ThisIsTomP
August 15th, 2010, 12:12 AM
My parents are divorced, so during the summer, and any other break I get from school, I visit my dad who lives 700 miles away in South Carolina. Most times, we take a road trip to another state... Last year we drove to Delaware, and I was so horny, I used my step-mom's Blackberry to access an online porntube. To make this short, I thought I cleared the mobile web's history, but I didn't. Days later, I guess, my step-mom saw my tracks left and started asking questions. I was the last person she asked, since there was no date to it, and I'm so angelic they wouldn't expect that of me - :lol:. When she asked I immediately started to deny my actions, and since I'm shallow, she said, "Tell the truth." I manned up and said yes. My dad asked me, "Why are you looking at porn, thinking about having sex?" I said no, I was just searching Google for Pamela Anderson and that was the first result- lie [:whoops:]. I then proceeded to say, "You were my age once, you should know." Long story short, I learned my lesson to not use one's phone to access porn, no matter how horny you are, especially if you aren't going to jerk off-- just wait until you're alone and trigger the shot gun- :lol:.
Anyone else have similar experiences?
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Anyone else have similar experiences?
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