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ryansmith13
October 17th, 2010, 07:53 PM
I wake up almost every morning by my mom and she makes me hit the shower. When I get out of my bed in the morning, I have a huge bulge in my boxers and I was wandering how I can stop it or hide it.
Ashleebabz
October 17th, 2010, 08:01 PM
I wake up almost every morning by my mom and she makes me hit the shower. When I get out of my bed in the morning, I have a huge bulge in my boxers and I was wandering how I can stop it or hide it.
Well, you could probably put on a bathrobe, or wrap a blanket around yourself using the excuse "It's really cold!" And then go take your shower. =P
Michael52
October 17th, 2010, 08:02 PM
I dont think theres a way to stop morning wood bro
ryansmith13
October 17th, 2010, 08:03 PM
I dont think theres a way to stop morning wood bro
Dang!
mxrider155
October 17th, 2010, 08:04 PM
^^ I agree with the blanket tip. you could also try putting it up under the band on your boxers, which is what i do
TopGear
October 17th, 2010, 08:06 PM
When my mom use to wake me up i would just lay in my bed and say ok im awake and she would leave then I would go for the shower.
Jhon
October 17th, 2010, 10:30 PM
There is no way to get rid of it you just got to live with it
Clawhammer
October 17th, 2010, 10:32 PM
The bathrobe idea sounds like the best option. Best idea I have for getting rid of morning wood is, if you don't already, jack off before you fall asleep. Might help.
digzchickz
October 17th, 2010, 10:52 PM
yeah, not a lot you can do, jacking may help a little, but you will still get it a lot at puberty, and even quite often after.
usernamelol
October 17th, 2010, 11:38 PM
wait until she leaves to get up and into the shower.
Djlogout
October 17th, 2010, 11:43 PM
Wait it out. Or go tuck into a pj or boxer leg, or tuck into waistband.
BayArea
October 18th, 2010, 12:24 AM
Jacking off at night dosent help. Lol
KodieBear
October 18th, 2010, 01:39 AM
you could ask her to start waking you up earlier and jack off after she leaves your room cause there really isnt any way to get rid of morning wood lol
Footballkid27
October 18th, 2010, 05:24 PM
yea, your not gonna be able to prevent it, you could just waait in bed for it to go down or try and hide it
TheAppleGeek
October 19th, 2010, 02:36 PM
wake up before ur mom
mafiadude97
October 25th, 2010, 09:37 PM
you wont be able to stop it.... it happens to all guys. and for the hiding, say "ok" then wait till she leaves.
Ricardo
October 25th, 2010, 09:59 PM
Come on,,if you are just getting morning wood you are young so it would not be that big and if you are older you should know how to hide it.
ezduzit323
October 25th, 2010, 10:13 PM
you can't stop morning wood. You can ask your mom for some privacy though.
Curtis E
November 4th, 2010, 07:12 PM
just let it out
OhMightyLion
November 4th, 2010, 07:19 PM
You can't stop it, I usually wait til there is no one in the hall so I cna run to the bathroom..XD
IMonfire
November 4th, 2010, 09:31 PM
It's natural. You can't stop it.
The tips above my post are great. :)
The_Average_Kid
November 4th, 2010, 11:06 PM
Either wake up earlier or just wait till she walks out ;D
Burton Guster
February 24th, 2011, 09:18 PM
Put pants on and put your hands in your pocket and hold your penis down until you get to the shower
samshan
February 24th, 2011, 09:53 PM
there isn't really a way to completely get rid of it, but i normally tuck it under the waistband of my boxers and just casually put my shirt over it
Justincredible
February 24th, 2011, 10:05 PM
Yeah, I always have wood when I wake up, till I pee.
ilo2011
February 24th, 2011, 10:48 PM
Just use an alarm clock to wake you up
and there isnt a way to stop it. you can hide it with a blanket, tucking it, etc.
Peterapetera96
February 24th, 2011, 11:07 PM
Alarm clock
Riku
February 25th, 2011, 12:31 AM
Try thinking of something that upsets you?
PJay
February 25th, 2011, 04:02 AM
Please don't bump old threads. :locked:
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