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The Joker
October 2nd, 2010, 12:12 AM
Inspired from a VM I saw between deadpie (Tim) and Patchy (Patrick, I believe).

I'm leaning towards stoner metal. He seems like a chill guy, but occasionally likes to smite people and all that.
Scooby Dooby Drew
October 2nd, 2010, 12:15 AM
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I'm thinking Adult Contemporary
deadpie
October 2nd, 2010, 12:51 AM
Like I said:

Jesus would probably listen to Christian Rock. Nothing better then listening to music about how awesome you are.
Magus
October 2nd, 2010, 12:52 AM
I'm leaning towards stoner metal. He seems like a chill guy, but occasionally likes to smite people and all that.

Agreed. From the picture, he looks like a hippie(with his long hair and stuff).

Stoner, noise, acid, psychedelic or space rock in my opinion.

(the guy resembles Jesus :P )
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nOISMxGBuqg/SaB0GaaaPZI/AAAAAAAAAEU/uhh2z5ftBb0/s320/hippie+in+Russia.jpg

Takes acid and chills to the amazing music.
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His other(His father's) music... umm... I don't know...
deadpie
October 2nd, 2010, 12:55 AM
Obviously, God would listen to Post-Music or Music from the future AKA:

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From Last.fm: Mahmound Awad is an Arabic electropop artist from the future designed to destroy the senses and ensnare the souls of those not worthy of its greatness. He came from planet Zordon where the Islam religion has reigned supreme for over 9000 millenniums. He brought with him the sounds of his native planet, both in nudity and aurality. Perhaps we will someday find out how this artist was able to send his album back in time. This album must be treated with great respect, because it is the first that has been sent back in time to us.
Triceratops
October 2nd, 2010, 03:17 AM
I'm thinking some Grindcore here, some Black Metal there, you know...
nick
October 2nd, 2010, 03:28 AM
The Beatles: All you need is love
Kaius
October 2nd, 2010, 03:42 AM
Eh, some form of sound that wouldn't be called music today :P
Derek_001
October 2nd, 2010, 05:18 AM
what if god smoked by Weird al yankovic lmao
deadpie
October 2nd, 2010, 01:20 PM
The Beatles: All you need is love

Christianity will go.. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first — rock and roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.


Well. Hmm....
Weeping
October 5th, 2010, 03:58 PM
Oh, oh *stretching out my hand as high up in the air as I can reach* I know!!

Death metal, fer sure xD
Sugaree
October 5th, 2010, 06:50 PM
Lo-fi shoegaze jazz.
lengthy_brochure
October 5th, 2010, 07:17 PM
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deadpie
October 5th, 2010, 07:24 PM
Lo-fi shoegaze jazz.

Post Avant Dreamfunk Jazzcore
Sugaree
October 5th, 2010, 08:09 PM
Post Avant Dreamfunk Jazzcore

Post Avant Guarde Crunkcore Punk Pop
Rutherford The Brave
October 5th, 2010, 08:15 PM
DUBSTEPPPPPP for shizzzz
deadpie
October 5th, 2010, 08:43 PM
DUBSTEPPPPPP for shizzzz

Jesus sure has a shit taste in music


Post Avant Guarde Crunkcore Punk Pop

Post Theological Tribal Catchy Drone-space-core from the future
BOBBY HILL
October 6th, 2010, 04:17 PM
Jethro Tull or one of those awesome bands
deadpie
October 6th, 2010, 10:45 PM
Jethro Tull or one of those awesome bands

>Implying everyone thinks Jesus is awesome

>Implying Jesus would listen to good music
Nostrum
October 7th, 2010, 08:32 AM
Definitely black metal. Why wouldn't you listen to stuff that is (not all, just a lot) totally satanic? Especially if you're Jesus.
Magus
October 7th, 2010, 09:11 AM
Post Avant Guarde Crunkcore Punk Pop
Post Avant Dreamfunk Jazzcore
:eek:
I got lost.

But hey, he listens to whatever this smily is related to...
:bigsmile:

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Apparitions
October 7th, 2010, 11:25 AM
Machine Head because they are awesome, Metallica because James Hetfield is a God.

Also, Brokencyde for the lulz.
Daniel_
October 9th, 2010, 06:47 PM
Hardcore metal death rock, or rap.

Either or.
deadpie
October 9th, 2010, 09:48 PM
I see you guys naming genre's of what he would listen to, but why?

Why do you think he would listen to death metal or rap?

I mean come on, be creative here. Elaborate.
Daniel_
October 9th, 2010, 09:49 PM
I see you guys naming genre's of what he would listen to, but why?

Why do you think he would listen to death metal or rap?

I mean come on, be creative here. Elaborate.

The hair man, hes obviously a head banger.
deadpie
October 9th, 2010, 10:02 PM
The hair man, hes obviously a head banger.

That's good enough. Could be better, but it's funny. So a couple brownie points for you sir.
jovien
October 12th, 2010, 05:07 PM
not a q but i think jesus wouldn't like to listen to any of the nonsence now a days(the nonsince that built america )
Jess
October 12th, 2010, 05:38 PM
The Beatles: All you need is love

This *nods*

and I was thinking maybe classical music...but not sure
deadpie
October 12th, 2010, 09:36 PM
not a q but i think jesus wouldn't like to listen to any of the nonsence now a days(the nonsince that built america )

>Implying all music that is created recently is nonsense.

What is this nonsense music that built america? What are you trying to say? Your post makes no sense at all.