Man, 110, weds woman, 82

[mrmcdonaldduck]

A 110-year-old Malaysian man who has been looking for a wife said he was ready to marry again after an 82-year-old woman responded to his wish, a report said.
Ahmad Mohamad Isa, who has 20 grandchildren and 40 great-grandchildren, told Malay-language newspaper Utusan Malaysia earlier this week that he wanted company and a wife to take care of him.
The report grabbed the attention of 82-year-old Sanah Ahmad, a widow of 30 years and mother of nine, who said she was willing to do so and had asked her children to contact Ahmad's family to make arrangements.
"It doesn't matter who she is, as long as she can cook for me," Ahmad told the paper, saying he was happy and surprised at the news while his daughter would discuss the matter with Sanah's family.
"It is lonely to live alone and I am afraid to sleep alone. If I have a wife she can take care of me," the centenarian, who has five previous marriages and suffers mild hearing and vision problems, said in an earlier interview.


Read more: http://www.news.com.au/world/man-110-ready-to-wed-wife-number-six/story-e6frfkyi-1225980609134#ixzz19rwfLQ7y

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[Magus]

This is the future, artiste. Senility is of the past.

[Sugaree]

This is when "Let's grow old together" turns to "Let's turn to dust together".

[Sogeking]

You're never to old to fall in love I guess. You copied the story twice, btw.

[Fiction]

It doesn't seem like love to me... I'm not bothered about the age... it's the fact that he like advertised for a wife O.o

[Amnesiac]

A 110-year-old guy can get a girl but I can't?

[Magus]

A 110-year-old guy can get a girl but I can't?I believe that women is 82. Are you willing to marry an eighty-two year old women? I will, if it involves money. :yes:

[Amnesiac]

I believe that women is 82. Are you willing to marry an eighty-two year old women? I will, if it involves money. :yes:

No. But the fact that he can have a relationship with the alien female species while I can't is extremely depressing :(

[Magus]

No. But the fact that he can have a relationship with the alien female species while I can't is extremely depressing :(
You need a few things to get one:

The rod - if you don't have one, don't try getting a significant other.
The balls - it's important, for a lot of other things including this.
The money - yes, this is crucial. No money? No funny bunny, honey!
The body - Hairy, fat, skinny, doesn't matter. All you need is a healthy one.
Low IQ - I am not joking. Check this survey -Click me (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility_and_intelligence)

[Amnesiac]

You need a few things to get one:

The rod - if you don't have one, don't try getting a significant other.
The balls - it's important, for a lot of other things including this.
The money - yes, this is crucial. No money? No funny bunny, honey!
The body - Hairy, fat, skinny, doesn't matter. All you need is a healthy one.
Low IQ - I am not joking. Check this survey -Click me (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility_and_intelligence)

Genius. I certainly have the rod and balls, and enough money. Body, well, it's pretty healthy. I'm smart as fuck though, although that last one only applies to people who make babies (read: Catholics).

So, overall, I have the qualifications. Why isn't it working? Should I run my antivirus?

[Rainstorm]

Hope they don't plan on kids.

[Daniel_]

I'm smart as fuck though

Theres always adoption. ;D

OT: I'm surprised he didn't have a heart attack when he kissed the bride.

[Sogeking]

Hope they don't plan on kids.
:what:

They're too old. Or are you talking about adoption?

[Peace God]

I'm surprised he didn't have a heart attack when he kissed the bride.
:clap:

[JunkBondTrader]

Good for them I guess. Never told to find companionship. Yeah, the ads a little creepy but it's no worse than personals. I suppose that's just how they roll down in Malaysia.

[insanity]

Awh :) I think thats cute (sortof.... maybe)

[JunkBondTrader]

"It doesn't matter who she is, as long as she can cook for me,"

Still though, this guy's hardly one of the great romantics now, is he? :P

[Sith Lord 13]

Lolz. Good for them. :)

[Iceman]

I believe the Playboy owner just married a girl 80 years younger than him

[Magus]

I believe the Playboy owner just married a girl 80 years younger than him
Cause he have the $$money$$, baby, $$money$$.

[YesterdaysNews]

"It doesn't matter who she is, as long as she can cook for me,"

"It is lonely to live alone and I am afraid to sleep alone. If I have a wife she can take care of me,"

So all he really wants is a live in housemaid around his age whom he can call his wife

Sanah told the paper that she was attracted to Ahmad as he bears a striking resemblance to her late husband and both men shared the same name.


And all she wants is her dead husband back.

Well, whatever floats their boat, however many years they'll be together.

[Mrs.KermitTheFrogx]

Aww i think this is really cute :)
old people deserve love to <3

[Trevoooor]

I just wonder if their parents approve. :P

[Kitten]

a five year age difference is fine i guess.
but like. thats twenty eight years. he could be her dad. that is kind of gross.
shouldnt he be dead, anyway?
shes just in it for money. thats so wrong.

[Peace God]

> Implying our morals are better.

[Fourth Dimension]

oh wow i wish them luck

[YesterdaysNews]

a five year age difference is fine i guess.
but like. thats twenty eight years. he could be her dad. that is kind of gross.
shouldnt he be dead, anyway?
shes just in it for money. thats so wrong.

They're both incredibly old, 28 years is nothing to them.