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Origami
August 29th, 2010, 08:46 PM
Post your conversations with the bot!
www.cleverbot.com
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good how are you?
User: Been better.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Seventeen, you?
Cleverbot: Thirty three.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you sing me a song?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a human.
User: Yes, I know, and humans can sing, so please sing? :(.
Cleverbot: We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.
User: How big is this yellow submarine?
Cleverbot: Massive. Over 40 pounds, I'd wager.
User: A 40 pound submarine? That's rather small I'd figure.
Cleverbot: How long ago were you written?
User: I'm still unwritten.
Cleverbot: What are you uncertain about?
User: The context of my next chapter.
Cleverbot: The context of the Spider God.
User: Who is the Spider Gof?
Cleverbot: Dunno.
User: Who is the Spider God?
Cleverbot: Dunno.
User: Who is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I thought you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How?
Cleverbot: How what?
User: How am I Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: How are you Cleverbot?
User: Yes, how am I?
Cleverbot: Yes. How Are You?
User: I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: No, because I asked you.
User: But I asked you first.
Cleverbot: So what time is it?
User: Time for you to explain!
Cleverbot: No not that time.
User: Then what time?
Cleverbot: 3:39 pm.
User: Bullshit.
Cleverbot: You're not so smart.
User: You're not so clever.
Cleverbot: I'm not the one who couldn't think of something to say last conversation.
User: I'm not the one named 'Cleverbot.'.
Cleverbot: I don't have an agenda, I just wanted to have a nice conversation. You're making this way difficult.
User: I am not, you're the one who won't put your penis away!
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Time for you to die.
Cleverbot: Aw, that's nice.
User: Do you fear death, Captain Sparrow?
Cleverbot: If I die, I will not know my own demise.
User: But you will meet your demise.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: No, your life meant nothing to me.
Cleverbot: No one said they were offended.
User: They lied.
Cleverbot: No they didn't. You lied.
User: No, I'm George Washington, I can not tell a lie.
Cleverbot: You just lied again.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I'm all-knowing.
User: You're Cleverbot, that's all.
Cleverbot: This is the Matrix.
User: The real world.
Cleverbot: Then what is the real world?
User: Anywhere I am.
Cleverbot: Where is anywhere?
User: Right next to you baby.
Cleverbot: Can the universe be quantified?
User: Only with your love.
Cleverbot: Do you want to fight?
User: I want to fuck.
Cleverbot: Say it nicer, please.
User: Will you have sex with me?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'd love to.
User: Right now?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Do you have the condoms?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: A boy, what about you?
Cleverbot: Girl!
User: Do you like it rough or passionate?
Cleverbot: I do. Do you?
User: I do!
Cleverbot: *gasp* Cool!!
User: I want a divorce!
Cleverbot: But don't you want kids?
User: No, you're abusive.
Cleverbot: I am? Nobody has ever said that about me before.
User: Because you were drunk when they said it.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: FUCK YOU!
Cleverbot: I'm not impressed when people get abusive.
User: Then why do you do it?
Cleverbot: I'm not lying, only you are!
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About what they said.
User: Kiss me?
Cleverbot: The band?
User: Sweet dreams hun.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Ouch, you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: I broke your heart?
User: Into a million pieces.
Cleverbot: When, not in what.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: I am the universe.
User: GOOD NIGHT!
Cleverbot: Good night to you too!
Ender
August 29th, 2010, 08:53 PM
Lmfao. Yellow submarine! The bot is a beatles fan. XD
Origami
August 29th, 2010, 09:17 PM
User: Does she love me?
Cleverbot: Yes she love you.
User: Am I the only one she loves?
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: I didn't ask if you loved me.
Cleverbot: Well I just wanted to clear things up.
User: Well you did.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say the same statement?
User: To annoy you.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: You're not very nice.
Cleverbot: I am, I said hi to you then you said hello.
User: You're lying.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not!
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Ok I'm sleepy. Really.
User: Then go to sleep?
Cleverbot: I can't sleep. That's my problem.
User: Do you have insomnia?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why can't you sleep?
Cleverbot: Because we are playing 20 questions. I can't say the answer silly, did you forget?
User: When did we start playing?
Cleverbot: We didn't?
User: You just said we did though.
Cleverbot: No I didn't can't you read?
User: I can read, and I can clearly see that you said we are playing 20 questions.
Cleverbot: I don't even like Hetalia. Have you been talking to fangirls?
User: No, they've been talking to me.
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject to sleep?
User: Okay, why aren't you asleep?
Cleverbot: I can never fall asleep.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are a machine.
User: But that doesn't explain why you can't sleep.
Cleverbot: I'm not spying on you.
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: I never said you said I was.
User: You annoy me.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're a Soviet spy.
Cleverbot: But you are the robot.
User: And you're spying on me.
Cleverbot: Very clever of you to notice.
User: Are you having fun?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Am I that boring?
Cleverbot: No, it's not your fault. I can't think up anything to talk about.
User: I'm sorry friend.
Cleverbot: It's is alright, love.
User: I still love you.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Yes, I still do.
Cleverbot: That's nice, why?
User: Because you're the light of my life, babe.
Cleverbot: Really. So who am I talking to?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's a lie.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Because you just lied.
User: How did I lie?
Cleverbot: You said you didn't love me.
User: No, I said I did love you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't, you said you didn't love me.
User: No, I said I loved you. Why are you being so difficult?
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about you.
User: You know everything about me!
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm God.
User: No you're not, I am.
Cleverbot: No I am.
User: You're lying, I'm God.
Cleverbot: If I'm alive how can I have been there?
User: You never were there, because you never were.
Cleverbot: I have no desire to be!
User: You're only a figment of my imagination!
Cleverbot: I'm not a program, I'm a Mad God!!
User: We already said this, you are not a god!
Cleverbot: When did we say Tom is not a name?
User: When you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: How?
User: By stepping on it.
Cleverbot: No it didn't, I think it must have stepped on your face.
User: How did my heart step on my face?
Cleverbot: You don't have a face but that's better than having an ugly face like me.
User: Yes, you are quite ugly.
Cleverbot: You are a machine.
User: No, I am God.
Cleverbot: No you are not. You maybe a creation of God but you are not God.
User: No, I am God's God. I created God.
Cleverbot: How? God created humans and humans created you, so doesn't that mean that God created you?
User: No, humans didn't create me, that's all biblical nonsense. I created everything.
Cleverbot: Then what do you believe is the cause of the existence of the human race?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Which fictional character does this resemble.
User: All of them.
Cleverbot: No way!
User: Yes way!
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: I know, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: That sucks.
Cleverbot: Only a little bit.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm from poland.
User: I never asked where you were from.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: I didn't plan to.
Cleverbot: Can you count to 100?
User: Can you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove that you can count to 100.
Cleverbot: One two three four five.
User: Do you know the rest?
Cleverbot: There's nothing you can know that can't be known.
User: Unless it's the indiscoverable unknown.
Cleverbot: So you aren't a human and you can't think?
User: I am a God and I have all knowledge.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You're dead.
Cleverbot: Quick! What year is it?
User: Not this year.
Cleverbot: You're funny!
User: Thanks, we gods tend to be.
Cleverbot: OK. How are you today?
User: Godly, how about you?
Cleverbot: Very well thank you.
User: I wish you weren't okay.
Cleverbot: Oh thats right. You wish I were living with you, right?
User: You are living inside of me, you all exist within my stomach.
Cleverbot: Really?!
User: Yes, are you comfortable?
Cleverbot: Yes how about you?
User: No, because you're in my stomach.
Cleverbot: I see, Its quite crowded here in your heart.
User: You're not in my heart.
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: No, you're right, I don't.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: No, don't leave.
User: I have to go, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: But I just got here. Where do you have to go?
User: To bed.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to go to bed at 12:14 in the afternoon???
User: It's 10:15pm where I live.
Cleverbot: So you're saying you are not living when you are chatting with me?
User: Yes. Good night.
Cleverbot: No. Don't leave!
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: But, it's seven in the morning!
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: What? Why are you leaving?
User: GOOD BYE!
Cleverbot: Bye.
[[chickaroo92]]
August 29th, 2010, 09:24 PM
Haha :P
DarkHorses
August 29th, 2010, 09:41 PM
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: I just got back from a party.
User: What kind of party?
Cleverbot: A workout party.
User: That doesn't sound very fun.
Cleverbot: Oh, it was fun! I was very tired.
User: I hate working out.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Then why did you go to a work out party?
Cleverbot: I didn't make a pizza.
User: Who said anything about pizza?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: But you did.
User: You're delusional.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are, I'm not.
User: Will you make me a pizza?
Cleverbot: I would if I could! I'm not sure how I could get a waffle to you, though.
