit.

Fuck...

And YES YOU ARE THE PERVY GOD FATHER!

[MadManWithaBox]

Is that my official title?

[Fiction]

Yup xD

[Azunite]

Connor you can be god mother? But you have to marry Matthew...

And LOL matthew if i where you i'd get her the ones with not enough material to have patterns...

and.. WTF IS A Consigliere!

And yay Auntie Kayla :)

Consigliere is the man who gives important advices to the family.
Geez you never watched a Godfather movie before?

So can I be Paul George?

[MadManWithaBox]

Hell yeah

[Kaya]

http://oi54.tinypic.com/bitp3s.jpg


Here are your babies!!

[Kahn]

Image (http://oi54.tinypic.com/bitp3s.jpg)


Here are your babies!!

Dude.. It's so perfect. Like, you have no idea. I am just...

http://www.artadox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/happy-tears-1964.jpg

[MadManWithaBox]

Only thing Worthy to commemorate this

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vcmVoLeSOsO8GeP38

[Fiction]

Aww! I wanna hold them :3

Dude.. It's so perfect. Like, you have no idea. I am just...

Image (http://www.artadox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/happy-tears-1964.jpg)

You pleased with your grandchildren then Adam? xD

[Kahn]

Aww! I wanna hold them :3



You pleased with your grandchildren then Adam? xD

I'M YOUR FATHER.

And yes, I am. Now that they are out, we're going to take a stroll down by the Kraken's lair. I think my old friend will love the children!

http://www.lair2000.net/Mermaids_Retreat/Research/kraken.jpg

[Kaya]

Since I made them, does this make me godmother?!? (not married to Matt)

[Quick_Sylver]

D'awww. :)

Cousin from Canada? 0.o

[Tristin.]

Congratulations :D
hahaha

[Kaya]

Bedtime :P



http://oi55.tinypic.com/mj60zl.jpg

[Fiction]

NOOO ADAM :'(

And yes Kayla, you can be the godmother :P

Ok Becka xD

Thanks Tristan :P

Aww! I'll put them to bed!

[Kaya]

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[georgiamay]

I sooooo deserve to be the god mother and an auntie, because I'm so amazing.

Also, KATHYYYYYYY. You cheated on me, you were supposed to be my fuck buddy :(
Anyways, congrats guys!! Hope you don't fuck up parent-hood. :P

[Fiction]

Well Georgia, the whole point of a fuck buddy is just someone you fuck with. You miss out the romantic parts. Symone is my one true love. <3

[Fact]

Well Georgia, the whole point of a fuck buddy is just someone you fuck with. You miss out the romantic parts. Symone is my one true love. <3

Darling, I can't wait to hold you and our babies in my arms tomorrow :D
Family portrait!

[Fiction]

Haha! Yes.
Symone I just realised that Matthew is going to buy our children edible underwear O.o

[MadManWithaBox]

Hells yeah.

[Kahn]

No hugging, no laying on the couch, no kissing, no looking into each others eyes. NO SEX.

That is my house, young ladies. Treat it like so.

[georgiamay]

that's true, we don't do lovey dovey shit, we just have raw animal sex.

Edible underwear? Matthewwwww!! o_O

[MadManWithaBox]

That's the kind of uncle I'l be. And I just saw it in the OC, and I was..... dayum.

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

This thread confuses me 0_o

...
Congratulations?
XD

[Fiction]

No hugging, no laying on the couch, no kissing, no looking into each others eyes. NO SEX.

That is my house, young ladies. Treat it like so.

But dad! D:
How do you expect me to go a whole day without looking into my true loves eyes?

[Kahn]

I can cut them out and give them to you afterward? :)

[Kaya]

Lol..woowwww.

[Fiction]

I can cut them out and give them to you afterward? :)

Omg. My dad is a psycopath O.o

[Aves]

Omg. My dad is a psycopath O.o

So is your sister :D ^_^

[Fiction]

Fuuck O.o

[enjoying_my_insanity]

can i be an auntie? ill be the good aunt and get them ice cream and take them to the beach and play hide and seek with them and forget about them so they fall asleep in some closet til you two get home from a hot date ;)

[Kaya]

Ooh ooh!!!!!!! Can I also teach them how to text?!?!

[Quick_Sylver]

At least their cousin is... sane? ish? 0.o

[Jess]

can I baby sit? :S

[Perseus]

What is this? I don't even-

[MadManWithaBox]

Well this went in a good direction.

