View Full Version : Telling??
SWMG
July 14th, 2010, 03:19 PM
Has any of your parents asked if you jack off?
biboy96
July 14th, 2010, 03:21 PM
eh... once, when i was going to the doctors to get my dick checked... I had some small wounds...
jaydawg729
July 14th, 2010, 03:23 PM
my parents probably know, we make alot of jacking jokes, but aside from that they never ask
trevor208002
July 14th, 2010, 03:24 PM
nope
SWMG
July 14th, 2010, 03:25 PM
Is that one time my dad asked i said no and he was like kind of dissapointed but i dont know if he asks again i should tell him
biboy96
July 14th, 2010, 03:30 PM
Masturbation is something that is to be hidden from parents :P
And luckily for me, the loudest noise I make, when there are others in the house, is heavy breathing :P
GamerX20
July 14th, 2010, 04:22 PM
nope, dont plan on telling them haha
dwl8fl
July 14th, 2010, 04:24 PM
nope they have not ask yet
Muscleteen92
July 14th, 2010, 05:12 PM
No, but they probably know but i hope not
bidude94
July 14th, 2010, 06:29 PM
No, but I'm pretty sure they know, they were my age once
zander
July 14th, 2010, 06:41 PM
i guess you dont have to ask what you already know
jjr011294
July 14th, 2010, 09:31 PM
no but me n my bro in law were close and we were tlkin bout stuff and we came croused the topic and said ud be crazy if u havent yet i was like yep lol!
Jcat3
July 14th, 2010, 09:32 PM
Never
ThereforeIam042
July 14th, 2010, 09:33 PM
Nope
walpoler93
July 14th, 2010, 09:39 PM
nope, i would be mortified if they did. its ok to talk about it with friends, any family members talking to u about masturbation is just wrong!
mranderson
July 14th, 2010, 10:50 PM
closest this to asking me if i do is if i watch porn
Guitarman
July 15th, 2010, 07:18 AM
No but they probably know I mean it's a fairly normal thing for guys going through puberty and probably beyond do.
Patchy
July 15th, 2010, 07:19 AM
No they haven't asked. I presume they know since they were once my age so probs presume I do.
karl
July 15th, 2010, 07:48 AM
Well, my dad caught me once, so that solved that problem!!
ivan_cro
July 15th, 2010, 09:11 AM
nope
nick
July 15th, 2010, 09:52 AM
No, my dad would never ask that, but I'm sure he knows anyway.
norfolksouthern
July 15th, 2010, 10:16 AM
nope and im glad they never asked me
curiousteen
July 15th, 2010, 01:23 PM
Yea my mom but i told her no...
MisterE
July 15th, 2010, 01:32 PM
noe, that would suck to have to answer around them :p
joe4
July 15th, 2010, 06:27 PM
nope never asked
The Ninja
July 15th, 2010, 06:42 PM
nope but chances are my mom knows. my uncle found out that i look at porn. at first i thought he told her but then one day she asked if i watched "pornography" i said no. its funny how parents always use technical terms :lol:
newteen13
July 15th, 2010, 07:08 PM
no, they haven't asked, and I hope they don't!
OhMightyLion
July 15th, 2010, 07:49 PM
My parents have never asked me but my mom knows I j/o and she caught me watching porn once so she might know i still do..
darkwoon
July 15th, 2010, 07:59 PM
No, and even if they asked, I wouldn't answer - that's none of their business. But they quite certainly already know I do, since they were once my age :)
ballin09
July 15th, 2010, 09:02 PM
No, I think it would be weird.
WakeyEr
July 15th, 2010, 09:19 PM
Ahh.. No, thank god lol But if my step dad did. Then I would probly tell him. Then again.... Where not that close so idk what Iwould do, but I assume they allready know, im 16 and a guy. Or at least my stepdad should know..
Dog Desab
July 15th, 2010, 09:24 PM
nope that would be too much to handle.
GeneralCrash70
July 15th, 2010, 09:30 PM
Yup, but they already knew I did, they just wanted to hear me say it
Shortkid
July 15th, 2010, 09:52 PM
No, thank God.
Judas
July 16th, 2010, 03:20 AM
The first time I ejaculated I felt really weird afterwards so I talked to him about it. He asked me but I said no (though it was kinda obvious)..
phill1
July 16th, 2010, 03:25 AM
no but i guess thay already know as all boys do it
SWMG
July 16th, 2010, 11:03 AM
Ok thanks!
Razors edge
July 16th, 2010, 11:25 AM
Nope. they've never asked.
tomcut2000
July 16th, 2010, 02:35 PM
never asked and never told
dman18
July 19th, 2010, 12:53 AM
nope.
tomcut2000
July 19th, 2010, 04:29 PM
i would have died if they did ask
swimmwe guy
July 19th, 2010, 08:39 PM
my parents are completly oblivious to that kind of stuff and never talk about anything like that but since i hardly ever mastrbate i would not care if they did ask
nickw_2013
July 19th, 2010, 08:40 PM
My parents have never asked, but I think they know. I would be a little creeped out if they asked cuz they don't talk about stuff like that much.
mxrider155
July 19th, 2010, 08:52 PM
no, but they might kno already (please no). also, i almost got caught a few times, not fun
nickw_2013
July 19th, 2010, 08:55 PM
no, but they might kno already (please no). also, i almost got caught a few times, not fun
Same here. It was one of those "uhh you should leave now" moments..
