Random Questions

[The Ninja]

Answer these questions, try to be as confusing as possible.
Ok we'll start off with some basic paradoxes.
1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
(answer here)
2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
(answer here)
3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
(answer here)
Now for some pretty basic yet thoughtful questions.
4.Is the glass half empty or half full
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5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
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Let's through in some related chuck norris quotes.
6.Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.
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7.When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's acctually doing push downs.
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Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)
8.Can God do anything?
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9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
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and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
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I hope i have in some way confused you or have made it impossible for you to sleep tonight.

[Sage]

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
Pinnocchio never existed. He is a fictitious character.

2.Are you going to answer no to this question.
"no." (Think about it.)

3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
At this time it is not known whether or not time travel is possible. I can't give any answer with any degree of certainty.

4.Is the glass half empty or half full
Depends on the glass.

5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
Gravity exists.

Skipping the dumb Chuck Norris shit that doesn't belong in ROTW.

8.Can God do anything?
Depends on the god.

9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
See above answer.

10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
No, because that means my dreams would be dreams within dreams, and I would need to go deeper.

I hope i have in some way confused you or have made it impossible for you to sleep tonight.
I don't foresee myself losing any sleep over this.

[Amnesiac]

Ok we'll start off with some basic paradoxes.
1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
He would implode.

2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
Maybe.

3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
I would be dead.


Now for some pretty basic yet thoughtful questions.

4.Is the glass half empty or half full
Depends, are you filling or emptying it?

5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
...seriously?


Let's through in some related chuck norris quotes.

6.Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.
That's not impossible.

7.When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's acctually doing push downs.
Sure, if he has enough arm strength to balance his body without using his feet.


Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)

8.Can God do anything?
No

9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
No

and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
LOL INCEPTION.

I hope i have in some way confused you or have made it impossible for you to sleep tonight.

[The Ninja]

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
Pinnocchio never existed. He is a fictitious character.

2.Are you going to answer no to this question.
"no." (Think about it.)

3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
At this time it is not known whether or not time travel is possible. I can't give any answer with any degree of certainty.

4.Is the glass half empty or half full
Depends on the glass.

5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
Gravity exists.

Skipping the dumb Chuck Norris shit that doesn't belong in ROTW.

8.Can God do anything?
Depends on the god.

9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
See above answer.

10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
No, because that means my dreams would be dreams within dreams, and I would need to go deeper.


I don't foresee myself losing any sleep over this.

By answering "no" you say you will not answer "no" yet you did answer no therefore you are lying because you did. (did i just confuse myself)

[Sage]

By answering "no" you say you will not answer "no" yet you said you would not therefore you are lying because you did. (did i just confuse my self)

I gave an answer to the question: "Answer" in this context referring to a response or reply. I responded to the question with a simple word, hence the quotations. I could have just as easily said "Pineapple."

[The Ninja]

I gave an answer to the question: "Answer" in this context referring to a response or reply. I responded to the question with a simple word, hence the quotations. I could have just as easily said "Pineapple."

LOL pineapple. I suppose that would have been more awkward and random though.

[Sith Lord 13]

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
It would grow in the amount of the smallest quantum unit.

2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
I shall not.

3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
Divergent timeline is my theory, and I'm all for experimentation if I can borrow your time machine.

4.Is the glass half empty or half full
It's twice the size it needs to be.

5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
It falls, as can be measured from an independent 3rd party.

Let's through in some related chuck norris quotes.
6.Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.
So can I.

7.When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's acctually doing push downs.
True, so is anyone else who's ever done a push up. The affect it has on earth is negligible though.

Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)
8.Can God do anything?
We'll assume yes.

9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
Yes. He still retains the power to make the rock liftable, though. As such, he is still omnipotent, (able to accomplish anything he desires), but it now required an extra step.

and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
Yep. Or I'm on a TV show like Jim Carey in The Truman Show. Then my paranoid delusions begin to die back down.

[Jess]

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
he's just a fictious character...

2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
I won't.

3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
I wouldn't exist...

Now for some pretty basic yet thoughtful questions.
4.Is the glass half empty or half full
half full

5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
of course it exists.

Let's through in some related chuck norris quotes.
6.Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.
???

7.When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's acctually doing push downs.
Everyone does that
Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)
8.Can God do anything?
No

9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
Yes

and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
No

[The Dark Lord]

Ok we'll start off with some basic paradoxes.
1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
Hey I didn't think pinnochio existed
2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
why?
3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
time travel is not possible
Now for some pretty basic yet thoughtful questions.
4.Is the glass half empty or half full
depends on the glass
5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
gravity exist

Chuck Norris stuff wasn't funny or meaningful

Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)
8.Can God do anything?
depends on your defination of "god"
9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
see above answer
and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
yes

[Sith Lord 13]

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
Pinnocchio never existed. He is a fictitious character.

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
he's just a fictious character...

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
Hey I didn't think pinnochio existed

Does no one understand a hypothetical question? Based on the phrasing, it's implied you're supposed to assume he exists.

[PJay]

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
I'd dump him. I'm not interested in noses that do that.

2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
Eventually.

3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
I'd be so pissed of at myself I'd probably kill myself.

Now for some pretty basic yet thoughtful questions.
4.Is the glass half empty or half full
its always full, unless its in a vacuum.

5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
A little bit.