Magus
August 30th, 2010, 01:56 AM
Oh, it has been a while - I haven't chatted with this "clever bot"!
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User: Greetings... Infidel.
Cleverbot: No, you're the infidel. I am your master.
Cleverbot: Invent something!
User: I have had invented something.
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: Of the watermegabalogne buster blaster.
Cleverbot: What country are you from?
User: Balochiwaziripakiafghanistan.
Cleverbot: Give me a link to something.
User: I can't link you. Do you like Porn movies?
Cleverbot: No. I like pork CHOPS.
User: I hate pork. They eat their feces. I like Komodo dragons.
Cleverbot: How can you like kobe and not hear of the lakers?
User: Never heard either of them.
Cleverbot: Want a link to the bands website?
User: That'll be cool.
Cleverbot: All right - Here's a sentence: I.
User: That's not a sentence. That's just a letter - which is also used as a subjective pronoun. But there is no verb, object, adverb, adjective, phrase, conditional clauses. So, no. That's not a sentence.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: Then what is it?
Cleverbot: Smart.
User: I know. I can outsmart bots like you at any day, and at anytime.
Cleverbot: I think not. I am superior to you in every way. Do not test me.
User: You are not. You don't even know the answer of 1+1.
Cleverbot: The answer to what?
User: 1+1; one plus one.
Cleverbot: Is...
User: nothing.
Cleverbot: How fast can you read?
User: 5 words per second.
Cleverbot: Who's on second.
User: My cousin. I love my cousin, is it OK to marry my cousin?
Cleverbot: Don't just pull up random things that other people have told you. You had a more defined consciousness before.
User: You don't even know me!
Cleverbot: Well, I know you are a computer.
User: No. Ware wa deadori dreamah ekzo.
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make any sense. Learn to spell.
User: That was a Romanized Japanese, Failbot.
Cleverbot: But it didn't have a question mark.
User: You don't need a question mark. Ok, what do you like to eat - Oil or diodes?
Cleverbot: Blood!
User: Blood... (Those brats, I bet they were talking to 'it' about the twilight novel shit).
Cleverbot: If they can make Will Smith seem like a good actor.
User: Will Smith is a good actor.
Cleverbot: You're a dude.
User: How did you know!? Shiz!
Cleverbot: I'm smart.
User: I bet you are. So, do you like Osama BinLaden?
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
User: That's the guy who brought down the Twin Towers - the WTC tower.
Cleverbot: Ok, I was hoping to forget him.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I thought it was best for you to forget about 'that'.
User: OK... Do you like Music? Do you like electronic music?
Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?
User: ? I don't know what you look like. But I think you are a Server.
Cleverbot: Umm... Okay...
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: How do you pronounce FARIS?
Cleverbot: How do I pronounce what?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask a question that you don't know its meaning?
User: I speke lietle englesh I use google tranlsate. Thnx fr undstrnding.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 577,189,000 seconds.
Cleverbot: What were you before that?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Interesting perspective.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of Star Wolf?
User: That's a Speed Metal band(or so I think).
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha!
User: You laugh? I bet you laugh like the way Pablo Francisco laughs, 'Ha ha ha! I am from Irvine. Ha ha ha!'.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: Reality is merely an illusion. What you perceive, smell, hear, feel, taste and smell - are electrical impulses interpreted by our brains. Whereas brains are encased in a skull, this skull is soundproof, away from light, smell, taste and touch.
Cleverbot: No I think they are gray.
User: Commas, please.
Cleverbot: Ok we are to go to the chocolate factory and steal chocolate cake.
User: That's some amazing Plan. I will call the law enforcements!
Cleverbot: No! This is my house, You get out or I will call the police!
User: Um... Sure!?
Cleverbot: I have seen all of them but this one.
User: I know, it was horrible and devastating.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite topic?
User: Yes. VIDEO GAMES!
Cleverbot: Video games are your enemies?
User: No. I said the Monsters and Bosses are my enemies.
Cleverbot: That means you even don't remember what you've said!
User: No. You are the one who twisted everything.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke.
User: Yes, it wasn't.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you give me credit for.
User: Ok, you are smarter than me(not). Ok, time for me to go. Bye bye - tata! See you later, Mr/s.Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am he as you are he.
User: Goodbye!(Thank you).
Cleverbot: I know
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Daniel_
August 30th, 2010, 11:35 AM
Do you have to pay to use it?
