Soap As Lube/Condoms

[Xaylon95]

Sometimes when I use soap as a lube, it gets in my penis and burns until my urine flushes out. I sometimes have to use spit, but that runs out fast???? What is the ultimate lube?????? I also really want to put on a condom, but I don't know where to get them without my parents finding out. I know I can get them at a health clinic, but I'm to nervous to tell my parents I want to try a condom. What should I do???

[Shum]

my fave lube apart from spit, is conditioner (not shampoo) coz it doesnt burn and its really smooth. :)
as for condoms... buy them at the local supermarket or get them from the health clinic, just hide them in your underware draw or sumthing :)

[Koby]

don't use anything that's meant to wash you unless it specifically says or is advertised as a lubricant. Soap will dry your penis up and make it look like you're a pig that just rolled in mud if you use it a lot. You can use aloe vera (any kind will do) which if warmed (NOT ABOVE BODY TEMP AND NOT WHILE IN A CONDOM!) feels great

[jason93]

Just use normal lube from store or use cocoa butter lol.

I stole my mother cocoa butter cream and it lasts long and best thing it smell like chocolate and make my penis feel soft after :-)

[nick]

I only ever use purpose lubes because other things can sting like hell. Durex Play is my regular, KY sometimes.

[DanielBoy]

Don't use stuff that hurts, it can cause inflammation in urethra. I suggest using either spit or a purpose made lube like KY. :P

[Darren1993]

just buy lube, i use durex play :P

[thedisman]

i use durex play-didnt knw it was this popular, just go 2 the shop buy it and hide them 4m ur mum and dad

[Jockstrap]

Vegetable oil work really well.

[Judas]

i dont use lube but you shouldnt use stuff that seem like they work but arent named as lubricants.

[Tadgh]

Due to the fact when I'm horny I precum alot I haven't bothered buying lube before. I'm just wondering is there a age to buy condoms / lube in the UK?

[Fruit_Tart.]

Vegetable oil work really well.
vegetable oil??? huh? really? does that actually work? im sorry but it sounds weird using that, although i don't use any lubes. o.o

[Daniel_]

heres what you do.

Take a banana, throw it in the microwave for 30 seconds, cut the end off, wrap it in duct tape, squeeze out the insides, then go to TOWN on that BAD BOY.


It's really messy though, so I suggest making it, then do it in the bathroom while taking a shower.

[Alex_.-]

lube is the best lube....but it's expensive so save ur allowance :p

u can buy condoms from any drug store

[Powerline]

Never use soap as a lube. Like you said it can sting. Use lotions or lubes that are made for masturbating like K-Y jelly that stuff is amazing

[applenerd15]

I would never use soap. Use spit if you cant buy lube

[Patchy]

Vegetable oil work really well.

Not the best thing to use - espesh with condoms since it can make them burst.

KY Jelly or Durex lube are hte big ones.

[CaliLax]

try to AVOID soaps and shampoos, because those can burn a bit, and cause dryness. im uncut, so i dont rlly need to use lube, but i occasionally will use conditioner. the only problem is, its wayyyyyyy to messy so i HAVE to do it in the shower... if ur cut cant u just go slowly dry, and if ur uncut, go dry! if i do go dry and i feel a bit uncomfortable, a splash of water helps

[Muscleteen92]

Just use normal lube from store or use cocoa butter lol.

I stole my mother cocoa butter cream and it lasts long and best thing it smell like chocolate and make my penis feel soft after :-)

YES! Cocoa Butter is the best!

[yoda]

Wow there are a lot different things others use. Ya don't ever use things that burn you, cause thats just not good. Just buy lube or try some of these other methods others have said. As for condoms drug store and just hide them.

[KodieBear]

for the lube, i just use Vaseline. it works great but its a messy cleanup, but i dont mind.:) as for the condom goes, just ask your school nurse for one. my school nurse hands em out for free, no questions asked.

[WakeyEr]

Umm.. Dont use soap.. Its like when it gets on your eyes. Its the chemicals. Just use real lube. As where to get it along with the condoms. Allmost every local Grocery store has them. And just use cash when paying so your parents dont track your payments. Then eat or throw out the recept.

[brandon.t]

heres what you do.

Take a banana, throw it in the microwave for 30 seconds, cut the end off, wrap it in duct tape, squeeze out the insides, then go to TOWN on that BAD BOY.


It's really messy though, so I suggest making it, then do it in the bathroom while taking a shower.

are you serious? im srry but i does sound a little weird......does this actually work well?