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mrmcdonaldduck
August 19th, 2010, 05:26 PM
A WOMAN stripped off naked in front of dozens of people having breakfast at a popular Darwin restaurant yesterday.
Witnesses said the woman took off all her clothes after she and another woman had a full-on fist fight over a man.

"That was just a shocker," eyewitness Fernando Dentes, 34, said. "People were trying to eat." Police said a 39-year-old woman had to be picked up from the median strip on Dick Ward Drive after she bared all in front of the Cool Spot Cafe in Fannie Bay.

The patrons were reportedly unimpressed.

Children were rushed inside the venue and police were called to escort the naked woman away.

The woman was lying naked on the ground smoking a cigarette in full view of customers at the restaurant.

Three uniformed officers, in a paddy wagon and a sedan, arrived at the scene before giving the woman an on-the-spot fine and taking her to her home to Moulden, in Palmerston.


It is unclear whether she was drunk.

Mr Dentes, who was the shift manager at the restaurant at the time, said that staff had alerted police after customers complained about the striptease.

He said he saw two women arguing near the Cool Spot entrance before one of them was pushed to the ground.

"The two ladies were arguing about the fella they were there with," he said.

"It was pretty verbal.

"One had the other on the ground," he said.

"She was pretty much just defending herself and then she was lifting up her shirt and showing her breasts.

"She took off her clothes and then she walked to the median strip lid a cigarette and laid down.

"The customers weren't terribly impressed.

"They were more concerned for the kids. They rushed them inside."

Mr Dentes said it was not the first time police were called to near the restaurant to resolve a disturbance.

"We do get incidents occasionally but not something like this," he said.



http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/naked-fist-fight-shocks-cafe-
patrons/story-e6frflri-1225907125518

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EPIC WIN!!

[[chickaroo92]]
August 19th, 2010, 05:41 PM
First of all, lmfao.
Secondly, must have been drunk... 0.o Wow. just. wow.

JackOfClubs
August 19th, 2010, 05:52 PM
Haha Dick Ward :P

Anyway, those people are messed up. At least make sure people are gonna be impressed when you strip :D

Amnesiac
August 19th, 2010, 07:35 PM
The patrons were reportedly unimpressed.

Wait, what? :D

Sage
August 19th, 2010, 07:42 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

Bougainvillea
August 19th, 2010, 07:43 PM
The woman was lying naked on the ground smoking a cigarette in full view of customers at the restaurant.

Shit, I'd do that too. ;)

I've seen something similar to this.

[[chickaroo92]]
August 19th, 2010, 08:20 PM
Shit, I'd do that too. ;)

I've seen something similar to this.
I'll hold you to that ^.^

Sugaree
August 20th, 2010, 12:15 AM
Damn it, you Aussies get all the fun.

mrmcdonaldduck
August 20th, 2010, 03:19 AM
Damn it, you Aussies get all the fun.

I know right!!! :P

but you yanks get all the guns :P

Perseus
August 20th, 2010, 07:54 PM
I know right!!! :P

but you yanks get all the guns :P

I think nudity is more fun that guns. Lol.

steve1234
August 23rd, 2010, 01:42 PM
Dick Ward Drive in Fannie Bay?? :D

DarkHorses
August 23rd, 2010, 01:51 PM
Lmao. How stupid. That must have been some guy they were fighting over. xD

Perseus
August 23rd, 2010, 07:35 PM
Surely the kids didn't want to be rushed inside the building so earnestly. :P

Apparitions
August 27th, 2010, 08:19 AM
edit: fucking shitty keyboard...

BOBBY HILL
August 27th, 2010, 01:56 PM
pics or it never happened

INFERNO
August 27th, 2010, 11:32 PM
:lol: all around. The beginning just made me laugh before it gave the details: naked lady at dick ward drive in fannie bay and customers weren't impressed :lol: . I'd like to say she may soon be a contender for the Darwin award but she was already at a Darwin restaurant. I also love how all the children were rushed away but it never said if the adults were rushed away or if they just got the kids out of the way to view the stripping.