View Full Version : Noob Classification in MW2
Azunite
August 14th, 2010, 02:57 PM
There are 2 types of noobs.
Noobs of words, Noobs of acts.
1-Noobs of words. ( comes in two groups )
A-THese noobs are people who can't even play well with an ACR and an akimbo M1887. These guys will cuss on people and will send you message "You sorry noob go f yourself you little bitch!" even if you killed them in a hard way.
B- These noobs are 8 year olds who sing "Alejandro Alejandroo!!!" every day and yell on the mike " Ough yes I have a FAMAS and I called a harrier! You know I am eating pudding now and it helps me to press on R1 button faster!
2-Noobs of acts ( comes in three groups )
A-These guys are noobs who run around the whole map with M1887 and use other noobish weapons and usually get owned in a humiliating way but they first pawn your team. These guys are usually people who think they are uberly good in game but they have no skill to use a mere SCAR-H. They also camp in bushes and kill everyoen who passes thru.
B-These noobs will camp in a position but usually they will have their backs open so you can lie next to them and send them a message " Behind you!" then they will turn around and YET dont see you and you can knife them.
Continuum
August 15th, 2010, 11:01 AM
You missed "noob in all aspects" XD
Rutherford The Brave
August 15th, 2010, 11:25 AM
Then there is a catagory of extreme noobs into which all MW2 players fit.
scuba steve
August 15th, 2010, 11:33 AM
Then there is a catagory of extreme noobs into which all MW2 players fit.
Not really if you use SOCOM tactics with a normally equipped gun :rolleyes:
Rutherford The Brave
August 15th, 2010, 12:10 PM
Not really if you use SOCOM tactics with a normally equipped gun :rolleyes:
No always. Lol, it takes more skill to shoot someone with a glock in CSS then it takes to shoot someone with the acr. You cannot really argue this, MW2 was designed to be easy.
BOBBY HILL
August 15th, 2010, 12:17 PM
you're a "noob" if you play MW2 at all
Rutherford The Brave
August 15th, 2010, 12:19 PM
you're a "noob" if you play MW2 at all
See he's got the right idea
Azunite
August 15th, 2010, 01:13 PM
Games are for fun, if you want things to get hard you can go to a recruitment center or play BC2.
scuba steve
August 15th, 2010, 01:53 PM
BC2 is deadly, but they're two differant types of games. Sometimes BC2 is easier and sometimes MW2's easier.
remeberme11
August 15th, 2010, 03:51 PM
lol then thares me i go in to a whole different category of noobisum
I think im good then i get pwnd
i normaly am lucky if i get 1 kill and under 10 deths
i run around with a shotgun
and just aint good at the game fullstop
Azunite
August 15th, 2010, 04:11 PM
If you run around with a shotgun you will die, ( btw assault rifle shotguns are 2 shot kills, dont ever use them )
I am always the best player in both teams, because in demolition i am a team player and I am a sole warrior in td games
Perseus
August 15th, 2010, 05:51 PM
Games are for fun, if you want things to get hard you can go to a recruitment center or play BC2.
How is BC2 hard? You aim, shoot, die, then relay your last know coordinates to your friend(s).
Azunite
August 16th, 2010, 09:29 AM
It takes ages for someone to die with a LMG
scuba steve
August 16th, 2010, 09:37 AM
It takes ages for someone to die with a LMG
or any gun in general, plus the Scar-H acts like an SMG, and pistols kill in like two shots up close on sniper classes even though your wasting clips from your AK.
CairAndros
August 16th, 2010, 12:55 PM
I gotta admit that MW2 does have its flaws. Some guns are ridiculously overpowered or underpowered or have stupid amounts of recoil. Some maps are also too small - Rust for example.
I also agree with the Noob classifications - I hate it when people run about with akimbo shotguns or set their perks to be super light and run about with a handgun w/combat knife as a secondary weapon.
In comparing it to BC2 its not really something you can do as they are designed to be different games.
Azunite
August 16th, 2010, 02:40 PM
Yeah seriuosly the Rust map ends in 10 seconds because a guy with a P90 with rapid fire kills everyone
Nathaniel
August 16th, 2010, 09:55 PM
You realize that the akimbo models are pieces of shit after the patch like 8 months ago right? It may be "n00by" to run around with akimbo models, but that is because they suck, not because they're good.
Rutherford The Brave
August 16th, 2010, 09:59 PM
You realize that the akimbo models are pieces of shit after the patch like 8 months ago right? It may be "n00by" to run around with akimbo models, but that is because they suck, not because they're good.
Ok no gun in that game is shit. If someone can pop a corner and take a glancing blow and die. Is by no means shit. Play any good game and that glancing blow will mean death for you
Azunite
August 17th, 2010, 03:05 AM
Ever tried M1887 akimbo? Or G18 akimbo ?
You don't know this game my friend, they are awesome.
UMP with Silencer and Rapid Fire; Glock with akimbo and silencer : Ownage
Giles
August 17th, 2010, 08:58 AM
I know.
Mw2 is shit, in general.
/thread.
CaptainObvious
August 17th, 2010, 10:12 AM
Console-based FPSs. Ha.
I want to go back to the time when PC FPSs ruled supreme. Because they don't suck. UT, Quake, CS, any games from those series are unplayable at any level of real skill with a controller. Keyboard + mouse ftw.
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