deadpie
September 24th, 2010, 10:56 PM
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The forest green Metapod sits motionless
Not giving a shit about the Poké Ball you possess
Fuck your pikachu and his mindless tone
Enraging the Metapod as it emphatically groans
Ash consumes the fumes of the phencycledine
And now he's ready to motherfucking fight
Pokemon is as essiantial as existense gets
Rejoice the game or eat a pile of toxic shit
My fucking gameboy needs batteries
The buttons worn out from a thousand brutalities
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I know, worst poem I've written yet. But I felt like writing about how fucking awesome metapod is. You do not fuck with Metapod. It will fuck your shit up.
The forest green Metapod sits motionless
Not giving a shit about the Poké Ball you possess
Fuck your pikachu and his mindless tone
Enraging the Metapod as it emphatically groans
Ash consumes the fumes of the phencycledine
And now he's ready to motherfucking fight
Pokemon is as essiantial as existense gets
Rejoice the game or eat a pile of toxic shit
My fucking gameboy needs batteries
The buttons worn out from a thousand brutalities
---------------
I know, worst poem I've written yet. But I felt like writing about how fucking awesome metapod is. You do not fuck with Metapod. It will fuck your shit up.