Blackguy17
July 21st, 2010, 07:32 AM
never thank gudness
Racer4life25
July 21st, 2010, 11:53 AM
nope. but im sure they know
ati5870
July 22nd, 2010, 12:06 AM
No but i'm sure they know i do
Voodoo
July 22nd, 2010, 12:10 AM
Yes, pretty awkward...
Chris95
July 22nd, 2010, 02:15 AM
Yes, pretty awkward...
Just out of curiosity, how did you answer their question?
laker
July 24th, 2010, 03:15 AM
Absolutely not
soulcrusher24
July 25th, 2010, 12:41 AM
yes. and they already know about.
lolimbrando
July 25th, 2010, 01:27 AM
No....
guy1234
July 25th, 2010, 07:55 AM
Hell no, and thank goodness they haven't
neigh
August 14th, 2010, 11:36 PM
no i never had a parent asked that question. but i was in a doctor office where he asked if i had produce semen yet. was there because im late to reach puberty and have one testicle which has to be reviewed every 6 month. i thought the question was like asking have u jerk off and cum yet. sort of like your question. but doctor asked in front of mom. the back of dr.schmidt was no. (red faced doing so )
lil emo boy
August 14th, 2010, 11:51 PM
they never ask'd..
ThisIsTomP
August 15th, 2010, 12:03 AM
Nope, and if they did, I'd be a little freaked out.
Mandy
August 15th, 2010, 12:42 AM
lol why would ur parents ask u that. eww...
The Flightless Hawk
August 15th, 2010, 07:44 PM
No, they have not.
curious_dude
August 15th, 2010, 08:09 PM
Negative
DanielBoy
August 15th, 2010, 09:19 PM
Nope, and IDK why they would. They probably already know, it is apart of puberty. :D
Luke608
August 16th, 2010, 04:17 PM
uhhhh im pretty sure my mom does
thiscityisdead
August 16th, 2010, 08:44 PM
My parent has never asked me if I do but I'm assuming she knows =P
fireman449
August 16th, 2010, 10:35 PM
emm...no that woulk be a little awkward:cool:
the beast
September 27th, 2011, 10:28 PM
Nope.
zeekm94
September 28th, 2011, 01:25 AM
never asked but probably kno about it by all the kleenex i tend to go through lol
appel1234
September 28th, 2011, 04:14 PM
no r u crazy
countryboy94
September 28th, 2011, 04:17 PM
my parents know because all young guys do it
basketballcole
September 28th, 2011, 04:32 PM
my parents know because all young guys do it
This. I'm pretty sure it safe to say parents know we do it. They don't have to ask and why would they.
BOSSPENGUIN
September 28th, 2011, 05:53 PM
yea one of my friends asked me i said i do we share tecniques and stuff
Joe1996
September 29th, 2011, 02:16 PM
They never have, but I bet my mum knows after doing the laundry xD
awsomekid23
September 29th, 2011, 03:41 PM
never
Drew Tyler
September 29th, 2011, 04:30 PM
They never asked me either, why would they? That is a private time almost like going to the bathroom! They never asked me what I did while sitting on the toilet either!! haha They know what we do and they know it's private.
Boxerbriefs96
September 29th, 2011, 05:09 PM
All parents know that answer to that question. But they are not stupid enough to bring it out of the blue while talking (except in joke form).
macbox84
September 29th, 2011, 07:25 PM
Hell no they dnt even get close to those subjects but they probably know cuz they did it at my age most Likley
Swag44
September 29th, 2011, 07:30 PM
Me and my parents joke about it all the time. They are not dumb. They know! hahaha
torcon4421
September 29th, 2011, 07:36 PM
na they dont
Trinity_15
October 1st, 2011, 12:20 PM
nope.
russjr08
October 1st, 2011, 03:54 PM
No, they haven't. If they did, I would probably explode though.
themanhimself
October 1st, 2011, 04:43 PM
no but theyve heard me i think
hhhfiuashfosihdf
October 1st, 2011, 07:15 PM
Nope they haven't , I think I would be pretty uncomfortable if they did ask me tho
ashdaniel
October 1st, 2011, 08:10 PM
nope my parent didnt ask
Asd20
October 1st, 2011, 08:44 PM
my parents don't even think I know what masturbating is
Stlboy
October 1st, 2011, 09:13 PM
Nope and dont plan on telling hah
zack17
February 13th, 2012, 11:19 AM
nope
Coolboi
February 13th, 2012, 12:10 PM
no way
Sonic Boom
February 13th, 2012, 12:10 PM
No, but they probably just assume that.
BoredGuy26
February 13th, 2012, 01:13 PM
No, but I think they know not to. I mean, what teenage boy doesn't?! I'm sure they assume I do...
Slosh
February 14th, 2012, 12:55 PM
they haven't asked, but they probably know though.. considering my mum has found my cum rag a few times too
User Does Not Exist
February 16th, 2012, 08:06 PM
No, they've never asked and not sure why they ever would. I'm sure every parent knows their kid masturbates anyhow.
Though my Dad did mention he's the only one that would admit to it even though everyone does it.
llwoahll
June 25th, 2013, 08:37 PM
Yeah my parents asked i was just like 0_0
Blayne Pellican
June 25th, 2013, 09:55 PM
Nope
Jasperf
June 25th, 2013, 11:21 PM
never!
Lost in the Echo
June 25th, 2013, 11:45 PM
Yeah my parents asked i was just like 0_0
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