Women flash breasts to rob man

[Gumleaf]

15:30 AEST Sat Aug 14 2010
By ninemsn staff
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/7945081/women-flash-breasts-to-rob-man


Police in France are on the hunt for two attractive female thieves who flashed their breasts at an ATM user before robbing him.

A Parisian man was entering his PIN into the ATM when the two women, aged in their 20s, bared their breasts to him and put her hand on his crotch, Le Parisien reported.

As he was staring at one of the women, the other withdrew 300 euros (A$428) from his account, before both fled, a police spokesman said.

"We would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view," he said.

The women are yet to be identified.

[Sage]

Oh, those french. Stereotypes exist for reasons.

[XpopularX]

thts kinda funny though, but whn it comes to ur money its serious, but whn breasts are in ur face wht wld u do? My money is my money so i wld not get tempted.

[Perseus]

thts kinda funny though, but whn it comes to ur money its serious, but whn breasts are in ur face wht wld u do? My money is my money so i wld not get tempted.

Yeah, okay.

[chris4]

shes a very smart woman.

[The Batman]

I love those girls. This is the most epic robbery.

[ackmedsgirl666]

wow
thats quite entertaining but even if there were breasts in my face or whatever i would not turn away from the machine

[Kahn]

I did this once.

[Zephyr]

Quite clever, hats off to them ;)

This is the best type of scheme that I've ever read about. Even if stealing is bad, you've got to give them some credit for thinking outside of the box.

[Bougainvillea]

Yeah, Steph, the box gets a little boring.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have been that distracted. I've been flashed before. :P But if they were rubbing their legs on me, then that's a different story.

The great words of Chappelle/James comes to mind. "I wish I had more hands... so I could give those titties... FOUR THUMBS DOWN."



Unityy...

[Kahn]

Yeah, Steph, the box gets a little boring.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have been that distracted. I've been flashed before. :P But if they were rubbing their legs on me, then that's a different story.

The great words of Chappelle/James comes to mind. "I wish I had more hands... so I could give those titties... FOUR THUMBS DOWN."



Unityy...

I'm Rick James, bitch! Darkness! Darkness everyone! Darkness is spreading!

What's going on Rick?

Hey brother Darkness I got a joke for you. What did the five fingers say to the face?

What?

Slap!!

I'm Rick James, bitch! I'm Rick James.

[Scarface]

I'm glad I'm gay, end of.

[Socialist]

Bitch tries to take my money I'll slap her in her mutherfucking tits off.

[Malcolm Tucker]

I love those girls. This is the most epic robbery.

I disagree. While it is epic, I always thought this (http://www.build.ie/national_news.asp?newsid=105934) robbery is the most epic in my head :D

[Sugaree]

Bitch tries to take my money I'll slap her in her mutherfucking tits off.

Which is why no one listens to Texans.

Pretty good idea actually. We are very easily distracted my bouncing and/or jiggling objects on a chest that have the ability to pop back out when you push them in. We're simple.

[Jess]

he shouldn't have stared. >_>

[Perseus]

he shouldn't have stared. >_>

It's not that simple.

[Amnesiac]

A Parisian man was entering his PIN into the ATM when the two women, aged in their 20s, bared their breasts to him and put her hand on his crotch, Le Parisien reported.

"We would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view," he said.

So they expect people to stare at the ATM and continue withdrawing money with two women flashing them and grabbing their crotches?

Who WOULDN'T get distracted?

[Sugaree]

he shouldn't have stared. >_>

Pretty good idea actually. We are very easily distracted my bouncing and/or jiggling objects on a chest that have the ability to pop back out when you push them in. We're simple.

Is this not proof enough?

[BOBBY HILL]

ninjas

[ThisIsTomP]

thts kinda funny though, but whn it comes to ur money its serious, but whn breasts are in ur face wht wld u do? My money is my money so i wld not get tempted.
"Two attractive women in their 20's." ...Showing their boobs, at that. Tell me how you can't get distracted. :lol:

[Sage]

You know, if two men did this to a woman using the ATM...

[ThisIsTomP]

...It'd be a completely different story. This reminds me of the man who sat naked in a salon [not sure what kind, hair or tanning, or something else] and was charged.

[AllThatIsLeft]

Unless he is toned to his balls, there is no way I'm getting distracted. Just punch him in the nuts xD and continue on.

Two boobies now, even I would get distracted xD

[Bougainvillea]

Yeah, Paula, I walk up behind you nude because I want some cash. What do you do? :P

You couldn't really say he shouldn't have stared. I remember reading in a magazine that it's a natural male instinct, as our brain is searching for signs of fertility. And hey, apparently they were attractive.

[AllThatIsLeft]

giggle, I would giggle .. and continue on xD

[The Batman]

Anyone else notice that this was still cheaper than going to a strip club?

[Bougainvillea]

Damn, I need to work out more, then. I should really think out these plans better.

Right Thomas? But those women didn't put that much effort into it. So it's not the same experience. Besides the fact that they're already deliberately stealing. :P

[Sugaree]

Anyone else notice that this was still cheaper than going to a strip club?

Of course, which man would refuse a free flashing? :P

[Underground_Network]

^ It was a $300 flashing Matt.

And there's a more epic robbery that took place somewhere in Asia (might have been Europe, I read about it a long time ago).

Two women offered free sex to a man, brought him into a hotel room. They put a powder on their breasts that would knock him out and asked him to suck their tits. He sucked, passed out and they ran off with his wallet, which contained his ID, driver's license, a few hundred dollars in cash, etc.