Jacking Off

[yeahdude]

First off I don't know if this is where I should put this so move it if you like, fuck go ahead and delete it if you really feel the urge. I just want to post my story.

Well today was pretty much a normal day for me, I woke up, went to school, came home and messed around on the computer a little bit, headed out to the gym for my daily workout. After my workout I decided to take a shower (at home) during my shower I said to myself "Self, why don't you shave your pubes while you're in here?" So I did, and after that I decided to beat off too, I don't know why because I wasn't the least bit horny at the time, but hey why the fuck not? Anyway after all this, shaving and blowing my load, I sat there in the bottom tub area of my shower, covered in my own pubes and come, hot water still coming down on my feet and legs, I started laughing hysterically.
I still haven't came up with my reason for laughing so hard. Maybe I was laughing at how pathetic it all seemed. I was just thinking you all could help me out with why I was laughing.

[willrod]

It could be because of it being "pathetic"- it could be a release of stress, or maybe the orgasm felt so good. Personally I've had a couple that felt so good that I laughed a little afterwards- I think it's just a reaction to something extreme- usually when you're put under stress (and really, orgasm is kind of a stress- your heart rate goes up and stuff- in French, they actually call it Le Petit Mort- the little death), and you realize you're not in danger or anything- you start laughing. Idk why, but that's the way it is.

[yeahdude]

Yeah, I don't know why but I always have the weirdest times jacking off. One time I was super stoned on Vicodin, so when I was jacking off I couldn't come, I went for like some 2 hours, in the end I just gave up. I didn't want to waste anymore of my high.

[Curtis E]

thats hot

[Scarface]

This is considered story telling and that isn't allowed. Maybe you could next time ask a question instead of telling a story about it.