The Batman
September 30th, 2010, 08:41 PM
This story was inspired by the fairy tale “The Princess and the Frog” yet it’s told in my way. It’ll make you laugh, it’ll make you cry, but most of all it’ll keep you entertained so enjoy.
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Once Upon a time and a land far far away there was a prince, a horrible one at that. He would sleep around with any woman he could come across by using any means at his disposal.
Usually it wouldn’t take more than mentioning his royalty but for those that were a bit harder to convince he was use he would fool them into falling in love with him and put them out the next day
One day the prince came across the most beautiful woman he’s seen yet. Her hair was jet black and flowed in the wind, her eyes were as green as grass on a spring morning, and her smile could light an entire room. The prince knew he had to have her if only for one night so he approached her and annouced, “Hey babe want to sleep with a prince?”
She’s been around his type before so she quickly turned him down. Having this happen before, the prince set out to woo her by buying her expensive jewelry and clothes, yet she still would not take any of his advances.
Becoming infuriated the prince decided that he was going to have her rather she wanted him to or not so he ordered his knights to bring her to him. Once they did he drug her to his room and raped her until he had he had his fill. All the time the woman never flinched or cried at once instead she looked at him with pure hatred and evil in her eyes and the longer it lasted the more she changed.
Her hair began to fall out, her eyes turned into a fiery red, her face began to wrinkle and shrivel and by the time he was finished her true form was showing. ”You’ve messed with the wrong bitch” she shouted at him as the prince looked at her in surprise. ”Your good looks will get you nowhere any more” She shouted, “for until you change your ways your body will be as ugly as your heart.” And with that the prince was instantly transformed into a frog
The witch picked him up and carried him out side the castle and laid him in the forest for him to fend for himself. Later on Princess Whasherface from france came to visit the castle hoping to combine the kingdoms and keep the two places in peace.
When the prince noticed he immediately jumped on her foot trying to get her attention, the princess looked down noticed the fatest and most juicey frog she’d ever seen and imagined the frog legs she would have cooked for her dinner so she picked him up to have a better look. “Princess.” the prince said. ”My my my you are a delicious looking froggy aren’t you,” says the princess. Stupidly the prince thought the princess could understand him completly forgetting frogs can’t talk.
The princess wrapped the frog in a cloth and carried it inside of her basket and to the castle hoping to please the prince with a meal she was going to prepare for him. Once she got there however she noticed that the castle was in complete disorder for the prince has been missing for some hours now and no one knew where he was.
Seeing that it was a bad time the princess turned around and headed for that long trip home and realizing that the frog won’t last that long she placed him back in the forrest and went along her way. The prince’s heart was now full of sadness and anger stubbornly not trying to figure out what the witch meant in her warning and he forever spent his days as a frog wondering that forrest looking for anyone that could understand him and free him from the curse.
The End
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Once Upon a time and a land far far away there was a prince, a horrible one at that. He would sleep around with any woman he could come across by using any means at his disposal.
Usually it wouldn’t take more than mentioning his royalty but for those that were a bit harder to convince he was use he would fool them into falling in love with him and put them out the next day
One day the prince came across the most beautiful woman he’s seen yet. Her hair was jet black and flowed in the wind, her eyes were as green as grass on a spring morning, and her smile could light an entire room. The prince knew he had to have her if only for one night so he approached her and annouced, “Hey babe want to sleep with a prince?”
She’s been around his type before so she quickly turned him down. Having this happen before, the prince set out to woo her by buying her expensive jewelry and clothes, yet she still would not take any of his advances.
Becoming infuriated the prince decided that he was going to have her rather she wanted him to or not so he ordered his knights to bring her to him. Once they did he drug her to his room and raped her until he had he had his fill. All the time the woman never flinched or cried at once instead she looked at him with pure hatred and evil in her eyes and the longer it lasted the more she changed.
Her hair began to fall out, her eyes turned into a fiery red, her face began to wrinkle and shrivel and by the time he was finished her true form was showing. ”You’ve messed with the wrong bitch” she shouted at him as the prince looked at her in surprise. ”Your good looks will get you nowhere any more” She shouted, “for until you change your ways your body will be as ugly as your heart.” And with that the prince was instantly transformed into a frog
The witch picked him up and carried him out side the castle and laid him in the forest for him to fend for himself. Later on Princess Whasherface from france came to visit the castle hoping to combine the kingdoms and keep the two places in peace.
When the prince noticed he immediately jumped on her foot trying to get her attention, the princess looked down noticed the fatest and most juicey frog she’d ever seen and imagined the frog legs she would have cooked for her dinner so she picked him up to have a better look. “Princess.” the prince said. ”My my my you are a delicious looking froggy aren’t you,” says the princess. Stupidly the prince thought the princess could understand him completly forgetting frogs can’t talk.
The princess wrapped the frog in a cloth and carried it inside of her basket and to the castle hoping to please the prince with a meal she was going to prepare for him. Once she got there however she noticed that the castle was in complete disorder for the prince has been missing for some hours now and no one knew where he was.
Seeing that it was a bad time the princess turned around and headed for that long trip home and realizing that the frog won’t last that long she placed him back in the forrest and went along her way. The prince’s heart was now full of sadness and anger stubbornly not trying to figure out what the witch meant in her warning and he forever spent his days as a frog wondering that forrest looking for anyone that could understand him and free him from the curse.
The End