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Daniel_
December 28th, 2010, 02:39 PM
Just post what you currently have copied. Simple as that. Heres mine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIhTd_2j05w

Kiko
December 28th, 2010, 02:41 PM
http://discovermagazine.com/photos/100-top-science-stories-of-2010

I'm a nerd :D

nick
December 28th, 2010, 02:41 PM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickf93/

That's a relief!

Malcolm Tucker
December 28th, 2010, 02:45 PM
Flight EI 134

Submitted by: Michael
Departure Airport: General Edward Lawrence Logan International Airport (KBOS)
Arrival Airport: Shannon Airport (EINN)
Aircraft: A330-202 (EI DUO)
Flight Time: 5.51
Date Submitted: 28/12/2010
Route: LBSTA EBONY N95B CYMON DENDU 5150N 5340N 5330N 5320N LIMRI DOLIP UN525 SHA
Status: Accepted
FLIGHT DETAILS
Gross Revenue:
(212 load / £ 0.00 per unit
£ 0.00
Fuel Cost:
(81256 fuel used @ 0 / unit)
£ 0.00
Additional Log Information:

View Log

[2010/12/29 00:43:00]
Flight IATA:EI 134
Pilot Number:EI2141
Company ICAO:EI
Aircraft Type:A332/H
PAX:212
Aircraft Registration:EI-DAA
Departing Airport: KBOS
Destination Airport: EINN
Alternate Airport:EIDW
Online: No
Route:LBSTA EBONY N95B CYMON DENDU 5150N 5340N 5330N 5320N LIMRI DOLIP UN525 SHA
Flight Level:FL370
00:43 Zero fuel Weight: 375243 Lbs, Fuel Weight: 185357 Lbs
00:43 Parking Brakes off
00:47 Com1 Freq=121.75
00:55 Com1 Freq=128.80
01:10 VR= 179 Knots
01:10 V2= 180 Knots
01:10 Take-off
01:10 Take off Weight: 558082 Lbs
01:10 Wind: 325 @ 019 Knots Heading: 317
01:10 POS N42 22 06 W071 00 38
01:10 N11 103 N12 103
01:10 Gear Up: 180 Knots
01:10 Flaps:3 at 180 Knots
01:11 Com1 Freq=124.40
01:11 Flaps:2 at 197 Knots
01:11 Flaps:1 at 196 Knots
01:12 Flaps:0 at 195 Knots
01:13 Com1 Freq=119.25
01:18 Com1 Freq=128.20
01:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 041 Ground Speed: 386 Knots Altitude 32716 ft
01:28 Simulation Rate 2x
01:28 Simulation Rate 4x
01:31 Simulation Rate 16x
01:36 Com1 Freq=133.45
01:40 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 046 Ground Speed: 483 Knots Altitude 30308 ft
01:43 Com1 Freq=124.25
01:45 Com1 Freq=124.30
01:45 Simulation Rate 4x
01:51 Simulation Rate 16x
01:55 Com1 Freq=127.12
01:55 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 054 Ground Speed: 482 Knots Altitude 30465 ft
02:02 Com1 Freq=135.65
02:10 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 058 Ground Speed: 471 Knots Altitude 29721 ft
02:11 Com1 Freq=132.80
02:24 Com1 Freq=132.30
02:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 061 Ground Speed: 501 Knots Altitude 30741 ft
02:31 Com1 Freq=134.60
02:40 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 065 Ground Speed: 509 Knots Altitude 30990 ft
02:47 Com1 Freq=124.17
02:50 Com1 Freq=132.10
02:55 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 071 Ground Speed: 512 Knots Altitude 30990 ft
03:10 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 078 Ground Speed: 491 Knots Altitude 29908 ft
03:13 Com1 Freq=125.07
03:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 080 Ground Speed: 484 Knots Altitude 30616 ft
03:40 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 077 Ground Speed: 483 Knots Altitude 30987 ft
03:55 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 066 Ground Speed: 492 Knots Altitude 30987 ft
03:58 Simulation Rate 8x
04:10 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 087 Ground Speed: 494 Knots Altitude 30990 ft
04:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 085 Ground Speed: 495 Knots Altitude 30990 ft
04:28 Simulation Rate 16x
04:40 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 087 Ground Speed: 495 Knots Altitude 30990 ft
04:45 Com1 Freq=123.95
04:55 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 088 Ground Speed: 490 Knots Altitude 30744 ft
05:10 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 092 Ground Speed: 490 Knots Altitude 30744 ft
05:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 096 Ground Speed: 490 Knots Altitude 30744 ft
05:40 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 098 Ground Speed: 491 Knots Altitude 30744 ft
05:51 Com1 Freq=127.50
05:55 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 090 Ground Speed: 491 Knots Altitude 30751 ft
06:07 Simulation Rate 4x
06:10 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 067 Ground Speed: 473 Knots Altitude 27352 ft
06:14 Com1 Freq=131.15
06:18 Com1 Freq=118.70
06:19 Simulation Rate 1x
06:21 Flaps:2 at 226 Knots
06:21 Flaps:3 at 179 Knots
06:22 Flaps:2 at 155 Knots
06:22 Flaps:3 at 161 Knots
06:24 Gear Down: 164 Knots
06:24 Flaps:4 at 164 Knots
06:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 043 Ground Speed: 189 Knots Altitude 2221 ft
06:27 TouchDown:Rate -379 ft/min Speed: 173 Knots
06:27 Land
06:27 Wind:[email protected] Knots
06:27 Heading: 052
06:27 Flight Duration: 05:17
06:27 Landing Weight: 480306 Lbs
06:27 POS N52 42 10 W008 55 22
06:28 Com1 Freq=121.80
06:34 Parking brakes on
06:34 Block to Block Duration: 05:51
06:34 Final Fuel: 104100 Lbls
06:34 Spent Fuel: 81256 Lbls
06:34 Flight Length: 2506 NM
06:34 TOD Land Length: 2506 NM

Comments

Commenter Comment
Michael: "was flown on EI-DAA (St. Keeva/Caoimhe). Have no clue why it didn't come up on FSAcars."
Route Map

Death
December 28th, 2010, 02:55 PM
[QUOTE=Kiko;1123852]

BTW, seeing that I'm currently using a Mac, I pressed Command + V instead of Ctrl + V. Didn't think about that, did you!?

