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Perseus
October 19th, 2010, 08:19 PM
For the picture, you're gonna have to click the link on the bottom since it's Google Maps.


You tell us, do you see the divine in the snapshot? Well, do you?
It may not be Grilled Cheesus, but it is this side of "Paranormal Activity," to say the least.

This picture, taken for Google Street View off a road west of Quarten, Switzerland, has been making the rounds today, with commentary from the likes of Buzzfeed and Gawker.

Just having the picture available is a big step from where Switzerland was last year, when Switzerland's federal data protection commissioner demanded that Google Inc. immediately take down any "Street View" images, which he said violated the country's strict privacy laws. The Huffington Post reported on this and how blurring pictures is apparently not an uncommon way to preserve anonymity there.

The kid in me who went to Baptist bible summer school (and later the spiritual adult who reconciled this with Buddhism) wants to believe that there is a greater force up there, but why is it above Lake Walensee, and why at that particular moment? How Mothman!

Gawker commenters made some guesses:

"Psh. Just an obvious publicity stunt for Jesus' reality show."

"No. It's clearly Rand Paul and Sarah Palin. They are appearing in a Godless country like Switzerland in an attempt to save their souls."

"Totally NOT God. A tall figure, robed and hooded in black. That is DEATH. And Mr. Death is obviously escourting a woman in a pink nightgown to the next world. Death must be so embarassed about being caught on camera."

What do you think it is?

Psh, who still wears robes? (http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/10/19/5316116-google-maps-got-god)

Amnesiac
October 19th, 2010, 08:28 PM
It's totally Death. Death is cool like that. He's a bro, man.

Sage
October 19th, 2010, 09:12 PM
I see a slab of meat.

Peace God
October 19th, 2010, 09:15 PM
well, that settles it...looks like ive been wrong all this time

Clawhammer
October 19th, 2010, 09:18 PM
Looks like random blobs to me. Hell, maybe it's a bird, and how are we supposed to get some sort of value from debating it?

Jess
October 19th, 2010, 09:22 PM
a pink cloud and a black cloud. idk LOL

[[chickaroo92]]
October 19th, 2010, 09:35 PM
Maybe it's been photo shopped?

deadpie
October 19th, 2010, 09:46 PM
I see Death on the left and his bitch ass hoe wearing pink on the right. Hell, I'd tap that too.

Peace God
October 19th, 2010, 09:48 PM
I see a slab of meat.
god is a slab of meat?
well thank god im a vegetarian
looks like you meat eaters are gonna burn in hell:yeah:

Amnesiac
October 19th, 2010, 09:53 PM
god is a slab of meat?

Did you just call God... a dick?

Jess
October 19th, 2010, 09:54 PM
];1049701']Maybe it's been photo shopped?

Most Likely.

Peace God
October 19th, 2010, 10:20 PM
Did you just call God... a dick?
lolwut? "slab of meat" = dick?

];1049701']Maybe it's been photo shopped?
but its on google maps...i doubt google photoshopped it

Sugaree
October 19th, 2010, 10:44 PM
It looks like a ship to me.

Amnesiac
October 19th, 2010, 10:57 PM
lolwut? "slab of meat" = dick?

Well yes, that's what a slab of meat basically is.

Continuum
October 19th, 2010, 11:01 PM
lolwut? "slab of meat" = dick?


Wait... What??

It seems like a glitch. Everytime I click forward the two figures stay in place.

Sage
October 19th, 2010, 11:05 PM
god is a slab of meat?
No! It's not a god or deity of any sort! It's just a piece of meat suspended in air.

Peace God
October 19th, 2010, 11:23 PM
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/704/hbija.jpg

a woman in a pink dress walking through a dark door?
or maybe kinda does look like Death and his bride

Continuum
October 19th, 2010, 11:29 PM
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/704/hbija.jpg

a woman in a pink dress walking through a dark door?
or maybe kinda does look like Death and his bride

Kinda looks like a cultist and a life-sized barbie doll thrown by a catapult to me. :P

The Joker
October 19th, 2010, 11:29 PM
I see a devil fucking a fairie. :/

Sith Lord 13
October 20th, 2010, 05:47 AM
Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.

Am I seriosuly the only one who's mind went to Dickinson?

Full Poem Here (http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/english/melani/cs6/stop.html)

mrmcdonaldduck
October 20th, 2010, 07:09 AM
OMG, Jesus has returned!

:P