[Fiction]

Yes Kayla, Sandy and Jess you can all do what you want! :D

[Kaya]

Whoo hoo!!!

[georgiamay]

I want to teach them to be all ninja!! :D

[Kaya]

No no no!!!! I'm already teaching them that!!!! D:

[MadManWithaBox]

What do I get to teach them?

[UnknownError]

I read "I found out I was pregnant" and was like "WUT." xD

And I wanna be Grandad. :D

[Kaya]

Hmmmm you can teach them how to.......you can potty train them! I'll send you one of those self cleaning litter boxes.

[Fiction]

Now now, no arguing children.
Oh my god :O Look now i'm a mother that's my mothering nature coming through.

[Kaya]

Haha we're not arguing...we're...ok yea. Oh well. I'M NUMBER ONE AUNTIE!!!!!!

[MadManWithaBox]

I wanna teach them something that goes with my perverted nature :P

[Fact]

I want to teach them to be all ninja!! :D

Sure ^_^

can I baby sit? :S

Ofcourse :]

At least their cousin is... sane? ish? 0.o

If you say so ;)

Ooh ooh!!!!!!! Can I also teach them how to text?!?!

Yes, but no adding dirty words to the phonebook -_-

can i be an auntie? ill be the good aunt and get them ice cream and take them to the beach and play hide and seek with them and forget about them so they fall asleep in some closet til you two get home from a hot date ;)

DON'T HARM THE BABIES. Or you die...

I can cut them out and give them to you afterward? :)

Father :(

This thread confuses me 0_o

...
Congratulations?
XD

Thank you, thank you very much. :D

that's true, we don't do lovey dovey shit, we just have raw animal sex.

Edible underwear? Matthewwwww!! o_O

Georgia, behave! :eek: sheessh.

No hugging, no laying on the couch, no kissing, no looking into each others eyes. NO SEX.

That is my house, young ladies. Treat it like so.

but... But... BUT! :( Daaaad. You suck...
big cock...

[Sage]

Easy posts. Easy posts everywhere!

+1

[Origami]

Easy posts. Easy posts everywhere!

+1

Yup.
+2

[Fact]

Easy posts. Easy posts everywhere!

+1

Yup.
+2

You could at least make a semi-relevant comment about my children :(

[Sage]

You could at least make a semi-relevant comment about my children :(

They don't exist.

[Fact]

They don't exist.

I guess that's semi-relevant. :P

[Sage]

I guess that's semi-relevant. :P

Yeah.

+3

[Kaya]

Of course Imma teach them dirty words.

[MadManWithaBox]

I wanna teach them something!

[Kaya]

How about you teach them the proper way to 69. They can practice on each other :P

[Sage]

How about you teach them the proper way to 69. They can practice on each other :P

Incestuous child pornography is always fun.

+4

[Fact]

How about you teach them the proper way to 69. They can practice on each other :P

There has been enough incestuous activity within the family it turns out without making it worse. ._.

[Kaya]

There's never enough incest here. They're babies. They won't know the difference..Until on day.....

[Quick_Sylver]

I am sane! >.>

<.<

Mostly. :P

Incest is bad, mmk? o.o''

[Sage]

I am sane! >.>

<.<

Mostly. :P

Incest is bad, mmk? o.o''

It suuure is.

+5

[Kaya]

Only if you don't live in Virginia.

[Sage]

Only if you don't live in Virginia.

Or Rhode Island.

+6

[Kaya]

Lol. Incest is best.

No, not really.

[Sage]

Lol. Incest is best.

No, not really.

Lol yeah definitely.

+7

[MadManWithaBox]

We've all learnt something about Kayla today.

[Fact]

We've all learnt something about Kayla today.

Indeed we have Matt.

[Sage]

We've all learnt something about Kayla today.

We sure have! ;)

+8

[Kaya]

And what did you learn?!?!

[Sage]

And what did you learn?!?!

Oh, you know. :rolleyes:

+9

[Kaya]

That's not fair! D:

[Sage]

That's not fair! D:

You bet it isn't. :D

+10

[Kaya]

Lol. This is halarious.

[Sage]

Lol. This is halarious.

I don't see what's so funny little missy.

+11

[Kaya]

Oh, I bet you do :P

[Quick_Sylver]

Tim+Trollfood=Uh oh..

And Wow Kayla.. o.o''

[Sage]

Oh, I bet you do :P

Lol, what makes you think that?

