Azunite
August 12th, 2010, 01:19 PM
1- Predator Drone will always hit you.
2-You, and only you, will be sent to the missions all alone.
3-Just the moment you start reload6ing, an enemy will pop up and kill you.
4-Even if you have commando and tactical knife, enemy will knife you first.
5-Even if you have a P90 with a rapidfire, enemy will quickscope and kill you before.
6-You will always get quickscoped first.
7-When you have stinger, there wont be ny harriers or helicopters called in a match.
8-When you DONT have a Stinger, there will be harriers and helicopters everywhere.
9-When you have a speed class ( Marathon, Lightweight and a SMG etc..) enemies will always have snipers and you will realise that your class is no use.
10-When you join a game which is already in progress, you wil be in the losing team and the match will end in aorund 5 seconds.
11-Your team will always have 0 prestige noobs while enemy team has 5-10prestiged people.
12-In hardcore, your team member will always hit you.
13-If you camp, everyone will kill you. But you can never kill the campers.
14-When you are playing extremely well and your team is leading the game with like 4000-0 points, there will always be a host migration and the game will end.
15-Host migration will always happen right before you get your match bonus.
16-When a player leaves the game, it will be always from your team and you will be outnumbered.
17-When you change your class to grab a stinger to take down an aircraft, someone will take it out before you.
18- The enemy will almost always instinctively know your exact position on the map.
19- You will be killed when you are one kill away from a Nuke.
20-When you master a COD game ( attachments, camos etc..) another COD game will come out next day.
Add if you want..
2-You, and only you, will be sent to the missions all alone.
3-Just the moment you start reload6ing, an enemy will pop up and kill you.
4-Even if you have commando and tactical knife, enemy will knife you first.
5-Even if you have a P90 with a rapidfire, enemy will quickscope and kill you before.
6-You will always get quickscoped first.
7-When you have stinger, there wont be ny harriers or helicopters called in a match.
8-When you DONT have a Stinger, there will be harriers and helicopters everywhere.
9-When you have a speed class ( Marathon, Lightweight and a SMG etc..) enemies will always have snipers and you will realise that your class is no use.
10-When you join a game which is already in progress, you wil be in the losing team and the match will end in aorund 5 seconds.
11-Your team will always have 0 prestige noobs while enemy team has 5-10prestiged people.
12-In hardcore, your team member will always hit you.
13-If you camp, everyone will kill you. But you can never kill the campers.
14-When you are playing extremely well and your team is leading the game with like 4000-0 points, there will always be a host migration and the game will end.
15-Host migration will always happen right before you get your match bonus.
16-When a player leaves the game, it will be always from your team and you will be outnumbered.
17-When you change your class to grab a stinger to take down an aircraft, someone will take it out before you.
18- The enemy will almost always instinctively know your exact position on the map.
19- You will be killed when you are one kill away from a Nuke.
20-When you master a COD game ( attachments, camos etc..) another COD game will come out next day.
Add if you want..