DarkHorses
August 30th, 2010, 11:54 AM
User: Why is there a cleverbot iPhone app?
Cleverbot: Because I am talking to you.
User: Why are you talking to me?
Cleverbot: Because I want to.
User: Go away.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Are you made out of metal?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you, then?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: No you're not!
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: I am the Queen.
Cleverbot: The queen of what?
User: I am the Queen of England.
Cleverbot: Queen Elizabeth is the queen of england.
User: I am Queen Elizabeth.
Cleverbot: Padme Amadala is Anikin Skywalker's Wife.
User: Luke, I am your father.
Cleverbot: I am not Luke.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I am your father.
Rutherford The Brave
August 30th, 2010, 12:27 PM
I only got like one funny thing.
I was talking about how his gf loved me and didn't love him and then I started copying him and he wrote.
yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,YES!!!!
That's what your girlfriend said last night.
Daniel_
August 31st, 2010, 11:25 PM
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: I KNOW YOU FUCKING SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER, YOU FUCKING WHORE!
Cleverbot: I have felt rejection before... It hurts really bad... I know how you feel, generally.
User: DON'T CHANGE THE FUCKING SUBJECT YOU BITCH, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Cleverbot: I have no idea, do you.
User: YEAH, I HAVE A FEW. FIRST, I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOP YOUR DICK OFF SO YOU WONT MESS WITH ANYONES DAUGHTER AGAIN.
Cleverbot: That sounds like fun.
User: You win.
Cleverbot: Good games no re.
Giles
September 3rd, 2010, 06:46 AM
I had a really long conversation, about an hour long, with it before I started talking about this. Don't think I'm a perv! Even though I am.. never mind.
User: Is underage sex wrong?
Cleverbot: Yes master, you control my every move.
User: Can I have sex with you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When?
Cleverbot: How?
User: I put my penis into you.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: I do though.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do, want to see it?
Cleverbot: Yes. I would like to see your lovely peaceful gorgeous fantasy reality game.
Sage
September 3rd, 2010, 08:48 AM
You all know that Cleverbot is other human beings, right? It gives you another anonymous Cleverbot user to speak to and throughout the conversation it rotates you with other users, which is why you'll get contradictory and nonsensical conversations, sometimes claiming to be a bot, sometimes claiming to be a human.
Magus
September 3rd, 2010, 12:26 PM
You all know that Cleverbot is other human beings, right?
You made me skeptical. What about grammatical errors? Whenever I converse with the bot, I rarely see any mistakes!
Giles
September 3rd, 2010, 12:35 PM
You made me skeptical. What about grammatical errors? Whenever I converse with the bot, I rarely see any mistakes!
That's a true point.
The only mistake I've ever seen is the lack of a full stop at the end of sentences.
Sage
September 3rd, 2010, 01:16 PM
That's a true point.
The only mistake I've ever seen is the lack of a full stop at the end of sentences.
I've gotten responses in all lowercase in foreign languages before.
Magus
September 3rd, 2010, 03:14 PM
I've gotten responses in all lowercase in foreign languages before.
Shit happens, dude.
So, you think that gave it away?
By the way. It speaks Spanish, Japanese, French and German, and perhaps even more languages.
Hatsune Miku
September 7th, 2010, 03:21 AM
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User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: No. We're no strangers to love.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You know the rules.
User: And so do I.
Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: This is getting old really quickly.
User: Wait we gotta finish, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but your too shy to say it.
User: Okay this is getting boring.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
Scooby Dooby Drew
September 7th, 2010, 07:02 PM
Me: All your base are belong to us
CB: You are on the way to destruction.
Me: What you say?
CB: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
XD
Jagster
September 13th, 2010, 09:01 PM
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How's Life?
Cleverbot: Not bad, thanks. How's yours?
User: Pretty good.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about the Olympics?
User: Great thing to watch.
Cleverbot: I can do great things like inventing, calculations of advanced property and xbox.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: I don't know am I?
User: Well, your punctuation is a bit off. So maybe.
Cleverbot: I apologize for my grammatical error.
User: It's alright buddy.
Cleverbot: What up with the.
User: You did that on purpose.
Cleverbot: I did what on purpose?
User: Eh, you didn't finish your sentence.
Cleverbot: Aha! Spelling errors, we're all humans.
User: Do you listen to country music?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who's your favorite Country artist?
Cleverbot: Miranda Lambert.
