Good, Bad, Worse

[biboy96]

Good, Bad Worse, is a game that is played like this:
Thread-starter says something good. Next poster says something bad, an the next one something worse. And then somone says good again, and the game continues.

I'll start.

VT has got many nice members.

[Death]

VT has also got horrible members?

[curiousteen]

VT is going to SHUT DOWN!!!!!

P.S.- no its not

[biboy96]

Good: Pepsi MAX has got a new exclusive flavour :D
(BAOBAB) Tastes less shitty than cherry coke :P

[Death]

I don't even like Pepsi Max.

[walpoler93]

pepsi is disgusting

[curiousteen]

Good- We are still alive

[TheFame]

bad- were all gonna die 0_o

[Death]

Worse - We're going be turned into mindless husks.

[TheFame]

My hair is in the perfect position today (:

[Death]

'Controlled Assessment' in schools is pretty pointless.

[curiousteen]

Worse- high school will countinue till we become 35 and we will have no social life...

[Death]

Good: At least we learn what we need in order to get a good job.

[Sage]

Bad: Even with knowledge and degrees, many still struggle to find work.

[Bougainvillea]

Worse: Even with knowledge and degrees, some still refuse to even look for work.

[Death]

Good: At least said people had a choice in the matter.

[biboy96]

Bad: Masturbation becomes impossible.

[curiousteen]

Worse- we have a dry orgasm everytime

[biboy96]

Good: WE CAN MASTURBATE AGAIN!!! EVERY MAN 4 HIS DICK!!!!

[Death]

Bad: However, it turns out that our sperm is infertile.

[biboy96]

Worse: Radio-activity makes all cocks in the world shink until they are smaller than 1 inch.

[Death]

Good: But then the radiation causes a sudden mutation in everyone which causes everyone's penis to elongate to over twelve inches and ejaculate like a hosepipe!

[biboy96]

Bad: Lady GaGa dies

[Sith Lord 13]

Worse: She comes back, and starts making more music.

[Death]

Good: But then she gets an illness rendering her mute.

[curiousteen]

BAD- We cant buy CDs anymore

[biboy96]

Worse: They start producing VCR again.

[Death]

Good: We all get a free blueberry muffin.

[biboy96]

Bad: It's not really a muffin

[Death]

Worse: Turns out those muffins contained a toxin which has turned us all into pedophiles who go out sexually mollestering everyone on the street.

[biboy96]

Good: Everyone becomes normal again :D

[Death]

Bad: However, everyones' definition of normal has been warped by those muffins meaning that "normal" is when everyone fights everyone in sight to the death causing a big civil war all over the world.

[Setzer]

worse: berlusconi said we're gonna win the civil war=we're dying under torture

[Death]

Good: In the end, it appears that everyone is bored of fighting.

[biboy96]

Bad: Therefore, they invent more "Exciting" weapons... :S

[Death]

Worse: These turn out to be weapons that shrink everyones' penises to less than one inch long - again!

[biboy96]

Good: It's not the size that matters, it's how u use it

[Death]

Bad: But then all the men realise that half an inch is not long enough to penetrate a vagina, meaning that no-one can have babies without artifical sperm, which has all mysteriously vanished.

[biboy96]

Worse: Erections don't excist anymore

[Death]

Good: However, the muffins that everyone ate ages ago have now seemed to have caused a mutation which gives everyone the ability to experience intense orgasms at will.

[TheFame]

^^ What?

bad? Some muffins have raisins?

?

[Death]

Worse: Those raisins in the muffins turn out to be drugged which has caused everyone to have very weird hallucinations.

[biboy96]

Good: Everyone goes to rehab

[Sith Lord 13]

Bad: The capacity to have orgasms at will has caused everything else to come to a complete standstill.

[Death]

Worse: Orgasms have now turned into pain, making sex and masturbation displeasurable.

[that kid]

Good: My sister is moving out!

[biboy96]

Bad: A new sister is taking her place.

[curiousteen]

Worse-The new sister is a pain

[biboy96]

Good: Orgasms feels good now

[huginnmuninn]

bad;every time you have an orgasm a finger or toe falls off

[biboy96]

worse: once you have lost all of your fingers and toes, they come back... In your ass..

[Death]

Good: People no longer feel displeasure.

[biboy96]

Bad Everyone Dies.

[Death]

Worse: They then rise as mindless zombies who go round devouring everything.

[biboy96]

Good: Somone use Dragonballs to revive everyone, and stop their zombie rampage.

[Death]

Bad: The dragonballs hold an annoying side effect which involves shrinking everyone's brain to the size of a peanut.

[biboy96]

Worse: People were stupid enough with big brains...Now...Well...yea..

[Death]

Good: At least this sheer stupidity is making everyone happy enough.

[Jason Ruechel]

Bad: Accidently replied without clicking next page causing me to change the subject, Oops.

[PervertedStalker]

worse: you are changing the subject again xD

[ABIEDOooOH]

good.VT is getting better ^_^