What will people say at your funeral?

[Saturn]

Have you ever thought to yourself "what will the people who's lives I've touched say at my funeral?" What will your parents say? What will your siblings, if you have any, say? What will your friends say? What will your equivalent other say? Who will be sad and who will not care care? Will anyone be crying? Is it normal to occasionally have thoughts like this?

[The Joker]

I don't think about it. I'm more worried about that actual death part.

[Clawhammer]

It's more than normal to have thoughts like this. It's right sane. Though too much sanity can be the greatest lack thereof, if you're not careful. I'll leave words to my comrades, but I want there to be a celebration, not a mourning, and say I really lived, and have gone upstairs to feast with heroes and meet with saints.

[Sage]

I have no plans of dying for the next few centuries at the very least.

[insanity]

ahaha I have already planed this quite a few times down to the actually music being played:
I dont want a huge funeral, I dont think that much people cared about me enough to come, and I dont want people to just come and gawk :p I would like 'dreamer' by ozzy osbourne and 'if I die young' by the band perry played.
I havnt thought what anyones going to say though.... its hard to know cause everyone knows differnt secrets about me and noone knows everything so If someone says something but someone else didnt know that......idk I am just confusing myself alot now?! maybe I should just leave it like that XD

[Magus]

I have no plans of dying for the next few centuries at the very least.

You always get to be the first :mad:

Same here. My parents will be long dead. My friends and rest of the family will face the same fate.

I bet they will say this "He was a good human test subject..." "Mm...Doctor, Who wanted to buy his organs?". No funerals, they will just liquefy me, and be done with it.

[Sith Lord 13]

I have no plans of dying for the next few centuries at the very least.

But didn't Nietzsche already declare you dead?

[Sage]

But didn't Nietzsche already declare you dead?

Nietzsche knows better than to test my patience. If he did indeed say that, though, then he is DEAD to me.

[Bath]

Oddly enough, the first thing that popped in my head was "such a shame that she died so young." I always have this feeling that I'm going to die young, I just can't see myself growing old. >.<

[Fact]

I haven't given this all that much thought. Mostly because I don't care, because I'll never actually know - I'll be dead.
For the purpose of the thread, I'll probably be remembered as "the intelligent bitch who cared".

[The Dark Lord]

Alternative: the man who travelled the world putting a smile on the face of everyone he ever encountered
Reality: the sarcastic prick

[Sith Lord 13]

Good bye and good riddance. If they say anything at all. They probably won't.

Also, I'm requesting a move, not a debate.

[Fact]

alternative: The man who travelled the world putting a smile on the face of everyone he ever encountered
reality: The sarcastic prick

Lol! :D :P

[Demon Penguin]

I want my funeral to be fun and light hearted so everyone will probably be taking the Piss out of me. I would like "monkey gone to heaven" by the pixies and " stairway to heaven" played at my funeral. Also in my will I would put a fake treasure hunt with a lot of elaborate clues to piss off my children and grandchildren for the hell of it

[Peace God]

IDK
I actually dont think i'll even have a funeral. I wouldnt wanna make my family waste money on a funeral, coffin, ceremony etc. It's just a body... cremate me or donate my body to science.

[Amnesiac]

IDK
I actually dont think i'll even have a funeral. I wouldnt wanna make my family waste money on a funeral, coffin, ceremony etc. It's just a body... cremate me or donate my body to science.

Yeah, I don't want to put the burden of an expensive funeral on my family. Even if we had money, I wouldn't want to be known as a high-class douche upon my death :P

[Sage]

Good bye and good riddance.

Good day, good bye, good riddance, good grief!

[Church]

Family: Not sure.

Friends: Something along the lines of this; told him that was a bad idea. Dude he was toooo drunk. Gonna miss him. Who the hell is gonna save my ass now?
Something like that

[Sage]

Friends: Something along the lines of this; told him that was a bad idea. Dude he was toooo drunk. Gonna miss him. Who the hell is gonna save my ass now?
Something like that

Reminds me of a list of humorous gravestone quotes I read once, full of things like "Trust me guys, I know what I'm doing here" and things of that sort. Bahaha.

[Church]

Reminds me of a list of humorous gravestone quotes I read once, full of things like "Trust me guys, I know what I'm doing here" and things of that sort. Bahaha.

Hold my beer.

Watch this.

I saw this on the internet.

Betcha 50 bucks I'll make it.

How can this possibly go bad?

"Going to Dallas, brb" - JFK

Stuff like that :P?

[Continuum]

I bet they will say this "He was a good human test subject..." "Mm...Doctor, Who wanted to buy his organs?". No funerals, they will just liquefy me, and be done with it.

They'll turn you into shake. How delightful, those impulsive cannibals. :P

I'm actually more afraid to die than even to think of the possible statements people will say onto my grave. I'd want to be put in a glass frame and be kept as a cool decal.

[UnknownError]

No one would say anything because I'm hoping to be killed and mysteriously disappear.
Or kill myself and the body will never be found.
Or have a heart attack or a seizure and fall off a cliff accidentally into a shark infested ocean.
Cause then I'll be all over the papers (Even though I'm dead...)

[Sage]

No one would say anything because I'm hoping to be killed and mysteriously disappear.
Or kill myself and the body will never be found.
Or have a heart attack or a seizure and fall off a cliff accidentally into a shark infested ocean.
Cause then I'll be all over the papers (Even though I'm dead...)

Oh you kids these days.

[deadpie]

Well, I don't want a funeral. When I die if my body is found I'd like to just be dumped in the middle of an ocean filled with sharks so they can eat my corpse.

And I guess you could have somewhat of a funeral on the boat, but you can't be wearing all black. You can't mention me in the funeral also. So people will probably say, "Well, What now" the whole time because they'll be clueless of what to say or do.

Edit: Damn Concon, the shark idea. We're on the same page with that.

[ShaneK]

Nothing as no one will be there.

[Bmatlman]

i want mine to be some what like the music video Helena by: My Chemical Romance

[Skorupski]

I just hope that there are plenty of good things and little bad things.

[Philleeep]

at my funeral im having barbra streisand playing and no one will turn up :)

[huginnmuninn]

i want people to say the truth about how i lived my life

[KillerKing]

I don't really think it matters, what they say but what they remember you for, even the bad things!

Whether you refused a tramp money or made someone laugh, they can bitch all they like but the point is your buried in their memory, so jokes on them really :)

[Aves]

I don't know what people will say, but I can assume they'll say the normal stuff. He was a good man, he was loved, etc. Then they'll all leave and go get drunk.

[Fiction]

Obviously how amazing i was and how much they will miss me. Surly that goes without saying?

Lol i joke... no idea really, depends when and how i die i suppose.