Difficult Question

[Babobobo]

Has anyone you weren't very close to, (an acquaintance or newer friend) ever asked you "Do you masturbate" or like have you been in a situation where someone asked that in front of a bunch of people? What did you say? Were you embarrassed?

I was in this situation once, but luckily the teacher yelled at the person before I could answer. I mean, we all know that everyone does it, but it's just not something you announce, you know? I'm just scared I'm going to be asked this and draw a blank. Any help?

[Ender]

I haven't been in this situation, yet..
It would really be uncomfortable, and it would depend on who's around.

[Azunite]

Lol in the 7th grade, 4 new boys came to our school and one of them and I became good friends, so it has been like a month now and the guy asks me
"You ever "owned" a girl?"
"Uh, no."
"Say, you ever had oral with a girl?"
"No..."
"Oh, so you ever, like touched her or something."
"I don't know where this is going."
"Okay, but you have masturbated before right?"
"Uh, yeah..."
People are curious that's all. And I wasn't embarassed because that's boys talk and there were a lot of boys arond, there were few girls too but they don't get bothered listeing to boy talk, they enjoy listening we discuss such things in front of everyone and laugh lol

[MrMan]

Friends have asked me before and my answer was, don't we all do it?

[rain]

I would not be embarassed if it was around a certain group of friends its like eight of us and besides its guy talk....... We all do it or have done it once in our lives.. But as far as someone asking me if I beatoff or to jerk it with them infront of like the whole claSs then yeah that's kinda embarassing..... If he were to do that with me I would just look pretend that I didn't understand what he was saying or something

[Azunite]

Lol a boy was in a class next to mine and my friend brought him to my class and the guy started to give sex lessons and used a plastic water bottle as a dick lol
THese things happen lol

[Judas]

Nope - never had that happen to me ;)

[lightkun]

Lol a boy was in a class next to mine and my friend brought him to my class and the guy started to give sex lessons and used a plastic water bottle as a dick lol
THese things happen lol

Us guys can be so blunt sometimes. Lol it's just the way we talk

[zander]

if it were like you said in a calls i would give some smart ass answer like " yeah with your sister" but i am a smart ass

[nick234]

Don't worry I no exactly how you feel. Like how everyone nos u do It but it is just awkward to give a straight yes or no.. I just told my friends once at a time and now I am used to telling people

[Deathwingo0o]

When I'm 13 n so learned to do it

[notsure101]

Just say I think we all do lol

[SWMG]

Yeah a couple of times and was like umm yes and he said oh me too so nothing went wrong

[DanielBoy]

I'm not a very shy person, so when it happened to me, I just said "yea, duh." It was a bunch of chicks from FBLA, so it wasn't any big deal. Just be honest, it is a little awkward, but they are just asking to get you to draw a blank, they think it is funny. You could also turn it around on them and say do you?

I hope I helped. :D

[WakeyEr]

Lmao, this happend to me less then a week ago ahah.. If someone really wants to know bad enough, Ill tell them. Im not ashamed, allmost EVERY guy and alot of girls do it also so.. lol Hope I helped!

[hubbardsville]

i would say heck yess if u dont u must have some problems or something and wtf kinda question is that what are u homo


that what i would say at my school if ur homo ur liked beaten lol thats georgia im outa luck lol :D

[ivanori]

Yeah, I have had that happen. Many times in middle school in front of various groups of people. If you lie and say you never do it's worse.. I didn't do it but everyone will just think you're a shy dirty lier (others did this).
If they ask you again just say the truth (it's what I did and everything worked out fine each time, unless you do it 10 times a day or something then.. just say you masturbate everyday or something or else they'll make fun of you) or tell them it's none of their business but that could be dangerous too.

[usedtobejv]

Yes, I ask them back if they do, they always say yes so I always say I do too

[MoveAlong]

This is really, really silly. Who the frak cares? The fact of the matter is that almost ALL men masturbate, it's not a surprise. I guess you youngins' are just so embarrassed because it's all so new to you. But really. It's not a big deal.

Now me, I don't get embarrassed, but I just don't answer because I think the answer is implied. And I have a little bit of modesty, so I don't just blatantly talk about it. The most I would say is yea, but usually I just say I don't want to talk about it, because I mean, what's the point?

Also, that person who asked you in class is just being dirty because they think it's funny.

[paul48]

lol i dont think he'll care

[pianodude]

if a guy friend asks me i'm happy to say that yes i do jack off, but two of my friends who are girls have asked me several times and it was VERY embarrassing so i just tried to change the subject in the best way possible

[Randomchaos]

This happened to me ONCE! My step-dad noticed I was taking a long time in the bathroom and when I got out, he asked "where you masturbating." and luckily, I am a good enough liar, to say "No...I was constipated."

[adam1995]

Doesn't really need to be embarrassing... Just tell him it's none of his freaking business !

[Ben_E]

Yeah it happened to me when i first started high school, the "cool girls" from the year above me at my high school tried making fun of me at the bus stop on the way home from school one day asking if when i wanked did i think of them. I just said no cos i wasn't friends with them on FB so i couldn't look at there pics as i wanked, and that shut them up.

[Destructor]

we have joked about it before, but conversations like that are always very light and just having a few laughs

[FullyAlive]

Please don't bump old threads :locked: