King of the Hill

[suprise]

okay, we all know what King of the Hill is i hope...

so on the forum, it goes like this:

guy1: I walk all the way up the hill and claim it as mine!
MY hill

guy2: Whilst you were walking up the hill, i shot you with my pistol, then ran up to take it for me!
MY hill.
And so-on.

I start:
I walk along one day and all of a sudden, i see a hill, and decide i will walk up it. Later on, I get to the top and claim it for me!
My hill

[Continuum]

I kicked you at the balls, then pushed you.
IT'S MY HILL NOW

[suprise]

unfortunatly for you i was wearing my jock strap and the cup, so in hitting me in the balls, you broke your hand and, in turn, i pushed you down.
MY hill:yeah:

[curiousteen]

when i saw push him down i ran up behind u and tackled u down the hill
NOW MY HILL!!!!!

[suprise]

Ouch!

so, as you were running up the hill, you stepped on my perfectly diguised trap door that is impossible to see... only i knew where it was... therefore leaving you no exit unless you dig your way out....

MY HILL!

[hrecknoall]

While you were WAyyyyyyy to busy building your perfectly disguised trap door I stole your blueprints and built my OWN trap door that you fell into..but this one is filled with snakes...so suck on that :)

MY HILL

[suprise]

well, luckily for me, i did not panic :P... and u just kind of connected all the snakes and made a ladder and climbed out (snakes and ladders :P :P ) ... then i threw you down, right after the snakes all climbed out!

MY HILL!

[hrecknoall]

thank Jesus, Mary and Jospeh, I just happened to bring my lasso, I through it around the nearest tree and climed from my hole. I then used the rope to tie you up.

MY HILL

[suprise]

ooh, i like being tied up... (jk)

luckily for me, i had my super powered mini laser and i used it to cut my bindings... then I used it to cut your big toes off... so now you can't walk! then i rolled you down the hill!

MY HILL

[suprise]

anyone else gonna beat me down?

[curiousteen]

Digging myself out of the whole u put me in i slowly crouched down behind u and took ur mini lazer and cut ur feet off HAHA i said as you tumbled down the hill!!!

MY HILL!!!!!

[suprise]

so, as you are digging yourself out of where i buried you, and i am all the way down the hill, i send a pack of dingos to go and make sure that you don't move... while walking up the hill, i turn to you, smile and say: my hill!

[curiousteen]

As u look at me and smile and say "my hill" u dont see that there are lions and tigers and bears coming to protect me from these dingos and as u see the animals that are going to protect me charging at you; u then scream "OH MY!!!" and call off ur dingos and run back down the hill. And as u run i yell out to u "MY HILL" lol

[suprise]

unfortunatly for you, you are still stuck in that hole. i pick up my trusty shot gun and shoot all of your little pets that attacked. then i put a 1'000'000'000 foot fence up around you so that you can't get out! MY HILL! :P

[curiousteen]

Well unfortunately for u; u measured the fence wrong and it was actually a 10 feet fence and my animals had bulletproof vest against any weapon in the world and they began chasing u down the hill once again HAHAHA!!!!! MY HILL!!!!!

[suprise]

unluckily for you, or... for your animals rather, that was only a clone of myself. therefor, they are running after nothing! and then when they eat him, the get poisoned. bam! so then, you, still stuck in that hole, see me running up the hill, planting land mines as a defence. MY HILL

[curiousteen]

Seeing im still in a hole while u gloat about the hill bein yours i will throw a rock at a mine to destract u while i dig my way through the hill while dodging all the mines and come up out the tip of the hill and grab u and throw u at a mine that will blow u to china. My Hill!!!

[Sage]

I appear out of thin air, teleporting from another dimension, and kick you off of the hill onto the nearest mine will proclaiming that this is Sparta. My hill for now.