FUCK YOU. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

[The Joker]

So, my dad decides to bullshit around and start asking me really fucking weird questions. He goes, "Matthew, it has come to my attention that there is a question I need to ask you. Have you been confused about your thoughts on human sexuality?"

"What?"

My dad continues to bullshit around and say stupid god damn things instead of asking me if I'm gay. He words it really weirdly.

"You've been acting weird lately. What is your opinion on human sexuality?"

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. How about not being a fucking bullshitter and say what you fucking want to say? I hate you. I HATE YOU. You think I'm gay just because I act weird. You fucking homophobic asshole. Fuck you. This is why I don't tell you anything about myself.

The way he fucking words things. I can't deal with him beating around the bush instead of fucking coming out and saying what the fuck he means.

He also phones up my mom and asks her if I'm "playing gay" around her. What the fuck does that mean? I'm not even fucking feminine. I have a desire to play sports that involve me beating the shit out of others. Where the fuck did you get "gay" from? And PLAYING gay? FUCK YOU.

You constantly ask medical officials if I'm autistic. I'm not autistic you stupid fuck. I am so socially apt I could make a friend if I had shit smeared all over my face. I'm a misanthropist, sorry that I'm not your perfect boy. Fuck you. I'm not a fucking faggot. Yeah I'm gay but how the fuck would you even guess?

Just cause I'm fucking eccentric. Fuck you. "Matthew, what are your opinions on human sexuality? What do you think about it?". You're fucking lucky that I forgot the other shit you said. You fucking prick. Can't say what you fucking want to say.

"You've been doing research on weird sites, on human sexuality,". THIS IS WHAT HE SAYS WHEN I TELL HIM ABOUT VT.

god damnit
fuck
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you

[Ender]

You should just tell him "Yeah, I'm gay, get over it" then walk out the door. Go chill out at a park or something for a few hours.

[Donkey]

I like how he words it human sexuality. You should have replied something along the lines of, "I know little of human sexuality, but I can tell you all I know about hedgehog sexualities"

[The Joker]

You should just tell him "Yeah, I'm gay, get over it" then walk out the door. Go chill out at a park or something for a few hours.

I guess my problem is that he pussyfoots and bullshits around, says statements without any sort of proof or reason.

[Ender]

I guess my problem is that he pussyfoots and bullshits around, says statements without any sort of proof or reason.

Yes, it would be alot easier if he was just straight up about it...

[The Joker]

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3:29 onward, the vocals right there are a good way of explaining my emotions.

[MoveAlong]

Why are you so mad at him besides the words? Yeah I hate the way my mom words things too, but she's just old. That's how she does things.

From what you say, he just sounds concerned and interested in your feelings. He obviously knows that being a teenager is a confusing time, and that's why he's being so specific.

[Azunite]

(I will fancy up my post if you allow me to swear on your dad)

Well, your dad does not know you. When I don't talk to him, my dad is sometimes like that too. Talks and ask strange stuff to my mum about me. He asks me stupid questions to get soemthing out of my mouth, and thinks I am stupid and he is very clever. He thinks I won't understand any of his tricks.

It is parents. They think you have problems and they want to get involved in our shit without letting us know, as if were 5 year olds.

My dad also acts stupid about VT. He is like "Those sites are dangerous. Don't act like a stupid dumbass, don't go into websites!!!!"
Dangerous?! He thinks VT is related to porn or something!

And confused thougths about human sexuallity? BULLSHIT. Your dad doesn't know you are a teen yet.

Well, know that you are not alone. These people have no idea what is going on, and they think they are smart and "play" smart. Fuck them.

The one and only thing I could advise you is to have a direct speech with him. This will fuck things up; for a short term.

Things willbe better in long term. Your dad may openlyrant about your sexual opinion in the future but at least you will have the chance to ignore him. It is impossible to ignore stupid questions.

(Edit: OMG so many things posted here while I was writing this down)

[The Joker]

Why are you so mad at him besides the words? Yeah I hate the way my mom words things too, but she's just old. That's how she does things.

From what you say, he just sounds concerned and interested in your feelings. He obviously knows that being a teenager is a confusing time, and that's why he's being so specific.

No he isn't. He doesn't give a flying fuck how I feels. He worded it that way because he has always been a liar so he has learned to word things a certain way. No, he's being extremely vague. I had no clue what he meant at first. He's also a homophobe, so he's concerned in the wrong way.

[nick]

It sounds like it might be best to give him a straight answer, something along the lines "No, I'm not confused at all, but I am gay".

[Azunite]

Yep, everyone says the same thing: A straight answer.
Fucks things up for a short term, helps you in the long term

[delaney1414]

he's probly concerned because he went through that stage and he might know what it feels like and how hard it was for him not being able to talk to anyone about his confusion

[Fourth Dimension]

he honsetly sounds like how my dad is 70% of the time

[Charleigh]

I guess my problem is that he pussyfoots and bullshits around, says statements without any sort of proof or reason.

Well then tell him straight, he's beating around the bush and looking for evidence to pick up on, to see if your gay.
Tell him your gay. Im not saying, call him gay, but tell him your gay lol.

[Bath]

My opinion, is that it's not really that big of a deal. He probably doesn't know any better, a better way to bring it up. I know it has you upset, but it shouldn't really (but I'm not one to tell you to chill out because I get like this all the fucking time.) What I'm trying to say is try not to dwell on it. Rant about it like you did now, and then let it go. Just tell yourself "Eh, he can fuck off." and then kind of, just, move past it.

Life is too short to focus on the things you hate. Tell your dad how you felt about it, and it's okay to be a bit angry. But if he still makes you upset, just live and let live. There's nothing else you can do.