View Full Version : The Mess of Cum/condom size
Xaylon95
August 25th, 2010, 03:33 AM
I love the feeling of having an orgasm, but I'm not a big fan of the mess the semen can make. I sometimes masturbate over the toilet and then flush, but I love laying on my bed naked and having an orgasm. The only solution I can find that suits me is to wear a condom. I can't drive yet by myself an I'm to embarressed to tell my mom I wanna try a condom so I think I might try and get one from a gas station, but how do I know what size I need?!?!?!?!?!?!? Help me plz
aaronbrumbrum22
August 25th, 2010, 03:51 AM
i have two solutions for this...
1. ask friends what size they buy
2. just buy a whole lotta sizes and then you know whats best
nick
August 25th, 2010, 03:58 AM
Here in the UK they really only sell one size in most stores, its pretty much one size fits all unless you have an abnormally small or large penis. As an alternative, if you can predict where your cum is likely to land on your body just put some tissue there first to catch it.
DanielBoy
August 25th, 2010, 05:24 AM
There really isn't a size to allot of the condoms. If you are buying a brand with sizes, either a med or a small. The large is more for those WAY above average sizes. I'm 6.5" and I usually buy a small, it has a tighter fit. I'd go with a small and if it isn't the fit you want, you can go bigger. :P
trevor208002
August 25th, 2010, 02:06 PM
When your jerking off it doesn't really matter the condom size. Its just when you're having sex that it matters if it fits right.
Judas
August 25th, 2010, 09:08 PM
just try em all :)
Javiar
August 26th, 2010, 01:34 AM
I don't use condoms the same reason you do. I just take about a 5 box long toilet paper trail thing and put it on my chest from my pubic toward my neck, and it usually captures everything. Just roll it up once your done, throw it away, no problem!
Alex_.-
August 26th, 2010, 01:40 AM
most adult guys are a medium, teens might be a small tho, idk try both...but doesn't really matter for jerking off, just sex
Nexus
August 26th, 2010, 01:49 AM
Small - medium should do it.
I'd recommend the small size just to be safe. It fits fine for anyone well above 6 inches.
Jockstrap
August 26th, 2010, 03:42 PM
Go with an average size its always the best choice.
Ghost_Hunter
August 26th, 2010, 05:15 PM
I don't use condoms the same reason you do. I just take about a 5 box long toilet paper trail thing and put it on my chest from my pubic toward my neck, and it usually captures everything. Just roll it up once your done, throw it away, no problem!
I was going to suggest similar. Just using tissue would be easier and less expensive than using condoms.
LittleMonsterMike
August 30th, 2010, 11:53 PM
Why don't you use a sock?
shadyone
August 31st, 2010, 04:34 AM
A sock? eww... I don't want toe-cum-jam w/e!
Teennon
October 28th, 2010, 11:55 PM
Try masturbating and ejaculating over the toilet in the bathroom if u can
Harley Quinn
October 29th, 2010, 01:00 AM
Please don't bump old threads :locked:
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