ShatteredWings
December 28th, 2010, 03:02 PM
Sept 2008

Azunite
December 28th, 2010, 03:28 PM
Flight EI 134

Submitted by: Michael
Departure Airport: General Edward Lawrence Logan International Airport (KBOS)
Arrival Airport: Shannon Airport (EINN)
Aircraft: A330-202 (EI DUO)
Flight Time: 5.51
Date Submitted: 28/12/2010
Route: LBSTA EBONY N95B CYMON DENDU 5150N 5340N 5330N 5320N LIMRI DOLIP UN525 SHA
Status: Accepted
FLIGHT DETAILS
Gross Revenue:
(212 load / £ 0.00 per unit
£ 0.00
Fuel Cost:
(81256 fuel used @ 0 / unit)
£ 0.00
Additional Log Information:

View Log

[2010/12/29 00:43:00]
Flight IATA:EI 134
Pilot Number:EI2141
Company ICAO:EI
Aircraft Type:A332/H
PAX:212
Aircraft Registration:EI-DAA
Departing Airport: KBOS
Destination Airport: EINN
Alternate Airport:EIDW
Online: No
Route:LBSTA EBONY N95B CYMON DENDU 5150N 5340N 5330N 5320N LIMRI DOLIP UN525 SHA
Flight Level:FL370
00:43 Zero fuel Weight: 375243 Lbs, Fuel Weight: 185357 Lbs
00:43 Parking Brakes off
00:47 Com1 Freq=121.75
00:55 Com1 Freq=128.80
01:10 VR= 179 Knots
01:10 V2= 180 Knots
01:10 Take-off
01:10 Take off Weight: 558082 Lbs
01:10 Wind: 325 @ 019 Knots Heading: 317
01:10 POS N42 22 06 W071 00 38
01:10 N11 103 N12 103
01:10 Gear Up: 180 Knots
01:10 Flaps:3 at 180 Knots
01:11 Com1 Freq=124.40
01:11 Flaps:2 at 197 Knots
01:11 Flaps:1 at 196 Knots
01:12 Flaps:0 at 195 Knots
01:13 Com1 Freq=119.25
01:18 Com1 Freq=128.20
01:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 041 Ground Speed: 386 Knots Altitude 32716 ft
01:28 Simulation Rate 2x
01:28 Simulation Rate 4x
01:31 Simulation Rate 16x
01:36 Com1 Freq=133.45
01:40 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 046 Ground Speed: 483 Knots Altitude 30308 ft
01:43 Com1 Freq=124.25
01:45 Com1 Freq=124.30
01:45 Simulation Rate 4x
01:51 Simulation Rate 16x
01:55 Com1 Freq=127.12
01:55 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 054 Ground Speed: 482 Knots Altitude 30465 ft
02:02 Com1 Freq=135.65
02:10 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 058 Ground Speed: 471 Knots Altitude 29721 ft
02:11 Com1 Freq=132.80
02:24 Com1 Freq=132.30
02:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 061 Ground Speed: 501 Knots Altitude 30741 ft
02:31 Com1 Freq=134.60
02:40 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 065 Ground Speed: 509 Knots Altitude 30990 ft
02:47 Com1 Freq=124.17
02:50 Com1 Freq=132.10
02:55 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 071 Ground Speed: 512 Knots Altitude 30990 ft
03:10 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 078 Ground Speed: 491 Knots Altitude 29908 ft
03:13 Com1 Freq=125.07
03:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 080 Ground Speed: 484 Knots Altitude 30616 ft
03:40 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 077 Ground Speed: 483 Knots Altitude 30987 ft
03:55 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 066 Ground Speed: 492 Knots Altitude 30987 ft
03:58 Simulation Rate 8x
04:10 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 087 Ground Speed: 494 Knots Altitude 30990 ft
04:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 085 Ground Speed: 495 Knots Altitude 30990 ft
04:28 Simulation Rate 16x
04:40 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 087 Ground Speed: 495 Knots Altitude 30990 ft
04:45 Com1 Freq=123.95
04:55 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 088 Ground Speed: 490 Knots Altitude 30744 ft
05:10 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 092 Ground Speed: 490 Knots Altitude 30744 ft
05:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 096 Ground Speed: 490 Knots Altitude 30744 ft
05:40 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 098 Ground Speed: 491 Knots Altitude 30744 ft
05:51 Com1 Freq=127.50
05:55 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 090 Ground Speed: 491 Knots Altitude 30751 ft
06:07 Simulation Rate 4x
06:10 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 067 Ground Speed: 473 Knots Altitude 27352 ft
06:14 Com1 Freq=131.15
06:18 Com1 Freq=118.70
06:19 Simulation Rate 1x
06:21 Flaps:2 at 226 Knots
06:21 Flaps:3 at 179 Knots
06:22 Flaps:2 at 155 Knots
06:22 Flaps:3 at 161 Knots
06:24 Gear Down: 164 Knots
06:24 Flaps:4 at 164 Knots
06:25 Wind:[email protected] Knots Heading: 043 Ground Speed: 189 Knots Altitude 2221 ft
06:27 TouchDown:Rate -379 ft/min Speed: 173 Knots
06:27 Land
06:27 Wind:[email protected] Knots
06:27 Heading: 052
06:27 Flight Duration: 05:17
06:27 Landing Weight: 480306 Lbs
06:27 POS N52 42 10 W008 55 22
06:28 Com1 Freq=121.80
06:34 Parking brakes on
06:34 Block to Block Duration: 05:51
06:34 Final Fuel: 104100 Lbls
06:34 Spent Fuel: 81256 Lbls
06:34 Flight Length: 2506 NM
06:34 TOD Land Length: 2506 NM

Comments

Commenter Comment
Michael: "was flown on EI-DAA (St. Keeva/Caoimhe). Have no clue why it didn't come up on FSAcars."
Route Map

Okay :D

Harley Quinn
December 28th, 2010, 03:36 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le2bk8OeC71qbn36to1_500.jpg

UnknownError
December 28th, 2010, 05:29 PM
Where did you come from,
where did you go?
Where did you come from,
Cotton Eye Joe. [8]
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs737.ash1/163076_114371491967862_100001850358521_104789_1711649_n.jpg

I was to scared to post it without checking it first myself. :L

Jess
December 28th, 2010, 05:33 PM
This MOD was originally written by tas2580 as 'Similar Topics'. It was then modified by Xabi into 'Precise Similar Topics' offering a lighter and more precise query. Now I have modified it further for a complete, light-weight, efficient and pretty implementation in your forum.

Death
December 28th, 2010, 07:26 PM
I would post another from my Windows 7, but that would involve giving away my IP adress.

NeverTooLate
December 28th, 2010, 07:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH7WXlf9WLk

Origami
December 28th, 2010, 07:32 PM
Considering my clipboard is currently holding a Photoshop layer, hitting paste wouldn't actually post anything.
Nice try though.

Jess
December 28th, 2010, 07:46 PM
Here you can manage the available MODs on your board. AutoMODs allows you to customize your board by automatically installing modifications produced by the phpBB community. For further information on MODs and AutoMOD please visit the phpBB website. To add a MOD to this list, use the form at the bottom of this page. Alternatively, you may unzip it and upload the files to the /store/mods/ directory on your server.

Jamie
December 28th, 2010, 07:49 PM
Of course it's an issue when kids not old enough to mentally deal with it are having sex, but really it's the pregnancy. Children of teenage parents are much likley to end up growing up in single parent families etc. This can cause all sorts of mental problems for those children in later life and it's not fair on them.
This is what I had copied to my clipboard. Never got around to actually replying to them.

Kiko
December 28th, 2010, 07:51 PM
https://www.pajamajeans.com/flare/next

XD Asking Jessi if she thought these were practical

mzhockey1696
December 28th, 2010, 09:20 PM
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Ender
December 28th, 2010, 09:21 PM
Track.

:D I'm a runner.


Well...... i'm a forum nerd xD

ShatteredWings
December 28th, 2010, 09:27 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_The_Brady_Bunch#Mike_Brady

MSN won't let me click links, so i have to copy/paste them

Daniel_
December 28th, 2010, 09:30 PM
http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/piedude345/DSC05192.jpg


oh yeah lol, i was posting pictures of my class ring in Trae's thread. xD

Jess
December 28th, 2010, 09:31 PM
Activity series of halogens

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December 28th, 2010, 09:36 PM
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deadpie
December 29th, 2010, 12:10 AM
"Every gentleman should be able to do these three things: converse on any subject without losing your cool, play at least one instrument well, and provide good competition at chess..."

These were my grandfather's words to me on my fifth birthday, as he presented me with my first chess set, and sat down to teach me how to play. His advice has served me well to this day, and now I feel it is perhaps time to pass it on to others. I am not a grand master, nor am I on the tournament circuit; neither of those interest me. I am, however, the man to beat among coffee shops, friends, and acquaintances. For most people, this is all they really desire: to be good enough at something they can beat who they know personally (and to have fun as well, of course!)

I believe one of the reasons there are far more "bad" chess players out there than "average" ones is because most chess strategy books read like technical manuals. Additionally, few people want to bother with the effort of reading a book on chess. They don't want to be a Chess Player, they just want to be decent at chess. This is my purpose: to explain enough of the mentality, rules, and strategy, that your chess game improves. Experienced players may gain nothing from this, and may feel compelled to add their own strategies as well. I welcome those future additions.
SPECIAL RULES: As a player, it is your responsibility to be acquainted with the rules of chess. If you don't even know how the pieces move, this node will do you little good. It is a very good idea to learn both types of notation (traditional and algebraic) Three rules, however, that are most frequently misunderstood are en passant, castling, and stalemate. These three rules are what I have seen the least number of people know about.
en passant - As you already know, your pawn has the option, on its first move, to move 2 squares. To understand en passant, you must realize that your pawn is considered to be in both squares until the end of your opponent's next move. This is why the pawn may be taken from the "skipped" square. Only a pawn is capable of taking another pawn en passant, and the rule does not apply to any other piece. The mentality, however, does.
castling - A very similar effect to en passant applies to castling, but first, the easy way to remember how to castle: Your king moves to the left or the right, to the next square of his starting color (two squares). The rook on the side he moved to is placed on the other side of the king, beside him. You can not castle under the following conditions: if your king has moved, if the rook who's side you are castling to has moved, if any of the squares between and including the king and rook are directly threatened by an enemy piece. For instance, if an enemy bishop could, on his move, place himself between your king and rook, you could not castle.
stalemate - Simply put, when one player cannot move without placing his king in check, though he is not currently in check. This results in a draw.
KNOW YOUR BOARD: Chess is sometimes a game of psychology when played between two humans. When playing against a computer, strategy is always the winning factor. But if your opponent has to tell you how to set up your own pieces, or starts correcting you on the name of your pieces, you will quickly find your game faltering, and others laughing at you.
It's not a "horsey". It's a knight. - This is not some elitist chess lingo, it is the standard term for the piece with a horse-head on it. If you still insist on calling it a horsey, stop, or you deserve to be laughed at and ridiculed. The only piece that technically has two names is the rook. It is also known as a castle, but most refer to it as a rook.
Setting the board. - The orientation of the board should always place a white square at your lower right. The queen always goes on her own color. "Monarchy needs Church support" is a good way of remembering to put your bishops in the correct place on either side of the king and queen. White always goes first. If you want to go first, you must play white, you don't just say "I want to go first this time, but I'll still play black." For your own house rules, that's fine, but suggesting it to another chess player is liable to get the same response as the "horsey" comment.
Default attacks. - I made this term up to describe the attack pattern of any piece from it's starting position. Examine each piece at some point, and look where it could move in one turn, without the pawns being in the way. Now set up your pawns and note how your line of pawns blocks the ability of another piece to move along this path. This is the secret to good positioning in the early game. Sometimes you want it blocked, and sometimes you don't. Knowing when to do which comes later, but first you need to understand the potential of each piece on their first move. Later, you should try to know at least the potential first two moves for both bishops and knights (not first move of the game, but first move of that piece).
KEEP YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT: - Your first priority is always capturing the king. Skilled players will lure their opponent with even their queen if they thought it would keep you from checkmating them. However, it's not always feasible to go after the king. This is when you must decide what is most important. Capturing, advancing, defense, traps, and so forth, will all compete for your attention and change every single turn. Here are a list of possible priorities to consider besides taking the king.
Material Battle: If you are fighting a battle of material, it means you are trying to capture more points worth of pieces than your opponent. This is one of the most basic strategies, and can provide a sound structure for learning new ones. The point value of each captured piece is as follows: King=200, Queen=9, Rook=5, Bishop=3, Knight=3 (though some place it at 2.5), and a Pawn=1. The point value is based off of pawns, and the value of a tradeoff is one way to determine the value of a move. For instance, if it only cost you a knight and a bishop to take your opponent's queen (lose 6 points, gain 9), you have netted 3 points. This priority has its limitations though; you certainly wouldn't want to lose 6 pawns and a bishop just to take the enemy queen. The sheer loss of numbers would be staggering, and pawns are very useful in the endgame. Position also plays a large role in the relative value of a piece. There have been games where I have gladly sacrificed a knight to take out two very troublesome pawns. So, while Material Battle is a good foundation for a strategy, it is not the ultimate one.
Positional Play - Position is everything in chess. The placement of a particular pawn or knight can turn the tide of an entire game. If your defensive placement is poor, your forces will crumble once the gaps are apparent. Positional thinking takes time to learn, and involves breaking the stigma of losing the Material Battle. Positional play is primarily defensive in nature. Every piece should be guarded by at least another piece, or be able to be immediately protected if something threatens it. You must also anticipate future moves. Use your pawns in just the right way, and you can lock in such pieces as the knight and bishop. Use your knights the right way, and you can fork several unfortunate pieces, and force your opponent to decide which he wishes to lose. Using positional play, you must keep in mind future moves constantly. While this is an excellent strategy, and can defeat the material game, it is not recommended until the more basic concepts are mastered.
Impossible Win Combinations – This is my current favored strategy. There are certain combinations of pieces, or positions, with which it is impossible to win. A king and one minor piece is never enough to force a win and thus the game will be a draw. A king with two knights against a king is also insufficient to force a win; however, since this inability is partly a result of poor timing inherent in the knight's awkward moves there are circumstances where a win can be forced if the opponent also has a pawn. If, in the endgame, you can leave yourself with any of the following, and prevent your opponent from the same, you are virtually assured a win:
King and queen vs. king
King and rook vs. king
King and two bishops vs. king
King, bishop and knight vs. king
WEAK VS. STRONG DEFENSES: Beginner players often fall for the old wive's tale of an impossible-to-beat defense. There is no such defense. Perhaps if an opponent could opt to pass in lieu of moving a piece, this would be possible, but there is an offense for every defense, the key is finding either the gap, or the keystone piece.
Gaps. - A gap occurs most often in the diagonals, as bishops can slip between a solid pawn defense and often find safe harbor behind the pawns. This is death for your defense, as pawns have no rear defense other than the pieces set to protect them. Knights are also an effective fence-jumper. To prevent gaps, remember your "default attacks". Each player has a black-square travelling bishop, and a white-square travelling bishop. If your pieces are arranged in such a way that they threaten the respective travelling color of the bishop, along the places he threatens, you limit his ability to travel. If you threaten key squares that your opponent's knights can move to within the next two turns, you force him to choose to use another piece or waste several turns trying to reposition.