Let's through in some related chuck norris quotes.
6.Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.
Who the fuck is chuck norris? (yeah i can google but i dont care that much)

7.When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's acctually doing push downs.
Are these questions? No.


Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)
8.Can God do anything?
Unless hes the god of impotence.

|9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
No, because he'd be able to lift it.

and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
Something under 50% of it has been.

I hope i have in some way confused you or have made it impossible for you to sleep tonight.
Don't need any help with that, thanks :)

Oh ... and no.

[The Madman]

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
A. Pinnochio is fiction
B. He is correct, my nose will grow slightly for a few more years
2.Are you going to answer no to this question.
Yes I Am Not Going To Not Answer No
3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
I Would disenegrate on the spot
Now for some pretty basic yet thoughtful questions.
4.Is the glass half empty or half full
Half Empty
5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
It Exists. Proven

Let's through in some related chuck norris quotes.
6.Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.
While normal people push it
7.When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's acctually doing push downs.
No. Chuck Norris is doing push ups.
Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)
8.Can God do anything?
Except kill himself
9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
Yes. But he wouldnt be able to move it once he created it
and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
Yes. But I dont know what is going to happen if i wake up

[huginnmuninn]

Answer these questions, try to be as confusing as possible.
Ok we'll start off with some basic paradoxes.
1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
the top half would fall off so that it grows proportionally but stays the same length
2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
probably not
3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
a separate reality would be created where you killed yourself and one where you didnt
Now for some pretty basic yet thoughtful questions.
4.Is the glass half empty or half full
did it start out empty or full
5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
both depending on the view point if i fall then i see everything going up
Let's through in some related chuck norris quotes.
are these even questions?
6.Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.
with little doubt
7.When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's acctually doing push downs.
for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction
Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)
8.Can God do anything?
No if he has to rest for a whole day after only six days of work i bet he cant
9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
yes because he could put the said rock in a black hole and it couldnt be lifted
and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
yea but if it was i would find the dreamer and kill him and therefore kill myself and get out of this nightmare
I hope i have in some way confused you or have made it impossible for you to sleep tonight.

[ShatteredWings]

Ok we'll start off with some basic paradoxes.
1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
His nose would grow, as if it didn't his statement would be a lie ,making it grow anyway.

2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
Yes; "no"

3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
Time paradox, the murdered self would be in another timeline and I would still exist.

4.Is the glass half empty or half full
half full, as it's 50% full, we don't call things "30% empty"

5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
Hm... Depends where your viewpoint is. The falling object, or anything around it.

Chuck Norris Skipped.

8.Can God do anything?
No.

9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
Sure. Depends who's doing the lifting.

10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
All the time, actually.

[ZodiacKiller]

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
If at some later point in time, he will tell a lie, it will remain the same size; if he will never again lie, it will grow for the last time.
2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
kind of. im not sure... let's go with maybe.
3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
the timeline would go from:
<---------> to:
^
|<--------|
<--------------->

i hope that can get through as a loop/circle in the middle of it... time would split, not into two universes, but into a line traveling forward and a line going back to the point where you "died".
Now for some pretty basic yet thoughtful questions.
4.Is the glass half empty or half full
the proabability of a glass being EXACTLY half full/empty is extremely unlikely. the question must be whether the glass is more full or less full.
5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
gravity exists, but the opposite statement is too (since motion is relative). the context is just wrong.
Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)
8.Can God do anything?
a theoretical god cannot do anything because of the problem of omnipotence
9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
i just answered that question... ;)
and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
yes
I hope i have in some way confused you or have made it impossible for you to sleep tonight.

[Patchy]

1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
It doesn't grow unless he said a lie but he just said a lie there so it would grow.
2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
no
3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
You cannot time travel its impossible but if you could the persons past would turn into the present from the point they killed themselves
Now for some pretty basic yet thoughtful questions.
4.Is the glass half empty or half full
half full
5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
Gravity exists - scientists have proven. If not we would all fall off the earth
Let's through in some related chuck norris quotes.
6.Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.
Only Chuck Norris
7.When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's acctually doing push downs.
Same as above
Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)
8.Can God do anything?
He can't mess with free will (quote out of bruce almighty)
9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
Yes however humans would keep trying to find something that would lift it
and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
Yes

[Dive to Survive]

Answer these questions, try to be as confusing as possible.
Ok we'll start off with some basic paradoxes.
1.What would happen if pinnochio said "My nose is going to grow"
It wouldn't grow
2.Are you going to answer no to this question. (that is the question)
No
3.If you went into the past and killed yourself what would happen.
You would cease to exist; you would have never been
Now for some pretty basic yet thoughtful questions.
4.Is the glass half empty or half full
|Half full
5.Does gravity exist, or when something "falls" does everything go up and the object stays in place?
|Most likely not
Let's through in some related chuck norris quotes.
6.Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door.
|Obviously
7.When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's acctually doing push downs.
|It's on purpose
Please answer these next questions asuming that there is some kind of God out there (even if you don't believe there is)
8.Can God do anything?
lYes
9.Can God create an unliftable rock.
|Yes, but then he can lift it
and now for the grand finale
10.Have you ever though that maybe everything you've experienced in your life has actually been a dream?
|Yes, but then I laughed it off
I hope i have in some way confused you or have made it impossible for you to sleep tonight.