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simi2
September 29th, 2010, 08:55 PM
So I was in a chain seafood restaurant tonight, and needed to use the rest room. So I'm sitting there, doing what you're supposed to do in a restroom, when I see someone walk in and go into the stall next to me. So I'm a nervous goer, but that's not the point. I'm sitting there, and I see him drop his pants, urinate, and continue to stand there. After a minute I started wondering what he was doing. So I look over at the shadow on the ground, and low and behold, I see the shadow of his body, what I assume is his erect penis, and his hand jerkily moving across this shadow. He continues for a few minutes, I just sit there in awe. Then the shadow starts to bend upward, and I hear him making a grunting noise. Shortly afterward, he pulls some toilet paper, flush's the commode, and goes to wash his hands. I finish my business, walk out of the stall, and low and behold, the same dude (same shoes, never opened door) is standing there washing his hands, then I see his waiter apron, and name tag. He kind of looks at me and walks out. I just didn't say anything, to anyone.

What do you think of this? What would you have done?

Vonn
September 29th, 2010, 09:09 PM
As long as he washes his hands, then there's no harm. He's a normal guy. Normal guys masturbate.

I just would have been like, "o__o; Awkward moment."

Jamarama
September 30th, 2010, 11:42 AM
So a male human being masturbated? :eek: What is the world coming to?!

nick
September 30th, 2010, 11:57 AM
I think you should close the door when you take a dump.

The Batman
September 30th, 2010, 12:01 PM
This really doesn't have anything to do with puberty :locked: