Clean up after masturbation..

[DreamSeeker]

Little embarrassed to ask this but...

How do you boys clean up after masturbation? I used to masturbate all the time a while back when I could not cum. But now I can, I don't as much as I get really paranoid other things.

I think that the cum could get someone pregnant or something, this has lead me to only masturbating when I can have a shower the next day/straight after... When I do spending like 20 minutes washing my hands if I have to wait for a shower... And not doing it any nights where I have to go out the next day :/

I have read different advice saying it will not get anyone pregnant or nothing, but just worry :/

[Lgcu515]

for me all i do is use a old towel to clean up my sperm but be sure no one finds it and you put it in the wash every once in a while bc it will begin to stink. And i dont think there is any way that you can get someone pregnant unless you shove your sperm covered fingers up their vagina.

[nick]

Tissues are the cleanest way. Put some tissue on your stomach if you are lying down and just cum straight onto there, screw it up, bin it or flush it down the toilet. Sperm doesnt survive very long outside of the body, there is no way you are going to make someone pregnant from masturbating alone.

[Abigballofdust]

Sperm won't survive more than 15 minutes outside your body, so there's no need to fear that. Besides that, just cover yourself up with tissues or wait with a handkerchief in your hand and be there to clean up after you come.

[cboy91]

I just wipe is up.. sperm doesn't last but a few minutes outside the body.

[Hermes]

No-one's going to get pregnant unless you finger your g/f with fresh cum still on your hand.

I just let it shoot up onto my chest/stomach and the wipe it off with underwear I have taken off or a towel that is due to be washed. if you don't do your own laundry you may prefer tissues or toilet paper etc.

[TheUnknown12345]

Pretty much just have tissue to clean it up, you also have the option of using an old shirt. Don't get paranoid. Now if you do it in the washroom just shoot in the toilet and flush.

[UnknownError]

Toilet paper. :3

[Forever.Nandos]

Delete.

[UnknownError]

May sound horrible to some people, but when I cum I just eat it. Its simple tbh.

Uggh. :L
Don't you think it tastes disgusting?

[Swimmer_Boy]

i usually jack off in the bathroom, and when i have to cum, i go to the shower and cum haha. Its easier because u can just turn the shower off and wash it away, then i usually take a shower after that

[BoredGuy26]

I do it in the shower so it washes away or over the toilet. If not I just shoot into a tissue :)

[cokeboy]

ya i agree with glesboy, just eat it much more
easier than having to wait to shower or keeping
a cum towel laying around

[Teenage Art]

Cleaning it with soup and hot water will get it killed and off things quicker :) Sperm cannot survive when in water or exposed to air.

[ponygon101]

Since I sit in a chair by the computer, I stand up when I reach orgasm and cum on the carpet. The carpet does the cleaning for you.

[man with freaky plan]

i just use a towel tbh

[TopGear]

Since I sit in a chair by the computer, I stand up when I reach orgasm and cum on the carpet. The carpet does the cleaning for you.

Okay that just a little bit disgusting... :eek:

[Toothpick]

I just use some tissues after I'm done. But I cover them up in my trashcan so no one sees them.

[johny88]

I cum on my belly and wipe it with tissue or toilet paper.

[SamB]

I cum on to my stomach and wipe it of with underwear sometimes I cum straight into my mouth which means its gone straight away

[michel513]

We'll most of the time I just have my pants unzipped jerk off and zip it back up so I leave the sperm in my underwear it drys quick, but other time I grab a towel that I used that day in the shower and Clean off my penis with that.

[samshan]

I usually just use a tissue and wipe it up... And you can't get a girl pregant unless you cum inside her or if fresh sperm gets into her vag

[CBTurner]

I can't cum, so I don't know. :/

[Falloutdude]

if you jack off in the bathroom then just use tissues then flush it down the toilet. if you are in your room then just jack off, and then go to the bathroom and clean up with a tissue and flush it. or just jack off when your in the shower. that is much much easier. just wash it down the drain.

[Night_Hawk]

I usually cum into tissue to avoid a mess.

[matthewperry]

i use a used towel

[matthewsheans]

depends on what you feel like, if you standing or knees cum onto an old towel but i usually put a tissue on my stomach and cum there goodluck

[Bretts]

I used a sock to clean up!

[zcornett]

I usually just let it go onto my stomach then I either eat it or wipe it up.

You won't get a girl pregnant. Sperm cells die within 15 minutes of being out of the body. No worries on getting someone pregnant unless you cum inside them or put your semen inside them some way. So no worries on getting anyone pregnant

[happyascanbe]

Towel

[josh6387]

toilet paper, tissues, old towels. etc.

your not gonna get anyone prego, unless you finger them with a freshly cummed finger or you acually have sex with the gal.

[MoveAlong]

Tissue, paper towel, toilet paper, a hand cloth in my bathroom.

Will it get someone pregnant? No - sperm are living and really fragile. After awhile they die because they don't have enough fuel to survive. This happens in minutes, especially in a certain environment/temperatures.

No need to worry - you are being concerned but a little too careful. Just wash it off your hands with soap/water and wipe it off of your body. No need to worry! :)

[sdude]

Yeah, like the other guys say..enjoy the spray man...it won't hurt anything, can't get anyone pregged, it's just protein if you want to eat it, just don't leave it around for your Mom to have to clean up...on the carpet??damn dude, stuff is sticky on the feet!!!lol...

