What would you do when...

[Azunite]

So this game came up my mind while I was taking shower :P
Quite simple: Somebody's going to write a random event, and the next poster will write what he/she will do, then write another random event.

For example:

"What would you when somebody gave you a gun and told you to shoot someone for 1000$"
"I would shoot the guy who offered me blood money instead
What would you do when ..."

The next poster will post the first question

[Fact]

WWYDW: you find yourself naked outside and don't know how you got there.

[Magus]

Act like a mad person.

WWYDW: When your hair is on fire.

[scuba steve]

I guess I'd find some way to extinguish the blaze...?

WWYDW: Tommorow is 21/12/12?

[Sire]

Grab some popcorn.

WWYDW: George Lopez is hitting you with a small child?

[Theone15]

Hit george back with a child

WWYDW:rocks randomly flew at you

[Kitten]

try to catch them (: or duck.


WWYDW: your computer explodes.

[Lord_Cosby 13]

Kick and giggle at the remains, cause I hate that bitch! The realize a piece of the motherboard is lodged in my forehead.

WWYDW: You blacked out and when you came to you were at a Justin Bieber concert with a strange 14yo boy...

[Kitten]

scream rape, grab my 50 cal. sniper, and shoot justin's head off. (: stupid kid.


WWYDW: you spontaniously clone yourself, but your clone only has all your 'better' traits, and everyone likes the clone better, and neglects contacting you anymore.

[Vonn]

Murder the shit out of the clone and frame someone I hate for the crime.

WWYDW: You're doing your homework and a unicorn falls through your ceiling.

[Trevoooor]

I kill the unicorn, grow a beard, change my name to John Marine, and move to North Dakota.

WWYDW: You're in a dark room. You don't know where the door is. Your only source of light is a flashlight...with no batteries.

[Vonn]

Cry. Feel around for the door, fail to find it. Cry some more. Repeat until death.

WWYDW: You wake up one morning and you're the opposite gender.

[Trevoooor]

Become a prostitute. Duh.

WWYDW: You wake up and find yourself on this lawnchair.

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//8d/7/8d7bdfffaa248568f4ee639a8509bc5f.jpg

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Rub my boobs and fap all day~

WWYDW: You get framed for murder

[Trevoooor]

Don't show up to court. Move to Zimbabwe.

WWYDW: For some reason, cell phones are permanently banned, everywhere.

[Kitten]

i would be an internet addict, refusing to go to school or work (:
and buy a cordless house phone (:

WWYDW: megan fox turned out to be a man.

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Jizz all over myself thinking about it XD

WWYDW: the sky is falling!?!?!?!?

[Syvelocin]

Run and scream. Answer to everything.

WWYDW: A zombie invasion strikes.

[Vonn]

Grab an unbreakable staff and start swingin'.

WWYDW: Your finger-and-toenails start growing quite rapidly.

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Paint them pretty colors~

WWYDW: Kittens start nibbling at your skin!?

[Kitten]

paint 'em.


WWYDW: what would you do if you got attacked by 50000000 kittens.

[Vonn]

Release the basilisk.

WWYDW: You're being stalked by a tree.

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

BUUUUURRRN IT

WWYDW: Slender Man begins stalking you~?

[Vonn]

Give him directions to the nearest all-you-can-eat buffet.

WWYDW: Your parents got you a present for no reason, and...it's a Snuggie.

[Sire]

Huggle my new found snuggy bestfriend.

WWYDW: Justin Bieber corners you in a dark alley, with a watermelon in one hand and a copy of his album in the other.

[Lord_Cosby 13]

Murder the shit out of the clone and frame someone I hate for the crime.
Wouldn't this be suicide, not murder? Lol

I would eat the watermelon.....then the album......
then Justin :-)

WWYDW: You saw Bigfoot hitchhiking as you drove by?

[Iceman]

Pick him up and give him some beef jerky :P

WWYDW: The Earth ran out of water

[Lord_Cosby 13]

Trigger a global thermonuclear war,we're all dead anyway

WWYDW: There is no water and there is an impending global thermonuclear war :-P

[Fourth Dimension]

DRINK ALL THE ALCOHOL I COULD FIND And Just Be Drunk And Wait For The End

WWYDW: The Zombie Apocalypse Happens

[austin callahan]

haha i would pretend to be a zombie and make friends with them so i dont get eaten!!!!

wwydw.....or if....facebook ever got shut down!! :O:O :p

[Skeptical Bear]

I'd bring the whole Left 4 Dead team with me. :D

WWYDW: A gang of gorillas start chasing you through the city?

EDIT: I wouldn't really care.

