Female Underwear?

[Dingo Fries]

I've recently wanted to get some girls underwear, but I don't know how to go about getting them. I'm sure it's just a phase in puberty, but I really want to get some. (Save from the embarrassment)

I had an idea of how to get some but I wasn't sure if I should do it.
I go to a clothes store, and take 3 items, one of which being the underwear. I hide the underwear and purchase the 2 other items, when I give them the cash, say "Keep the change."
The change would be the equivalent of the underwear I had.

Would this be classed as stealing and if it is, how could I get some?
PS: I'm still 'in the closet' so no one knows.

Sorry if this is in the wrong forum.

[Oli1994]

Well that would be illegal so...

If you bought various other items of clothing it should be fine. At the end of the day you probably wont sell the checkout person again and it might not even be for you
Or the Internet maybe. Plenty of shops

[Dingo Fries]

Well that would be illegal so...

If you bought various other items of clothing it should be fine. At the end of the day you probably wont sell the checkout person again and it might not even be for you
Or the Internet maybe. Plenty of shops

True, I can't buy off the internet because I don't have a card.
It's the embarrassment at the time that would get me, what they think when they run them through.

[Billy15]

first off i hate any kinds of underwear lol so i know for sure that i wont be wearing panties but hey if your into that fetish, then id check it out and do what you enjoy. maybe you could like write a note (like it was from your mom) and just hand it to the cashier and tell her my mom wanted me to get these for my sister. just a suggestion.

[Ender]

get some male and some female, and say your buying for your girlfriend too. :)
Hope I helped.

[notsure101]

Try and get a girl cashier and when you walk up and wait a few seconds then say do you think my girlfriend would like these

[Dingo Fries]

Try and get a girl cashier and when you walk up and wait a few seconds then say do you think my girlfriend would like these

That could work I guess.
I like the idea of the note.
Take it to a cashier and ask where I could find them.

Thanks for the help guys :)

PS: More suggestions welcome.

[Undie_guy]

Buy them. You'll love them. I think they're great just make sure you get some nylon ones because they feel much more awesome than cotton ones.

[lamboman43]

Just make sure you pay for them. If you dont then when you walk out the door the alarm will go off.

[sandman17]

technically if you did the keep the change thing,
then it wouldn't be stealing as you paid.

but if it goes tits up then you're going to look bad.

[ShatteredWings]

That's illegal, yes. It's still shoplifting and no one 'keeps the change'


Most people don't care what you're buying.
If you don't want to get hassled just don't go to soemone who's an old lady, and get what you want.

[usedtobejv]

Maybe you could buy it and say its a present for your girlfriend