Wet dreams...

[Judas]

I'm the kind of person who gets wet dreams very often, which is getting kind of annoying since I hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to clean myself without waking anyone else up. And I know that masturbation decreases the frequency of wet dreams. Is there any other way?
(please don't tell me to just masturbate, I want to know alternative methods)

[nick]

There is no other way (except for having sex) apart from masturbation. You are going through a phase where your sperm production has gone into overdrive and your body can only store so much so the excess has to come out one way or another. You may find it eases off as you get a bit older, I used to get quite a lot of wet dreams when I was 13/14 but hardly ever get one now.

[Lights]

I'm in that exact state of position at the moment. I've been getting a hell of a lot of wet dreams and of course, they're messy.
All I hear is that masturbation is the only way to calm the sperm levels down. So that's your best option as far as I can tell. Otherwise, just enjoy the wet dreams; I mean they are quite pleasurable other than the mess. ;)

[horseboi]

Wet dreams arer pleasureable.. But when you have to get up at 3am and clean your penis and nuts!!! LOL

[HelloWorld123456]

I'm afraid masturbation is the only way to "prevent" wet dreams. And as you grow older, they'll be less frequent so don't worry.

[Giles]

Nick's got it really. Masturbation is the only way to prevent wet dreams, other than sex but I'm guessing that isn't available for you. It should decrease as you get older.

[LittleMonsterMike]

I used to almost get wet dream like i can feel myself cumming and i wake up just in time to stop myself but recently i uped my masturbating to like 3 times a day and i no longer have wet dreams

[shartalot17]

i have never had a wet dream.

[Voleurz]

I've never had one. I always though I was broken cause i didn't have them lol

[wyatt]

sry as far as i know j/o is the only way, and whats wrong with that???

[Jamarama]

Just j/o a lot, that's all I can think of.

I get them all the time even though I wank a lot though.

[JimSauce]

Sorry, masturbation is really the only way to stop them. They'll decrease as you get older.

[Dalman]

I have an idea, put on a condom when you go to sleep and then at least no mess to cleanup.

[zander]

I have an idea, put on a condom when you go to sleep and then at least no mess to cleanup.
and exactly how is hte condom supposed to stay on until you get an erection?