my mother

[phish]

I love her because she's my mother. But, even by teenager standards can't stand to be around her.

She believes complete rubbish,
she doesn't clean her mouth,
she wears sweat pants every day all day,
she doesn't shower often,
she is way overweight and thinks it's completely out of her control and it doesn't have to do with calories,
she chews with her mouth open,
she constantly badgers me,
she goes to sleep every night with the TV on,
and I can't remember the rest.

I am not sure how normal this is.