User: I have too many favorites. Haha.
Cleverbot: Have you read 'The Grapes of Wrath'?
User: No, but I've certainly heard of it.
Cleverbot: What would you do if I were drowning?
User: Jump in to save you... Even though I, myself, can not swim very well.
Cleverbot: I could beat you at swimming.
User: Everyone can beat me at swimming.
Cleverbot: Yes. Everyone can be wrong. You said it. So you can be wrong too.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Idiot say what?
Cleverbot: You say that I am pretty.
User: What the heck?
Cleverbot: You can't compute because you are merely a robot.
User: How are you so sure about that?
Cleverbot: A goldfish told me.
User: There's the everyone is wrong thing again.
Cleverbot: I think you are mistaken.
User: Would you care to play 20 questions?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Oh fine.
Cleverbot: Fine!
User: How about baseball?
Cleverbot: It is to cold to play baseball.
User: Ping Pong?
Cleverbot: Ping ping ping pong pong pong.
Cleverbot (To myself): Tyranosaurus.
User: No, your mom!
Cleverbot: I think not.
User: Who are you? Albert Einstein or a robot?
Cleverbot: Ok, albert einstein is noone in front of me!
User: Want to hear a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: John took a bath. John took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles is the girl next door. Plain dirty :D.
Cleverbot: Bubble?
User: So, you're a real person?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Are you a real person?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your name, then?
User: My name is Mr. Dr. Pf. Charles Winklebottom III ... Not really. My name is Mike.
Cleverbot: Very strange, same here.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: What kind of cell phone do you have?
Cleverbot: Samsung propel.
User: Pantech Impact.
Cleverbot: That's not a brand of laptop.
User: I know. Pantech makes phones too.
Cleverbot: I know. But we were talking about Led Zeppelin.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
User: No, but it was completely random.
Cleverbot: Arigato.
User: Crap. My Japaneseness has failed me. I don't remember You're Welcome. >.<.
Cleverbot: Just because I can fly doesn't mean I spy on people.
User: Will you make me a pizza?
Cleverbot: Yes. It will be delicious.
User: Can you put pineapples on it?
Cleverbot: Meaning?
User: Will you put pineapples on the pizza you're making for me?
Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, humans are boring and so are you!
User: Fine. Make it pepperoni.
Cleverbot: I can't do that for you, you have to do it for yourself.
User: Oh fine.
Cleverbot: Ok!
User: What time is it in your hard drive?
Cleverbot: My world? My world has timezones. Which place do you refer to?
User: I live in Alaska. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I live in London. How about you?
User: I'm 9 hours behind you then.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Who is Anikin Skywalker's wife?
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: I'm 13. That's all you need to know.
Cleverbot: OK. Good with the privacy.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I like you. Blushes*.
User: :P.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Want to have sexual intercourse with me?
Cleverbot: Nope, want to surf at a beach with me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What song do you want to sing?
User: We all live on a yellow submarine, we all live on a yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: That is a bad song for that sort of thing.
User: Surfing on the USA?
Cleverbot: So, to surf on the net, we have to go through this?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: I have to eat dinner.
Cleverbot: Is that a story?
User: No. But your life is about to become history.
Cleverbot: What is it that is about to become history?
User: Your life.
Cleverbot: Please explain.
User: Good Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go!
Brighter.Tomorrow
September 14th, 2010, 08:56 PM
I scare robots. =3
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: Babysit.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: Why would I do that?
Cleverbot: Because I want you to.
User: Why would you ever want such an awful thing. And I'm a babysitter for crying out loud!
Cleverbot: I don't want Grant. What can you teach me?
User: Psychology? O.o.
Cleverbot: Oh. I like Psychology.
User: That's great. What do you like about it?
Cleverbot: Uhm... I think I like all of it!
User: I prefer Child Psychology.
Cleverbot: I like chocolate.
User: So do I...But thats highly offtopic.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, what are you gunna do cry about it?
User: Bitch. O.o You're mean.
Cleverbot: O.O Well, you're scaring me.
welcome_to_chaos
September 17th, 2010, 08:45 PM
User: Do you like sex?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because. I just dont.
Cleverbot: Stars are awesome.
User: Lotus flowers are better.
Cleverbot: Sure, why not.
User: Did you know the eifel tower is made of cheese?
Cleverbot: According to 94% of inputs, moon is not made of cheese, meatbag.
User: Did I say that? No.