+12

[Kaya]

Because you're the one who said it ! :P

[Sage]

Because you're the one who said it ! :P

What did I say? :P:P:P

+13

[kidkizzet]

Rofl, I love this thread, it's made me laugh so much.

And I'm sure you're all going to be insanely good influences on Fict and Faction :P

Oh, and yeah, congratz by the way.

[Fact]

Rofl, I love this thread, it's made me laugh so much.

And I'm sure you're all going to be insanely good influences on Fict and Faction :P

Oh, and yeah, congratz by the way.

Thanks! :D
They're going to be a pair of little tear-aways...

[Sage]

They're going to be a pair of little tear-aways...

Like toilet-paper! :rolleyes:

+14

[Fact]

Like toilet-paper! :rolleyes:

+14

Maybe we should've called them Andrex and Charmin'

[Sage]

Maybe we should've called them Andrex and Charmin'

Yeah maybe you should have :eek:

+15

[Fact]

Yeah maybe you should have :eek:

+15

Ah well, Fict and Faction are their designated titles, and it shall stay that way.

I rubbed Kathy's stomach today in school. ^_^

[Sage]

I rubbed Kathy's stomach today in school. ^_^

That is so hot.

+16

[Fact]

That is so hot.

+16

It wouldn't surprise me if she found it somewhat stimulating. I'm going to do it again tomorrow for longer and see what her reaction is.

[Sage]

It wouldn't surprise me if she found it somewhat stimulating. I'm going to do it again tomorrow for longer and see what her reaction is.

You should sooo do that.

+17

[Fact]

You should sooo do that.

+17

I'm going to. I'll report back what her response was tomorrow.

[Sage]

I'm going to. I'll report back what her response was tomorrow.

Yay!!!11!11111one

+18

[Azunite]

Hey Sage what are thsoe numbers?

[Fact]

Hey Sage what are thsoe numbers?

The amount of posts he has managed to rack up by spamming here.

[Sage]

Hey Sage what are thsoe numbers?

I'm counting how many posts I can rack up within the rules before I have to use any brain cells.

+19

[Azunite]

I'm counting how many posts I can rack up within the rules before I have to use any brain cells.

+19

It is either :spam:ing you are talking about or I have just fucked my English understanding skills.

Edit: Allright I just saw Fact's post

[Fiction]

Wow. I'm part of a giant pschyological experiment to study what happens when you rub a pregnant women's stomach. I feel so special ><

[Fact]

It is either :spam:ing you are talking about or I have just fucked my English understanding skills.

Edit: Allright I just saw Fact's post

:D I love how you understand me ♥

Wow. I'm part of a giant pschyological experiment to study what happens when you rub a pregnant women's stomach. I feel so special ><

& yes, Kathy. I hope you jizz on my leg to be honest.

[Sage]

something something nonexistent babies

+20

[Kaius]

Reopened and moved to the arcade with OP and Admin permission.

I CALL HEAD GODFATHER!

[Fact]

Reopened and moved to the arcade with OP and Admin permission.

I CALL HEAD GODFATHER!

NO NO NO, you are AUNTY Aarony. That's right, AUNTY Aarony.
:D

[Kaius]

Oh thats low </3 :P

[Fact]

Oh thats low </3 :P

;)

You can be Godaunty Aaron?

[Kaius]

Hm.. I could live with that

[Fiction]

Reopened and moved to the arcade with OP and Admin permission.

I CALL HEAD GODFATHER!

Ooooh, you need MY permission :D

And no Aaron. You are aunty ¬¬

[Aves]

Aaron's an aunt too? :D

[Fiction]

Aaron's an aunt too? :D

Yupp.

Oh btw I gave birth this morning. Here are pictures:

Fict:
http://www.makemebabies.com/shared/4/baby/1101188/babywb20110118071112961d692e8748b0c1f4701e32b056404e.jpg

Faction:
http://www.makemebabies.com/shared/4/baby/1101185/babywb20110118071456961d692e8748b0c1f4701e32b056404e.jpg

[georgiamay]

Yupp.

Oh btw I gave birth this morning. Here are pictures:

Fict:
Image (http://www.makemebabies.com/shared/4/baby/1101188/babywb20110118071112961d692e8748b0c1f4701e32b056404e.jpg)

Faction:
Image (http://www.makemebabies.com/shared/4/baby/1101185/babywb20110118071456961d692e8748b0c1f4701e32b056404e.jpg)

LOVE. They're so cute! :P

[Fiction]

LOVE. They're so cute! :P

Ikr? :D