My bastard brother. HELP

[ZzKingz]

I DONT KNOW WHERE TO START.
He's watching me write this so I have to be extra nice or else he'll spit at me or hit me.

He has big emotional problems, and once i do something he doesn't like, he emotionally goes at me until I break down.
Two days ago he caught me masturbating, and he was all like "EWW YOU SICKO" and when I told him to go away he tattled on me. The fat bastard tattled on me for touching myself.
Now whenever i'm near him he jumps up and over-dramatically runs away warning me not to touch him with my "nasty penis hands."

When I yell at him, he gets all wound up saying "IM THE ONE WITH PROBLEMS?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOUCHES HIMSELF! ITS NASTY, AND YOU DON'T EVEN WASH YOUR hANDS!"
He shuts himself off from everything I say, in his own sick weird bastard world, attacking me with everything he can think of. In an argument about how to make mac and cheese sauce, he'll dig up something about "that one time" (two, three years ago) when I "ruthlessly ran over him with my bike" and completely spin off on it about how evil and mean I am.

I argue with him and he turns to physical violence before I do, hitting me and spitting, and it just escalates.

He has big time emotional problems. It sounds like a hyperbole, but I'm only exaggerating a bit.

Mom and dad don't even do anything about it. Its socialism gone wrong.

Any help? Fuck Josh I hate him so much

[Commander Thor]

I've found completely ignoring someone, (Not just not talking to them, but not even acknowledging their existence) works wonders.
First few times may be hard, but after a while, it isn't "fun" anymore to him, and he'll back off.

[SimplyTom]

If u ignore him he'll find your not reacting to what he's doing so eventually he will find it boring and go away, it might take a while but it should work.

[The Madness.]

Ignoring him can be a possibility.

But maybe you should sit him down and have a talk with him about the things that make you mad. And then try and resolve the problems you two have, even if they're in the past, by apoligizing for whatever he/you did. Maybe you should just ask him that you two could just move on from something that happened two years ago. Try not to argue back with him whenever he's in one of his moods, and just ignore him, and just talk to him whenever he's in a good mood and don't try and start another conflict.

[JOSEE]

he does it too hes being imature, he sniched on u snich on him about spiting, hiting, and such

[TheMatrix]

ask your parents if you can get a lock on your door.
as for the computer watching part, i have the same issue. try these.
1. turn off the screen and refuse to do anything until he leaves.
2. put on some music that he hates. i use techno, and it works wonders for me. besides, i like techno. put it on loud on the speakers, and he'll leave. try this: soundclick.com/sanxion7 (http://www.soundclick.com/sanxion7)

try that. find a song that some consider annoying. try sonata from sanxion7

[ZzKingz]

i don't think its for fun, he actually seems to hate conflict more than I do. I think its an emotional problem.