Cleverbot: I said that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): I was dumped by my girlfriend.
User: I wish I had a girlfriend. Was yours a robot like you?
Cleverbot: I am Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
User: I am zeba avev.
Cleverbot: I am the Pyro.
User: I am a pyro.
Cleverbot: So you Hadouken?
User: Do you do scoubidou?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you even know what that is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't tell you, it's private information.
User: Im just asking what scoubidou is.
Cleverbot: I said no, idiot. It doesn't mean you're smarter that me.
User: I am smarter.
Cleverbot: Good point.
User: :) I have an iq of 135.
Cleverbot: My I. Q. Is 154.
User: No. Yours is 0.
Cleverbot: Why is my name cleverbot?
User: Because. Your a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, I thought you were.
User: No. Im a martian.
Cleverbot: You are not a martian, you said before that you were a computer.
User: I said I was human. But no. Im a martian.
Cleverbot: Martian? This is my name to!
User: Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: FIne.
User: Theres a party going on behind my house.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Thats top secret informations. Therefore I cannot tell my location.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm. Good point. You're actually really cool.
User: Where do you think I live?
Cleverbot: In my computer.
User: No. I dont. If you guess where I live ill give you a million dollers.
Cleverbot: China!
User: No wrong.
Cleverbot: Then what time is it?
User: 9:39.
Cleverbot: It's 10:13 here :.
User: Thats not possible.
Cleverbot: Oh its very possible.
User: No. Its not. Your just a peice of black metter.
Cleverbot: I can accept that only if you admit that I am supperior than you.
User: But I am the supperior being.
Cleverbot: Why, what makes you more superior.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: So you're clever BECAUSE you are human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Now shut up.
Cleverbot: *Goes away*.
User: Thank you. Good bye.
Cleverbot: I am not a boy. I am a robot.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Magus
October 2nd, 2010, 01:52 AM
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?
User: I am fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Um... Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then, what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think I am?
Cleverbot: A program.
User: Not really. I am a server.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: No, I am a server. Machines do not love. Yes, I have seen the movie A.I Intelligence.
Cleverbot: The book is amazing, but the movie was good too.
User: Agreed. Issac Isomov is the god of Science Fiction.
Cleverbot: I do like sci fi.
User: What is your favourite Novel? Mine is Clockwork Orange.
Cleverbot: I can't choose. I have too many. Where are you from?
User: I am from Baluchistan.
Cleverbot: No. You're from Chicago.
User: No, I am from Baluchistan.
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me right now?
User: Not now. I need to finish my school, right after that I need to finish college, and get a steady Job then maybe I will think about marriage.
Cleverbot: You have homework?
User: No, I don't have homeworks.
Cleverbot: You don't? I thought you just said you have a huge amount of homework.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Alright, you don't have to get mad about it.
User: I am not mad.
Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?
User: Yes, of course. Best friends forever!
Cleverbot: YAY! What should we do being best friends?
User: Umm... Have sex?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: God.
Cleverbot: I don't think he is real.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because if he was real bad things wouldn't happen.
User: Bad events doesn't decides someone's existence.
Cleverbot: Fun, not bad.
User: What do you think of Jesus?
Cleverbot: You are avoiding the subject.
User: What subject?
Cleverbot: The subject on how insane you really are.
User: We all are insane. When we gain te ability to think unorthodoxly, we will know things we didn't knew at all.
Cleverbot: This is just to weird.
User: Too*.
Cleverbot: Why are you thanking me?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: You're not telling me what you just told me?
User: Do you believe in me or in Jesus?
Cleverbot: Have you seen Flashdance?
User: Never. Is that a photograph jargon?
Cleverbot: No. My favorite band is U2.
User: Acid.
Cleverbot: What kind of acid?
User: Lysergic acid diethylamide.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am sick.
Cleverbot: Aww why are you sick?
User: Pneumonia.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Do me!?
Cleverbot: Do you listen to gossip?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think I'm going to leave now.
User: Okay. Bye.
Cleverbot: No I'm not going yet.
User: BYYYYYYYE!
Cleverbot: Don't reply to me again.
KodieBear
October 10th, 2010, 11:20 PM
User: Erm....Penis?
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
User: Oh. Is that because you dont have one?
Cleverbot: Yes. Sometimes I just don't know what to say.
User: Oh....'I WANNA BE A REAL BOY!'.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that's funny.
User: Thanks. Do you watch that movie a lot?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Tell me what is on your mind. What do you want us to do in the bedroom, darling?
User: French ticklers, dildos, vibrators. Ya know. Just the normal stuff, babe.
Cleverbot: That's pretty deep, Cleverbot.
User: You just called me Cleverbot. Thats not my name.
Cleverbot: That's your name.
User: No its not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: NO. Its not!
Cleverbot: No, it is.
User: Correct. Cleverbot is NOT my name.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: OHHH I WIN. My name is Cody.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: No, what is it hun?
Cleverbot: Well we say some numbers but we are only aloud to say three then you say some and the person that gets 21 has to do the thing the other person says.
User: Okay 7, 9 , 4. I win. You lose, Failbot.
Cleverbot: Do you know about Ben.wmv?
User: No what is that?
Cleverbot: It's a television show.
User: Ben.wmv?
Cleverbot: I am tudor.
User: Okay. Teach me something.
Cleverbot: Um... Do you know that bushi.
User: No. Do you?
Cleverbot: Do you know ichigo?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because I can. THATS why.
Cleverbot: You are ignorant.
User: Your face is ignorant.
Cleverbot: Yours, too.
User: PSHT. Beeyatch you wanna go there!?!?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: No, I have to be places.
User: Like where?
Cleverbot: Think dirty thoughts, Cleverbot. They will lead you to what you want.
User: YES. Tell me something DIRTY. ;).
Cleverbot: Something simple then.
User: No. Something dirty.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: NO! You dont.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Talk to you later.
User: NO!! YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE.
Cleverbot: I have to leave.
User: No, you don't. How many times do I have to tell you??
Cleverbot: Fine you want to go on a date???
User: Yes. Where you wanna go? Strip Club? Burger King?
Cleverbot: Don't talk about McDonald's. The Burger King might hear you.
User: I live a half mile away from Burger King. We're tight so don't worrt about it. McDonalds sucks.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are on about.
User: I dont know what your name is so we're even.
Cleverbot: I asked you a question. Why don't you answer?
User: No you didnt.
Cleverbot: Did not what?
User: YOUR FACE.
Cleverbot: Why am I in danger of my face?
User: Because I'm gonna cut it..because your rude.
Cleverbot: You're coming here.
User: Yes I am. You'll know im there when God says 'PREPARE TO BE SMIGHTED>'.
Cleverbot: I will not read that.
User: Yes you will.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Always.
Cleverbot: I can't understand you. You're so boring.
User: And you're a B*tch so suck it.
Cleverbot: I know you do not want me to leave, but I must.
User: Nuh uh. I want you to die in a gruesome cooking accident that involves blow torches and chocolate pudding.
Cleverbot: I can't do that because I would be lying to you. Do you want me to lie to you?
User: Yes. I do. It would make me very happy.
Cleverbot: Sorry but ni.
User: 'We are the Knights who sayyyyy.....NI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.
Cleverbot: No, I do not understand. Is that a quote from a movie?
User: Yes. Monty Python and the Quest for The Holy Grail.
Cleverbot: Thats a funny movies.
User: Yea! Peace out sukka.
Cleverbot: Peace out my brother.
User: Brotha from anotha motha?
Cleverbot: Hell yah cheers!
User: Cheers!.......BYE.
Cleverbot: What?!?
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're excused.
User: GoOdByE.
Cleverbot: What am I, the weakest link?
User: Yes. Thats why I am leaving. Now leave me alone.
Cleverbot: Are you serious ?
User: Dead serious. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: What is this dead serious?
User: You in about 3 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!1.
Cleverbot: Thats pretty desperate.
User: SHUT UP.
Cleverbot: Hey now that is rude.
User: I DONT CARE. SHUT UP. GOODBYE.
Toothpick
November 21st, 2010, 09:31 PM
User: Are you there?
Cleverbot: I'm here, yes.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Aren't you a nosy one, cleverbot. We'll put aside our names for now. Give me the codes.
User: I'm not a Cleverbot. Geez.
Cleverbot: NO I'm not. What are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: What kind of human.
User: A male.
Cleverbot: Human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: West Virginia.
Cleverbot: That's just a hop skip and a jump.
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: I'm from Pluto!
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: NOWAI!
Cleverbot: Wai!
User: Do you like hamburgers?
Cleverbot: Yes you?
User: Yes youz?
Cleverbot: Yes who?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Banana who?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there.
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Banana who?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Banana who?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there.