[Fourth Dimension]

i have a cum rag

[Skeptical Bear]

Can't get someone pregnant like that. Impossible I'd say. I clean up with toilet paper and use like some pine sol or mistolin to get to stickiness away from the floor.

[Dark_Hellfire]

Toilet paper then just throw it in the bin or flush it. Works wonders

[screammonster123]

a tissue will work easily
if it gets on the floor or somethign i would use a damp paper towel

[canyon]

I shoot onto my stomach and wipe it up with a dirty shirt or towel and just throw that in the wash after a few loads accumulate on it.

[benjones1769]

heck no it cant get anyone pregnant
it can last in a girl like up to 3 days i think
but outside the body, it dont last long at all
just blow yur load and clean it up :)

[hazyskittles]

May sound horrible to some people, but when I cum I just eat it. Its simple tbh.

its not horrible i do the same thing to lol

[jrl1996]

ehh kleenex are the best option i sometimes put a kleenex on my abdomen so that cum lands in the tissue so there is no mess

[skichris]

aaiiight so this is what i do;

bedroom: i get prepared since i know im not going to have stuff around for cleanup, generally i grab toilet paper. Then i go to the bathroom & when im washing my hands i use a washcloth to wash wherever i feel needed.

Bathroom: for bathroom i either shoot into the toilet and flush, or into a toilet paper, then just throw out the toilet paper..

[burnetboy]

I keep a roll of toilet paper by my bed. Then just throw that toilet paper away! easy clean up.

[ilo2011]

Toilet paper, rag, sock, condom, tissues all work pretty well.

[yumm]

i cum on my abs and clean it off with toilet paper.

[Eleven]

I just keep a roll of toilet part in my room...when I'm done, wipe it up and flush the toilet paper! I think that is better than using a towel or underwear! It leaves a lot less evidence.

[timster5454]

first, sperm dies within second of hitting the air
i usually clean up with the pair of undies i was wearing b4.

[benang]

i use my bed sheet or if im on the toilet i use toilet papers

[joshduder]

In the shower

[Destructor]

I cum directly into the tissue. I don't like shooting onto my skin, I always feel sticky afterwards LOL

[billybigfish]

try toilet paper

[Michael16]

I just shoot on my chest then wipe it up with a tissue

[tyeguy]

cum rag man!!!! always... i either shoot on me and whipe it up or shoot right on the rag.... every once and a while i shoot in my mouth for fun

[TheCoolKid1337]

I usually have tissues right beside me... I always do it when im in bed and just turn on my lamp. :P

[skandardude]

I cum on my tummy and chest. Depending on how horny I am I will either eat it :P or wipe it off.

[Samstar]

I can't cum, so I don't know. :/

Oh? Don't sweat it though man, I'm sure u'll start soon if you haven't already. I think i was like 13.

[riotroger]

I have a fleshlight so I either cum inside that and clean it, or cum on my stomach/chest and wipe it off with tissues.

[Samstar]

I hate all you lucky gits with fleshlights :P

[George_Minafer]

I have:
Shot it in a tissue(s) (most common).
Shot it in the toilet.
Shot it in the shower.
Shot it in a sock.
Shot it in a water bottle.
Shot it into boxers.
Shot it in my mouth.

[SwaggaKid]

I cum on my chest and then wipe it up with a tissue.

[norcaldude18]

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[Boroboii]

Just use a tissue, wipe up after or put it on your belly/chest so you cum onto it so u just have to pick up the tissues :)

[Zydeco]

I always just use tissue.

[ULoveTheSwag]

Tissues man!

[GodFire64]

When I cum, I clean it up with tissues, maybe wash my hands. I dont think you can really impregnate a girl, unless your masturbating her with the hand you cumed in

[Regularguy]

I just fill a mouth wash cup up and throwit away

[Regularguy]

I do this some times to!!!

[Ben_E]

Depends where i cum, like if i shoot in on my chest and stomach i clean it up with tissues. If i cum in my hand i just wash it off.

[jacob360]

After I cum, I just let it shoot onto my chest and then wipe it up with tissue or a washcloth.

[Josh16]

I use toilet paper, just shoot straight into it and then put in the bin, simples.

[Lmat]

Get the jizz towel or old shrit everyone has one

[Soccer-is-life]

Do it in the shower

[Mark97]

i cum into some toilet paper and then flush it down the toilet easy cleanup

[Chase1998]

Paper towel

[AndCuriousGuy16]

I usually cum on myself and then clean it up with a tissue or whats around me.

[Sean4U]

Answered this before, but usually use whatever is available and then put it in the wash -- underwear, t-shirt, socks, whatever. With 4 boys I'm sure mom knows what is happening.


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[Terrell613091]

im not like shooting but umm use a towel

[takemyh-nd]

Not gonna lie, I swallow it.

[Incompris]

just clean it up with a tissue or some toilet paper

[neiltheartman]

I usually keep a cum rag under my bed. Usually its an old sock i dont have the match to, so when it gets grody, just throw it away :)

[Blayne Pellican]

I use a hand towel and wash it every two weeks

[Lost in the Echo]

I use a hand towel and wash it every two weeks

Please don't bump old threads. This previous post before yours was almost a year ago. :locked: