yankeefan7723
October 11th, 2010, 10:35 PM
So I went through probably the most horrific experience of my life today. Here's what happened.
So I'm in my room around 11:30 this morning. My whole family is gone and I knew they wouldn't be back for hours. Thinking I had the whole house to myself I got turned on and was ready to masturbate. So I setup like usual. Get my cleaning supplies out, old pairs of underwear I don't use anymore, undress and pull up one of my favorite sites for this occasion. ;)
So I'm browsing, doing my thing. I'm getting settled in and relaxing when all I hear is my door handle jiggling. Turns out it's my friend. I didn't hear anything. When the hell did he get here? I was 100% sure he wouldn't be over today because he knew there was a possibility of me going to Six Flags with my family and because there were no cars in the driveway I knew that if he decided to come over he would figure I wasn't there. As you know, this wasn't the case.
Luckily I had locked the door. I just have this thing about me that I must lock the door even if there's no one around. I don't know why, I just do and thank god I did. Now I start flipping out in my mind because I knew that if he walks in on me or finds out it could mean HUGE embarrassment. I immediately jump up, trying to be as subtle as possible and try to play it off. I throw my shorts on, close down the porn, throw the dirty underwear under the bed, then silently sit on the bed and get up as if I was just getting up. Meanwhile I freaked out not only because he's there, but because I know he could come in at any time because my lock isn't very good and with just the right jiggle of the doorknob he could be in.
So I open the door in nothing but shorts, likely a nervous look on my face, and he asks me,"What did you just get up?"
YES!!! Phew, that was close. Of course I made sure to work with a good story and try to make sure the reason I didn't immediately answer the door didn't appear to be because I was masturbating. Now perhaps he was duped. Maybe he had no idea what I was doing. However, there is a possibility that he had that going through his mind and was a good friend and decided not to acknowledge it. I did have the volume up slightly. Barely any noise, but had he come later he could have heard a lot more if he heard anything at all. Either way, I avoided what could have been one of the biggest disasters of my life.
Anything like this ever happen to you?
So I'm in my room around 11:30 this morning. My whole family is gone and I knew they wouldn't be back for hours. Thinking I had the whole house to myself I got turned on and was ready to masturbate. So I setup like usual. Get my cleaning supplies out, old pairs of underwear I don't use anymore, undress and pull up one of my favorite sites for this occasion. ;)
So I'm browsing, doing my thing. I'm getting settled in and relaxing when all I hear is my door handle jiggling. Turns out it's my friend. I didn't hear anything. When the hell did he get here? I was 100% sure he wouldn't be over today because he knew there was a possibility of me going to Six Flags with my family and because there were no cars in the driveway I knew that if he decided to come over he would figure I wasn't there. As you know, this wasn't the case.
Luckily I had locked the door. I just have this thing about me that I must lock the door even if there's no one around. I don't know why, I just do and thank god I did. Now I start flipping out in my mind because I knew that if he walks in on me or finds out it could mean HUGE embarrassment. I immediately jump up, trying to be as subtle as possible and try to play it off. I throw my shorts on, close down the porn, throw the dirty underwear under the bed, then silently sit on the bed and get up as if I was just getting up. Meanwhile I freaked out not only because he's there, but because I know he could come in at any time because my lock isn't very good and with just the right jiggle of the doorknob he could be in.
So I open the door in nothing but shorts, likely a nervous look on my face, and he asks me,"What did you just get up?"
YES!!! Phew, that was close. Of course I made sure to work with a good story and try to make sure the reason I didn't immediately answer the door didn't appear to be because I was masturbating. Now perhaps he was duped. Maybe he had no idea what I was doing. However, there is a possibility that he had that going through his mind and was a good friend and decided not to acknowledge it. I did have the volume up slightly. Barely any noise, but had he come later he could have heard a lot more if he heard anything at all. Either way, I avoided what could have been one of the biggest disasters of my life.
Anything like this ever happen to you?