Gridlock. - If you gridlock yourself, you have positioned your pieces in such a way that their potential moves are extremely limited. In other words, if your own pieces are in the way of moving, they will either get captured, or prove useless until much later in the game. The difference between a strong defense and gridlocked defense is the amount of freedom your pieces have in which to move, while still protecting the king. The best way to avoid gridlock is to never focus too much on one of your pieces, and use your bishop gaps as "murder holes". Knights rarely suffer from gridlock, but when it happens, disaster can result.
Don't waste your pawns. - That's your opponent's job. If at all possible, I try not to lose pawns unless it results in a significant material or positional advantage. Though the pawn is the least valuable piece, this makes it one of the most effective for endgame attack strategies. Since the pawn can later become a queen, block other pawns, commit small forks, and block travel routes of other pieces, two "passed" pawns in the endgame can be a serious force to reckon with. A passed pawn is a pawn that has passed the fourth rank, placing it on the opponent's half of the board. At this point, the pawn is no longer a defensive structure, it is a very real threat, and your opponent will be forced to decide whether to continue on offense, chase the pawn, or attack another piece. Pawns can also provide a protected square with which to bring down your queen and mate the enemy king, or at least cause serious havoc.
The center four squares. - The four squares in the very center of the board are often considered the most valuable positions in the early game. Most combat ensues around these squares, and the controller of this area forces his opponent to either take serious losses to break through, or creep along the sides, risking exposure for minimal threat. If you intend to play a defensive strategy, try focusing on guarding and threatening the center squares in the first 10 moves. This is not absolute, and more advanced strategies eschew the center squares at times, but for the purposes of the average player, this will help.
WEAK VS. STRONG OFFENSE: Just as there are no ultimate defenses, there are no ultimate offenses. However, a firm understanding of attack fundamentals can help. If you know the rules of chess, you already have the knowledge to win, it is a simple matter of realizing it. If you play multiple strategy games, there is a universal concept that must be realized and understood before you can regularly win. I call this concept, "The Move".
Initiative - In Go, there is a term called "sente", and it took a while of playing Go before I realized the same applies to chess. What sente means can fill entire books, but summarized it is this: making a threatening move that your opponent is forced to respond to, while at the same time increasing the strength of your position, defense, and retaining the initiative for your next move. In chess this is referred to as "initiative". Putting your opponent in check from a distance is an excellent example of initiative, but it goes much deeper than that. As you advance and realize more of the potential of combined pieces, you will begin to find moves which, if your opponent does not respond to them, will end in their checkmate a few turns later. This is an excellent way to start learning how to think ahead several moves. If you have initiative, then you have the the upper hand against your opponent, and the ability to force him to move a certain way or risk losing.
Forking - This is one of the most (and least) effective manuevers. Against less skilled players, it is devastating, against experienced players, simply threatening a fork can grant you initiative. A fork is what happens when one piece threatens more than once piece, almost guarenteeing a kill. The most favored fork is to move your knight to the the third or sixth rank, on your opponent's second file, thus forking either the Queen and Rook, or the King and Rook. Forks are only effective if the piece forking is either unthreatened during the fork, or if it would cost more to take than it would to lose a forked piece. Pawns, bishops, queens, and rooks can also fork, but are, more often than not, better employed on other missions. Using bishops to support forking knights is a standard combination.
Double-up - If two pieces are moving along the same rank, file, or diagonal, and support each other, they are "doubled-up." Rooks are generally considered to be the most powerful doubling pieces, but I often find a bishop and queen perform quite nicely together, though it takes advanced planning to be effective. The reason doubled-up pieces are so much more effective is because of the fact that they protect each other, while monopolizing a particular rank, file, or diagonal. A queen and two rooks may "triple-up," though this can lead to a lack of material resources in other areas of the board. Doubling up your pawns on the same file is a bad idea, however, because they cannot guard each other.
Tease the shark - Don't give your strategy away. Ever. Tabletalk is fine, but saying "your queen is SO dead next round" is liable to taste nasty when you have to eat those words. Words are traditionally served with a side of queen, so save yourself the embaressment and hunt silently.
Pinning - Pinning happens when you have arranged the pieces in such a way that if the opponent moves a critical piece, his king can be taken. Ergo, the piece cannot move (otherwise the game would be over), and it is pinned down until the king moves. Pinning can also be directed against queens, though often with less pleasing results. To picture pinning, imagine a king at the top of a naked file, with a rook at the other end of the file, and a knight between the two. Should the knight move, the rook can take the king and win, so the night is not allowed to move. Which in turn means that any squares the knight was guarding or threatening are now free to be occupied without fear of retaliation by the knight.
Stack your battles - When attacking a keystone piece in your opponent's defenses, it's almost always in your better interests to count and stack your battles. Simply put, this means that at the end of the battle, yours should be the remaining piece in that spot. This most often occurs in the center four squares, where it is neccesary for a pawn to be eliminated from it's position. If said pawn were defended by 3 pieces, you want to make sure and attack it with 4.
CARE AND FEEDING OF YOUR PIECES: One of the most common downfalls of a good defense is forgetting that the piece you just moved was guarding a critical spot for your defense. When you start stacking your battles on a regular basis, you will get more and more efficient, learning how to free up more pieces and defending just as effectively with less. This does you no good, however, if you don't do proper maintenance on your positions. Before making a move, you should do all of the following:
Check every single piece you have to see if there is a better move. - Why bother sacrificing your knight for a bishop when another piece can take a rook for free? Your strategy should be dynamic enough to accompany changes in plans.
Check every single piece your opponent has, to see how they can respond. - Once you've decided on two or three possible moves, check every piece of your opponent's to make sure they can't spoil your fun. There's nothing quite so frustrating as pulling off a grand move with your queen, only to find there was a bishop across the board threatening that square.
Cover your Ass - If your king is left vulnerable, your opponent will more than likely take advantage of the situation. If a guarded knight stands between an enemy rook and your queen, don't move the knight! Make sure the piece you finally decide to move isn't opening the way for more valuable pieces to get slaughtered (unless you are setting a trap, which I do not recommend at this stage). If you move that queen, and she was protecting a checkmate square, make sure it gets covered quickly, before the opponent has time to respond.
ALWAYS assume the unexpected. - Prepare for what you can, but have enough "fast" pieces to respond to an unplanned threat, and keep your defensive/offensive channels unclogged.
Keep watch on the casualties. - Even if you aren't playing a material game, you still need to pay close attention to what has been taken. With this information, you should be able to get a rough idea of what needs to be done to balance out the game, or shift it more heavily in your favor. At any given time, you should know exactly which of you is down, and by how much. If nothing else, it impresses people who ask "Who's winning?"
Becoming better at chess boils down to the realization of the potential of each piece in combination with the others. Books on chess are helpful guides and study tools if you really want to go deeper into this fascinating art. Not all of them are about chess, either. Sun Tzu's The Art of War applies quite well to chess. However, books can only tell you what others have long ago figured out. If you ever want to truly master the game, you will need an understanding of nearly every possible combination of pieces. The rest is just maintenance and biding your time.

hotandgay
December 29th, 2010, 12:29 AM
Yoshi280399:

Trevoooor
December 29th, 2010, 12:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXxVxFlENhI

I'm cool.

Commander Thor
December 29th, 2010, 01:32 AM
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16889005126


Hmmm.

KylieEatWorld
December 29th, 2010, 03:50 AM
[QUOTE=Commander Awesome;1125750]

Cool.

Fourth Dimension
December 29th, 2010, 04:58 AM
Abercrombie

UnknownError
December 29th, 2010, 08:55 AM
heres that coke u ordered

WTF? o.O

Harley Quinn
December 29th, 2010, 09:21 AM
*THAT DONT IMPRESS ME MUCH, UH UH UHHH
*DONT GET ME WRONG I THINK YOU'RE ALRIGHTTT

o.o

Ender
December 29th, 2010, 10:16 AM
heres that coke u ordered

WTF? o.O

We... no comment

*THAT DONT IMPRESS ME MUCH, UH UH UHHH
*DONT GET ME WRONG I THINK YOU'RE ALRIGHTTT

o.o

Lol, Bhan.. smh

ShatteredWings
December 29th, 2010, 11:11 AM
http://www.fesco-na.com/images/us_europe_map_4.jpg

jcfla9
December 29th, 2010, 11:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozpdBvB0hek


awesome

Jess
December 29th, 2010, 12:30 PM
From this panel you can administrate all your usergroups. You can delete, create and edit existing groups. Furthermore, you may choose group leaders, toggle open/hidden/closed group status and set the group name and description.

SlightlySane
December 29th, 2010, 12:40 PM
the only thing he ever told me was "I feel like we're spreading apart and I can't shake the feeling of it" and I couldn't get any other answer than that


...yeah...

jockboy14
December 29th, 2010, 01:13 PM
Okay, if it's a "Salute..." I can understand. BUT, it's December 28th (have no idea what they could be saluting), and how is wearing "urban" gray camo a salute to the troops. Just looks like they've earned the Prestige Level 5 and decided to "upgrade".


yup.

Azunite
December 29th, 2010, 01:21 PM
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/

The Joker
December 29th, 2010, 01:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sVcroVfiy4

UnknownError
December 29th, 2010, 02:44 PM
AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOH BABY BABY BABY OOHH BABY BABY BABY OOH THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE

LOL I always get the most random things when I come on this thread. :L

Daniel_
December 29th, 2010, 10:52 PM
AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOH BABY BABY BABY OOHH BABY BABY BABY OOH THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE


http://i54.tinypic.com/25ps7ba.jpg




http://i54.tinypic.com/25ps7ba.jpg
Ohwait, I just copy/pasted that picture.

/facepalm

Jess
December 29th, 2010, 11:38 PM
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The Joker
December 30th, 2010, 12:22 AM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-09-28/124806161119.jpg

Aves
December 30th, 2010, 12:30 AM
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/

hollisterbabe
December 30th, 2010, 12:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDgQEQoIBrU
:)

The Joker
December 30th, 2010, 02:09 AM
http://totallytop10.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/emo8.jpg

trooneh
December 30th, 2010, 02:17 AM
I shot my love today, would you cry for me
I lost my head again, would you lie for me
I left her in the sand just a burden in my hand
I lost my head again, would you cry for me

KylieEatWorld
December 30th, 2010, 02:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWIoYBYo0IU&feature=related

hmmm...

Wicked_Syn
December 30th, 2010, 02:35 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Brand-New-Jack-Daniels-electric-guitar-limited-edition-/270683567036?pt=AU_Musical_Instruments_Instruments&hash=item3f05ff73bc#ht_7768wt_1236

fucking awesome right?

Death
December 30th, 2010, 06:31 AM
boys' names beginning with x

mrmcdonaldduck
December 30th, 2010, 06:32 AM
http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=89870

I dont even know. :P

Jess
December 30th, 2010, 11:30 AM
White Chocolate Tree

Penguin Candle Holder

Barely Plushie

And

250sP!

ShatteredWings
December 30th, 2010, 11:48 AM
[ronnie's MSN]


not posting it public :P

Quick_Sylver
December 30th, 2010, 12:54 PM
I was setting up a post last night... o.0
http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx138/Secrasi/ReesenMe.png

Jess
December 30th, 2010, 01:51 PM
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Daniel_
January 1st, 2011, 11:23 AM
CIhTd_2j05w

georgiamay
January 1st, 2011, 11:29 AM
http://www.sc.edu/fitzgerald/biography.html

o_O only because I saw his name on the back of a notebook. I was curious :P

Weeping
January 1st, 2011, 11:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8410qUT4QtA&NR=1


~ Haha, don't ask xD

Jess
January 1st, 2011, 11:47 AM
Tab contents

Quick_Sylver
January 1st, 2011, 08:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atrWkIKvmlk&feature=related%22

*shrug*

Kaius
January 1st, 2011, 08:36 PM
YOU WILL FUCK HIM AND YOU WILL BE KNOCKED UP

LOL don't ask it was on nats tumblr.

Ender
January 1st, 2011, 09:01 PM
YOU WILL FUCK HIM AND YOU WILL BE KNOCKED UP

LOL don't ask it was on nats tumblr.

umm okay then..

anyways...

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lee+county+florida&aq=2

ShatteredWings
January 1st, 2011, 09:17 PM
pulling about 1.67 G


[quoting wikipedia]

Jess
January 1st, 2011, 09:24 PM
Mon 1-3-11: AM, PM

4,5 members, 65 active. new members: ..... / 4,5 members now, 65 active now. new member: ....

.....

.....

.....

.....

disassociation2016
January 2nd, 2011, 03:21 PM
http://tinyurl.com/b956gt

Vonn
January 2nd, 2011, 03:23 PM
http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/thehost-header.jpg

Azunite
January 2nd, 2011, 03:29 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SWAT

Jess
January 2nd, 2011, 05:13 PM
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Wicked_Syn
January 2nd, 2011, 05:46 PM
tiousesays.....Don't ask lmao

Ender
January 2nd, 2011, 05:52 PM
Do more homework
do better at my job
be a better person
be the best i can be for him
run more

Jess
January 2nd, 2011, 05:58 PM
General Error
SQL ERROR [ mysql4 ]

NeverTooLate
January 3rd, 2011, 02:45 AM
They tried so hard to follow
But no one can
Inside, you are so hollow
You'll understand
....some lyrics

Jess
January 3rd, 2011, 09:24 PM
ryguy23

Daniel_
January 4th, 2011, 05:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/user/edbassmaster#p/search/21/1Khz0jCm6Sg

Jess
January 4th, 2011, 11:13 PM
Xxxxx

Sebastian Michaelis
January 4th, 2011, 11:22 PM
(depends on how turned on i am and temp.)

Jess
January 4th, 2011, 11:36 PM
40..............///

Weeping
January 4th, 2011, 11:44 PM
*Rith/Syvelocin's msn*

Commander Thor
January 4th, 2011, 11:46 PM
compatible; YandexBot/3.0; +http://yandex.com/bots


I was adding a bot to the bots list on a few of the forums I have control over....

Alfred Pennyworth
January 4th, 2011, 11:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntu-poC2FOI

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/174/trollface.png

willrod
January 5th, 2011, 12:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JPE8jMe2Mo

lol it's kinda interesting check it out :P forgot I copied it, must've been a couple hours ago lol

Jess
January 5th, 2011, 10:50 AM
Times: 10:5 AM, 3: PM

Daniel_
January 5th, 2011, 05:44 PM
dezmond *******?

it's a name of someone i know, so i blocked out the last name. you creepers >.>

Philleeep
January 5th, 2011, 06:09 PM
The place where you'll find Wales' No.1 Whore !!!
Yes, its the one and only.... Kerry Davies from Cefn Glas, in Bridgend. The biggest slut in Bridgend !
She's had more cock than i've had chinese takeaways !

--------------------------------
i was on a rant about how badly port-raid bridgend is and i copied and pasted this offline when you type in bridgend this sort of stuff comes up :$

Jess
January 5th, 2011, 06:09 PM
I accept 0 - Snowflake Scarf has been put in your items

ShatteredWings
January 5th, 2011, 06:13 PM
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Gateway+-+Laptop+/+Intel%26%23174%3B+Pentium%26%23174%3B+Processor+/+15.6%22+Display+/+3GB+Memory+/+320GB+Hard+Drive+-+Satin+Black/1250664.p?id=1218242900141&skuId=1250664&st=NV55C03u&cp=1&lp=1


Not a bot :P

Jess
January 5th, 2011, 07:50 PM
I accept 0 - Luminaire Kitty has been put in your items

Daniel_
January 6th, 2011, 05:17 PM
yep. then transfer over to u of m. know what your gonna do yet?

Jess
January 6th, 2011, 06:06 PM
The Hunters of Artemis

Daniel_
January 7th, 2011, 07:19 AM
http://i53.tinypic.com/23i9rfk.jpg

Continuum
January 7th, 2011, 08:04 AM
Fat Larry's Band

:P

Weeping
January 7th, 2011, 10:49 AM
Apparently I haven't copied anything, lol

Jess
January 7th, 2011, 10:58 AM
4,633 members, 664 active. new members: benmarian, thefbfans, GetawayPieces6, ppFFrr89, Jeanettes, Juana, Teddy30, thewinter889, Michalek1983

Weeping
January 7th, 2011, 12:47 PM
http://www.text.nu/storage/barack%20obama%20plays%20world%20of%20warcraft.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12 49585695420

Jess
January 7th, 2011, 05:59 PM
Sat 1-8-11: AM, PM

Weeping
January 10th, 2011, 08:29 PM
/love

Vonn
January 10th, 2011, 08:31 PM
[/CENTER]

Trying to fix my sig.

NeverTooLate
January 10th, 2011, 08:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfPZp5Rhjo >.< dont even remember getting this

skinny_white_boy
January 10th, 2011, 08:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEQMRJ30Ma8&feature=related

ahh i was sharing this part of family guy with my friends :)
i laughed so hard when i saw this that i cried xD

Jamie
January 10th, 2011, 08:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oPxa3C3iu0

Jess
January 10th, 2011, 10:10 PM
Fonts: Gabriola, Typo Garden Demo

Wicked_Syn
January 10th, 2011, 10:12 PM
EDIT - EDIT - edit - edit - EDIT - EDIT - edit - edit


EDIT - EDIT - edit - edit - EDIT - EDIT - edit - edit


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Jess
January 11th, 2011, 01:50 PM
•Accepts AP credit
•Admission policies/options
–Early admission
–Deferred admission
–Preferential admission
•Average GPA or QPA of admitted freshmen: 3.2
•Essays are optional but recommended

ikhasgkfjh
January 11th, 2011, 08:32 PM
The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office Explorer and Junior Explorer Programs are chartered through Boy Scouts of America and is designed for young men and women between the ages of 14 and 21 (11-14 for Junior Explorers), who are interested in law enforcement training, community service and recreation programs. When you become a member, we hope to broaden your outlook into law enforcement as a career.

(I am not promoting anything, My friend wanted to know what the PBSO Explorers program is...)

Jess
January 11th, 2011, 08:59 PM
The Last Olympian

Daniel_
January 11th, 2011, 10:25 PM
Wel.to.the.Rileys

Brighter.Tomorrow
January 11th, 2011, 11:59 PM
http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/aids/AIDS-32.jpg

NeverTooLate
January 12th, 2011, 02:40 AM
http://twitpic.com/3pap1g

ikhasgkfjh
January 12th, 2011, 03:53 PM
http://twitpic.com/3pap1g

lmfao that made my day

Daniel_
January 12th, 2011, 03:54 PM
i lift things up and put them down.

Jess
January 12th, 2011, 04:08 PM
the Great Prophecy

Daniel_
January 12th, 2011, 10:03 PM
FUQT5K5zi_I

Cryofthewolf
January 12th, 2011, 10:11 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/01/12/2011-01-12_brisbane_becomes_the_latest_victim_of_australias_deadly_floods_thousands_evac uat.html

Haha article I posted on Facebook/this site.

Cryofthewolf
January 12th, 2011, 10:11 PM
i lift things up and put them down.

Love that commercial. x-D

Weeping
January 13th, 2011, 11:22 AM
http://wow.mmorpg-life.com/25345/quest/up-to-the-citadel-2/

Jess
January 13th, 2011, 01:57 PM
4,687 members, 691 active. new members: Ninja361, jewelsarc, mleaman02

EDIT: 4,688 members now, 690 active now. new member: krlmrin02

ikhasgkfjh
January 14th, 2011, 10:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFI3N1SODGM

Jess
January 15th, 2011, 11:34 AM
Jan 14, 2011 @ 10:50 pm

Weeping
January 15th, 2011, 08:58 PM
empty xD

Jess
January 15th, 2011, 08:59 PM
Applying

skinny_white_boy
January 15th, 2011, 09:22 PM
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb472/Tka126/car.jpg

Picture of my car for someone xD

Vonn
January 15th, 2011, 09:24 PM
http://milkywaymariah.livejournal.com/

My source of entertainment.

Never_Forget
January 15th, 2011, 09:48 PM
http://ptr.wowhead.com/item=68777#created-by

haha I was QQing on facebook that I've already made the stamina one on my mage and now that's coming out.

Jess
January 15th, 2011, 10:21 PM
Applying

ShatteredWings
January 15th, 2011, 10:29 PM
tootsiepop14

Jess
January 15th, 2011, 10:34 PM
Cubis 2: Arcade

Daniel_
January 15th, 2011, 11:24 PM
Calliou

Jess
January 15th, 2011, 11:32 PM
4,7 members, 69 active. new members:

EDIT: 4,7 members now, 69 active . new members:

Dark_Hellfire
January 16th, 2011, 04:50 AM
You have no special abilities. You're not particularly smart, can hardly smell, can barely see, and you're not even vaguely physically or spiritually imposing

Jess
January 16th, 2011, 09:07 PM
The package you are trying to download or install is either corrupt or not compatible with this version of SMF.

Vonn
January 16th, 2011, 09:22 PM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3047297/1/Surgeon_Generals_Warning

Greatest fic ever.

DrkZ90
January 16th, 2011, 09:50 PM
http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Product/DEAD-RISING-2-CASE-WEST/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d80258410b00?cid=SLink

insanity
January 16th, 2011, 10:08 PM
I NEVER REPLYED TO THIS EMAIL

urm...lol?

Fruit_Tart.
January 16th, 2011, 10:16 PM
kihiriso

wtf? i have no idea what the hell that is... o.O crazy.

Jess
January 16th, 2011, 11:32 PM
http://

VerizoniPhone
January 17th, 2011, 12:15 AM
Mats zuccarello

Vonn
January 17th, 2011, 12:39 AM
Christopher Walken

Scooby Dooby Drew
January 17th, 2011, 12:41 AM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3662327/1/
Weird fanfic Mercury's forcing me to read 0_o

Vonn
January 17th, 2011, 01:02 AM
And you know what? They all lived happily ever after.

(It's not weird. >>; )

Jess
January 17th, 2011, 11:36 AM
jeinmar01, michael.script4, louis4963, Nikola, Pytewmota156, Marit, Vonderbach

Vonn
January 17th, 2011, 11:38 AM
Shout!

Jess
January 17th, 2011, 11:41 AM
**IMPORTANT** SITE RULES! last updated 1/16

ikhasgkfjh
January 17th, 2011, 05:05 PM
http://media.natgeotv.com/Shows/3296.jpg

Alaska State Troopers

Jess
January 17th, 2011, 06:25 PM
4,721 members, 696 active. new members: jeinmar01, michael.script4, louis4963, Nikola, Pytewmota156, Michael J, Mari, Marit, Vonderbach

EDIT: 4,727 members now, 698 active now. new members: Tateshola156, Saterhole156, Tewebcas156, Petyrpin156, Petuppoh156, Peterwat156

Fourth Dimension
January 21st, 2011, 01:25 AM
This is the moment. This is it.

Syvelocin
January 21st, 2011, 01:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92jbfz9qa9M

:P

Image (http://www.text.nu/storage/barack%20obama%20plays%20world%20of%20warcraft.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12 49585695420)

Obama's a priest? XD

Not my first guess.

NeverTooLate
January 21st, 2011, 02:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocDlOD1Hw9k song got to me :\

Fourth Dimension
January 21st, 2011, 04:49 AM
Getinkedtattoos

John Marston
January 21st, 2011, 10:27 AM
This hurricane's chasing us all underground

LOL! Not what I thought it would be xD

Jess
January 21st, 2011, 12:00 PM
4,766 members, 714 active. new members: kinzcg12, Esther7, TariTiyis231

Fourth Dimension
January 21st, 2011, 05:02 PM
Bitch please

Jess
January 21st, 2011, 06:50 PM
4,766 members, 714 active. new members: kinzcg12, Esther7, TariTiyis231

EDIT: 4,770 members now, 717 active now. new members: southernbelle, Oacknoss556, Oamksers564, Raymot

ikhasgkfjh
January 21st, 2011, 08:39 PM
http://www.cityplace.com/directory

Vonn
January 21st, 2011, 08:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_MW65XxS7s

Jess
January 21st, 2011, 11:33 PM
62,447,475

Vonn
January 21st, 2011, 11:52 PM
Here's your brand new studmuffin.

Sire
January 22nd, 2011, 12:11 AM
It is like the earth during quakes,
The ocean due to storm,

Over time friendship shall grow,
but the bonds of love shall show,
As easily as sand in the wind it is lost,
whilst the waves of life tumult

Why do you fear change?
Because you know your evil is gone?
The growth of life that you do not choose?
Made from the fire of your own futility

The strength is found in our faults
Weakness is but a term
Do not fear the slow pace of change
for life shall be to fast.




Hehe

Theone15
January 22nd, 2011, 05:53 PM
http://fantasyrping.webs.com/apps/forums/

Jess
January 23rd, 2011, 01:53 PM
4,783 members, 725 active. new members: Hyaline, qazxsw12, flashman, TichaywCear23, ewormako

Weeping
January 24th, 2011, 12:23 AM
/target highlands turkey

Jess
January 24th, 2011, 10:52 AM
michael27xhan, urikasoles12, WallStreet11, pplOo89

ikhasgkfjh
January 24th, 2011, 08:01 PM
Banned because I damn well felt like it.

lol

Jess
January 24th, 2011, 08:06 PM
Limiting Reactant - The reactant in a chemical reaction that limits the amount of product that can be formed. The reaction will stop when all of the limiting reactant is consumed.

Excess Reactant - The reactant in a chemical reaction that remains when a reaction stops when the limiting reactant is completely consumed. The excess reactant remains because there is nothing with which it can react.

Example (http://www.chem.tamu.edu/class/majors/tutorialnotefiles/limiting.htm)

Charleigh
January 31st, 2011, 02:15 PM
right back just eating
Charlie ann says:
ok (:
omg you l

Origami
January 31st, 2011, 02:22 PM
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa244/relyh/Champion.png

Vonn
January 31st, 2011, 02:23 PM
1. Name:
2. Birthday:
3. Birthplace:
4. Current Location:
5. Eye Colour:
6. Hair Colour:
7. Height:
8. Right Handed or Left Handed:
9. The Shoes You Wore Today:
10. Your Weakness:
11. Your Fears:
12. Your Perfect Pizza:
13. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
14. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
15. Thoughts First Waking Up:
16. Your Best Physical Feature:
17. Your Bedtime:
18. Pepsi or Coke:
19. MacDonalds or Burger King (Hungry Jacks):
20. Single or Group Dates:
21. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
22. Chocolate or Vanilla:
23. Cappuccino or Coffee:
24. Do you Smoke:
25. Do you Swear:
26. Do you Sing:
27. Do you Shower Daily:
28. Have you Been in Love:
29. Do you want to go to College:
30. Do you want to get Married:
31. Do you belive in yourself:
32. Do you get Motion Sickness:
33. Do you think you are Attractive:
34. Are you a Health Freak:
35. Do you get along with your Parents:
36. Do you like Thunderstorms:
37. Do you play an Instrument:
38. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
39. In the past month have you Smoked:
40. In the past month have you been on Drugs:
41. In the past month have you gone on a Date:
42. In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
43. In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
44. In the past month have you been Dumped:
45. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
46. In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
47. Ever been Drunk:
48. Ever been called a Tease:
49. Ever been Beaten up:
50. Ever Shoplifted:
51. How do you want to Die:
52. What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
53. What country would you most like to Visit:
54. Number of CDs I own:
55. Number of Piercings:

Jess
January 31st, 2011, 10:47 PM
Anatidaephobia - the fear that a duck is watching you. Quack quack.