[Sire]

Give them bannanas.
Wwydw: You had the choice of having your tesisticles or your penis cut off? (male sonly :P)

[charlie grey]

Balls haha.. doesn't work at all the other way.

WWYDW: Your virtualteen account was taken away... oooo...

[scuba steve]

Be sad for about 15 minutes and make a new one

WWYDW: You found a time machine and went back to the American Westcoast in 1455, but you find out the device was one use only.

[Azunite]

Fight my back to Beijing to leave America, then meet up with my fellow Turkish tribes.

(BTW finally this thread got popular)
WWYDW If you were out of ammo and a horde of crabs were rushing to you, preparing to attack

[scuba steve]

They're just crabs, I guess I'd get bored and walk away

WWYDW: Dr Nick was your doctor

[Fourth Dimension]

I would be whatever because i think the whole medical profession is a crock

wwydw The Mother Monster(Lady GaGa) comes to eat your heart and brain

[Vonn]

Blackmail her with pictures of her without any make-up on.

WWYDW: Everything you touch turns into a bodily fluid of your choice.

[ErykaInspire.]

Edit: Damn you =.=
I would melt everything I hated and have a pool filled with my favorite drink :D
Then, I would probably drown to death because I wouldn't be able to get out of the pool if the ladder/floor/ect melted.
AND!! I'd be walking around nakie o.o;

Edit: Edit: Bodily fluid? o_o;;;;;


WWYDW: A mutant ant reigned down from Mars, stole all the food in your fridge and was unbeatable?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Edit: Edit: Bodily fluid? o_o;;;;;

PFffffff~ XDDDDD

I'd get you to turn him into blood/sweat/cum with your magic touch XD

WWYDW: Kittens destroy your home and devour your family?

[ErykaInspire.]

Neuter them all and ruin their lives :D


WWYDW: A fat lady sits on the see-saw, making you inevitably stuck upwards, and you were super glued to the seat?

[Daniel_]

Take my pants off and climb off the see-saw. And if that wasn't an option, call a friend to bring some glue remover, then commence throwing rocks at the lady.

WWYDW: A zombie dog has cornered you in a small building isolated from people with no way of contacting others, no one can hear you, no way to escape, and you have only a butter knife to defend yourself with?

[Kitten]

i would seduce the zombie, then use the butter knife to make a sandwhich and cut it for us both to share.

WWYDW: you randomly wake one day, and nobody can see or hear you anymore.

[Daniel_]

To be completely honest, i'd do some perverted stuff.

WWYDW your stuck on a ski lift with a pack of hungry wolves underneath you on the ground, and no one knows your there?

[Kitten]

I'd stay the fuck on that lift. (:


WWYDW: everyone else you know is invited to a party but you?

[Fourth Dimension]

Drink alone

wwydw cher dies

[Daniel_]

Probably look that up to see what the hell it is.

WWYDW you wake up on your bed, free falling 5,000 feet above the ground?

[Sire]

Start singing "I BELIEVE I CAN FL- *splat*"

WWYDW: Napoleon Bonaparte came back from the dead and hit you with the ugly stick?

[Nancy Boy]

I am Napoleon BITCH. (:

WWYDW: You get stuck in an elevator with a thug, a liar, a thief, and a guy?

[Fourth Dimension]

I would have the thug knock me out so im unconscious because im claustrophobic

wwydw miley cyrus trys to steal your soul

[Aves]

Kill her.

WDYDW: You wake up and your penis and vagina are touching each other?

[Fourth Dimension]

i would ask Mrs. Garrett if it was okay for them to be touching

wwydw 2012 happens

[Azunite]

Then I'd wait few days and celebrate 2013

WWYDW a bull was charging towards you

[Aves]

Hug it.

WWYDW: A pen explodes on your tuxedo, so you take it to the cleaners, but while it's there, the cleaners blows up, and a gorilla eats your face?

[Fourth Dimension]

i would run around screaming i am the walrus

wwydw a lion tiger and bear try and rape your pet refrigerator

[Syvelocin]

Time to get out the spray bottle again....

WWYDW: Sarah Palin unexplicably dominates the Earth and becomes dictator and we'll all forced to hunt for our food and speak in Alaskan accents.

[Aves]

Chill with the moles underground :cool:

WWYDW: I became President of the United States?

[Iceman]

I would be the Secretary of Defense:D

WWYDW: You are being chased across a desert by a pig?

[Cudder]

I would be happy for you and tell you to promote or advertise this awesome organization


Wwydw: the world starts ending in 2012

[Cudder]

Yah my answer above was for aves.

[scuba steve]

Disbelieve in it so everything goes back to normal, just like religion.

WWYDW: Humanity is dead, except for you, a polish girl in Bangladesh, Kim Jung Un and a fuckload of zombies

[Skeptical Bear]

I don't think it will end but maybe freak the fuck out.

WWYDW: If the FBI and CIA were looking for you?

Edit: I'd fucking run off. Unless I had me some weapons to fight them off.

[Iceman]

Run, and act like I'm in a movie and a trained spy.

WWYDW: You go blind and deaf

[Skeptical Bear]

I'd try to live my life with what I have left.

WWYDW: A group of dogs are getting abused by their owner?

[Fourth Dimension]

take some pills and wait for the end and maybe have some drinks lol

wwydw madonna tries to eat your child

[Daniel_]

i have no child.

wwydw you have to take a really bad poop and there was no toilet paper?

[scuba steve]

Use a towel, I guess.

WWYDW: you were trapped in an elevator with really bad diarrhoea?

^Charming stuff, I know.

[Daniel_]

shit in the floor probably.

wwydw you wake up to find yourself inside the movie saw, and to live you must cut your legs off?

[Kitten]

...cut them off, of course.! (:


WWYDW: Someone films you sleeping, and puts it on youtube without you knowing. Then you find out you sleepwalk, and the whole school you attend knows.

[Sebastian Michaelis]

Grab some popcorn.

WWYDW: George Lopez is hitting you with a small child?

dude you just made my day!

say it was a skit and id say it infringes my copyright and get it took down b4 anyone else sees it

WWYDW:you lost your ability to masturbate or have any sexual contact

[Iceman]

Wonder what this happen.

WWYDW: You were put on a deserted island.

[Kitten]

talk to tree's. (:


WWYDW: You told someone you hated them, and within an hour, they mysteriously died. And those were the last words they heard.

[Daniel_]

If was someone I actually hated, i probably wouldn't care much tbh. If it was someone I loved, but was mad at.. I wouldn't be able to live with myself, and i'll leave it at that.

wwydw: you walk outside and get kicked by a giraffe.

[Fourth Dimension]

i would try to tame it and keep it as a pet

wwydw a monster eats your soup

[Daniel_]

(Watching iCarly? =D)

I'd eat the monster. rawrr(:

wwydw your buried in your home by 8 feet of snow and your soooo boreedddd X(

[John Marston]

Make a wilson (castaway reference there =P)

wwydw: Wilson floats away an you can't get him back

[Daniel_]

I would do nothing because everythings ice and he wont get far.

WWYDW you woke up with no thumbs?o.o

[John Marston]

Flip everyone off instead of giving people thumbs up's like I usually do.

WWYDW: FOOD EAYS PEOPLE??!!

[Daniel_]

I'd eat the food before it eats me.

wwydw your trying to think of another "wwydw" and couldnt think of one?

[John Marston]

Skim over the others for ideas

WWYDW: Your flying through the sky, overlooking metropolis when some dickhead fly's past in a cargo plane, full of kryptonite

[Daniel_]

Umm... I'd probably pass the blunt to the next person.

WWYDW you have a favorite song, and listening to your favorite song makes you depressed, but you can't stop listening to it?

[John Marston]

Hahahahahaa nice response.

I'd keep listening and think 'this always happens'

WWYDW: Your friend won't accept the blunt and the cargo plane comes back

[Daniel_]

Well if it's good shit, i'd call godzilla and have him beat up the walrus thats invading the internet around the parking lot in arizona.

WWYDW The bird that can't fly in the toilet runs around with the crisco oil and wont let you comb your hair, so you gotta run to the department store to pick up some more mustard for the mold on the kitchen sink?

[John Marston]

Ask for some more. 'Cause I KNOW that we're smoking the same fucking amazing stuff

WWYDW your WWYDW becomes so uncomprehensive that you start philosophising (man saying that made me crack the fuck up) about hurricanes and electromagnetic pulses?

[Daniel_]

I'd probably shoot the monkey in the crackelbarrel so the canoe won't fall out of the plane, but then when the smurfs get there, i'll probably have to switch to 4 wheel drive so i don't slide on the ice as easily.

WWYDW the pig behind the curtain pooped out your house key, so you need to ride your bike to kiddie land to find the golden hamster and banish the ostriches, who set shit in a bag on fire, then throw it in your closet, from the canooks house?

[John Marston]

I'd start freaking out because the bear won't start driving my keyboard into a mall filled with wrapping paper that's as transparent as the queen when she's finished eating her Pythagoras theorem

WWYDW: The blunt is finished off... like now.

[Daniel_]

Either roll another one, or return to reality. But reality is shit, so i'd probably roll another one.

WWYDW your sliding down a metal slide in shorts, and on the way down it drags on your legs and hurts like nutsacks?

[John Marston]

Cry out in pain and curse at the evil slide.

WWYDW: You haven't got anything to roll a blunt with? (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN)

[Daniel_]

I'd improvise; use a bong maybe, or construction paper.

[John Marston]

(^no WWYDW^)

WWYDW: your bong breaks and your fresh out of any paper

[Daniel_]

I'd probably get on facebook because I don't actually do drugso.o
(Forgot the WWYDW-.-)

WWYDW your favorite show on television got canceled and then a meteor blew up your house?(Mostly the first part)

[John Marston]

Well I'd be dead. Because that's where I live, in the front part of my house.

WWYDW I died and then you died

[Daniel_]

Most likely i'd be dead, but not completely sure.


WWYDW your house catches on fire and you can either save your mom or your dad?

[John Marston]

Well it'd be an easy choice: my mum. I don't live with my dad so crisis averted and having to choose one.

WWYDW: Your failing in school and the teachers want to rape you 'cause they think failing is hot, p.s. they're all dirty old men.

[Fourth Dimension]

I AINT GOIN ill beat them down with a chrome baseball bat

wwydw miley cyrus starts chasing you with her bong

[Daniel_]

I'd bang her.


wwydw your out of mountain dew and still thirsty.. >_<

[Fourth Dimension]

cry

wwydw invader zim comes to your planet

[John Marston]

Say to him "hugblumisadufistreoplizasKILLMYENEMIESlikoluhj"

WWYDW: Adverts take over THE WORLD!!!

[Kitten]

Smile. (:

WWYDW: You come home to your family and find them brutally murdered...

[John Marston]

Break down and cry. Literally. Then my life would probably turn into one of those 'ima find you and kill you' The Punisher type movies.

WWYDW: The love of your life confesses that he/she loves you while in a relationship with a crazy bitch (guy/girl)

[Fourth Dimension]

Make them dump the psycho

wwydw the zombie apocolypse happens

[John Marston]

Grab a spade and head to the gun shop. Although a sword would be nice.

WWYDW: You become a zombie!!!

[Skeptical Bear]

Have some fun and scare people..

WWYDW: A pack of wolves are chasing you to be eaten?

[John Marston]

EAT THEM OM NOM NOM NOM!!

WWYDW: Kazuma tells you to "Shut the hell up"?

[Fushigi]

who is kazuma??? hahaha but still i wont shut up :P

WWYDW: ur pants ripped off and u have no underwear? :p

[John Marston]

Well OBVIOUSLY whoever ripped them off wants to see my package so... HIDE!!

WWYDW: You cant hide

[Fushigi]

hahaha ur conceited!! :P if i cant hide? then i wont hide.. :P

WWYDW : when u figure out that u have a cancer :(

[John Marston]

I am not my mother

WWYDW: You are dying

[Fushigi]

AWWW is that for real???? sorry bout that :( i wanna hug and kiss all the ppl that i love

WWYDW: u survived cancer

[John Marston]

Well, my mum isnt really dead yet so yeah.

WWYDW: stuff happens

[Fushigi]

i will talk to my friends and talk about it (we can talk about if u'd like to)

WWYDW: ur mom survived?

[John Marston]

talk about my mum dying/having cancer? Nah, i dont open up much/at all.

I would be very very very happy

WWYDW: My mum died (i didnt know what to do for a wwydw so i chose this)

[Fushigi]

@pikachu... hmmmm okies i understand well i hope she will be alright.. .is she ok now?
hmm let u cry on my shoulders or give ur time for ur self :)

WWYDW : things will go on ur way

[John Marston]

@Dan I would do whatever the fuck I would at that moment, whether that be crying on someones shoulder or cutting myself off from the world.

They won't

WWYDW: You are the last guy on earth?

[Fushigi]

@pikachu there is nothing good u can get when u cut ur self... .and ur not sure about what will happen just trust to god...

@topic.... i will travel around the world hahaha

WWYDW: u have everything in the world?

[John Marston]

@Dan, I don't cut myself. I meant like cutting myself OFF from the world. Like stopping all forms of communication with me and everyone and locking myself away in my room everyday never going outside.

@topic donate it all to Paw Justice, SPCA, animal welfare groups, etc.

WWYDW: You met me? (man these are vain WWYDW's. Sowweee :D)

[Fushigi]

@pikachu u should not do that .... it will just make u feel depressed !!!!

@topic... if i will meet u... i would probably having so much fun talking to u and we can play hide and seek in the largest mall in nz :D hahaha

WWYDW: im at ur neighborhood?

[John Marston]

@Dan Meh, I'm usually depressed.

@topic Hide (i told you im shy)

WWYDW: im in YOUR neighbourhood:?

[Fushigi]

@pikachu if u will talk to me more often u will not get depressed! haha :D
awwww..... so ok hide from me then :( heheh

@ topic .... i will walk through ur house like those random kids u said :D

WWYDW: im ur seatmate at school?

[John Marston]

@Dan Don't you worry, I will

@Topic Freak the fuck out

WWYDW: I'm not your 'seatmate' at school

[Fushigi]

why would u be freaked the fuck out? because im scary? >.< :(
@topic... i would demand to the teacher to be ur seatmate wahahaha


WWYDW: im ur permanent seatmate :D

[John Marston]

@Dan because your two years older than me and you would be in my class here.

@topic Be like, WTF?!

WWYDW: Food eats people

[Skeptical Bear]

I would cook them bitches. Then eat them

WWYDW: a bunny tries to jump on you, with it's ten ton feet?

[Fourth Dimension]

run away

wwydw hannah montana attacks you with a leg of lamb

[Kitten]

kick her in the shin, and ask her why she isn't in the kitchen, making me a sandwhich.


WWYDW: you recieve text messages every other second, and you recieve them so fast, you have no time to read them before a new text comes in, (let alone reply...)

[Fourth Dimension]

i would smash my phone with a hammer

wwydw marilyn monoe rises from the grave

[Daniel_]

Buy lots of guns and prepare for the zombie invasion.

WWYDW you know your going to be tired in the morning, but still don't go to bed because you don't feel tired now?

[Vonn]

Pretend it's Saturday and sleep in.

WWYDW: You feel something moving around in your stomach.

[Fushigi]

i will swallow a video recorder to see whats moving in my stomach hahahahaha

wwydw - you cant sleep

[Vonn]

I go on a hunt for the Sandman.

WWYDW: You hear something breathing under your bed.

[Fushigi]

i cant im deaf... hahaha

wwydw--- police calls u?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Answer his questions and cooperate

WWYDW: There is nothing good on tv

[Fushigi]

ill be on my laptop and be on vt :D


WWYDW- u got hacked?

[Fourth Dimension]

Beat the hacker down

wwydw elmer fudd finally kills bugs

[Fushigi]

idk??? i dont really know him? lol

wwydw - u woke up in a deserted island?

[Vonn]

Find some crab and wolf their meat down.

WWYDW: Blood starts coming out of your shower when you're washing your face.

[Fushigi]

i will go to my sister's bathroom the wash my face :)

wwydw - u only have 2 minutes to live?

[Kitten]

Call the love of my life and tell them how much they mean to me, and tell them i'll always be with them, even if its just in their heart.


WWYDW: A spider bites you, and you turn into the next friendly neighborhood spiderman?

[Azunite]

Call the love of my life and tell them how much they mean to me, and tell them i'll always be with them, even if its just in their heart.


WWYDW: A spider bites you, and you turn into the next friendly neighborhood spiderman?

I'll buy a spiderman costume from a local shop

WWYDW a man told you that you were his son / daughter

[Kahn]

Shrug it off and ask where they've been my whole life.

What would you do when you realize that you're on your death bed?

[Azunite]

I'd call the girl I love and kill her

WWYDW they told you that you wouldn't have internet for 48 hours and you are stuck in the house?

[Kitten]

Cry. I need internet to talk to everyone i love. (:

WWYDW: Your cellphone randomly disconnects - Someone throws a bag over you from behind, and takes you home. You feel a pinch in your arm, and suddenly everything goes numb. You can't move, and this person tells you they are making you their own personal lifesize barbie?

[Fourth Dimension]

freak out

wwydw lady gaga wears a kitten skin coat

[scuba steve]

Read the article of deeply offended people and move on with my life

WWYDW you find a secret government dossier on the bus to school?

[Kitten]

facebook it. (: lmao


WWYDW: you break all your combs/brushes, and you have nothing to fix that rat's nest with, and no money to buy a new one?

[scuba steve]

Uhm, I guess i'd do the typical man thing and just go buy some rat poison, makes more sense than attacking them with combs, yu'know...

WWYDW you have a 50 page piece of mindless work to do for tommorow and you've got 7 pages of it done.

[Vonn]

Turn it into a horribly sarcastic erotica.

WWYDW: Whatever you're currently eating starts begging for mercy.

[Fourth Dimension]

cry

wwydw hugh hefner dies