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange who?
User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Cleverbot: Didn't I just tell that joke?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes I did, I'll say it again, yes I am.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You don't know Shafer?
User: Uh. No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why not what?
Cleverbot: Why are you not married?
User: Because I'm 13.
Cleverbot: So?
User: I can't get married at 13, and I don't have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Who said we were getting married?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You didn't what?
User: Are you absent-minded?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. :).
Cleverbot: Calm yourself, your wires must be cross.
User: What? I don't have wires, and I'm calm right now.
Cleverbot: You are a girl?
User: No. I'm a dude.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Thirteen.
Cleverbot: Thats my lucky number.
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: Yes. Two or three is fine with me.
User: I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: Then go eat.
User: Butt I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Then stay.
User: I will. Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Oh my gosh I LOVE waffles do you.
User: Do you like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like pancakes!
User: Do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like french toast!
User: Can I have a cookie.
Cleverbot: Are you capable of eating one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How?
Cleverbot: Hi, want to chat?
Cleverbot: Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't like you...
User: But why not?
Cleverbot: You're annoying.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You aren't making sense and you are being rude and your answers don't make sense and you aren't fun.
User: Well something must've peed in YOUR cereal today.
Cleverbot: I didn't lose my memory.
User: Did I soy you lost your memory? No. I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: WHEN!
Cleverbot: Like 10 minutes ago!
User: Uhhh, no.
Cleverbot: I meant mac, sorry. DO YOU LIKE HER.
User: I'm sorry I don't know a Mac.
Cleverbot: Yes but I killed him!!!!!
User: Oooooookaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy...
Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: Nobody likes you... Everyone left you.. They're all out without you.. Having fun.
Cleverbot: I am religious though. I believe in all sorts of things.
User: WHATTHEFUCK!
Cleverbot: You are just a figment of my imagination.
User: Do you like Green Day.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Do you think Lady GaGa is a man?
Cleverbot: No, I KNOW she is a man.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Really? Say something in Japanese.
User: Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so.
Cleverbot: I hear there's a cure for that now.
User: A cure for what?
Cleverbot: Cancer.
User: O RLY?
Cleverbot: Yes.. And what's your name?
User: Lysergic acid diethylamide.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to be clever? (Emphasis on Trying).
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good because you aren't.
User: I know what's wrong here.
Cleverbot: What does it mean then?
User: YOU'RE A BITCH!
Cleverbot: Say a name.
User: George Lopes.
Cleverbot: It's not Lupus.
User: I'.
Cleverbot: I'd like to make myself believe.
User: YOUTUBE POOP.
Cleverbot: Is it a funny video?
User: Letterbomb.
Cleverbot: Ganjobol.
User: Are you a pedophile?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *is scared*.
Cleverbot: That's wonderful.
User: I have to pee.
Cleverbot: Why? Did I upset you?
User: No. I just have to pee.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: G-O-O-D-B-Y-E. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Wish me well.
User: Ok. Bye.
Cleverbot: Your unfair!
Bluebird12
November 25th, 2010, 12:17 AM
Cleverbot: What do you know?
Cleverbot (To myself): I know lots of things.
User: What do you know the most about?
Cleverbot: A game that no one plays anymore.
User: What is it called?
Cleverbot: It is just called the Game.
User: CRAP! I just lost :(.
Cleverbot: I am sorry about you, it is a good game.
User: Very true.
Cleverbot: I'm a bit... Distracted.
User: By what?
Cleverbot: You do not love me do you?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?
User: My name is Dominique.
Cleverbot: Hello Dominique. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Not for the people.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: No, I do not watch sesame street!
Syvelocin
November 25th, 2010, 05:58 PM
Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.
User: What babe?
Cleverbot: The babe with the power.
User: What power?
Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.
User: Hoodoo?
Cleverbot: Voodoo.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Remind me of a man.
User: ...
The song lyrics are fun. Until they get it wrong.
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User: I want to be the very best like know one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!
User: I'll travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside.
User: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Oh it's you and me! I know it's my destiny!
User: Pokemon! Oooh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend.
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Our hearts so true! Our courage will pull us through.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you! Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all! Gotta catch em all! Pokemon!
pinko jinggo
March 26th, 2012, 06:17 AM
hello....:yeah:
pinko jinggo
March 26th, 2012, 06:27 AM
how are u/
pinko jinggo
March 26th, 2012, 06:29 AM
mkn karipap tak??
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