NeverTooLate
January 31st, 2011, 10:50 PM
Elimination Chamber

Origami
January 31st, 2011, 10:51 PM
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa244/relyh/chiefagain.png

Vonn
January 31st, 2011, 10:52 PM
gif

:p

Kahn
February 1st, 2011, 12:14 AM
Vomit in the face of love.

Jess
February 1st, 2011, 11:52 AM
4,858 members, 739 active. new members: gerice, diego411, carolburnsse, phillyproperty, jaccmorr, homelearning57, clarkchia12, A Jefferson

Aves
February 1st, 2011, 01:36 PM
What if all the world you think you know
Is an elaborate dream?

Vonn
February 1st, 2011, 01:40 PM
s

...

Jess
February 1st, 2011, 03:11 PM
msanchez, renz0123

UnknownError
February 1st, 2011, 03:18 PM
lol she wis pissed :L

^ My friend on a facebook picture. XD

Vonn
February 1st, 2011, 03:20 PM
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=EWA8RFCY

Origami
February 1st, 2011, 06:47 PM
http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/member.php?u=4789

Vonn
February 1st, 2011, 06:48 PM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3881487/1/The_Unfamiliar

John Marston
February 1st, 2011, 10:32 PM
OhHaai!!

Vonn
February 1st, 2011, 10:41 PM
YOU BITCH
YOU SNEAKY LITTLE BITCH!

You took my quote out of your siggy ;_;

Jess
February 1st, 2011, 11:02 PM
4,858 members, 739 active. new members: gerice, diego411, carolburnsse, phillyproperty, jaccmorr, homelearning57, clarkchia12

EDIT: 4,859 members now, 740 active now. new member: A Jefferson

EDIT: 4,861 members now, 742 active . new members: msanchez, renz0123

EDIT: 4,862 members now, 742 active still. new member: snowbunny

EDIT: 4,864 members now, 742 active still. new members: mfarantino, elgreengeeto

Name
February 2nd, 2011, 12:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E34i-l3Knu8

EvilDeathMist
February 2nd, 2011, 12:51 AM
Life sucks! i hate life and some of the people in it.........

WTF.......is that.......i didnt say nothing like that

CONFUSED AS HELL!!!

Jess
February 2nd, 2011, 10:51 AM
4,872 members, 746 active. new members: espiniards30, peterparker01, mariaharr, dav08id, bretonalfie, matildarose, sokker

Ambrosia
February 2nd, 2011, 12:15 PM
Goodness. I'm in Newspaper class right now...Lol:

The Huntington Highsteppers are to compete in Spring, Texas on February 26 with hopes of achieving Best in Class for the small team division. Receiving this award or placing as runner up will qualify the team for a once in a lifetime opportunity: to perform in the 2011 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The competition routines include a precision military routine, a ballroom style novelty, and a contemporary number. The girls have been working hard in preparation for the coming contest. Their early mornings, weekend rehearsals and afterschool practices are sure to pay off.
A show off will be held in the gym on 2/22/11 at 7 P.M. to showcase their competition routines. The event will be free and open to the public, so come show the Steppers your support. Good luck girls!

districtnowhere
February 2nd, 2011, 12:30 PM
tdwp329

Daniel_
February 2nd, 2011, 12:36 PM
Lqma-zjmi-boba-bqbf-vpre

UnknownError
February 2nd, 2011, 01:40 PM
you do not talk about /b/
you do NOT talk about /b/

Funny how whoever said that uses capitals in not but doesnt at the start of a sentnce. Terrible. *Teacher mode*

Sebastian Michaelis
February 2nd, 2011, 03:38 PM
male trouser dwelling purple headed yogurt slinging worm

Kahn
February 2nd, 2011, 03:42 PM
- "Mckinney Orphans

Daniel_
February 2nd, 2011, 03:45 PM
pocket full of sunshine

Lmfao...

Vonn
February 2nd, 2011, 03:47 PM
http://community.livejournal.com/write_away/profile

Zephyr
February 3rd, 2011, 03:04 AM
The beginnings of my Friday homework :P

1. **Write a debate between two people who are arguing about whether the main character in this story grows or fails to grow. What evidence from the story do they use to illustrate their points? Is this a story about being stuck living “on the wall” in the Cave Allegory terms, or is she starting to respond to the call to “see the fire”? What evidence do your two arguers find to support their point of view? Is she questioning who she is, or blindly following the male ideal of how to be powerful and strong? [HINT: It might be helpful to read this story out loud to a friend and then have this discussion. Take different sides. Write out your debate quickly while all the main points are still in your head. And take notes while you discuss.]

POV #1: In regards to the Cave Allegory, the main character in this story is stuck on the cave wall, there's no doubt about it. She achieved nothing besides potentially degrading herself to the level of a whore. One-night stand, two-night stand... it doesn't matter. If you're casually having sex, it's wrong because the majority of people can't emotionally handle it, they're going to feel regretful in some way. An affair is morally wrong, it only ends up hurting people.

POV #2: You say 'most' people can't handle it. But did you give into the thought that maybe she's in the small minority that would be able to handle it? Besides, what's wrong with a little hanky-panky one in a while, it isn't wrong to want to feel good. I feel that the character did grow because she did something for herself and she did it her way. There's nothing wrong with feeling good as long as you arn't taking it too far. We all need a little pick me up from time to time. I feel that she saw the fire and left the cave in that she did something different.

4. ** What POV is this story told in, and how does it affect our ability to understand the main characters? Please refer to specific concepts about POV: voice, distance, reliability, identification.

The story is written in the first person. By being written in the first person, I feel that it gives you a deeper understanding of each individual because you can see things from each person's point of view: their thoughts, feelings, rationalization or lack thereof in what they do, it gives the story a more personal touch. It takes out the omnipotent story view of the third person, which just gives you a casual look into the lives of characters.

Jess
February 3rd, 2011, 08:04 AM
Cashice Carnalé

Daniel_
February 3rd, 2011, 07:02 PM
— adj
slang sexually attractive, esp with curvaceous buttocks

[C20 from booty ² + ( de ) licious ]

Jess
February 3rd, 2011, 10:26 PM
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Taylorxbox
February 3rd, 2011, 10:54 PM
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/weatherman-freaks-over-thundersnow-in-chicago-blizzard/201tfk0a?q=Chicago+Snow&rel=msn&from=en-us_msnhp&form=MSNRLL&gt1=42007

I thought that was pretty funny. Stupid Weather Channel people

Sebastian Michaelis
February 3rd, 2011, 11:00 PM
Epiphany

Quahog
February 4th, 2011, 08:21 AM
photoshop layout tutorial

I was looking up photoshop tutorials on youtube. :P

ikhasgkfjh
February 4th, 2011, 09:42 AM
"An unjust law is no law at all." ~ St. Augustine